schmidt & cece s1 scenes 1080p

hey Cece look I get it this isn't gonna happen the couch is super uncomfortable my Sunbird start to blister and I just want to sleep in my own bed okay [Music] I'm sorry for everything I can be a jerk sometimes I hate sleeping alone me too sweet Oh better when you don't talk [Music] if you tell anyone we held hands I have two people in my phone that will kill you literally anyone who tells you the future of rabia's nitrogen-based ping with blinders on CC that is are you hmm you wash your hands I wash him after okay you don't see it just can you just stop there's not the entire bowl of walnuts is compromised huh why you're very sanitary do you I wash your hands ten times a day okay look don't worry cz I need to get my hands dirty okay I mean I got dirty all over would you eat this filthy walnut yeah I mean I need today yeah okay open your mouth open your mouth no beautiful scent that's right we've long sustain'd mashes oh hey your nose right what what no what is wrong with you look at this recipe look at the recipe where in this recipe does it say put mashed potatoes on Schmidt's nose look it look here here here go on show me Schmidt yell down here oh I'm so sorry does he get weird he's weird about cooking Did you touch his whisk no other thing is just as I think I'm into him what Oh God yeah he's got this rage inside of him this fury and I just love it Schmidt it's our word nein I'm starving well I can plant sure I can talk but I can't do both I'm going in hey let's talk about what happened earlier because you made me feel like I was a really bad girl I know I did and I'm really sorry CeCe I'll never yell at you like that again how about now please don't do that got my dirty little hands in your pudding sober it's so gross please oh god honey it's so gross yeah I really I really rather you washed my hands since 3 o'clock and I'm gonna double it's so good how about now it's all the way it's all the way in there with all the so unsanitary please just put it I'm begging you to please please just take the towel are you cold do you want my cardi [Music] I you look awesome the before and after for Bolivian diet pill algo tracks yeah I've taken up before sure you are so you said you wanted to see me for something yes I brought you a gift I hope you appreciate I have kept eye contact with you this whole time and made no reference to the fact that you are basically naked very proud of you Schmidt nice a lot of time done with her hair with her no I'm not the hair guy man oh no no this is my very good friend Schmidt he just came by to bring me a gift some it's perfume why does it say Cecilia number five actually says that because I you know I mean I made it specifically for you yeah I found this place on Third Street where you can design your own perfume base notes of cocoa because of your brand this sea salt because it kind of sounds like Cece and sandalwood sandalwood always up to no good that's um thank you yeah hey let's get back to work yeah okay um I'll see you tonight yeah yeah we'll do that so many bobby pins up there everything's attached she always talked to you like that yeah kind of we like dressing up like Santa sexy Santa no the truth is no I don't you know you don't deserve to be treated like that you just got to tell her no otherwise all she'll do is see you as a pretty face in the hot body I'm sorry what is that you have a pretty face no no cuz the second part and I'd like you to say it like in an accent and people but make direct icon just mention up as you're like with me that's well that's your perfume you wore it yeah that's most terrible it does smell terrible is a dirty dish towl told um she didn't want to label it oh I mean that's a classic move even in a lesbian community what are we talking about did you just hear the phrase lesbian community and come running out of your room I did um question for you this community you speak of to the ladies look more like this one or you know kind of Nick ish shut up Schmidt I did date a woman I looked a lot like Nick you did it Felicia let me help you I'm gonna make her jealous okay can you see can you stop CC you are way too beautiful she'll think she doesn't have a shot with me can you stop looking at me like that please what luck I'm not even looking at you the pouty one the naughty baby Indian I just ate something spicy you know my lip is swollen mm-hmm what is happening out there that was the last time said that twice last night they'll be back I'm like your black tar heroin just need that sweet taste in your veins Schmidt oh and the damage done new young you just get me out of here without someone seeing oh did you have a sexual guest what was it the same girl from the other night I don't know what you're talking about oh my god you slept with the same girl twice in a row was it a mistake was she wearing some kind of disguise hey Nick Schmidt slept with the same girl twice in a row I owe you five dollars you know I thought I heard the door open at 3:00 those are the sounds of true love bet you had the time of her life what happened did I miss her you did I love being the girls you bring home I like to pretend like I'm your lover on the down-low Theodore K Mullins damn Schmidt in a bed well we shave each other I've always enough to you're my boo Theodore came I wasn't that mytab minutes are you gonna three-peat this ho who is this [ __ ] we want to meet her I'm not gonna parade her around like some trophy you know me I'm not that kind of guy oh she would tell me this was the front door what's wrong with her she have a hunchback dwarf parts Lovitz body she happens to be an incredibly beautiful woman she knows okay look I won't go into your party if if you go to breakfast with me tomorrow in public yeah okay really I'll be back soon you really don't want to be seen having breakfast with me do you are we even still in LA Schmidt you and I are not together we are not in a relationship we're just having sex and alone and I'm not gonna be a prize that you get to show off the guys are always just showing me off and I hate it I I want to tell people because I think that you are the dopest flyest smartest ballsiest [ __ ] it's truly terrifying women that I have sexually enjoyed in a really long time do you want to tell the waitress if I could have everyone's attention real quick if you could uh just hey guys call timeout to whatever whatever that whatever that thing is okay great I am having sex with this woman right here you want to stand up okay you don't want it all right great I'm enjoying myself immensely it's you know a physical thing but I am definitely for real having sex with this girl right here to completion yeah know what I'm thinking about C's watch men that when you stand up there's gonna be like a perfect imprint of your butt in the sand that is what you're thinking about right now with your best friend down the beach going through what you're going through no then why would you say that I don't know why I would say that why would anyone say that I've never gone through anything like this yeah well I have what happened my dad died renounce 12 the only way to get through it is to get through it you know how to cat with them don't come here my dad - your cat big cat maybe human sides nothing wake up everybody up I got that old you something we're late [Music] [Music] you think we have something really real here I was dressed as a secretary and I was wearing the shoulder pads so by obviously must likely be with you [Music] darling this is pretty great yeah yeah do you make that what and see if he let you wear it well she thought it was funny [Music] [Music] you liked him what the shirts thisi thought the shirt he made was funny you obviously like him it's the only explanation for thinking that's funny oh my god I think you're right and you want to tell me cuz you knew that I would know and you weren't ready to admit it to yourself okay can we just say that I didn't tell you because I'm a total [ __ ] because I'm Way more comfortable with that maybe I like Schmidt you you can't tell anyone yeah that's like a secret only I know what are you doing that basil Cece you trying to make you confess easy with the knife Robespierre I will cut off your weaker fingers Schmidt and I'm gonna start with your pinkie when you guys are adorable we are not adorable okay we are just two people having casual successful sex my bad all right I can't stand this heat I'm gonna get it on the kitchen ow you should really stretch Jess you don't just thinking that we're acute couples I don't it's kind of a turn-off how do we explain to her that this is just stress sex what is that that is shoddy workmanship is what that is I'm taking you off prep go clean the garbanzo beans take a minute be careful with that knife it's from Japan Cece are you pregnant whoa Sarah nick has one time see if you can find it no okay I don't know we have to wait for the test results but I'm late we made a caramel miracle Cece are you crying no no no I I just know you are an amazing woman and you're going to do and be so many things in this life maybe you'll be a mom and maybe maybe not but I will support you no matter what thank you now we can just go back to the way things were you can go on your date right call no more stupid mistakes right right oh wait okay so just you know there's a marathon downtown and I don't want you hit the traffic okay thank you head down don't let the okay don't hit the top all right yeah yeah yeah okay terrible car for a baby anyway [Music] can I ask you a question yeah shoot cowboy how do you build a relationship how about viagra I usually just to keep them falling out of bed how does a guy like me have a chance of making someone like ceci happy you don't not with all those moles on your face I just give up that's crazy she needs you you are exactly what she needs [Music] I'll meet you out there in a second okay take it easy bird you know for the first time in my life effects you feel like I want something that lasts and I want it with you I feel the same way you do oh [Applause] the leaf painting is emotional intimacy turning you on we need help what do you just tell him you like it doesn't matter if I like him it's over and you're fine with that yeah are you yeah are you yeah hold up how are you I am gonna kill you but are you oh my god are you serious how do you look this good under fluorescent lights I am so so sorry okay this is all my fault I thought what happened yeah um this is embarrassing I broke my penis you what I broke my penis things got I mean just out of control with Nadia last night and there was like this one moment where it was just blinding pain and then there was another moment I was like watching myself watch myself I think I finally understand what the tree of life is about and I can't be certain of this but I'm almost positive that Nadia's vagina contains a right-angle I'm leaving I cannot believe I can how are you upset right now see see you ended this I don't know what you want from me I don't want you sleeping with Nadia are you crazy I don't want you sleeping with anyone because I like you I can't just always say what I feel okay it's just just whatever Schmidt you like me you like my personality what I was surprised too Oh what happened oh my god why oh why oh my god my penis is having a heart attack don't touch me okay don't touch you gotta get out of here all right I mean I I like don't bend over for crying out loud what are you nuts I'm sorry it's the yoga pants I'm sorry for this but I I I like you too so much call a nurse call a male nurse probably a heavyset male nurse would be nice describe it to them as like a as a battered highway cone oh what's wrong with you you're stress-eating me HS so many hood like three it's a lot of pig parts it's just see see what's going so well between you guys yeah mm-hmm she's a good egg she's ever gonna be happy with somebody like me Jess what that's crazy that's what I'm gonna have to White Fang Herr Schmidt come on look I try not to judge what you guys do but please don't tell me things like that oh no Jess just the book White Fang oh this guy the friends a wild creature but he must set the animal free because that's what's best for I know that part of what Fang but the animal won't go so with a breaking heart he throws stones at until it runs away hey you want Cece to go away no I want her to be happy because I mean you care about somebody you do what's what's best for them even if it sucks for you [Music] We Need to Talk all right this is not another one of those Merlot is the [ __ ] of the vineyard talk since this isn't working out are you kidding right now are you trying to end this with me now go on you heard me gone go on scram go I hate you go come on okay are you white banging me so what white thing Schmidt the only book on your Kindle the one that you wouldn't stop talking about remember I said please stop talking about white fang and you said someday I'm gonna do this to somebody that white fang's uh-huh why you trying to push me away I saw your phone CeCe I saw the text message from Gino your colleague you went through my phone what no Winston Winston went through your phone is not okay this is about trust Schmidt okay it's about trust and I told you how this was gonna be and I asked you to get ok with it how am I supposed to trust you CeCe you slept with me I mean that doesn't say much about your taste in men

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Length: 21min 2sec (1262 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 21 2018