New Girl - Schmidt & Cece - [The Story]

was it cece cecilia warm right now don't schmidt all right please put your shirt back on finally it's just the two of us huh oh god you're about to say something stupid aren't you girl i'm gonna marry you jar your hand is on my leg your hand's on my leg no it really isn't classic he said she said good night cece sleeping on my sheets right now not you yours a really beautiful body cece i really appreciate that event okay come on oh it was god like schmidt go up to the roof i'll be there in 10 minutes i love cece but she's not ready for you i get it this isn't going to happen i just want to sleep in my own bed i'm sorry for everything i can be a jerk i hate sleeping alone i need to you tell anyone we held hands i have two people in my phone that will kill you look at this recipe the fair in this recipe doesn't say put mashed potatoes on schmidt's nose i'm really sorry cece i'll never yell at you like that again are you cold do you want my cardi i brought you a gift [Music] it's perfume i you know i made i made it specifically for you you don't deserve to be treated like that you just gotta tell her no otherwise all she'll do is see you as a pretty face and a hot body i'm sorry what was that do you have a pretty face no no no cause the second part i do not put your leg with me that smell that's your perfume you wore it yeah it smells terrible you will never give up where's what's his name we are actually gonna meet up for later let me help you i'm gonna make her jealous all right can you can you stop cece you are way too beautiful can you stop looking at me like that please what look i'm not even looking at you [Music] all right just get in there man [Music] said that twice last night they'll be back just get me out of here without someone seeing smith spits up with the same girl twice in a row i owe you five dollars those are the sounds of true love that she has the time of her life what happened did i miss her what's this [ __ ] we want to meet her she happens to be an incredibly beautiful woman i know i said that last time was the last time but you want to come down yeah i want to come yeah i'll come down that sounds good come on schmidt i can't be the first one who's ashamed to be with you okay look i won't go into your party if if you go to breakfast with me in public yeah okay the guys are always just showing me off and i hate it i want to tell people because i think that you are the dopest flyest smartest ballsiest bitchiest truly terrifying woman that i have sexually enjoyed in a really i've never gone through anything like this yeah well i have what happened my dad died when i was 12. don't compare my dad to your cat big cat and human size i clearly have no control in this relationship we're a mile away from the waff cece i'm not getting caught with you i'm fine with it i'm seeing somebody so you're the boss sorry i am definitely the boss no no cece i'm not having sex with you right now i've never had to do this i've never had to seduce somebody before i don't want to ruin what we have i think we have something to ruin this is pretty great jess i want to emphasize that we are not dating i can't stress that enough this is just sex did you make that what and cece let you wear it well she thought it was funny you don't like him oh my god i think you're right you didn't want to tell me because you knew that i would know and you weren't ready to admit it to yourself i will cut off your weaker finger schmidt and i'm going to start with your pinky you guys are adorable we are not adorable okay we're just two people having casual successful sex my bad you know jess thinking that we're a cute couple is i don't it's kind of a turn off how do we explain to her that this is just it's just sex i think it's time that i take you on a real date you're asking me out on a date yeah it'll be our first real date take someone else you mean like another girl yeah schmidt that's what this is that's the deal you're an idiot what i thought this is what you wanted this is a really good example of people who should not be making love have fun cece are you okay damn it you're just gonna end up pregnant anyways what cece are you pregnant i don't know we have to wait for the test results but i'm late maybe this isn't exactly in my five-year plan but maybe this is fate you know maybe i hit the jackpot maybe this is the universe telling me that i'm never gonna find a girl better than cece cece are you crying no no you are an amazing woman and you're going to do and be so many things in this life maybe you'll be a mom and maybe maybe not but i will support you no matter what you got her period you can go on your date right no more stupid mistakes right right so look we've barely spoken since i almost impregnated you you know it's just this whole thing has just kind of got me thinking maybe this is just too intense and we should stop that's what you want that's how i feel right now it goes uh tweeting me oh nadia i think that's a great idea what do you just tell him you like him it doesn't matter if i like him it's over and you're fine with that um what was your date last night brief small man go to hospital the hospital oh my god how do you look this good under fluorescent lights i am so so sorry what happened i broke my penis you what i broke my peanut i'm leaving i cannot believe i can't why are you upset right now cece you ended this because i like you you like me but i was surprised too [Music] [Music] how does a guy like me have a chance at making someone like cece happy you don't let's just give up that's crazy she needs you you are exactly what she needs first time in my life i actually feel like i want something that lasts and i want it with you i feel the same way you came that's my job gino was just some guy that i see around the office except for in my office they rub us down with baby oil before we start yeah i get that i got look your business is selling sex sure you're a sex worker she's never going to be happy with somebody like me you you want cece to go away i want her to be happy when you care about somebody you do what's what's best for them this isn't working out why are you trying to push me away i saw your phone cece you went through my phone what no it's about trust and i told you how this was gonna be and i asked you to get okay with it how am i supposed to trust you cece you slept with me i mean that doesn't say much about your taste in men she hasn't spoken to you all summer since you broke up with it i i can't go upstairs though because of the whole schmidt thing hey i had to check out the the new and improved schmidt i wanted to tell you i want you to meet robbie my boyfriend thank you for inviting us why don't you call me back in two months cece you're the one who broke up i don't see you until you show up here tonight you and i both know we never would have worked we are far too alike both so beautiful i'm gonna be fine you know that right why him he's just a good guy and i'm too dangerous yeah that's it oh is it cece here schmidt where's where's blobby where's that dude oh you mean my boyfriend that you're a romney oh yeah i'm around me hell yeah oh come on you're calling mitt romney dad now that's where we're at schmidt we get it he's the dad you never had you're the only one that i could talk to tell me what happened well i'm back to being schmidt your life would not have been better if you were a romney look my dad left when i was eight he's your dad no one understands stop by your dad cece is scared to end it with robbie because clearly she's still nuts about me you're an angel get off my horse schmidt he kind of he kind of looked like a bride in the groom i remember you saying that you missed hanging out with me so you said that yeah yeah i said it but no because i want to hang out with you too with robbie there yeah [Music] i'm not into the nice thing robbie well that's what i thought too yeah you know until i found uh this one right here you mean cece you think that i'm nice am i nice no thank you i feel like he doesn't even know me i would i would never run away from you but if i did i would run way faster than robin you know me schmidt you don't ever have to be nice around me no no i can't do this to robbie i'm nice i'm not nice i will never stop wanting to kiss you i am a monster thank you i really needed this just broke up with robbie wow you're single you're single really something she's single now technically you're sick you're single are you schmidt i have to get serious about my future otherwise my mom is gonna set me up with a hundred sweet gentle painfully boring indian guys i'm in love man i'm in love with cece everyone knows that you dumbass you always have been i gotta tell her man i love you cece and i have been in love with you for so long is this real i'm ready for a serious commitment let's have dinner okay i'm here for dinner i made it it's really late we got the account i was with my boss we got the account we did it who were with your boss what the woman who made you sign a contract so she could have sex with you no i told cece that i loved her then i got drunk she called her mom i think i'm ready to have you set me up can i talk to you a little bit oh were you hoping that i still had some soul left for you to crush you know i know you're trying to avoid me but just just take this gift i got you and i will walk away i really want us to be friends because i really do care about you this makes it so much better here this is for you i just wanted to try to find a way to say thank you for telling me that you loved me even if i was the one you're welcome cece i didn't really give it away you know i'd never do that you have to move on okay you can't love somebody forever i'd really like to move on yeah i get it i like to move on all night long with him get it i always have and always will love you you told me you had moved on only people who haven't moved on say things like that please leave you and i not being together does not make sense to me i may be an idiot but i'm smart enough to know what i lost [Music] well now that the mums approve when do you want to do this thing is that a proposal [Music] do you want to do this thing yes [Music] hey hey what are you doing here he left me a voicemail from the ambulance listen i think it might be good for him if you just gave him some space space cece you're getting married it's killing him okay yeah um just tell him i came you buy her or not he's waking up you should go okay you know plus ones are for spouses and serious partners only so you just assume that i won't have a serious partner by this but i'm gonna do my best to make you the happiest woman on the face of the earth i just wanted to say that if i was ever selfish in our relationship what do you mean if and what do you mean relationship that's fair um if i was i sincerely apologize i'm really happy for you thank you [Music] schmidt [Music] i just want to get married what did jess say well just didn't hear it cece told me with her eyes oh it's another name so she's married guys i know cece i know her looks what were you doing back there cece's backing out of the wedding what it's true she told me with her eyes oh my god i thought you were talking about something real schmidt the wedding's happening let her go i have let her go i'm with elizabeth now and she's amazing look jess i'm telling you this as cece's friend and nothing more cece loves chevron i know that because i know her better than you do false i'm sorry everyone but i can't do this this isn't what i want i want us to be with someone else i sabotaged her wedding as a friend i didn't want her to marry someone else as a friend the schmidt that you were talking about right it was are you in love with her or are you in love with me [Music] you have to decide two women are in love with me the problem is i'm in love with both of them you don't want to be with me of course i want to be with you [Music] my office is throwing a party tomorrow and i would i'd really like for you to be there well i have a photo shoot but i think i could come after that oh yeah well that sounds good who's that hey there she is my one and only you know how i broke up with elizabeth so that i could start dating cece again absolutely it was really hard for you yeah that actually never happened dc is gonna walk through that door any minute and you have to tell her the truth jess please this would wreck her i'm begging you i know you don't believe me but i do care about her either you tell her or i will you're right i'll tell her but now it's time you do the right thing schmidt i've been cheating on on you with elizabeth cece i'm sorry i'm sorry i don't i just is there some place maybe we could uh go talk everybody knows anyway schmidt might as well just say it i didn't want to hurt you you have to know that i did not want to hurt you please i i'm begging you if you take anything away from this know that i did not want to hurt you i didn't want to hurt anyone especially you you have no idea what you mean to me and i got caught up in this thing i don't know how to do this i got lost i'm sorry you're sorry you didn't want to hurt anybody that's the best you can do schmidt really i don't know i don't know you [Music] you did a bad thing deal with it just torn up about this whole cc and elizabeth thing i feel so guilty i can't even look at myself in the mirror [Music] i need to find out if you're coming to my party today please come to my party cece schmidt you know i don't think i'm ready for that yeah what if i could promise you schmidt wouldn't be there actually seeing schmidt i i finally feel like i have some closure i'm having second thoughts about coach and cece maybe i should stop their date i love her jess i have to tell her you can't you have to let her go [Music] i can't do anything no skills told you this but i didn't even graduate high school a lot of people never graduated high school what did i think that i could bartend because you can you are strong and you are confident those are skills use them you called me your friend did i easy help bouncers after me oh okay he's gone schmidt is he gone you can stop now he's tenacious he's definitely gonna be back pretty sure it's all clear thank you of course schmidt you got something crazy around your neck abby made this i forgot how much i love making jewelry she has been lending me money for supplies hey nevis schmidt's he's kind of got a weird favor to ask they're snooping on abby dude and i trust that girl what are you guys doing here schmidt i know that abby is fun and she is charming but i'm telling you she's bad news but abby has changed you've known this girl for a couple weeks okay i've known her for 20 years and i am telling you it's not to be trusted i know how you work you glom onto guys and then you just bleed them dry well you are not gonna do it to schmidt so i'm gonna need you to figure out why you're really doing all this for schmidt it was wrong of me to get involved are you sure you don't want to tap abby's phone run a dna sample i was worried about you okay i didn't want her to take advantage of you because i know that you will do anything for the people that you care about well i guess i could say the same thing about you i'm cece i say some busta like you're really beautiful like i want to take you out sometime i thought it was about time i graduated high school i am proud of you that's it no snide comments i've got legions but i'm going to be supportive no i probably won't even take the test to fail the last five practice exams so that seems like a bad sign of course you're failing you're studying here in a rowdy tavern i'm taking over you need a tutor yes i'll do it you realize i have a boyfriend right the hunky australian boy congratulations cece this is about your education but he's scared of a couple practice tests just something more important came up that's all there should be nothing more important to you cc than your future because nothing is more important to me than your future do you know how stupid it makes me feel to care more about your future than you do i guess that's an excuse for my new bikini i'm in what's that it's a class ring for cece she got her ged and i've been tutoring her head was made you give her jewelry then what tell her that i'm still in love with her and that i want her back and then we have sex until the boat's singing i knew it i knew it this one grumpy guy no no no cece hey um your hair and the moonlight looks so shiny i'm trying to get a signal so i can talk to buster but it's just impossible out here why is it so important for you to get in touch with buster you know better than anyone that i don't have the best of luck with relationships and i know you think he's young for me i don't i just want you to be happy thank you cece checking out schmidt what let me see that what are you talking about winston shame shame i know your name you do not know my name god what is she doing here i thought she was in australia cece has a boyfriend and your obsession with her is not good for you man so you and buster broke up i'm sorry yeah i'm just waiting for you to do something weird now yeah i feel like i'm gonna go got your message look it's my girlfriend cece so there's paul shouldn't be with the normal guy i surrender that's all can i come to the wedding you think slater and squeeze you by me okay we just wanted to freak you out you really had me go in there for a second who works every time with you sorry about the whole kissing thing oh you don't have to apologize it gets you back a little so should we tell paul together oh well what do you think he's doing right now i was thinking maybe i could have the breast reduction surgery your breasts belong to all of us who are you to decide i mean i guess if i'm being honest it doesn't matter what size you are i'm always gonna love you because you're attached to the most beautiful person in the whole world oh crap you picked me so where exactly is this date of mine all right i invited lucy like you asked your date's name is jeff and he will be here well at least he has a date because mine never showed up jeff is coming it's like we're both struck out okay schmidt there is no jeff come on but to be honest i'm kind of glad there isn't no thanksgiving should be spent with the people that you care about let me get you a beer are you cece i'm jeff um i'm schmidt's friend amanda man anything wet i'd love to take a run at your girl excuse me you do this for me and i'll do this for you what's going on guys closing some deals well actually no we are not you know what they call you where i'm from a dirty old [ __ ] okay come on just tell me what he said without going into specifics he disrespected something more important to me than any stupid lounge daniel craig's tailor it no something priceless [Music] is kind of dumb to say but i really like being your friend my friends i like being your friend [Music] merry christmas merry christmas oh hi schmidt this is fawn moscato it's not okay we should be together it's valentine's day come on you don't really care about valentine's day do you i don't know maybe i do here cece have some warmth no thank you valentine's day just sucks i don't know i kind of like it since when since a few years ago since three years ago oh it happened when you first took a chance on me yeah i know i was there it was the best night of my life ever since then valentine's day has always been my favorite holiday and i hope that you don't remember that i said any of these things tomorrow look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings [Music] i don't have feelings for him dude you are nowhere near my eyes i want you i want you to be my boyfriend jake abex who is jake a pen jake apex assisi's high school grudge yeah well i got a bad feeling about this guy why because he's bomb and cece wants them no other reasons oh he's here he's here he's just one of the gates oh is he a firefighter okay i'm gonna go to the bathroom nope not gonna talk to him do not go and talk to him cece not everything's about you narcissist just didn't go to the bathroom like you said you and he's talking to me cece you're the most amazing woman i ever met if you you want jake apex i'm gonna help you get jake apex never gonna stop trying to make you happy cece i promise you for the rest of my oh look at that it's fun hello councilwoman moscato i've always got a crush on you i'm in love with someone else has anybody heard from cece cause she hasn't answered any of my texts and i'm starting to get worried you know why i'm keeping my distance i like schmidt is she mad at someone nah no so it is schmidt yeah it's okay look i promise i won't tell him nobody's gonna tell him that guy huh yeah can you blame me he's perfect right now i just need you to be there for me jafon a woman who likes me i'm in spite but because of my flaws i do like it [Music] fauna is teaching me how to be the most effective and successful man and lover i possibly can really i thought you were fine before you two were together which time the first time or the third time because because you two were very off and on in a very confusing way i've had sex with him so many times we have a fun thing together super fun yeah i really enjoy it what is it was it cecil what is your name you'll learn it don't worry hey cece i'm glad you're here i need you to put bronzer all over my body what do you think cece you like fawn right yeah i mean as long as your head you know what enough i cannot just stand here and watch vaughn treat you like she's your pageant mom she needs to accept you exactly how you are you need to find somebody that will because i think you are fine as this [Music] cece are you in crisis i'm fine how are you you know cause the last time we spoke you said you were feeling a little you know used well not anymore yes i just i can't sit here and watch schmidt with fawn and i don't think they're breaking up anytime soon so cece they're never gonna last he doesn't really love her did he tell you that no but go on your trip go get over schmidt don't listen to me i'm gonna climb that mountain yeah i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it but i'm not gonna do it for schmidt you're gonna do it for me we can't get married i barely even know you you know me the real you phone this is the real me not what i want i don't want any of that i want to be in love you're not really in love with me i'm not really in love with you are you breaking up with me i guess i kind of am single again i'm a new man leaving the past behind five dollars belongs in the box it's from the night that i first met cece looks like it's finally just the two of us huh oh god you're about to say something stupid aren't you and then i said something stupid and cece made me put money in the door so goodbye cece but does she know that schmidt and fawn broke up is she getting her voicemail i don't know she hasn't called me back the box of memories memories that i'm not ready to let go of maybe if i could talk to cease can't talk to cece cece's on top of a mountain look i know this is unusual but i need that box back wally i need it back more than anything else i've ever needed in my life i spent five hundred dollars to get back on five dollar bill i need to move on and we're gonna get cece back i know it's my fault that i lost her you lost her twice you you had her i would draft it then you got her then you blew it then who are you clarifying this for do you know how cece feels about you yeah i mean she said the hell sometimes that she only wants to be friends with me just see she doesn't love me and she never oh i have to tell you something ah but i can't tell you i'll tell you loophole nick cece's in love with schmidt also winston promised why are we talking about winston since he left me dick we did it i gotta go cece so i was i was on the top of this mountain and i finally got cell reception and there were like 20 voicemails are you in love with me because i'm in love with you [Music] deeply i assume that you would never because i've messed this up so many times and you've made it very clear that you just want to be friends with me and i value that friendship so much so if i'm ruining it by doing any of this please please stop me [Music] i'm in love [Music] a lot of it was falling like the ground just stopped me but you remember this i know this might seem crazy uh and probably a little bit impulsive but it's not not for me i've known since the minute that i met you cecilia parikh oh god you're gonna say something stupid aren't you oh god you're about to say something stupid aren't you girl i'ma marry you girl will you marry me [Music] getting yes you guys are engaged i haven't told my mom that i'm getting married i'm just so worried that she's not gonna like schmidt and then she won't give us her blessing you're the man who's marrying my daughter sure no wonder she didn't tell me that she was engaged oh i'm assuming she was afraid i would disapprove now that you've met me i disapprove strong disapprove cece when were you gonna tell her on our wedding day i'm so sorry i just i wanted the moment to be right i'm sorry [Music] [Music] [Music] he makes me so happy and i'm gonna marry him i will not give my blessing you have my blessing give my blessing too mine too we'll get her on board i promise what's that for just cuz can we just take a moment to appreciate cece i mean the effect that she has on people it's really incredible i can't believe she's marrying me schmidt and i are not gonna work if you and i can't get along because you're schmidt's family yeah i feel a little jealous i mean to be honest i think i was a little jealous too you have me in a way you're always gonna know him a little bit better than him oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay all right okay everybody's oh mother i'm right here your number actually this woman is engaged thank you i bad i didn't see a ring i'm more i'm working on it so you're doing it again i'm doing well ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous look all bartenders get hit on but you have goodies no back off beach house so you're totally fine huh there is a window of time before any wedding where some amazing person comes out of the woodwork and tries to steal a bride i didn't even know that you were engaged i didn't see a ring i am working on it really don't trust me do you just cece please please darling yeah why don't you get her a ring because i'm afraid that whatever ring i get her isn't gonna be good enough are you worried that the ring won't be good enough or that you won't be good enough i think she's way too good for me no i know that you can just love her and thank the universe that she loves you back for some reason i still can't believe that you're gonna marry me i love you and i know you love me and so [Music] i give you my trust and i don't feel the need to show the world that i own you by putting some gaudy gem on your hand i love you but you are getting me a real ring you're gonna have a diamond the size of a razor we can go tomorrow pick it out together [Music] oh nick [Music] i've been thinking damn it miller nick what it's not worth it someone with me it's your dream but i already have my dream let's marry you [Music] got a big audition today to be a reporter it's my job to give her love and support that's how i get her to go to the audition what if i'm not good enough to my dream job and what if i can't do it okay you didn't mean that right yeah i did schmidt okay i'm a bartender and a model i know the audition is scary for you i would not be doing my job as the man who loves you if i let you walk away from this thank god you're here [Music] oh [Music] thank you for pushing me we need to do that kind of thing for each other yes please i agree everything is changing i'm not gonna have this place anymore and i'm getting married oh my god jess i'm getting married are you loving second thoughts no no i i know i want to marry [ __ ] more than anything in the world it's just everything is gonna change and i'm scared oh honey you need to call schmidt no no i can't call him and tell him that i'm scared [Music] we're about to spend the rest of our lives together so you're gonna have to hear all my stories i wanna spend the rest of my life hearing all your stories we'll be scared together and we'll be really happy together too maybe you should reach out and talk to your dad again why why did you have his number in the wedding drive at all because i was maybe warming up to the idea of inviting him i think you should watch son you should watch i know you're mad i get it i'd love to have a drink with you i meet the man that you've become [Music] i wanted to say i'm sorry i remy i'm sorry gavin this is my fiance cece she is the reason that i am the man that i am today from hscc i'm the terrible father thank you because whatever you did or didn't do schmidt turned out amazing get married nick how am i gonna defend cece she deserves the best husband in the world what if i don't have what it takes of course you have what it takes to be a modern husband what if louise was right what if i can't take care of schmidt how can you say you don't take care of people you've been taking care of me my entire life how am i supposed to marry the most perfect woman in the world if i can't get to the most perfect wedding i'm sorry your mother's not coming cece everything inside of me just said yes i just looked at it you know i just had this feeling that i was home to my mom and my mom it's just that you're gonna have two moms at the wedding i'm not even gonna have one i really thought that she would just show up last minute because she wouldn't know how happy you've been i don't know why i'm crying [Music] i'm flying to portland to try to get cece's mom to come to the wedding and i can't take a vow that all i care about is her happiness and not try to do something about it it's by far the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me i love you so much i'm marrying you because you do so the happiest day of my life it's also so dumb so so just the dumbest i'm not going to miss this wedding i'm gonna get off this plane no matter what you just need to buy me an hour mom mama p schmidt with the latest why i love cc today's episode honesty with a capital ouch he called you every monday for the past year your daughter is the best thing just know that if you miss your daughter's wedding you're going to regret it for the rest of your life i am delighted for you to marry this man have the party without me no okay no have the party we'll we'll get married at city hall whole life has been about this party my whole life is you what are you guys doing here in the middle of the night come on buddy we gotta get you ready [Music] you want to get married i don't think that i can wait another second just when i thought you couldn't make me any happier look what you did today you're amazing i hope for as long as we stay together i always remain someone that you want to holla i look forward to a lifetime of joy growth and constant mispronunciation of commonwealth for the first time i see what the rest of my life looks like we need a glass [Music] look at a wedding photo i want to hang our wedding photo in our house i want to start our lives together i know [Music] just really need you both to support me i support you i will always support you this is my man and he is a distinguished people thank you smith boy that was real embarrassing for you huh allow me to introduce myself my name is cece schmidt love you i think i'm gonna start managing models that's amazing congratulations cece i could be really great at that proud of you i know you're excited but maybe you don't put so much pressure on it you know we mean we all we all know who your dad is who he was who he was though don't expect too much just be happy that he's coming at all you called him the guy is who he is you know maybe he just needs to drop this idea that he'll ever be the bigger man i think it needs to be you babe you're the bigger man would you like to do the honors i think the man of the house traditionally does that oh my gosh mitt and cece will be in a new home next year that was amazing you have done so much for me more than any normal person i love you your home office [Music] i can't believe that you take this framed shirtless picture of you well i'm the original cece's boy can't believe that we're not spending valentine's day together i know it sucks happy bone of her i love where your head's at body is at even more i got a whole thing this is completely my fault i just really wanted to do something big for you because you do so many romantic things for me and i just wanted to find some way to show you how much i love you instead all i did was mess up your job you mean more to me than any job ever love you love you kim this job means so much to me she [Music] but tonight we'll be doing it for the first time on our first night in our first house i love you cece i love you so much hello cece you're pregnant hello cece you're pregnant oh my god cece's pregnant who the hell is this e.c is pregnant what are you talking about sandy told hallie that cece is pregnant why would she do that because she's pregnant winston he doesn't know is it true yeah it's true just get home she needs to hear it from me what's happening i'm pregnant what i mean you're pregnant we're pregnant we're having a baby cece we're having a baby [Music] the caramel miracle we made a caramel miracle my name is ruth vader pereira schmidt and i am three today can you say that i do the special place i i know they're all honey they're all special [Music] do you want to go to sleep no way if you do i'll write you a check for six thousand dollars yes yes [Music] just ignore them you're gonna do great in there okay feeling good ruth's gonna do what ruth's gonna do maybe we just need to get out of her way i don't know what i would do if i lost you it's a year a long time to you how long would you wait before you replace me if i died how long do you wait to remarry i don't know three years three years a hundred years i'd wait a hundred years okay not okay not long enough are you kidding me we'd both be dead of natural causes the correct answer would be for eternity forever i only blurted out three years because i don't even want to think about you being gone i don't know what i would do without you i would end up dragging a lawn chair out to your grave on the 4th of july and lighting a sparkler and ruth wouldn't want to come with me because she would say mommy kevin's having a party and i don't want to go to the grave again okay so i'm just alone on a chair and i miss you [Music] i don't want you alone at my grave that sounds terrible trying to find someone who's going to take care of you who's going to love you as much as i do i just want you [Music] to come pick me up mommy isn't here yet daddy's on his way mommy okay thank god you're alive first we're alive what are you doing here i gotta go back what about spa time i'm sorry [Music] you look like my grandmother right before she went insane good great how's work i think i want to quit what really i just kept wishing that i was here taking care of ruth the best job i've ever had i think that anything that makes you happy that's what you should do [Music] okay so i love her more every day i still want to have another baby with you more than anything else in the whole wide world me too more than anything [Music] trying for another baby oh my god congratulations tell us what happened jess is okay i've never been more proud of it i mean this is my daughter unbelievable [Music] you're on with schmidt and cece that's where i met you for the first time [Music]

Channel: mlle flo

Views: 310,966

Keywords: new girl, schmece, schmidt, cece

Id: TdM_IswcbZM

Length: 49min 54sec (2994 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 03 2022