Moira Rose: World's Schittiest Mom

have we failed them John I'm worried about our children are we terrible parents do you not know my middle name of course I do I blessed you with it okay so um then what name should I put down then Alexis something rose we have no interest in what's going on with you what you did was impulsive capricious and melodramatic but it was also wrong David are you a dirty peeping tom I don't think parenting books would approve of you saying that to me Oh next step is to fold in the cheese what does that mean what does fold in the cheese mean he folds it in hey track that psycho Missy no Hannah I'm embarrassed for you almost okay calm down breathe breathe breathe breathe David David must have taken it along with my last molecule of hope I was worried sick dear where's David or his bangs okay part of the problem David is that I'm getting nothing from you it's like working off a corpse hello didn't you once take the wrong baby home from preschool Alexis loved Chinese as an infant how many times must I defend myself we all have to go David unless you have some special excuse it's my birthday do I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Geffen's yacht by Somali pirates for a week and nobody answered my texts I had just had my eyelashes dyed everything was cloudy I'm afraid you and I have arrived at an awkward moment in our parent-child relationship I'd argue that moment happens daily there once was a radiant young actress who dreamed of having two sons Emma your middle name is M is it so we'll keep working away at this dude I cannot show you everything okay well can you show me one thing I need to ask you a serious question has it gotten worse are you just not wearing any makeup I've been calling David and he's not picking up yeah what about Alexis there's an idea anybody have her number happy day Alex and Davis we've done the best we can Alexis don't be ridiculous it's exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you you had to prepare questions I wouldn't categorize them as questions exactly what's your favorite color I have never heard someone say so many wrong things one after the other consecutively in a row it seems there are some nude photographs of me on the internet and I would like you to search for them that's a real quick no David stop acting like a disgruntled Pelican David why does this game feel vaguely familiar you invented it you played it a lot growing up I can't remember playing that's because we got very good at it I don't know how to be any clearer you take that thing that's in your head huh and you if you say fold in one more time fold it in you're the ill one but I'm I'm feeling this it's turtle instinct maybe that's not it so you might want to pay a little more attention to your daughter's life if only to alleviate the weight of me having to deal with it every day well maybe I'll talk to her yes to move into one of those homes for unwed mothers oh my god imagine kids say hi to your mother hey she's not my mother who are those voices your children I think it sounds Beth it isn't I should know I just announced I'm getting married David you and your wonderful Patrick have years to celebrate unanimously disastrous day this is turning out to be [Music]

Channel: Jessica Mielke

Views: 1,944,911

Keywords: Moira Rose, Schitts Creek, Schitt's Creek, Schitts, Moira, Mothers day

Id: JoaDX2OwET8

Length: 4min 36sec (276 seconds)

Published: Mon May 13 2019