Saying A LOT of Things as Undertale Characters

[Music] oh aah there i couldn't find any requests about me oh well i just wanted to say hi [Music] hey kiddo what do you want to eat the souls of the innocents a burger no two burgers you have a war face yeah that's a war face now let me see your war face fish dump let me see your real war face son is that really you well i'm as real as it gets that's my boy time to go back into the flower okay alpha starling let's practice seduce me what i will not seduce me okay okay hey there good looking i got some noodles here and i hmm i am not like one of your mew-mew anime people i'm a fish i like my woman tough and mysterious you want to be my lover seduce me welcome to grilpies how tough are you how tough am i how tough am i i'm the god of hyper death i killed millions of people i killed my own father once and you're asking me how tough am i yeah you're not so tough what about you kid i went to bed at 10 instead of seven at night yeah that's pretty tough go on ahead what hey kid i like your cut g what have you got there cara a chocolate bar the human said you were stashing pot in here oh you mean this oh oh that's fine what are you growing weird and now for the weather with our weather gal undyne it's gonna be hot thank you undyne she's not gonna work climate change i fear no man but that thing it scares me draw me like one of your carbonated life forms of french origin what the hell cara you killed him he had a knife you ordered steak i hope you're ready because you're about to get burned who needs burns when i'm already on you're fire worthless you're liver alone also for a fortune on ebay my children i've brought the milk back from my five year trip to the shop hello good looking same to you sans yes [Music] i wonder who that could be put the monies in the bag this is a stick up you really think i'm scared of some grammatically challenged cat i said put the minds in the bag [Music] what the [ __ ] is this what have you become sans they said i could be anything papyrus so i became a ketchup bottle oh god i taste good i am undyne hi major commodore the first legion third multiplication double admiral artillery vanguard company you will respect my authority i'm gonna jump do a flip i made everything up about my life i have no yachts chats or anything i was only trying to impress you the horrible sad truth is i'm cashier too is that true of course not i'm filthy stinking rich is anyone here a doctor i am well you're a nerd great googly moogly it's all gone hey frisk wants some blades no blazer for skating it's kind of snowy who needs arms with legs like these you disgust me they're just standing there menacingly why won't you die i have the power of god and anime on my side you foolish monster i will kill you don't underestimate me you filthy human i am undyne protector of the monsters now eat this sucker no my only weakness dying one does not simply start genocide without bad times oh you're approaching me even after i absorbed all six human souls and all monster souls becoming what can be best described as god you still oppose me i can't hug the [ __ ] out of you without getting closer become as close as you like wanna see an impression of my son sure comedy dog humor is the way some people cope with tragedy [Music] today's a good day let me see what day it oh no it's april 1st that means hello papyrus that why would you ruin this thing for me what's wrong papyrus what are you scared it's a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming on days like these kids like you you would realize genocide isn't the only round in the game i mean you can race snails you can dance with a robot you can eat with me at grillby's i want to date my freaking brother for god's sake but no let's not do any of that and kill people just so i can hear the bunny bone man go i'm tired of you sh i'm tired of it do you think i want to be the funny bone man no i don't i would rather be chucking a bottle of ketchup at grillby's but you gotta start causing [ __ ] and i gotta intervene jesus christ i need a break i'll be a grill beast oh you look so cute damn adorable let me see what you have a knife no hey sans could you lend me a hand haha very funny wait you know what no no no wait but when life gives you lemons call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price you want to hear a joke all right here goes my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better her aim is getting better see it's funny because my marriage is terrible simon's funny okay truth or dare true how many hours in total have you slept this week i switched to dare i dare you to go to bed right now i don't think i like this game anymore he then used his fight money to buy two out of every animal on earth and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one so is there anything else you want to say to the people tonight darling my favorite color is blood all right don't don't do do a a genocide run genocide run don't do a genocide run let's kill everyone that cares for me i hope she made lots of spaghetti alphys what's a hentai to the lab i'm getting the mind eraser wait what i'm selling pies now well i'm quite tired of eating butterscotch i'm selling chocolate pie too so we're all fine as long as nobody teleports bread i have a question what's your question papyrus i teleported bread what you told me to how much i have done nothing but teleport bread for three days where where have you been sending it oh god ah this will be interesting all we got left is one last comment and it can be anyone who have we left out maybe i could no need to worry you handsome devil i the magnificent sans shall put to rest this ordeal with you who the hell are you and why you me but papyrus hey bro i kind of like this one same with me what in the name of mother befriending is going on here sans there you are what's with this change of clothes and why are you not red i'm over here you nimrod there's another one don't look so so surprised [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Revtrosity

Views: 209,419

Rating: 4.9793134 out of 5

Keywords: undertale, salot, saying things, saying things as, frisk, sans, papyrus, toriel, flowey, undyne, alphys, mettaton, muffet, asgore, asriel, chara, gaster, temmie, annoying dog

Id: dsHnOlYLTok

Length: 10min 45sec (645 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 31 2020