Saying A LOT of Things as Sans

it's a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming on days like these kids like you you'll be sleeping it's 3 a.m. and on a school night geez kid you're gonna have a bad time keeping your grades up what's the difference between a snowman and there's no woman the snowballs woodfired pizza how will pizza get a job now I still remember the last thing Gaston said before he kicked the bucket it was hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket the existence of watermelons can only mean there is an earth melon via melon and air melon these are the elements what do you call an old snowman water a papyrus yes brother do you know what happened to that Italian chef oh no what happened to them they passed away bro get out but this is my heart out reminder greet every reset with enthusiasm sup kid trickle ye he didn't hi welcome to grill B's yeah my battle buddy boy [Music] oh yeah put it somewhere Wow why do you need to know is ketchup an instrument so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool I can't find my brother [Music] well I last saw him in the ballpit last but when I went to the body room he was missing microwaves be like more espresso less depressive maybe it's the way you dress do you want to have a bad time do you wish to have an unfortunate experience I asked him if you are capable enough to engagement he'll be experienced will yourself and I be the cause I sansa skeleton wish to ask you something intimate like that um this next one's gonna be a bit of a mouthful your way for this mm-hmm yeast that's all there is to it don't think I really need to explain much else I got it Open Sesame well I've done all I can do you know Grill beep make babies time I should just retire you know I'm tired of being a tool for making alternate universes just look at him over there he's me but with hell nothing what do you call a man with no body and no nose nobody knows the Pirates look a human reality is often disappointing I am the sand Guardian guardian of the sand before him God Tory took the kids so this is the things I get for working overtime rickety roll I now eat your soul roadwork ahead I sure hope it dr. sands where's dad oh he went to go get milk an hour ago I wonder why he hasn't come back finally huh would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners I want to fight some kindergarteners you see that wasn't the full Queen kids are getting slapped are you gonna finish that you read your last ha one sprite cranberry why can't you just be normal oh did I just end up here okay it's nighttime it's super dark and you're lying in your bed you like hey I want to see some stars but are you gonna see some stars if you have these closed blinds in in your room open the blinds and maybe we'll see some stars out today it's time to stop no more with a go your parents who are your parents I'm gonna call Child Protective Services it's time to stop I sands the skeleton have a dream hello hey what's up I need your help can you come here yeah I can't I'm buying clothes all right well hurry up and get over here I can't find them what do you mean you can't find them I can't find them there's only soup what do you mean there's only soup it means there's only soup well then get out of the soup aisle all right you don't have to shout at me there's more soup what do you mean there's more soup it's just more soup go into the next aisle there's still soup well are you right now I'm at so what do you mean you're at soup I mean I'm at soup what store are you in I'm at the South star why are you buying clothes at the soup store [Music]

Channel: Revtrosity

Views: 2,039,424

Rating: 4.9624281 out of 5

Keywords: SALOT, SALOTAS, sans, papyrus, kris, jevil, scream, ness, smash bros, soup store, jojo, 7 page muda

Id: uhjrNj5Ihec

Length: 7min 40sec (460 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 20 2020