I calleth upon this meeting to reporte Susie's dead body by the hands of Jevil! I witnessed this befooneth kill her right beforeth my very own eyes! And seeing as how I wast the only one of our groupeth to witness it, and howeth none of thou are inclined to believe me, I shall present you with my findings. Susie was killed precisely ten seconds into the game, which correlateseth to the ten second cooldown timer every impostere has at the start of a new game. Furthermore, if you would please looketh at our Discord group chat, I have composed a timeline of every playerās actions since the beginning of the game, ruling out a hefty majority of all the crew. And whilst thereās no indication of the second imposter amongst my findings, I say all of this to put to rest any doubts in thoust minds that Jevil is one of the imposters! I saw Rouxls vent at electrical. Oh! Kris! Did you find any evidence? I want to bring to everyoneās attention . . . that I just made . . . T H E C L E A N E S T C A R D S W I P E E V E R ! This is why we were called here? So you could tell us you did a task? No King, you donāt understand. It wasā¦ T H E C L E A N E S T C A R D S W I P E I N T H E W O R L D ! That sounds believable! I watched them kick your butt after all, dad-no-more. Why donāt I vote YOU off? Agreed! Vote Lancer! Wait a minute everyone! Thereās just simply not enough evidence to support any of us doing something wrong. For that reason, Iām voting to skip. Ughh whatever. Iām skipping too. What about you Jevil? Iām getting a little concerned, Lancer. I want to think Jevilās an imposter, but also the King seemed very fast to accuse you. Oh, thatās nothing new! I once got kicked out of the castle ācause dad thought I ate all his DarknerāOs, when really he forgot he ate them all. Oh no... But donāt worry my wooly marshmallow, weāll find the perpetrators together! Thank you Lancer! Iām glad to know you at least trust me! Itās a shame you wonāt live to see it through. It was Ralsei! I saw him kill Lancer! WHAT?! Of course. Heās been acting suspiciousā¦ being nice and stuff. Who would have thought that the imposterā¦ would be my best friend? N-no wait! I-I promise itās not me! W-w-what about Jevil?! Rouxls made such a good argument and we jus- Jevil made a convincing argument too. Why are you so trigger-happy, fluffy boi? Youāre kidding me. It pains me to have to do this, but I must vote my most valued friend off! -my second-most valued friend off! Wait a minute! Please! Think about this! I donāt care what you think, but Jevil has solid evidence against him! Would you rather toss out someone who we KNOW FOR A FACT is an imposter, or eject me and risk having TWO imposters on boar- F*ck you. Alright everyone. Letās not get too hasty. Is what an imposter would say. L A W N M O W E R Oookay. All I have left is a medbay scan. If one of you is the imposter, they can kill me and win instantly. But how should we know that you arenāt an imposter? What other tasks have you done? Well as Iāve stated before, Iāve made... T H E C L E A N E S T- WE, GET IT ALREADY! -watered the plants, and connected the cables. Jevil? What about you? Seals can hold their breath underwater for two hours and can dive to a depth of 90m beneath sea level. He makes a good argument. But I can assure you, it is NOT me. Well then, Iāll go ahead and get this scan over with. If you want to win the game, nowās your chance! Iām wide open, killer! Come and get me ācause once this is- Jevil? It was you?! Yes it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years. For I am a master of deception. OOOOOHHHHH! Eat it!
Nice ProZD reference in the end:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9DW4rrEjY
Jevil is a god at making good arguments
(me litteraly dying)
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