Santa's Cryogenic Winter | Project Zomboid

[Music] okay this is Santa Claus now I don't even want to admit how long I've sat here and had to scroll through every single outfit item to put the costume together cuz for some reason I couldn't just search for a costume like I normally can uh I've downloaded too many mods for the costume and it did it all separately like just look at all these different filters and then these different fil different options then clicking on them and adding more it's been an absolute nightmare but here we are here is Santa Claus let's try and survive for 10 days let's try and make it to Christmas that's all we're aiming to do we're spawning in on the 15th of December and we all we've got to do is get to Christmas day that is the only objective for this survive for 10 days then Santa can [Music] die oh Jesus Christ as if things weren't going to be difficult enough uh I've decided to spawn us into Louisville as you you can probably tell by the uh the lack of frames that I'm getting right now by the way someone in the comments told me that I could press space bar to stand on the zombie head I have played nearly 230 hours of this game and I never knew that so thank you so much to whoever left that you an absolute Legend God we looking dummy thick sheesh quick quick oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no no no no no no okay no okay okay okay that's not good oh my God we are already freezing I thought this costume would have kept us quite warm but apparently not it is currently minus 133.33 F oh my god oh hello there we go you can just about see our little uh our little Santa house poking through God we have a nasty cold we're already stressed we're in severe pain and we're hypothermic hypothermia does kill with this mod on by the way um so that's pretty worrying okay and the banging is getting louder okay they've Smash down the door okay there's multiple of them okay there's a lot of them oh [ __ ] right okay um okay okay Santa Santa Claus is dead I'm afraid [Music] okay this time we have spawned inside of Dixie which should hopefully make it a little bit easier come on Santa you got this God we're so big okay okay we're very [Music] slow oh you've got a shotgun Santa like shotguns oh [ __ ] hey Sant you're going to have to move mate okay he doesn't want to how we looking um we're looking pretty [ __ ] up oh we are bitten just yeah okay just kill me fantastic okay I think I'm going to have to go away and adjust the settings for this a little bit I may have made it slightly just you know slightly too hard for [Music] myself this is to be December the 15th during cryogenic winter and there is no snow our challenge is to get to Christmas day that is all we have to do survive until Christmas okay we are now starting to feel the cold just for some reason there's no snow but it is freezing cold a stun gun of all the things to find we found a stun gun okay I really want to find a zombie so we can test this okay it sounds like there is actually a zombie in here for once oh God ooh o I like that oh [ __ ] okay right Santa is armed and dangerous he's ready to take these down with his Stone gun oh my God it takes two hits to kill them this thing is overpowered oh my God is it already out like don't tell me it's already broken the stun gun is already broken okay we've killed like three or four zombies you want to [ __ ] with Santa Merry Christmas everyone nothing puts me in the Christmas mood like killing some zombies you ever leave food out in your house Santa will drink it immediately that's how it works find his Keepers for Santa imagine oh I was going to say imagine being killed with a spoon but it's already broken still about as durable as the electric uh razor razor electric taser right now we got a fork is that an upgrade from a spoon feel like it might be uh I actually hate Christmas by the way uh just thought I'd put that out there you probably won't guess that considering I'm doing a uh a miniseries uh with Santa Claus but you know it's just an excuse to see the old chat die okay I don't hate it that much but I I genuinely don't like Christmas that is a I'm not a very christmy person uh even though we've just eaten and we're pretty full we are just going to you know consume all of that soup straight away Santa's found some more sleeping tablets Sant likes abusing sleeping tablets oh [ __ ] whoa Santa's getting very good at killing it is finally starting to snow which is good to see I was getting a little bit worried that we weren't going to see any snow oh hello oh that was slick oh you pathetic pathetic man perfect and that is the end of our first day we are one sleep closer to Christmas and we've woken up at 20 to3 fantastic as soon as I can find a better weapon I want to push out of this area oh my God I could hear you next door oh Jesus come on die oh it takes so long to kill someone with a [Music] fork ooh a shotgun yes about time about time we got something good oh my God why are we so injured oh my God we're incredibly sick um okay Santa Claus is dead he lasted a day oh no I'm going to have to start this again [Music] fantastic oh my [Music] God where the hell are we okay we're over here this is a little bit more of a rural part okay a I [ __ ] about [ __ ] myself [Applause] then oh please die Santa likes the look of that RV let's try and get to [Music] it [Music] right please please please please there is a key on the floor there what is that for it's a Range Rover key oh [ __ ] okay okay [Applause] [Music] okay okay okay it looks like Santa has been pretty naughty himself this year because he's immediately spawned inside of the prison it kind of makes sense I did spawn by profession and Santa is a criminal um okay this is really not a good start and we're lagging already this is kind of like a throwback to my first YouTube video where I uh I tried to escape the prison and just failed horrifically oh my God okay um Santa mate we uh Oh I thought there was a door that way apparently not okay okay this this Center wasn't the real Center I should just quickly clarify this was some impostor Center um yeah good riddance he deserved to [Music] die oh my God it's another prison Center uh what weapons have we got we've got a lighter we've got some cereal and we have a spoon fantastic okay I'm not feeling too confident about this Santa either okay this is looking considerably easier than last time God Santa has already got a cold that's not good oh yes it's a good job someone thought to break out this prison before us and just like that Santa has broken out of prison as you can see he is clearly an expert at burgling because he didn't even have to break his way out of it he didn't have to go through a chimney he just walked out the front door we don't have a weapon I probably should have taken advantage of being in the prison to try and find the weapon store oh you have got a shotgun I would quite like to take you out on a date don't tell Mrs claw can I use this as a weapon oh look at all that borbon let's just grab all of that immediately let's just forget about the zombie that's quickly approaching on us oh we've got the spoon I forgot about the SPO okay the spoon's already broken oh no no no no no no ah no all right Santa needs a ride just to get into town ooh I like this weapon Bonk I am going to try and sneak around here I do like the look of these nox uh Bank like vehicles and the police car and there is a key in this one perfect yes that is what we like to see come on there are some Aviator glasses here we will put them on let's have a look at you now Santa yes very cool Santa's a pimp I mean you should all know that by now he likes to [ __ ] out little elves to make his presents for the children let's head straight into Rosewood you know what whil we're it'd be rude not to okay I'm instantly regretting this let's just move on I've already completely batt at this truck oh there's a fair few zombies around it a okay okay okay okay oh God there's a lot of zombies around here oh [ __ ] I think this truck's going to be too big to fit around oh no oh no no no oh and the other zombies are now going to catch up to [Music] us oh no no no no no no no [Music] no run Santa run get up run run let's just lure him into the forest come on follow me oh there's another one okay they've all noticed me I've not fooled them at all with that oh [ __ ] come on Santa you haven't broken out of prison just to die immediately oh no come on Santa run run get those hips jiggling oh my God there's so many zombies come on Santa you you can't run out of energy just yet we need to get straight to that fire station okay he's completely exhausted run run run okay he's already exhausted again I actually suck at this game man like I suck right we've got to hope the front doors open and we need to hope there's no zombies inside right I don't care just leg it leg it leg it leg it get upstairs and just rest I just hope there's none upstairs okay there are some upstairs no Santa come on you've dropped your aviat now okay Santa's dead Santa's Santa's [Music] dead Santa is actually spawning inside of a house instead of prison this time there is a school bus outside okay Santa what are you doing with a school bus uh we have found a magnum Santa owns a magnum okay we'll take that is there seriously no weapon that we can take they've all noticed me come inside okay Santa you have a school bus outside of your house but you don't own a key for it I've I do not understand that okay some painkillers Santa is a dirty drug addict so we will take those uh if any children somehow stumble across this video and hear me saying that I I do apologize uh but yeah Santa's a crack fiend oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay that was a bad move okay the sensible thing to do is to go to the other side then okay there's loads there as well Okay it definitely sounds like there's zombies in here yeah there are oh [ __ ] there's more than one okay if a third one comes along we are [Music] [ __ ] oh there's two there okay okay there's three there never mind we're just going to run upstairs we need to find another weapon before we even think about taking them on God Santa's feeling a little bit tense let's just leave this house I don't think we need to stay here oh [ __ ] please please please can we just find a weapon uh a bunny girl bodysuit Let's uh see what that looks like and there we go this if oh my God I'd say this is more christmy it's absolutely cursed and it looks like he's wearing a nappy but uh we move God this is really not looking good okay they have very quickly made it upstairs I was just about to say if this breaks we're [ __ ] not a single one of these zombies has a weapon sticking out of them or anything how selfish okay okay okay just nothing we are getting really really unlucky with weapons here um oh hello no you no no no no no no I hit you I hit you right you've got a weapon you've got a weapon it's a [ __ ] butter knife now we're Bitten are you joking the first time a zombie lands a [ __ ] hand on us it bites us oh you know what look I'll be your dinner can't believe that oh mate just kill me stop dragging this out just kill [Music] me okay where the hell am I this time uh oh oh okay uh little fact this is my least favorite area to spawn in I absolutely hate it here I hate this area I've had so many good characters die almost in immediately as soon as they've they've come to this area like I've lasted for months I've been completely fine got kitted out got my skills up and then just died pretty much immediately as soon as I got here so uh this place is quite unlucky for me however we have gotten fairly lucky considering uh where we've actually spawned we are getting a decent amount of melee weapons the only problem is Santa is weak as [ __ ] please please please let there be a key in this oh my God there is get in oh my God yes I can't believe this we've actually got a car straight away I am getting out of it immediately oh my God the battery's dead no come on oh I'm so annoyed have you got anything of use on you nothing at all God I don't want to keep moving down the street come on please be this one please be yes I think that might be a Survivor Zombie over there as well with the backpack we could do with that what is that sticking out your [Applause] leg Yeah a big hiking bug we could do with that oh sneaky yeah this is the C we have the key to please just work no fuel God give me a braak oh my God there's a key in this as well please start oh it's in horrendous condition let's just get as far away from here as possible oh no God it sounds like it's just smashing itself the bits already I forgot I picked uh the learner driver trait oh my God he is a very slow driver oh I think we're doing I reckon we could probably walk faster than this I can't lie uh [ __ ] one of the wheels is out oh my God we're going to have I've got no choice but to take these on now you guys have got some nice weapons on you though so this might be worth it if I can pull this off there are so many Survival Zombies here they're all going to have great loot God I can't believe we're not dead I can't believe we're not dead I was expecting some better loot from them another axe I guess we'll take that military boots as well we will will wear these I don't want to have to walk this is going to be horrendous if we have to walk all right I guess we're moving on for we need to just get lucky and find a working car in the road it is - 11 right now so going out and a walk is not the uh most ideal o cars cars cars cars no key at least there's a fair few options for us to explore I'm just going to be really annoyed if there isn't a single key in any of these uh there is a dead rabbit here I mean uh it's starting to look like we might have to eat that I'm going to see if I can sleep inside this Hummer I I think it's late at night let's try and get some rest if we can cuz we are all techn we're technically about we're on day two now already yeah just sleep we've only had a little bit of rest but it's better than nothing now Santa is feeling severely depressed we could do with some anti-depressants Merry Christmas everyone by the way right we're walking oh slick oh okay I don't really have a choice I think I've got to fight them oh slick there's a few over there we can take them we've got this this is the first time in ages I've played with a character that doesn't have the strong trait and I am really really seeing the difference like I you underestimate how good that trait actually is how much of a difference it makes having an unfit character that isn't strong it's it's not good this machete is making it really hard to notice that difference go a good job Santa wears red it's kind of hiding all the blood makes him a little bit less scary in fact it kind of makes me a little bit more suspicious of the real Sans here you know maybe he's just walking around murdering people and you can't tell because of his suit oh no the machete is broken I mean I want to use this pickaxe that we picked up but I just know we're going to be exhausted if we do and that's a really really bad move if we've got to walk to find somewhere to stay we are out of water that's not good oh my God there's loads of zombies up here I mean you know what it's going to make more sense cuz we're getting tired to just try and sneak through the woods maybe just keep sneaking the one thing we have is the fact that we're sneaky we need to actually use that a little bit more okay I think I heard a zombie okay I heard two zombies by the way I thought I would check in with you guys and see what you guys thought I had one comment suggesting that I do a Jason VES video now I was thinking of maybe doing Jason Vorhees but trying to survive out in the wilderness and if you guys think that's something you'd be interested in you know drop a comment let me know that' be um something I'd be really interested in trying okay we are very tired now we should probably try and loot back around to the road see if we've made it past that horde okay there are a few zombies up there oh no no no no no more and more of them are notic us really tired I don't know to take on okay I was about to say I don't think we can take all of these on but maybe we can as long as we can kill these before I was about to say before becoming exerted but we are becoming exerted now we do need to rest we are getting tired we can't afford to risk sleeping in the woods as well like we need some form of shelter a few moments later we might have to try risking sleeping in the woods we really might we're barely able to move and we are starting to get a cold you know what Santa I'm so sorry we're going to have to try risking sleeping okay that we didn't die hasn't really done a lot for us we are ridiculously tired and we've got hypothermia we're going to die he's barely moving we can't see anything at all there's still too many zombies on the road I mean at this rate we're going to end up walking all the oh no no no no I can't close the map close the map we are too tired to be fighting you oh my God Jesus Christ come on is this just a big open field right Santa me you need to try and sleep again that was well worth the risk oh my God I can't believe we're not dead we're still exhausted we're getting incredibly hungry we're still incredibly thirsty we have severe pain from sleeping on our neck which you know I'm not really surprised okay we are ridiculously tired again but at least it's daylight and we are on the third day the 17th of December all right I don't we're ridiculously tired again we're going to have to try and sleep on the floor again like we were so lucky to survive that first time come on last attempt of sleeping on the floor I won't make you do this again okay and we died in our sleep [Music] [ __ ] I have no clue where we are I just saw an axe yes equip primary oh I've just realized I selected the place I hate spawning the most okay F I think I'm My Own Worst Enemy at this point right okay Santa let's not mess about let's just get ourselves straight into a house because I am fed up of dying okay so far with this challenge I have not made it past the third day so that's the goal I think now get past day three now I want to get a car and I want to get out of this area as quick as possible oh there is an RV over there I would take an RV I am absolutely praying that this RV outside has some fuel in it and a key because I just want to get out of there wait hot wire I didn't know I could hot wire no I completely forgot when you're a criminal on this game you can Hotwire we've actually managed to hotwire it oh please start don't get my hopes up like that no no no no no no come on please start oh my God it won't start oh oh my God I got my hopes up right we've got no choice we need to go somewhere else then oh Jesus there's a lot of zombies over here it's very tempting to take the FR underwear but I do not you know what I'm going to do it I'm wearing the underwear I've got to treat myself in these testing times you know Kate there is a sheriff down there he might have a key for that police car okay there's a fair few of you oh come on Santa you absolute unit oh you over there you've got a Santa hat see you're in my good box but you're going to try and kill me so I'm going to have to take you out that that kind of hurt my soul a little bit right you better have a [ __ ] car key on you you die very easily oh you don't okay there's so many zombies coming from this house right anything in here cigarettes and aviator glasses I mean we are just going to have to wear those glasses right the house that's [ __ ] rammed with zombies let's just go straight into here cuz that's a great [Music] idea this has to be quite possibly the worst thing I could do right now I'm starting to get tired and I thought yes let's go into this house that has a thousand zombies coming out of it get to this door the banging on oh hello are you going to have a car key on us on on are you going to have a car key no but you are going to have a bulletproof vest which we're going to have to wear no it's the one over there you're a bit of an idiot mate look at him just does not give a [ __ ] he's a murdering machine okay oh there's a fair few more there's more of you hello I've bought your Christmas present and that is a stomp to your ugly mug mate few zombies lurking around let's just get rid of them oh boom Oh what you're quick oh my God they're all noticing us we're supposed to be a Nimble quiet character and we are just attracting every every single zombie possible okay that is another police officer are you going to have the key to that car I mean I keep looking for the car key I've just realized I can hot wire cars oh my God I'm stupid and there's a car key anyway okay you know what I think we need to rest for the night so once we've killed all the local zombies we will do just that and then in the morning we try that police car we try to get out of there right get ins Sal you've got a cold all right let's get straight to bed mate why have you woken up at 20 1 in the morning what's wrong with you I'm going to simulate forward a little bit just see if he gets tired again okay apparently he's just not tired enough how we looking I think we just need to go oh it's so dark all right let's go try that police [Applause] cruiser yes it is the key for this okay ah [Music] seriously okay it's a absolute [ __ ] pit again I'm supposed to be sneaky but I'm just attracting all of them it's just the co it must be the coughing from the cold I don't even have a cold I mean I'm going to end up with one at this rate I don't think I enabled Morty hit so uh we got to hit them all individually oh hello oh my God there's so many right let's just take him out oh immediate regret oh [Music] [ __ ] oh we just dropped a hat and glasses okay oh my God we suck and he scratched us okay right upstairs now right quickly sort your leg out we're knacked they're going to be outside of here let's just rest whilst we can okay some of them are leaving okay a lot of them are leaving that's good oh no they're here we don't have a choice we got to take him on okay is this door still yes yes yes yes oh my God yes no no no no no no no no no no okay we [ __ ] it okay okay okay okay okay okay I can't do it I just can't do it

Channel: sushijams

Views: 709

Keywords: Project Zomboid, Zombie, Zombie survival, gaming, game, survival game, winter, cryogenic winter, santa, survival, comedy, lets play, play through, Santa Claus, Project Zomboid Cryogenic winter, Project Zomboid challenge

Id: uWqU0Wi0FBA

Length: 31min 4sec (1864 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 16 2023