Sanford and Son 2023 ✅Will Real Fred Sanford✅S01 Sanford and Son Full Episode Comedy American sitcom

Lamar [Music] Lamont he didn't finish his supper don't you want any dessert I made you some Jello no thank you well I promised you Daddy I take good care of you while he was away in St Louis now come on down here and eat your Jello I don't want no trouble pretty sure well I guess I have to eat it myself [Laughter] I used to know a girl who could do that [Laughter] Lonnie the bodies she was as mellow as jello [Applause] laughs what's the matter with you but you never see anybody wear Ascot before is that what you call it that's right so ask her see over in England this is what all the rich dudes wear at the racetrack ass oh and that's why you look like a horse's ass guy [Applause] ah goodness and just look at the rest of you look at that jacket is n't tell me I know that's what the well-dressed hot dog man with a Christian you don't know nothing I know it's you see when I say you're in the house see I got it on sale it feels fashion box it was a Sunday regular so it was a markdown oh you better wear it around the house that markdown will get you a knockdown uh listen I don't wish the discuss this any further I must check out my stairs for this evening's festivities foreign that thing around the house tonight hey greedy have you been in my wine oh me yes you I had almost a full bottle over here now it's just about empty it was a rose uh [Music] pink wine or Rose oh when you're better off without that stuff because that Rose was lazy [Laughter] is that what we gonna do tonight just sit around and look at some television and drink some wine uh that's what I'm gonna do Grady you are living see I got a young lady coming over here to spend the evening with me oh well you won't bother me I know that Grady but you'll be bothering us now look man this is still my house and I got a right to have company over here be along with if I want to oh sure you got it right but your father left me inside to this house and they told me that while he was away that I was doing Force his number one rule no orgies you mean orgy don't you great yeah none of that either in other words I gotta go upstairs and change my clothes and take my date out somewhere huh okay I'm not gonna forget this lady but just remember one thing just cause you're sitting in my Pop's chair doesn't mean that you're the boss of this house well he left me inside so I guess that that's what that means I'm the boss and now the boss is gonna look at it as a television [Laughter] true I think the boss will enter the door young lady is here hi hi he just uh went upstairs to get out of his Ascot he'll be right there Lamont that's who you came to see isn't it why no ducky I'm here to see you oh wait a minute I don't understand you mean you came to see me well if the mountain come to Muhammad then Muhammad will come to the mountain so here I am your little Miss Mohammed oh no no wait wait wait wait a minute you Muslim you mean you don't remember it's been Betty Hairston ain't driven offer me a little taste of something oh yeah sure yes what would you like well for sentimental reasons why do we have what we have that night boilermaker Boilermakers we had Boilermakers yeah a shot of bourbon and a glass of beer we had about 14 of them and never once stirred from that book oh if I had 14 beers I would have stirred at least once we was in a booth uh-huh yeah are we gonna have some drinks oh yeah yeah sure I'll get us a couple of beers you do that very very Hairston City Betty Houston where was I what did I do oh Lord I hope this isn't a paternity suit [Laughter] come on sit there you naughty thing I should be angry at you we had a date to meet there again tonight we did where at fancy dance Bar and Grill it's a good thing you told me about your business Sanford and Son or I never would have known where to find you remember now if you remember I said no right from the start you think I'm French you see I'm not Fred Sanford no no who are you darling Lawrence Olivier oh Fred I could never forget that Scraggy bit all that come over you will wear what was it that's it and you smelled like a fruit that night you rubbed your scraggly bit against my face and I remember thinking to myself thrillo never ever felt so yeah now listen Miss horse time yes yeah well whatever it is oh look you see I am not Fred Sanford he's in St Louis he went there to attend his cousin's funeral to be with his family and he told me to just stay around here and take the charge of the house while he was away the man you're really looking for is in St Louis you are the cutest little liar oh all those things you said to me that night lies too who was things about how you were a hero during World War II how they dropped you behind the enemy line and you posed as a Japanese soldier oh wait what you see a Fred Sanford is shorter than I am so he could be mistaken for a Japanese soldier but I could never be a ticket for no Japanese Chinese maybe but not Japanese friend you've got to stop playing games with me I think I know why you're trying to deny everything I am not friends get out of it get out of what you propose to me I did I mean he didn't you certainly did and I remember just how you did it too oh it was so cute you said [Music] I'm telling you for the last time now I am not Fred Sanford but even if I was what would it take for me to get you to leave me alone you need some money or something how about some food stamps maybe you'd like something out of the junkyard sure go ahead take anything out in the junkyards you want hey but what I want you Freddie no no you don't no no no no no help come on help me listen what is it what's going on down here oh thank goodness you still here look this lady was out drinking with your father one night and she claims that he proposed to her and now she's saying that I'm fresh separate for B6 will you please tell her who I am come on sure that's easy he's the boss Fred Sanford I'll see you later I'm gonna get no no no no hey morning Brady say good morning Granny hey you shouldn't do that you scared me to death hey what happened last night after I left because when I got home he was asleep foreign gets in trouble he has arthritis or a heart attack and I had them both plus a severe queso abdominal cramps give me gas don't you stick around in case that lady comes back and then you can tell her who I am uh uh I'd like to do that Grady but I gotta make a pick up with the truck I'd like to stick around hey wait a minute you can't leave me in a spot like this because he comes back and then what am I going to do what am I going to say to her well I'll tell you what Grady why don't you try to stall her off uh for a few days until pop gets back and then uh he'll he'll think of something to tell her for the suppose he doesn't want to wait in that case congratulations hey hey wait a minute hey I need help and you're the only one that can help me and my abdominal cramps are coming back I need help man oh I know what I'll call my lawyer foreign goodbye Sonny here I am friend ready to move it hey wait a minute you didn't say nothing about no moving in here well we get married anyway friend besides I wanted them free thinking women you know what I mean Hey listen now you didn't believe me last night when I was trying to tell you but maybe you believe me today you see my name is not Fred Sanford my name is uh oh yeah great Grady Wilson There It Is Now do you believe me my ex-husband had an alias too what were you in for believe me because I think you're just scared about getting married again but you'll get over it I'm Gonna Make You real happy [Music] I sure do like this nice big kitchen if we went to fancy dance bar and grill tonight and we sat in the same booth where you proposed to me I bet if you had a few Boilermakers it would all come back to you and you'd stop being so weird huh we beloved again yeah yeah yeah yeah and I bet it would all come back to you too well listen uh now we don't have to wait until tonight uh we uh could have us a couple of drinks right now now sure this early why not okay I ain't had no breakfast I have some corn flakes and beer wait a minute now you don't want to spoil it with no Corn Flakes and I got something better than this why don't you just have a seat over here darling and make yourself comfortable and I'll step right over here to the bar make us a little drink now you're beginning to sound like the Fred I knew that night before it's all over is you're gonna think you're reliving that night all over again oh you can take advantage of me am I gonna take advantage of you that's not the stuff that uh is better than that stuff that we had that night see it and now you'll see that I'm going first class with this chicken out Kathy and everything that we that we did that night devil yeah that's me you're gonna Revel with the Devil all right everybody need the Exorcist we drink too oh that's drink to us to Betty and Freddie to Betty and Friends ah to uh Sanford and Son to Sanford um Sears and robots [Laughter] you are hold them in an early Christmas foreign [Music] [Applause] did [Music] it easy [Music] what's the matter something's wrong something is definitely wrong yeah what is it you were not shorter that night I was I'm fat and your beard wasn't so scraggly and you smell better [Music] you ain't Frank Sanford that's for itself [Laughter] that's Fred Sanford this is all yours in that moment she's the craziest drunk well how she gets so cautious early in the morning well you see now it's part of my game plan now I figured if I got her as drunk as she was the night that she was out well how come she thought I was Fred Sanford well like you said she's in the crazy or true oh There She is again now if that's her I'm gonna call the police that's a good idea it is the police yeah what's happening that's what we want to know man now this lady's flag us down and says someone in here was giving her a problem well let me elucidate is that this residence renaked on a mutually agreed upon contract by misrepresentation and thereby precipitated a breach of breach of faith she said one of you guys are trying to rip her off that's him that's for example oh no lady he's not Fred Sanford then he's raped Saturday no not him either well somebody in his friends and I want saddest facts we're here for Madam the police will get protection and satisfaction and regardless of Earth 6. I just want satisfaction man what's going on around here anyway first this lady came in here insisting that my father asked her to marry him and then she was saying that Grady here with Fred Sanford and then she said I was Fred Sanford and she's a nuttiest okay she's as nice as a fruitcake your pop sure knows how to pick him don't he well maybe I can straighten it out oh yeah I'm under our system of Juris prudence of course officer Smith will will carry on carry on officer Smith ah see lady that's been a big mistake now I know both of these gentlemen and neither one of them is Fred Sanford okay okay okay does Fred Sanford live here yes ma'am Fred Sanford lives here and neither one of them is Fred San neither one of them is Fred Sanford thank you for instance uh no lady I'm not Fred Sanford either you sure I'm sure and then I can attest to that Madam this is Officer Smith let's find a man as we have on the force well if you're my friend and neither one of them is Fred Sanford [Music] [Applause] Sanford she thinks I'm of the Caucasian persuasion he's a white dude come on lady we'll drive you home please well you'll find satisfaction writing in our experimental squad car let's go individual reclining bucket seats it's got steel belts and radial tires it runs on natural gas and [Applause] [Music] my pop gets back here man I'm really gonna have to talk to him what a morning what a morning you know I don't ever drink it this time of the morning but I think I need me a little taste hey wait a minute great what are you doing that's your gasoline can don't tell me you're drinking gas now after an experience like that I can take anything [Music] foreign put a little check inside for me [Music] this is [Music] the day we get our social security check isn't it you got that right it's the only day of the month that the weed become over here why don't you take some of that money and buy yourself some saying lessons and some lavoris [Applause] not anger me today is the day that I get 255.40 we don't want to go Sam what are you talking about that's that his money he's bringing me that's my money that he's been holding for me oh that's the money that I worked for for 40 years of my life yeah yeah all those years putting it in one big lump and getting it back in dribs and crabs drips and drips that's right 255 groups and 40s Rams yeah well enough about to check for now what you fix me for breakfast oh Flapjacks no not Flapjacks Flapjack Jack one is one is Jack now get ready foreign [Music] [Music] who is it supposed [Applause] my check oh all right here you go you know I can't wait till I get to be an old man like you goodbye youngster I didn't have to that Flapjack was Dead on Arrival that's all right don't worry about it tomorrow I fix your whole stack of Flapjacks with oatmeal hey Grady I can't even Flapjacks and oatmeal that's too fill it my flapjacks and oatmeal Flapjacks with oatmeal flat milk [Applause] on what or whether you use an occupant or a resident I was the occupant yesterday today you be the occupant and I'll be the resident okay I'll tell you what you mean the occupant and the resident and I'll be the recipient [Applause] welcome welcome I'm gonna take this right down and get us some Goose food a couple of six packs of some Sweet Lucy huh uh I think the government made a mistake oh that wouldn't surprise me they're always making a mistake what happened now well they sent you an extra check for 255.40. and they're never wrong and it called for a couple of drinks I don't want a drink oh I wasn't counting on you planning on spending this money yeah crazy but that money doesn't even belong to you belong to the United States government that check says grade it and the United States government's name is Sam all right so so the government made a mistake our government never makes a mistake and when they do they got a whole system to cover them up Grady the government doesn't have a system for mistakes like this oh yes they do they send out Millions today so they bound to make a mistake so when they send one extra check here they balance that all by saying one let's check there is known as the system of checks and balances [Applause] so you see this is one of the checks and I intend to keep the balance Grady if you keep those checks and you're gonna land in jail oh no no because I'm not going to keep these checks I'm gonna cash them in right now oh terrific terrific terrific and what do you think the challenge the bank is going to say when you handle two checks from the government in the exact same amount she gonna say hi there Loki go ahead I'm not gonna start trying to stop you just go out of here but I never thought I'd see the day when a man is basically as honest as you would do something that's wrong against the United States of America America is not America it is the people who live in America that make America America America was just the the name of the man who discovered us and as a matter of fact his last name wasn't America it was Rasputia the pointed that it is the it's the people that make this country what it is now who are the people you and me that's who so who's gonna send me to jail you and me now I don't know where you sending me but I'm sending me to the bank thank you foreign [Music] [Laughter] [Music] yesterday and he stormed out of the house and I haven't seen him since I was wondering if you had seen him huh where once I looked in the house Bobby he's not here I hear a knock on the door now that's probably him thanks a lot Bubba bye all right I'm coming okay as fast as it could he did he get here yet no honestly I thought you were him don't make matters worse Lamont I have no idea he could be in a million places sinning with that ill-gotten money well just promise me one thing on us so just promise me that you won't tell Grady that I told you about that extra social security check that you got don't worry I won't say a word hello Esther from where have you been excuse me but I have had too much sleep uh is this your aunt is this King Kong after he fell off the empire man Grady Wilson you had everybody worried to death oh man I always remember I have nots all the time we sure would if you'll excuse me may I Avail myself of your facility John is upstairs first doing it right you are out reaping the fruit of your undeserved check budget yeah I told her I told her everything I figured the truth was the best way that's right you can't get the Lord to work for you by telling lies y'all [Applause] I really wasn't where have you been oh I mean I always did the time all night long huh what could the two of you possibly find to do in this town all night no what you just said I said we did the town I didn't say this was a town we did today well what town did you do Las Vegas Nevada you went to Las Vegas yeah that's right we caught that 4 30 flight over there and we had ourselves some dinner and did a little gambling and caught two green axes Caesar's Palace and the flamingo Sodom and Gomorrah oh no Nipsey Russell and Harry Belafonte I hope so well you still not through spinning cause you still got the devil to pay oh no I prayed him last night I left it for him on the Hardy follow somebody hit the Jack truck hello [Music] oh yeah just a minute for you Grady it's the Social Security Administration office hello oh oh the Social Security office uh I'm sorry I I I I switchboard operator must have disconnected us [Laughter] accused again thank God he wasn't doesn't live here sir Grady oh you say you got the number the temporary number from from the operator oh oh I see oh oh well okay hold on for a minute I'll check and see if he's here United States government are they gonna catch up to you sooner or later I'm still checking would you take that receiver out of the drawer and talk to those people and take your medicine like a man now go ahead go on he gone thank you hello uh yes this is great Wilson sir oh you'd like to come over we'll win oh that's sewer huh well well yeah okay when is it coming any minute now because I ain't got it foreign [Laughter] [Music] well I told you not to cast those Jets I told you it would get you in trouble with you last night was the first time since I've ever received news texts and I felt they provided me with Social Security where do you spent over 510 in less than 24 hours in Las Vegas electric bill for the month all right that only adds up to about fifty dollars you still spent over 400 in Las Vegas yeah yeah happily come on Grady I want to know about that 400 now what happened to it okay I ate water you want Penny five Penny oh all in general killing by penny okay first day was the bus now that was 25 cents a piece so I told 50 cents and uh and then when we got to the airport we bought a newspaper so that we could read on the plane and that was 10 cents that's only 60 cents yeah well then we bought a moss bar uh two coolers and then a pack of Raisin Nets so that was 40 cents all right that's a dollar going oh and then we had that big cast layout quick big cash layout uh miscellaneous 399 jail cell is going to be closed when Mr Hastings asked you for that 255.40 and you telling you got it tied up in a razor that's in miscellaneous now you got to come up with that money grade you know how you gonna do that I don't know [Music] maybe maybe I can borrow it well look how time flies wait wait a minute now you got some money put away I can't give you that money I've been saving it for 20 years well what will I do if I get sick I get to see now if I can't make money who will I turn to who's gonna help me well I'll help you all this how you gonna help me you're gonna be in jail [Applause] yeah I got some I thought I could count on him through thick and thin well well I'll stick with you through the thin Grady on your own answer the dollar Lamar come in touch the wrong answer Mrs Grady Wilson well how do you do Mr Wilson yeah guys she was you know I I feel a touch of pneumonia coming on and I've been very susceptible to pneumonia ever since I had it tooth taken out see and that's cool there keeps rushing up to my lungs whoa that's all right let's just Hastings oh that's all right well as I'm sure you have already discovered there's been a social security check oh wait a minute I I can't hear you I'm sorry but what you see uh the water in my lungs keeps rushing up to my ears and it makes everybody sound like they're gargling sorry oh well that's that's all right Mr Haystack Hastings oh oh he he was already trying to be polite Mr Mr Haystack you see it it's not easy for him see seeing his friend die with water in the ears I understand and I'll try to be as brief as possible and as you grow aware our computer made a terrible mistake was that goggling again like that everything sounds like computer made a mistake it will eventually be corrected however during our readout we discovered you did not receive your check this month very soft and I personally would like to present you with this one um has already apologize will you please go in the kitchen and keep my Miracles broke that I keep in the aspirin bottle right in the kitchen the Box check did not contributed we all make mess es oh wow thank you I got the money for the Social Security Social Security a yes I'm Mr Hastings how do you do my name is check me out oh I see you didn't bring your stethoscope well I just opened my mouth and you can listen down my throat sounds good the Lord's sound real good I guess I better be playing now I'm glad to see you feeling better Mr Wilson oh hey hey Mr Haystack I feel like a million dollars as a matter of fact I feel like 255.40 well Goodbye Mr Wilson yeah yeah take care of yourself Miss AC goodbye well I guess you won't be needing this anymore oh wow yeah yeah you was gonna give me your own Lifesaver I sure was very nice you know and I'm really very grateful well that's what friends are for give me that 50 . what I owe you fifteen dollars for my house call get out of here [Applause] [Music] da you're not honestly planning on keeping all three of those jets are you well no and not honestly that's not what I meant I know what you mean and and yeah I'm gonna keep him and after he didn't find out their mistakes sooner a little later and when they do I settle up then but until that time I'm gonna keep him with a clear conscience sweetie how can you have a clear conscience well I tell you I can have a clear conscious I'm 65 years old now 40 years ago when I first complained about them taking social security out of my check they told me I get it back when I retired well when it took one dollar out of my set 40 years ago it was worth a dollar now when they're giving it back to me it's only worth a quarter so it's so the way I see it I'm entitled to this check the other two and one more all right foreign I can't stand it either talking about those checks Grady Wilson and what you're doing is wrong and in my heart I mean a man must do what he knows and his heart is right that's correct even you know if I got to think of before there's a good chance that they might not ever find that mistake well they'll find it all right may I please have the telephone number of the Social Security Administration office I don't know what I mean is that it's possible that I can keep on getting two checks a month forever they have three of all Haystacks keeps coming by thank you very much Bob and now feet figuring I only get two texts a month that's 500 a month when I speak with Mr Hastings please and that adds up to six thousand dollars a year hello Mr Hastings this is Lamont that's three thousand for you and three thousand for me but you do what your heart tells you Lamont Cranston who knows what evil looks in the house again no I can't do can't do that that's dishonest that's why you just call the government three thousand seven million Crooks in the world and I got to end up with an honest guy [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music] make you feel better I called up that look and he said if we can prove that they doing that television show about our life we can shoot a network for one million dollars do that make you feel better come on in [Applause] [Music] how you doing honesty hello Ma hello Fred hello beautiful oh you're calling me beautiful now I'm looking at the junkyard hey he didn't mean nothing on us and and it's true you look lovely thank you baby that's it son you only got six months to live are those the tickets yeah did you get me one yeah I got four of them Rallo came through just like he promised oh good come on in there it just occurred to me that instead of it was something classy like dum dum dum um [Music] As Long As I Got You I Don't Need No doorbell I got a dumbbell all right [Music] Hey where's everybody going to dress up so nice well we we got tickets to the hottest newest TV show in town yeah we gonna see the taping of Steinberg and son [Applause] hey hey can I eat your ticket oh I'm sorry but Rallo could only get four oh you know something I love that show Fred it's just like it was a direct copy from your little yeah yeah mean grouchy old father wait a minute the dumb son the [Music] ugly sister-in-law and the stupid funny friend you too hard on yourself Bubba well have fun and tell me about when you all get back here all right I I think bub is right that's that's so Steinberg and son is a lot like you and LaMont and then that on Ethel exactly like you asked dude see I I don't agree with that at all I mean that dumb friend is nothing like me we can prove that they're covering our life we consume for a million dollars a million dollars for a friend you you know that dumb friend on that show it is to be honest now tell the truth I I'm dumb right so then I think his case is stronger than ours [Music] called associate producer of Steinberg and son and I'm out here to kind of get you warmed up before we start the show get you in a good mood uh anybody here from out of town yeah right here where you from Idaho Idaho wonderful put on your shoes and enjoy the show sir we yeah we have what we think is a wonderful show in store for you and uh well could you tell us could you tell me why you're late thank you foreign [Applause] all right folks here we go get ready relax and enjoy Steinberg and son [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] I bought my home is that dude supposed to be me no he don't look anything like you at all Lamont taller [Applause] [Music] foreign [Applause] for you to do it you've got no reason to so stop it just stop it listen to how you're talking it's amazing our boy who couldn't graduate high school has such a college stupidity I had to quit high school because you had a headache it's all my fault I should have had a heart attack after he graduated high school [Applause] [Music] hello baby what do you want what do I want did you forget tonight's the night we watch the monster movies it's a double feature Godzilla comes home for Passover and go and here on Ethel oh no [Music] Max look at it Gaby she looks like an arrow ran over her face with a tank a lot you [Music] I know what I'm doing my rights [Music] I don't understand it at all is that guy's supposed to be me why is he walk so funny I have no idea you know watching that sofa was just like watching you and LaMont and Esther is true man this story is based on our life the truck the initials everything but the art see there's no actions in the world that could play unless they dig up trigger you know that lawyer is going to be here any minute we got that personal business to discuss I can take a hint no just take a walk great when you see me home I've seen your home master homes why there's all type of men who attack a person walking the streets alone yeah granny and y'all go along with her then you wouldn't have to be afraid me yeah because they figure any guy that could put clothes on the gorilla is too tough to miss you so as far as I see we have a case here of invasion of privacy as well as a violation of your private and personal right to obtain profit how much all actionable both at law and at Equity million dollars keep on talking are you ready to go all the way with this case all the way it may drag on for months I got months we may have to go all the way to the highest court in the land all the way then you're willing 100 all the way see this is America oh yeah uh right makes is King we're a man should be able to pursue his Democratic rights no matter what it costs them in time effort and or money oh man I'm proud of you thanks huh okay I'll need about ten dollars to file a complaint I dropped the case I've got the case and I plead non-compass mentors and I apologize to your atheist and your compass what are you being so cheap about it's only ten dollars man are we stand to make a million dollars right son I should be a cheapskate after all what's ten dollars ten dollars ain't nothing I'm not cheating uh give them ten dollars sir [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] with John this is Mr Sanford tread My Son Lamont how are you a lawyer Albert BRAC how you doing Rod Rock I'm Anthony Martin how do you know this is my client Fred Sanford Fred G Sanford if you got my million dollars have a seat thank you very much now to begin with there seems to be some question as to whether you're entitled to that million dollars whether you're entitled to your teeth just what makes you think that the show and the characters were stolen from your life well we're in a junk business our name is Sanford and Son we drive a red pickup truck and we live in a house exactly like the one on your show but uh yeah young man sure you'd alternate character I play is like your father here I would suggesting all the way to the Supreme Court surely no real human being could be that mean be home I know some people like that but certainly not you oh no no not me not me no way well then there goes your case they do have a little resemblance husband you are claiming that the character that Mr Lipson portrays is really you well it's part of my way I treat my son's bed see I'm not that bad Paul shut up dummy restaurant case Katie is Bernie on his way up yes sir a Bernie Taub is the creator and producer of Steinberg inside now perhaps this all can be settled quite easily if we just find out where exactly he got his idea but I'll tell you what he got his idea from he came to watch it's all my place it had his Xerox and brought it here and sold into some food I bought the idea myself tell everybody hi this is the man you say stole your life uh-huh you're the executive branded creative Steinberg and son that's right [Music] in Black no we haven't well what gave you an idea of doing Steinberg and son it was about a year ago I couldn't break into television with any of my ideas there and then I heard about these two people from my cousin Ronald see the silos are nothing and the father was at nothing who yelled at the sun all the time but no matter what those two nothing's really loved each other now are you really trying to tell us that you are those two nothings [Applause] hey Pop did you have to hit that guy the head legal counsel at NBC everybody should have called you a lesson nah I don't mind if calling you a dummy but you ain't nothing well I can't understand is why you simply refuse to continue the conversation obviously we had a strong case yeah I don't understand that either well see I didn't want to hurt the writer you know because he needed break he's nice yeah but I would think that that would be the last person you'd be willing to help rollo's cousin what ain't gonna do is rollo's goodness just was a nice guy to need a break thank you hey that's Rilo what's he doing here when I called him up and doing and bring his evilness over here [Music] did you or did you not in fact tell your cousin one Bernie told about The Life and Times of Fred G Sanford And His Son Lamont here and after referred to as the nothings yes I work I made it more brother man I need a lucky break and I helped him and how much are you getting from the studio each week for coming up with that idea we're gonna assume NBC for doing Steinberg and Son about our life and this is our lawyer Albert Brock you know you know a cousin in trouble but man I'm not getting one Thin dime from it I mean I gave the brother the idea for nothing and now he's made a break in the TV and I hate to knock him out I hate to knock him out too but I don't hate to knock you out third there's nothing I can do I'm sorry we've got a contract your salary is set I can't give you a penny more I don't want a penny more all I want is a rehearsal Hall without windows I hate curtains all right all right we'll we'll have walls built into the windows thank you hello you hello me Mack I've been talking to birdie what's going on birdie admits that his cousin did get the idea for it said from here and he's got a case and a good one back all right how much do you want 200 200 000 dollars no man two hundred dollars a week oh yeah yeah and a title creative executive consultant of Steinberg design all right and a small baby nine in they have the ratings and the dressing room with my name on the door and lots of Windows Lots okay well thank you very much good day Hey listen Steinberg yes now let me tell you yes I'll win Aunt Ethel walks in you don't have to say nothing to her just stand there and look at her like this [Music] did you guys just eat in the NBC commissary all right I just want to ask you a question if you're going to write a story about my life why do you make it black about black people and call it Sanford and Son Sanford and Son hello ladies and gentlemen here we are again the 14th episode of Steinberg and son [Music] and they pop a pool go to the telephone dial information and ask Blue Cash there's somebody outside who wants to buy every piece of junk we have in the yard well why are you letting him stand outside dummy come right in sir listen I'm driving fine I noticed all the junk that you had in there hi uh hey I was driving fine I noticed all this junk that you have here you have to take it from your entrance uh I was driving by and we had to take it from Memphis hey you wait a minute director look now this is wrong now I wouldn't come in through your story like that and say what I just said this show is going out before millions of people it's got to be great give me a kiss I'll show you oh here three minutes before it's time for his son who's your father Lamar oh he's upstairs resting brother don't worry he'll be down in time for a man making this debut on TV he's taking it pretty calmly please please everyone no autographs I'm afraid you're sitting in the Stars yeah excuse me ready when you are FS and now for the premiere of a brand new comedy about today's teenagers All in the Family way what what's wrong here there you go follow you got the right time hey Papa I know where you're coming from Jack you can stop worrying Steinberg's son was canceled yeah man was so bad bad man plus nobody even watch the show I thought the show was just terrific oh man come on me a minute Jack I mean it was a four I mean who wants to watch a grouchy old man Brothers hey that's black what's it called oh it's called Rollo Derby that's why I scared all over your face [Music] thank you well I think we got enough cotton Fred they're sure like one of them one of them they're like all of them hey what you doing huh oh son I was about to call Network see listen to these TV shows we came up with say it up first as a police show based on my life goal dermis [Laughter] just stop it you think that's good mine is a musical cooking show called Evie and Gavin Gourmet yeah I mean this is the one that shoot herself it's about a family of pioneer plumbers I'm afraid that's what it's called it's called little outhouses on the bridge [Music] [Applause] [Music] laughs

Channel: Nur Gardening TV

Views: 29,195

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Length: 72min 28sec (4348 seconds)

Published: Sun May 28 2023