Samurai Cop Is One Of My Favorite Bad Movies - Netflunx

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[Music] leo in this series we take a look at some of the best worst movies ever movies that feature actuarial and even some of the funniest comedy you will see today's episode episode is samurai it took me like 10 minutes to do that intro what's up you big babies i found a movie it's called samurai cup and it is amazing it's bad i don't think i've ever seen a movie just half ass before and i love it so the movie came out in 1991 i think that's four years after lethal weapon so what i think happened is they saw a lethal weapon and they were like hey white guy long hair black eye suit and that's what they did that's who they got that's all they needed to make this movie no plot we fight [Music] no axing ability now i'm telling these son that we respect the japanese of this country who are honest businessmen and yeah this is the land of opportunity no stunt choreography [Music] samurai cup before we start watching the movie subscribe become a big baby let's get us to 200k get yourself some popcorn and maybe a tissue i don't think you'll be crying because the movie's so touching but this movie will feel like it touched you sorry about that oh yeah that's pretty funky man you're not an established gang yet i'm sorry i was dancing dude did i miss something they just start in the middle of a sentence that's innovative you should be very cautious in my opinion we should try to make friends with all the gangs it's all up to fujiyama he wants to make a certain treaty with the chinese gangs not the japanese what happened i'm not going to pretend like i know what is going on what i could establish is that these guys are not an established gang yet no no no friendships with anybody it's the order of katana we fight good morning mr lee have you decided to work with us i just want to say the lead henchman stylish did you say that ty even though you're looking ominous you gotta look fabulous that must be his killing tie in no way we go under fujian's flag [Music] i love the logic of this movie already this was supposed to be a samurai movie and they just started shooting i love it so the two rival gangs fight each other one of them decides to do kung fu and everything's going well until someone brings out a gat and starts shooting come on come on let's get going move it you did it the job's done [Laughter] did you hear that background noise you did it you did it right this seemed like some guy from the parking lot like you did it i like it okay so now that the bad guys are established let's establish the main characters and this is honest to god how they do it [Music] it's not a wig that's a wig are you turning me into the saborine cop right there that's a wig this guy looks like the love child of a ken and bobby doll okay so i did a little research apparently uh the actor of samurai cop decided to cut his hair after he thought the film was done they then called him back for re-shoots and he was like bruh my hair gone and they bought him a wig so some of these scenes are gonna feature a wig let's see if we can tell which scenes are which are responsible for bringing you from san diego are you sure this is a good bust yeah cocaine i love how they don't introduce either of the characters there's a police sign and it's like i responsible for bringing you from san diego and he couldn't even say his line right are you sure this is a good bust yeah cocaine i wonder what he actually said because it wasn't cocaine yeah linguine yeah watermelon yeah apple banana pudding this movie has a real awkward tin feel to it doesn't it like nothing smooth everything cuts at such a hot rate anyway i guess the katana gang are going to do a drug deal there's the blue van over there so the van belongs to the katana gang yeah peggy where are you i'm landing no no no don't land we need you i'll give you the direction watch for the boat frank can you give a little more direction and watch for the boat there seems to be a lot of them in the marina look at the boat look at how many boats there are frank anyway the bad guys do the drug deal at the marina then they start going back home i think but the samurai cop and his trusty sidekick are on the case and just like that a high-speed chase commences [Music] hi i'm frank one of the coolest cops in this movie i always wear a suit except when i don't i have telekinesis and i can hear everything oh what oh yes yes of course come on mr samurai cop did he need that information there's a guy with a shotgun who came out of the car twice mind you he opened the door twice just to surprise you again as if you didn't see it the first time shoot him i think frank knows that he needs to shoot [Music] i got him i have a feeling frank is gonna shoot a lot of people in this movie i'm gonna put up a frank kill counter while i'm at it hold on hey man watch it watch it oh man oh man what a scene well he was going too fast to avoid someone who was dead on the floor so he just went straight over him like a speed bump and he reacted like it was a speed bump too ah man you know how horrible it would be to have a friend like that oh dude i am so glad to see you i just got divorced today i lost my job i got food poisoning and my goldfish died diane that oh man all right shoot shoot him [Music] oh and you saw a fire for having the aim of a stormtrooper who is blind dude is like five feet from the car he couldn't even hit the windshield you got it yeah i got the best [Music] perfect is the guy on fire saying that is he just running around burning burning burning someone save me because i'm burning burning burning i'm pretty sure you killed three to four people frank why start caring now also do you guys always keep your fire extinguisher in your boot just in case you set people on fire if so maybe try not setting that many people on file good job guys you got it i'll see you back at your place yes because from that distance samurai cop is able to hear her so fluently anyway apparently this burn victim survives and fujiyama and his men meet up to try and take out the burn victims so that he doesn't talk so they call him someone eye huh you don't have to scream at me bro so they call him samurai yes sir yes they do he's a samurai what the hell are you sir i have a hangover please don't scream at me his real name is joe marshall they call him samurai he speaks fluent japanese he got his martial arts training from the masters in japan he also has a ps4 but no games which i find kind of odd he also has a labrador that's three years old named doodles and it is fluffy and a good boy he's also a chain smoker who listens to the chain smokers so nobody dates him so you know where our man is yes boss i know the hospital and the room i want his head on this piano i will bring you his head and i will place it on your piano oh get out of here that's what i just said and you said the exact same thing so on one hand you have fujiyama's right-hand man trying to go to the hospital to kill the bun victim on the other hand you have samurai cop and frank coming in to question the burn victim hello hi how is he frank he looks like he's dead bro how is he do you think he'd be able to ask a few questions frank did you know you're not looking at this man he doesn't even look like he has a face anymore frank will you give him some time you're the one who shot him by the way he's insensitive as hell he looks like wilson the volleyball from castaway do you think he'd be able to answer a few questions do you think he'll be able to answer a few questions i'm sorry did i say that wrong be able be able i got it label damn it no way his lips are burned next time guys catch him in one piece thanks nurse do you like what you see i love what i see would you like to [ __ ] me is this turning into a porno okay frank you don't seem to be doing anything let me give you some direction let me see the face you'd make frank let me see the face you'd make if she said she'd let you hit it but only if you time vegan uh-huh yes i would how about this one you're talking to a crush that you like and she says come in the door's open [Music] well then let's see what you've got doesn't interest me nothing there nothing there she says she's into whale play and while you're not fully into it you're not against it either just exactly what would interest you something the size of a jumbo jet she says you could bring a friend along frank [Music] have you been circumcised yeah i have why well your doctor must have cut a big portion of it off no he uh he was a good doctor frank can you just wiggle your eyebrows i don't know what else to say good doctors make mistakes too that's why they buy insurance it's big i want bigger what the hell is this why does everybody in the movie want to have sex with samurai joe over here even people watching ponies go that's unlikely and remember no one goes to the room except for doctors and nurses got it okay joe hey hey what are you doing i have to change the trash is that all right all right ah my bad i didn't know that you had to change the whole bin what do you take the whole bin and put it into the other bin is that how you change the trash hey also bro here's an idea maybe you could go in with her it seems a little suspicious that she's taking the whole trash can anyway turns out the bad guy was hiding within the bin rack and he uses the katana to cut this dude's head off and take it back for fujiyama they then make their great escape before the police officer who let them in decides to look in the room again oh my god call security where's the body are you telling me that this man's body got up after his head got cut off and was like yeah i'm a boss meanwhile oh everything you did was wrong this man has been here one week and i almost lost my job hey i've been here one week you're the one that taught me that bringing this [ __ ] from san diego to fight the japanese katana gang look captain but you know it and they know it themselves and what they want is results that's what we're going to give them we're going to give them the results don't worry samurai cop i got this now what they need is results and we're going to give them results you know what we're going to give them a high five we're going to high five them we're going to do everything we gonna do nothing we gonna run i need him we need him so why don't we just help him and support him all right what do you say huh cap i feel like somebody stuck a big club up my ass and it hurts i've got to figure out a way to get it out of there i'd go with a 45 degree wedge goddammit get the hell out of my elves get out of here i don't want to see your face you look at me what yeah this whole movie's broken you might as well break the float wall you son of a [ __ ] this is the most sexual affectionate police brigade i think i've ever seen i don't think i've ever seen that in any movie it was like a serious scene and the guy's like [Music] that was aggressive kiss as well you son of a [ __ ] damn bro do you kiss your wife for that month jesus is she dead not only that but my favorite part of this scene is the end where they just leave the actor hanging until he has to sit back and start laughing no one yelled cut this is not meant to be in the movie come back to you [ __ ] that is in breaking character and they left that in the final cut well it seems there's there's this restaurant blue lagoon on third street near downtown well mr fujiyama the head of the katana gang this is where he's been hanging out what does katana mean it means japanese sword because this movie is called samurai cop and even though we have not seen any samurai techniques he is very fluent in japanese thank you samurai by the way what's a cup it's a liquid holder oh yeah what's ahead it's a wig hider thanks samurai by the way what's a credit card so three four one four five oh anyway samurai cop and frank get the tip-off that fujiyama is in some restaurant so they go to pay him a visit are you food fujiyama yes i am who are you i'm a cop why is this guy so surprised i thought he knew everything about samurai cop he's like i'm a cop he's like huh that started my information look officer you have no right insulting my client you have nothing on him and yes we have we have many things on him and this clan of yours is going to need more than a lawyer to clean up this [ __ ] i love frank man he doesn't say anything when he says things and yes we have we've got a lot on him and we got many things on him and he's shitty i'll sue you and the department for this insult to my client i'll file the case first thing in the morning hey counselor you still have three or four hours before the uh courthouse closes [Laughter] jesus frank that was the most savage [ __ ] i ever had bro he's threatening to sue them and frank's like well it's still open you jackass now i'm telling these son of a [ __ ] that we respect the japanese of this country who are honest for businessmen business not for death merchants now i'm telling these [ __ ] children to make their precious millions that they deposit in their secret swiss bank account i'll have their stinking bodies and garbage bags it's one of the best monologues i've ever seen in a movie sylvester no loan over here did it right by the way what's an all-american girl like you doing with a geek like this oh have you ever called like a 50 year old man a geek before see around this guy just did a double wink in layman's terms a blink when they were auditioning this guy they didn't be like hey bro just by the way you're going to have to do a little bit of winking and see can you do that could you show me how to oh that's a blink okay you're fired get out hey counselor we'll see you in court [Laughter] this is the only movie where the good guy has an evil off frank has killed the most people in this movie the bad guys are not the ones who are killing people it's just frank so as they leave their restaurant to go to the car fujiyama and his men decide to attack them thank you frank that seemed like the perfect kick what are you gonna do fight this guy bare handed ah yes why haven't people been doing this more often this movie should not be called samurai cop it should honestly be called frank has a gun and everybody better run freezing [ __ ] leave me alone on cuff up i'm in it on copper hey come on guys hey come on guys freeze you f words i'll put a cap in your a come on and then the samurai cup cuts his arm off i feel so bad for him then the main bad guy decides to take things into his own hands and he has endless rounds of uzi bullets [Music] are you saying he went to dinner with a grenade in the inside of his suit pocket so if the soup wasn't good he's like hey here's this for a tip [Music] then he rolled the grenade like a bowling ball he went five feet and everything just blew up he killed him and he killed the two cops and weirdly enough this is how the movie ends i didn't think it was gonna end this way okay that's the video guys thank you so much for watching i really do appreciate it and imagine if that really happened can we not have a little common sense you know maybe throw the grenade instead of rolling at five feet god and look what they've done to my car captain room is going to burn my ass yeah he's going to burn it charcoal black it is black right on racism has officially been ended so after that beautiful scene samurai cop goes to interrogate the woman that he met at the restaurant because he's madly in love with her even though she didn't say one word to him he also finds her at our office which i'm pretty sure is stalking hi hi my father passed away i'm sorry i don't know what they were saying during the scene i was kind of mesmerized by that lion carpet that they decided to frame on the wall see you later bye don't put a lot who put a carpet on the wall huh who put a cup of the hole bakamura is here then we'll arrest him and we'll have a solid case against the katana game who's going to answer the captain roma on this you [ __ ] man you burn my ass you don't have to worry about that it's already uh oh yeah i know it's already black huh this time he probably cut my dick too huh you better come to my house before you report to the captain for what let's use it before you lose it first of all it's so inappropriate for that goal secondly don't you love frank's reaction he just laughs at everything [Laughter] all right this is the least stealthy crew i've ever seen you can hear frank's laugh from like 10 feet away like oh is that a is that frank washington i know him by laugh please nakamura what the hell is that this guy just do a front flip through his door can you imagine him late for work sorry boss i'm right here my man was in a speedo making love he decided to get all his clothes and change he had enough time to do that but he couldn't do this i'm not armed fighting me like a man what the hell this sounds like he's having an exorcism can someone call pastor dave or something i feel like he had leftover subway from eight months ago and he's feeling the effects [Music] that is some voluminous luscious hair that he's got in that scene [Music] [Applause] they pulled it off for a second they left that one in did you see this is the best samurai cop y'all got he's getting his ass kicked are you sure he doesn't have rabies or something i mean what are these sound effects that he's making when he's being taken down he's like if you're an optometrist and you like read these signs and someone's like you [ __ ] leave he sounds like a [ __ ] bike like someone's rapping i'm like you're under arrest come on get up get up [Music] well this one's dead too not captured alive yep well that's i mean that's the scene i have to ask you some more questions okay where in my car come on is this your house how the [ __ ] did you get that far without asking this question oh oh is this your dungeon this is why fujiyama has this lady she doesn't know what the hell's gone she's like oh is this is this your drug business no oh okay this chicken i have a neighbor next door and she has farm animals and what i did was i jumped the fence and stole one of her chickens and then killed it great because i really wanted to impress you so okay all the guys watching this channel if you want to impress a woman what you do is first you buy a house then get a neighbor who has chicken then you just have to steal that chicken cut its head off pluck it cook it and then serve it to your date who you didn't know was coming until today how did you know i'd come home with you just say i can read eyes [ __ ] you meanwhile back at frank's crib what do you want who want information information about my butt what information information about my butt they should have just left the scene man take it easy man come on they're talking what do you want to kill you now or i can believe you this gift this black gift all i want samurai's address i am not entirely convinced that this movie wasn't a porno and someone was like no no we could add a plot to it even the white guy is like i cannot deny frank you are the guy damn son frank i'm telling you right now if i cut this thing i don't think i would have space to put it anywhere jesus christ beautiful black gift and all they want is samurai cop's address if they could find frank's address why couldn't they find his i'm just saying but what these bad guys didn't know about frank is that he's a megalomaniac killer [Music] people they hit me with a surprise pikachu face like that guy acted so surprised that this was ever gonna happen he's like oh my god leave him alone what are you doing what we tried to kill you what are you doing [Music] now you're gonna get it [Music] sofa i think if we had to do the most evil people on the list it would start with frank washington uh fujiyama samurai himself and everyone else after massacring these two people frank quickly calls up samurai cop to tell him people are coming meanwhile back at captain roma's place i should fire both of you you never brought me one of those faster than alive so i can nail him with something but you know something i don't give a [ __ ] i want you to kill him and i want you to kill every one of his men i want you to turn his house into a bloodbath don't leave anybody alive right good thinking captain roma that way we'll never be able to have a case and we will both get convicted of murder thanks captain and this leads to the final act where they go after fujiyama [Music] himself [Music] [Applause] roll credits can you just roll the [ __ ] credits is this movie not over here he even had the decency to look at the camera to be like ah huh cause i'm an undercover cop [Laughter] we ain't using that take right oh [Music] seven go behind him get back [Music] eight [Music] that is a great way to go out just shooting the air maybe hit a cloud see what happens [Music] do people not know frank exists nobody's even aiming at him everyone's like samurai cop and then frank's just standing there like this is easy for me counselor [Music] that's how i want to die nonchalantly ah man stop another one what are you dj khaled another one i think i'm dying oh [Music] all right samurai drop your gun or your sweetheart will be dead i thought you were fond of her yes i was before you came in now that she loves you you have to worry about her life not me neither do i oh he fully [ __ ] it up fujiyama didn't even know he was there as usual everyone was focusing on samurai cop frank was just standing there being black and then he had to say something for once frank you should have took the shot drop it i'll shoot you take it easy frank how do i know if i drop my gun you won't shoot me well for one thing i don't want any more trouble with the police i don't want any trouble with the cops i just do my drug deals is that a problem it's the american dream [ __ ] the minute we disarm he's gonna shoot drop the gun frank [Music] damn frank you just got shot and now the movie's over hey thank you guys so much for watching the movie i've been 16 little and you already know this movie's not over come on dude why don't you just shoot samurai cop in the face things would have been hilarious with all his money and success he's not as smart as i am to do what put on a bulletproof vest every time you've seen him in a suit evil he's been wearing a bulletproof vest underneath that suit i mean if fujiyama only had shot samurai cop he damn sure doesn't wear a bulletproof vest i don't think that's the samurai code look out yo don't worry [Music] come on frank you're just shooting men with swords this is not okay i feel like this is very very illegal frank i mean he's using he's using crisp logic samurai cop and frank are killing everyone so the lead bad guy finally arrives to take them out [Music] oh you better watch the hell out bro i'm coming for you okay watch the hell out i'ma get your ass right just wait i'm gonna kick your oh they ran away go get my sword hey joel so they call you samurai come on try me [Music] oh my god finally we get to see some samurai for a guy whose name is samurai cop i haven't seen any samurai movement [Music] oh my god this is taking forever can you just come on this is what i imagined when i heard the movie samurai cop exists two white guys who've never used the sword trying to fight each other yes ah even better this is now turned into the titanic jack and rose [Music] yes this is what i expect in a climax ah yes the weak point of all humans here anyway samurai cop somehow grabs a hold of this guy's neck and breaks it and he dies and that is the end of the movie believe it or not thank you guys 60 leo and i wish this was the [ __ ] end it's not you know the code of the bushida i don't know the code of the bushida but i know the code of human anatomy and your neck is broken so can you please die this guy's just like oh man you snapped it into play i feel better than ever thank you samurai cop i'm longer than ever bro what is he doing no leave him alone he's a samurai he wants to die with honor [Music] no he's a samurai he wants to die with honor then off screen you just hear sounds like he just [ __ ] himself man i don't know how honorable that death is also you're not a cop g do you not need this man for evidence so that you can arrest everyone else let's see how the movie ends do we have a climax do we hear from captain roma or anybody else on what the aftermath of this all is [Music] nope we get a softcore pono that is the perfect way to end a movie that is called samurai cop if i had to rate it out of 10 on the netflux chart i'd give it a 8. the only thing i didn't like about the movie were the excessively long fight scenes which i had to sit through and cut a lot out of i just lost 1 hour and 30 minutes of my life i think you should subscribe is what i'm saying sorry about that all in all this movie is so trash that it's pretty good and i kind of like it i'm gonna say it now thank you guys so much for watching the video really i seriously mean it this time if you want to follow me on instagram hit me up at 16 leo underscore just send me a message to say hi anyway i have to go to the hospital now hopefully i don't get fondled by a nurse take care and fluffs lead us out i'll still still do some questionable things i just won't commit [Music]

Channel: sixteenleo

Views: 76,074

Rating: 4.9732251 out of 5

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Id: bGojzlVPSw4

Length: 35min 17sec (2117 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 18 2020