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foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] established gang yet you should be very cautious in my opinion try to make friends with all the gangs the Japanese the Chinese Al Capone wants it there is enough money to be made in this business for all of us it's all up to Fujiyama he wants to make a certain treaty with the Chinese gangs not the Japanese especially the kinses here comes the boss what happened no no deal no friendships with anybody right now I want that old Chinese Fox dead okay boss you heard the order I do not agree with the fighting Gamora it is not for us to decide it is up to the boss it's the order of katana we fight [Music] good morning Mr Lee [Music] have you decided to work with us in no way we go under Fujiyama's flag [Music] Emma doesn't want to waste any more time [Music] [Music] come on come on let's get going move it you did it the job's done are responsible for bringing you from San Diego are you sure this is a good bust yeah cocaine hi Sergeant how are you I'm just fine we're gonna go catch us some bad guys good luck call me if you need me see you see you later all right [Music] [Music] who gave it information Chinese gang member his boss was killed by the katana game there's the blue van over there so the van belongs to the katana gang yeah let's call for the helicopter Peggy where are you I'm landing no no don't land we need you I'll give you the direction [Music] [Music] if I can see the blue band Peggy Peggy you hear me yeah Frank I can hear you watch for the boat the boat in the Marines how am I supposed to know which one's carrying the coast just keep an eye on the van Peggy I'm well informed there's a large suitcase full of Coke in the back they're gonna make the swap somewhere in the marina just stick close to them okay Joe oh it's up and ready uh you just keep it warm it's warm and ready thank you [Music] okay guys I think we're getting close if the boat had a full speed towards the van good just follow trying to stay out of sight Peggy I don't want you staring them off you got it Joe [Music] thank you you know they'll come with the boat yeah yeah you stay here and wait piggy can you see them seems like we've lost them foreign [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] we'll have to come by this way it's the only Road out [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] shoot him [Music] hold on I got him yeah hold on hold up hold on hey man watch this watch it oh man hey let's pop it back up we'll call him when we need him foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] go go [Music] faster [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] good job guys for a celebration you got it I'll see you back at your place hey watch yourself yeah the boss is coming so they call him Samurai huh yes his real name is Joe Marshall they call him Samurai he speaks fluent Japanese he got his martial arts training from the Masters in Japan he was brought over here from the police force in San Diego to fight us to fight us to fight me to destroy my operation to kill you and my other men to put handcuffs on me and put me in the gas chamber some would I if he's a samurai what the hell are you I'll get to know him and then we'll see who the real Samurai is so you know where our man is yes boss I know the hospital and the room and he's burned bad real bad he won't be able to talk I want him dead I want his head cut off and brought here I'm on his head on this piano gets captured alive or talks got that I will bring you his head and I will place it on your I know the real Samurai is here so I'm lying there in bed with probably the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my life hey what are you talking about I'm just kidding you know you're number one so anyway this guy prepared enough for these stories so anyway you get on the phone and you tell me that these uh what's his name Omaha Yamaha whatever his face his name is right is after me so I figured I'm gonna have to knock a couple of these guys off and I know I'm gonna get the speech from Captain Roma I told you guys I don't want any more dead bodies Frank come to my office hi Joe hi Elke in trouble again What's it gonna be today hello sir Joe hey Steve how you doing what's going on Steve not much sir there's a nurse in there giving him an injection he's burned pretty bad let's check it out [Music] how is he do you think he'd be able to ask a few questions no way his lips are burned so what he'll never be able to talk again oh he'll talk again but you just have to give him a couple of weeks next time guys catch him in one piece thanks nurse do you like what you see I love what I see would you like to touch what you see yes yes I would would you like to go out with me uh yes I would you like to [ __ ] me bingo well then let's see what you've got doesn't interest me nothing there nothing there just exactly what would interest you something the size of a jumbo jet have you been circumcised yeah I have why well your doctor must have cut a big portion of it off no he uh he was a good doctor good doctors make mistakes too that's why they buy insurance hey don't worry I got enough it's big I want bigger hey I have uh have you been circumcised shut up okay Steve I want you to watch the room and watch it good you got three more officers coming to assist you and remember no one goes in the room except for doctors and nurses got it okay Joe all right hi Joe hi Frank how you doing watch the room from all sides the burnt man is very important to us okay sir hey hey where are you going I have to change the trash is that all right all right all right foreign okay oh my God call security in Corridor too hey wait a minute nurse wait a minute foreign get up good job no one's around let's go hey wait a minute I want to talk to you oh hey wait a minute stop oh come on come on let's get going move it hey wait a minute doctor I'd like to talk to you can I see some ID oh thank you [Music] Captain what did I do wrong everything you did was wrong you're the one that talked me into bringing this [ __ ] from San Diego to fight the Japanese Katana gang you know what the results are a man in our cousin an officer lost his hand and there are three police officers in the hospital right now God damn you guys all you've done is cost me Bloodshed and Mayhem and me misery my future this man has been here one week and I almost lost my job if he's here one more a week I might will end up in jail and die of a heart attack and I don't want that hey I've been here one week and just how long will it take you to bring him to their knees one week one month next year at what cost and how many lives with all due respect sir now I can get these guys all I'm asking for is more time but I don't have the time and I don't have the patience and I don't have much more credit in this department to have bodies laying around me fine you don't want me here anymore all you got to do is sit me back to my place in San Diego you bet your ass I will you're on your way to San Diego and I'll write the order Hey Joe it's just this way just wait look captain well you know it they know it themselves and what they want is results that's what we're going to give them we're going to give them the results now why don't we give Samurai here a second chance because I need them we need them so why don't we just help them and support him all right what do you say huh cap yeah like somebody stuck a big Club up my ass and it hurts I've got to figure out a way to get it out of there God damn get the hell out of my Elvis get out of here I don't want to see your face foreign you son of a [ __ ] come back here you [ __ ] what happened your outer end baby I'm always in okay Mr Joe Samurai now that you're in I've got some interesting news for you what is it well it seems there is there's this restaurant Blue Lagoon on Third Street near downtown well Mr Fujiyama the head of the katana Gang This is where he's been hanging out what does Katana mean it means Japanese sword also there are two other Japanese gangs the sinjuku and Ginza gangs they're both Rivals to the katana all right both of those gangs are willing to cooperate with us they're a small gang mostly in gambling they're afraid of katana that's why they're willing to help us all right in time we'll use our service but not now right now I see you and I go pay a visit to this Blue Lagoon restaurant you want to go I can't but I'll be home later on I may stop by so uh keep it warm come on Frank let's go Jennifer I have a small present for you thank you Mr Fujiyama but I don't know if I should accept that please take it thank you it's beautiful hello Mr Fujiyama hi everybody hey Tony you're late oh sorry please have a seat thanks boys are you food Fujiyama yes I am who are you I'm a cop in that case you'll talk to me I am Mr Fujiyama's attorney what do you want so you're the infamous boss of this [ __ ] Katana gang huh [Music] down look officer you have no right insulting my client you have nothing on him and yes we have we have many things on him and this clown of yours is going to need more than a lawyer to clean up his [ __ ] officers if you have anything against me then book me otherwise as they say get the hell out of my face this is America land of freedom and law a man is innocent until he's proven guilty you have nothing on me oh I got a lot of [ __ ] on you I'll sue you and the department for this insult to my client I'll file the case first thing in the morning hey counselor you still have three or four hours before the courthouse closes now I'm telling these son of a [ __ ] that we respect the Japanese of this country who are honest businessmen and yeah this is the land of opportunity for legitimate business not for death Merchants who distribute drugs to our children through schools and on the streets now I'm telling these [ __ ] that if they continue killing our children to make their precious millions that they deposit in their secret Swiss bank accounts counselor before your lawsuit even gets off the court clerk's desk I'll have their stinking bodies and garbage bags and ship them back to Japan for fertilizer got it and you too Excuse Me Miss by the way what's an All-American girl like you doing with a geek like this see you around hey counselor we'll see you in court [Laughter] girl oh her name is Jennifer she's the boss the boss you mean she owns this place her mother owns the place where's her father killed who shot him he who him who's him himself oh he committed suicide yes listen when you see Jennifer alone tell her tell her I think she's very lovely I'll do that tell her tell her I'll try to see her soon good I'll help you oh yeah yeah I like cops my cousins have come up oh really where in Costa Rica oh good what's your name this is my first name uh what's your last name oh that's all right we just need your first name thanks a lot bye bye bye after my cousin I know you why didn't you let me hear his last name ah come on man his last name would have made a book hey check it out [Music] let's go [Music] down down [Music] idiots get my men dead or alive move [Music] what are you gonna do fight this guy bare-handed [Music] you [ __ ] leave them alone uncuff them I'm in uncoup them [Music] ah damn Franklin [Music] thank you come on get out of here [Music] [Music] foreign I know it's called Code of Silence he doesn't want anybody talking God and look what they've done to my car Captain Roma's gonna burn my ass yeah he's gonna burn it charcoal black it is black right on here Captain what do you want me to do about the case what case the Los felis case you're the officer in charge of the case go do it bring me an arrest all right Mr Fujiyama is very upset yes counselor I mean he has every right to be frankly I don't give a damn but Captain Roma let me warn you [ __ ] you and your client and you get your ass out of my office or you'll have to go to surgery to get my foot out of it get out of here you [ __ ] leave me alone I got more important things than the sheitzer like you get out of here see you in court you [ __ ] I'll see you in hell leave me alone get a job Mr okamura the police officer is here come on in hi hi I was in the neighborhood thought I'd stop by to see you police questions no no just friendly conversation you know rumor has it that you own the restaurant it's a very nice restaurant thanks you're a police officer questioning is the nature of your business isn't it yeah but my visit today is simply social why well let's just say I think you're very pretty thank you geez where are my manners I haven't even introduced myself my name is Joe Joe Marshall I know and they call you Samurai seems you know a lot about me they talk who's they your Japanese friends they're not my friends well if they're not your friends then how did you get to know them I mean do you know who they are where they come from did you know that Fujiyama is the number one most wanted criminal on the police list right now well I don't know him well as far as I know he's just a businessman and he's been helpful to my mother and I how did you get to know him in the first place my father passed away he owned this restaurant if my mother and I buried under four hundred thousand dollars in debt so Mr Fujiyama helped us out I guess you could say he owns the restaurant now that's why my mother and I feel indebted to him you see whatever he's done for you doesn't mean anything and the money that he spent on you in this restaurant is drug money dirty see guys like Fujiyama make millions of dollars every year in this town by selling drugs and destruction now I don't know you too well but I think it's pretty safe to say that you shouldn't have any interest for what this guy is doing well you're right I have no interest good well I suppose being the restaurant owner you must eat here quite a bit yeah day and night why how would you like to eat somewhere else for a change with me I'm sorry I can't I'm really busy well you're the boss can't you get somebody else to do it um not today my bookkeeper's coming by later okay uh how about tomorrow of our busiest days all right Sunday Sunday it is Sunday I go to church besides Sunday's my birthday oh Sunday's your birthday well happy birthday thank you what church do you go to the Episcopal Church in Beverly Hills ah the Episcopal Church that's very nice well it was nice meeting you Jennifer you too see you later bye thank you don't move what are you gonna do shoot me maybe a little later right now I got orders to break both your legs come on let's go move stay back this guy's mine foreign [Music] [Music] tell me who hired you I don't know tell me who hired you to kill a cop all right I swear I don't know don't lie to me or I'll break your [ __ ] wrist now tell me I can't they'll kill me no they won't I'll help you assaulting a police officer with a deadly weapon will get you 15 years but if you tell me who hired you I'll get them Oklahoma which one is he oh he's he's the big bald man oh all right I need his address how do we know that this is the right house the whakamura is here then we'll arrest him and we'll have a solid case against the katana gang for hiring four assassins to kill a policeman on the other hand if it's the wrong house then we'll apologize to the owner the usual police routine who's going to answer to Captain Roma on this you [ __ ] man you burn my ass you don't have to worry about that it's already uh yeah yeah I know it's already black huh this time he probably cut my dick too huh you better come to my house before you report to the captain for what let's use it before you lose it [Laughter] all right guys listen up Peggy you and Johnson go around the front Frank and I are going to go around the back if you hear shooting come running let's go hey preacher you and I got nothing to do let's [ __ ] shut up you promised to buy me those Japanese pearls did I yes you promised a fave is a favor okay take a look behind the building all right freeze did you hear something no is that him I guess so looks like this is his last [ __ ] let him finish it then [Music] freeze [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] fight me like a man [Music] thank you all right now [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh God ah yeah [Music] yeah yeah okay [Music] he's under arrest watch his arm I might have broken looks like you did [Music] you under arrest come on get up get up [Music] holy [ __ ] well this one's dead too not captured alive we have some problems in the police department we have several new enemies there's Captain Roma Lieutenant Washington Andrew Johnson Peggy Lee Thomas and this kid they call the samurai cup Joe Marshall most important is Captain Roma we buy him the others don't matter no way boss no way I tried to set them all up in private business they would be financially secure for the rest of their lives it's a downhill situation I say if we cannot buy them we kill them here's the most difficult situation if any of those guys are hurt they would suspect us especially after okamura's death I have an idea let's use an outside source I'll call New York and we'll have them all wiped out we cannot kill any of them now but we should punish them somehow call New York and get somebody to break both of those Summoner cops legs but don't you or your men get involved it shall be done we could shoot this in a mafia boss's house one of his own men excuse me where did the tall guy with the ponytail go he's upstairs with my boss thank you [Music] can I help you we are just a little bit with him [Music] foreign [Music] Bell oh yeah wait here [Music] thank you [Music] oh wow [Music] thank you hi there oh hi you in church too yeah I was in there preaching didn't you see me no he weren't stop kidding me nah I'm just kidding hey hold on I have to ask you some more questions police questions well let's just say some questions okay where in my car come on so this is the police station we're interrogating me this is the place is this your house yeah I own it month to month come on let me show you around [Music] she left with the cup [Music] kill him my pleasure wow boy seems like you went to a lot of trouble you know what as a matter of fact I did uh this chicken I have a Neighbor Next Door and she has farm animals and what I did was I dropped the fence I stole one of her chickens and then killed him great because I really wanted to impress you so I hope you're impressed how did you know I'd come home with you let's just say I can read eyes [Music] oh my God what are you doing who the hell are you is that all you want my husband he's a police officer yes sir yeah I know I want to know what your Samurai friend is and I want to know now I don't know we're not good friends leave her alone leave him alone damn it tell me where he Israel heck or throw down piece by piece I swear I don't know where he lives who knows oh please don't do anything foolish how about Frank or or Peggy the girl cop y we're pretty good friends baby they know where he lives please don't hurt my wife [Music] this is Washington's address Chuck you and your brother go there we'll go to the police woman's he lives alone but sometimes his girlfriend is with him you know how I operate we know boss good good you get the information you give it to me on the car phone [Music] sorry thank you foreign [Music] information with information about my butt sit down I love to put a couple bullets in your head oh yeah take it easy man I'm gonna kill you now or I can relieve you of this gift black gift in a split second you won't enjoy yourself the rest of your life all I want Samurai's address is address it's over there the class go get it okay nothing here this damn thing here I think nothing here a lot leave him alone leave him alone I love cutting people huh now you're gonna get it [Applause] now that is real professional I thought so no phone foreign me too [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [ __ ] you maybe some other time right now I want to know where your Samurai I don't know you tell me where he is I'm on his address now [Music] yes it burns and it's gonna burn more now you tell me where he is [Music] thank you [Music] ah happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Jennifer happy birthday to you you thought of everything well you can have a birthday without a cake thank you you're welcome [Music] foreign foreign get out of your house I mean I mean fast get out fast man well guys are looking for you oh yeah what happened [Music] come on just get out fast I'll explain later okay they're coming after you [Music] looks like they're already here gotta go [Music] all right come on foreign [Music] thank you listen don't worry get back inside [Music] but you'll never get away from me foreign [Music] [Music] where the hell have you been I've been worried sick about you there's nothing to worry about that's easy for you to say Mr Fujiyama was very angry he made arrangements for your birthday he got you presents I don't care I don't want to ever do anything for me again what what's the matter with you the man has been good to you I don't give a damn and you know why because I'm in love [Music] I should fire both of you you never brought me one of those bats have been alive so I can nail them with something and because of you I'm about to about to fire it I'm going to lose my pension that means my future's gone but you know something I don't give a [ __ ] there's only one thing in this world I want I want you to find that [ __ ] Japanese gangster I want you to kill him and I want you to kill every one of his men I want you to turn his house into a bloodbath don't leave anybody alive They're All Dead you and all three of us will turn our badges in say goodbye to it I'll beat up this police course for good now you're talking all right see you captain see in hell school friends [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] they're here boss where's your girl she's down in the basement the mother they kept in the Villa use it finish him okay thank you [Music] go watch the other door [Music] behind him get back [Music] what happened [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] thank you all right Samurai drop your gun or your sweetheart will be dead all I want to do is get out of this country I thought you were fond of her yes I was before you came in now that she loves you you have to worry about her life not me neither do I drop it drop it I'll shoot you take it easy Frank go ahead and shoot her head will be blown off before I go down now wait a minute wait a minute hold on how do I know if I drop my gun you won't shoot me well for one thing I don't want any more trouble with the police [ __ ] the minute we disarm he's gonna shoot drop the gun Frank I don't want Jennifer hurt he's not stupid he doesn't want to do the killing himself go ahead and drop it Frank you American cops aren't as smart as I thought you were your cinnamon always gets in the way of your intelligence [Music] you're smart in every way except one thing what's that with all his money and success he's not as smart as I am to do what put on a bulletproof vest man I got one more thing to take care of what Yamashita he's still alive [Music] hey come on it's lunch time you're gonna be ready foreign [Music] [Music] don't worry [Music] all right damn it [Music] hey guys the cops are here come on come on guys [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you now machine is here watch out let's split up [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] go get my sword Hey Joe so they call you Samurai let's see how good you are with the sword samurai super cup [Music] come on try me [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] ah [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] you lost you lost face you know the code of the bushida kill me [Music] those are your cup [Music] boy what is he doing no leave him alone Samurai he wants to Die With Honor [Music] thank you [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music]
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Length: 88min 6sec (5286 seconds)
Published: Mon May 15 2023
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