Sabrewulf VS Jon Talbain (Killer Instinct VS Darkstalkers) | DEATH BATTLE!

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to find out who would win a death battle deep in the heart of germany's black forest lies the ruins of saber wolf castle home to a monster of unspeakable ferocity i mean duh it's called saber wolf castle what else do you expect but that monster used to be a man baron conrad von saberwolf once an aristocrat of wealth and status his life would drastically change the day he discovered a secret laboratory deep within the castle's bowels he stumbled onto a treasure trove of monster hunting weapons and relics straight out of his family's secret history including a mysterious large claw which he accidentally cut himself on upon the light of the next full moon the baron transformed into a vampire no a werewolf this is the werewolf episode come on whiz spooky castle in the middle of nowhere a weird cursed artifact he's got vaughn in his name this is totally a vampire backstory no that's for next year on that night baron sabrewolf became a bloodthirsty beast you know the name really screwed him from the start there almost like it was destiny while originating as early as classical antiquity the fable of men turning into wolves under a full moon is a staple of european folklore real-life victims of so-called lycanthropy most likely suffered from porphyria hypertrophosis or rabies cb rampaged all over the country killing everyone he found cause as a big hairy demon dog being a werewolf means your strength speed and tough height are off the charts oh and it makes you great at basketball with his razor sharp claws saberwolf can easily tear through solid steel also any one of his cuts can potentially pass his curse to new victims but he's pretty happy using those claws to brutally rush down any foe with a howl to the sky sabrewolf can amp himself up or tap into his killer instinct to enter a feral rage in this state any sense of shame or repression is eliminated as he truly becomes a mindless monster it also increases his chip damage and allows him to cancel auto doubles into other auto yeah yeah it makes him even more stronger and faster we get it and to top it off he can summon bats that are on fire gotta be honest not sure where this one comes from he's a vampire in a fursuit called it after a night of painting the town red with blood saber wolf awoke to the nightmare that would be the rest of his life yeah he wasn't exactly a fan of the whole werewolf thing so he did anything he could to stop being a full moon furry but science and magic couldn't cut it he descended into madness but eventually found a possible savior your friendly neighborhood soul crushing mega corporation ultra tech aka evil walmart you're just walmart ultra tech promised saber wolf a cure for his lycanthropy but in reality their experiments only gave him cybernetic implants in his arm cool and extended his werewolf form to last indefinitely oh oh so cool but saber wolf was none the wiser in return for a cure that would never come he agreed to fight on ultratech's behalf in their killer instinct tournament what a goober this [ __ ] ran around a creepy castle bumped into something sharp like a dumbass and now he might not even be potty trained then he got duped by the most obviously evil company ever to ruin his life even more this guy is either the unluckiest schmuck on the planet or just high off his ass on opium actually he was dangerously addicted to opiates for a time which only drove him further into madness wow this guy's life sucks regardless saber wolf was a fierce competitor within the killer instinct tournament he battled and defeated a nez perce warrior thunder the metallic super soldier fulgore and an actual dinosaur he's certainly among a high tier of the competition like tusk who can summon freaking meteors out of this guy based on how large this projectile is its impact should be equivalent to over a kiloton of tnt sure sabi can't magically call down space rocks but he can survive a hit like that and dish it back in the tournament he won 17 fights in a row until he met the warrior monk jacob yeah protagonist right and he got his hairy cheeks left by an alien mcflurry named lazious but even after the tournament sabrewolf proved strong enough to tear out his own cybernetic implants while conducting experiments on him ultratech's android ceo arya had noted that the older a werewolf gets the more vicious and skilled it becomes while the loss in strength and agility is negligible and he brewed it in his rematch with glaciers who's the clapper of cheeks now you projectile spamming snow cone most impressive considering glaciers once got the drop on arya whom according to an official novella can react within a nanosecond holy crap he's not just your average werewolf he's a super werewolf the fighting tournament ass kicker though he will sadly always be on the hunt for a cure that doesn't exist saber wolf is one of the most dangerous monsters and men to ever live welcome to the demon realm of makai a dimension inhabited by powerful beings known as dark stalkers basically your classic hollywood movie monster is mixed with anime powers makai is ruled by several noble clans including the croots a family of beasts like werewolves including one prominent member baraba the wolf lord who had a son named galen which means hungry wolf really thinking outside the box with that one huh perhaps you'd prefer his english name john talbane yeah but his dad is named a freaking wolf lord that's so awesome it almost makes me forget he's a total deadbeat just like my dad did i say that out loud things got worse one of the wolf lord's enemies the demon jetta sent an assassin to kill jon's mother dick move moms are off limits now a werewolf and an orphan john grew up pretty pissed off at just about everything especially the humans that hunted him when he transformed in the light of a full moon jon can't help but embrace his crew's heritage and under a red blood moon he risks losing all sense of self and becoming a ravenous beast jon's story was about the same as any werewolves until he happened upon a man who was also half monster and who defeated jon in combat with martial arts hell yeah i keep telling people the only way to solve violence is with a good pair of nunchucks john's new friend did not offer violence but control seeing little other option john accepted a life with his new sensei well we don't know for sure what fighting style he was trained in based on the time period location and its stance we can guess that he was learning shotokan karate inspired by bushido and zen buddhism shotokan karate's focus is on controlled calm a strong defense and a rejection of unnecessary violence basically the exact opposite of being a werewolf well sign me up for his doggy dojo cause i have no idea how all that zen stuff translates to moves like his climb chaser and wild circular rejection of unnecessary violence my ass this dude's just showing off by embracing his werewolf speed jon can bash foes with his nunchaku and move so fast he appears to be in two places at once and by tapping into his inner energy you know key jon can perform the beast cannon and rock it around the room like a doggy meteor of pain but that's nothing compared to the almighty dragon cannon oh yeah so much for being zen right that dragon can incinerate a whole wall john's training seemed to do the trick until his master was killed by a group of bandits where was your flaming dragon there man enraged yet again by the cruelty of mankind but tempered by his master's compassion jon became conflicted over his role in a morally grey world unwilling to fight but always ready and by combining his martial arts skills with his natural werewolf powers he became a wolf man to be reckoned with his razor sharp claws can slice through steel and even punch holes in powerful dark stalkers like lilith he's also got those great doggo senses like super hearing and smell to demonstrate i've modulated dummy's senses up to the same degree as those of a wolf i see you find my frequent humiliation amusing oh i do in open climates wolf ears can hear sounds up to 10 miles away boomstick somebody is outside stealing your dune buggy no dude wait really and their sense of smell is over a hundred times greater than that of a humans oh good the feet got away what did you smell that told you that salt lots and lots of salt with nothing but grit in a thick layer of what i'm sure is unreasonably suffered that you just want to spritz behind the ears john has survived an onslaught of missiles from the monster hunter bb hood wait wait who gave little red riding hood military grade ordinance i want to shake their hand we've seen john dodge bullets up close but he's bragged about being as fast as light speed sure jan i mean john andy can take down these 5 500 pound alien robots called heat souls which can fly through outer space also it's worth mentioning that dark stalkers society is broken up into different classes based on the strength and power of the individual john is a b plus class dark stalker which is way above average so it makes sense to compare him to other b-plus classers to gauge his limits like anacars who sank all of ancient egypt underground or qb who could lift a massive beehive high above this castle based on its size relative to the castle this hive would have to weigh over 30 million tons that's like lifting over 300 aircraft carriers and john's way more jack than she is and imagine getting stung by one of those bees even with his amazing power after decades of torment jon had resigned himself to a life of misery and solitude until he met the cutest cat girl around now we all know cats are usually super evil and satan's presence on earth but felicia taught him that humans actually aren't so bad wait wait so years of martial arts discipline couldn't temper his bad side but getting laid dude you know what i i believe in as far as we know they're just friends yeah and i'm sure the internet could give you 34 good reasons why that's [ __ ] wiz well despite what deviantart thinks felicia would help john conquer his dark side literally like he literally fought his dark side and killed it i always thought that was supposed to be like metaphor stuff but i guess that isn't the weirdest thing we've talked about and with that victory jon finally claimed dominance over his monstrous identity and committed himself to a life of compassion but john will always be a dark stalker if he relapses he'll be as deadly as ever there will always be a monster inside of him just waiting to be let loose existence with humans is impossible that is why we are called dark stalkers all right the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities but speaking of howling in the middle of the night let's talk about bluetooth this episode is sponsored by bluechu bluechu is the fast and easy way to enhance your performance so you're always ready to go blueju brings you the first chewable 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tonight i'll make an exception i think i need to see a therapist dude tell them how awesome that was saber wolf was a ferocious foe but jon had a lot going for him in most regards for instance jon was trained in genuine martial arts and practiced them for decades while saber wolf relied entirely on instant you mean killer instinct eh you're no fun but hey remember how savey defeated glacius who attacked arya in less than a nanosecond technically that put saberwolf's reaction capability well within light speed which jon claimed he could match but that was just bragging right hardly though sweet till units john fought were capable of flying across the galaxy hundreds of millions of light years in only a short time this is important because fellow dark stalkers morgan and dimitri have intercepted wheatsels in mid-flight combat yeah those two are a-classers but b-plus darkstalkers like jon have kept up with the higher classes in speed plenty of times now bb hood can and she's a c-class when it comes to the darkstalker class system speed is much less a factor than power and energy levels to be frank even if jon was half morgan's speed he'd still be faster than saber wolf so if anything he wasn't bragging enough he was way stronger too qb's also a b-plus dark stalker and she lifted that 30 million ton beehive way more than anything saber wolf can pull off and when it came to ranged options i think a flaming inferno key dragon beats out a lone discount fire bat any day while his application is different we can gauge the level of key jon has at his disposal by factoring anacarus sinking all of egypt so the only logical thing to do was measure the total weight of ancient egypt no really we did that most buildings in the period were made of clay bricks and about 4.3 meters tall adding the known volume of the pyramids and considering additional land we determined anacarso's key had to be strong enough to move a civilization weighing over 1.2 trillion tons and that's not even counting all the people or cats they get a shitload of cats now that sounds crazy for an old-school horror monster like a mummy or a werewolf but dark stalkers aren't quite like the classics at this fight's core though jon won because of the kind of werewolf he was through years of struggle saberwolf never found any means to tame his savagery while jon had successfully managed to regulate his wild side giving a level of precision skill and control the poor baron couldn't even begin to understand saber wolf was vicious and unrelenting but jon had the training the power and yes the flaming inferno dragons to score a brutal victory brutal doesn't even cut it i mean how much blood was that you know it had to be at least a gallon the winner is john talbane thanks for watching this episode of death battle come back next week to see previews of our upcoming matchups if you want to watch more stuff you can click the boxes right around here and you can always pick up some db merch at 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Id: eGWYkn5as1E

Length: 20min 0sec (1200 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 01 2020