Bill Cipher VS Discord (Gravity Falls VS My Little Pony) | DEATH BATTLE!

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this episode of death battle is sponsored by DraftKings and betterhelp Bill Cipher the dealer Terror from Gravity Falls Discord the devilish draconicus from My Little Pony the Mighty the righteous the profound and the profane we have featured all manner of warrior on death battle before but none as silly as these two apocalyptic goofballs he's whizzing and Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle within the forests of Central Oregon rest The Rustic Lumber Town of Gravity Falls oh hey there's Old Man McGucket and would you look at that and who could forget that little polished turd Gideon gleeful but despite its looks Gravity Falls is less Mayberry and more Twin Peaks I've been studying what I call the unified theory of weirdness much like gravity weirdness acts as a force warping space and attracting bizarre phenomena to certain areas like the Bermuda Triangle or Denny's at 3am and Gravity Falls is one of those places in fact it's the largest weirdness magnet in the entire world rainbow vomiting gnomes The Fearsome multi-bear the dilapidated Mystery Shack and most terrifying of all a trillion-year-old alien spoken of only in Whispers The foulest Creature to ever bless Fame upon this beautiful land Bill Cipher no actually doesn't look so bad hey look his little head don't be fooled by Bill's goofy demeanor underneath the deadpan one-liners lies the Cold Black Heart of a genocidal Madman after obliterating his home Dimension and killing everyone in it bill was on the run from the interdimensional authority so he settled in the chaotic nightmare realm turning it into his own personal Kingdom but he quickly set his sights on an even bigger prize our own Universe unable to break through the dimensional barriers on his own he spent Millennia trying to trick poor unsuspecting humans to open the front door and if Bill escapes rude is a being made of pure energy able to craft a physical body out of nothing and then change that shape to grow to planetary scales he can regenerate any part of himself including his own Spirit Phil can move objects with his mind duplicate himself and see into the future he can bring in animate objects to life shoot lasers and fire and control your dreams like Freddy Krueger but Bill isn't just some magician he can warp reality as much as he pleases he controls space matter gravity time and can even mess with the fourth wall though he's most known for his control over souls he can see and interact with normally invisible Spirits blow holes through them and even eradicate them from existence and should an unwitting Pawn make a deal with a dream demon he can possess their bodies which would have been good to know when I started talking to him [Laughter] finally I've been watching YouTube boobs for a while the pyramids the dollar bill anything made in my image I can see through I see everything [Laughter] yay new kohu oh why does my jaw hurt well it wasn't long before Bill Came Upon Gravity Falls and the Pines family namely the brilliant scientist Stanford Pines who spent decades traveling the Multiverse to find a way to defeat bill for good after almost accidentally unleashing him in the first place turns out it would be his niece and nephew twins Mabel and Dipper Pines who would end up being Bill's greatest enemies hard to believe perhaps especially when Bill finally managed to oh geez his way through the walls of our Cosmos and enter Gravity Falls reaching his full power and kicking off Skyline we've got Hench Maniacs on the loose Madness bubbles flying Every Which Way making things go all kinds of crazy and a weirdness wave threatening to warp all of reality and not just our universe without the nightmare realm holding him back given enough time Bill's Power threatened the Multiverse and given his control over time and space bill can move as fast as he damn well pleases especially when his mind can view an infinite Kaleidoscope of possibilities all at once as bill says himself he exists in a state of quantum uncertainty with hell right similar to Irwin Schrodinger's hypothetical cat Bill exists in two possible States at once perpetually unresolved everything he is he is also not though he has one great weakness unicorn hair Yes actually what are the odds similar to garlic or silver unicorn hair serves as a key ingredient to barriers that can block otherworldly beings like Bill which can also drain them of their power while unicorn hair barriers did prevent bill from breaking into the shacktron they failed to nullify his magic his actual greatest weakness is his unbelievable ego his complete and utter disdain for Humanity ultimately proved to be the opening the Pines needed tricked into entering the mind of Ford scumbag brother Stanley just as it was being erased Bill invoked the almighty Axolotl in a desperate bid to survive Bill's prayers were answered but in a way he never expected he would be reincarnated in 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bets expire 7 days after issuance eligibility and deposit restrictions apply please play responsibly on behalf of Boot Hill Casino and Resort Once Upon a Time Equestria was under attack plagued by the rampaging Spirit of disharmony whose only goal was to spread chaos and unhappiness throughout the land until the twin princesses of the Sun and Moon Celestia and Luna use the all-powerful Elements of Harmony to turn him to Stone kicking the can down the road I see lots of luck yes because as with seemingly all magical prisons it didn't last forever eventually this being of Madness and destruction Broke Free and Discord had returned I know what you're thinking dear Lord what good God's name is that thing Discord is a draconicus or Dragon horse and also deer goat snake flying eagle lizard and a bat oh part of a complete balance breakfast despite looking like a Build-A-Bear grab bag he doesn't seem so bad kind of annoying but in a lovable moncapitan kind of way there's certainly some truth in that while initially one of our Pony's most potent foes Discord is not inherently evil just chaotic uh big Jolly jerk that sets fire to things that can't burn just like me but it's not like you to find a lot of common ground with My Little Pony I mean you're usually like ah the only good Pony is the horse mate Moss saying that's disgusting whiz or sweet goes and burritos but really having a daughter changes a man it softens your cold hard edges get it like with Discord who became best buddies with the Pony Fluttershy and uh gas Pals with everyone else by default cluttershy is best Pony Discord is chaos incarnate and is empowered by causing as much pandemonium as possible likewise if he betrays his true nature it can cause his soul to weaken and possibly cause him to fade away entirely not a problem when his powers allowed to mess stuff up as much as he likes full on reality warper and plays with the laws of physics like they were Silly putting Discord can manipulate Space by teleporting reshaping his body and transmuting matter he can mess with your mind and erase your memory he can control time and travel through it he can even remove mathematical Dimensions turning objects to D he also has instant access to powerful items such as grogar's bill train foes of their magic power and transfer it to others phasing clones possession and visibility the list goes on he can move the Sun and Moon and rip apart the fabric of reality and if his physical body is destroyed he can keep going as a spirit honestly it'd be quicker to list of all the things Discord can't do starting with uh yep the end he can do anything he can think of even obliterate the fourth wall he's turned the page of the comic he's on talked directly to the reader referenced everything from Bob Ross to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and even change the very genre of the story he's in no My Boomstick sense is tingling I have matured enough to appreciate the cupcakes and rainbows whiz but there's no amount of character development that will ever make me ready for another Deadpool yeah damn it oh please any similarity is down to your line producer refusing to Green Light complex animation I should be just as insulted by your attempt to force me into dreary fisticuffs but when it comes to my geometric rival I'm not about to be upstaged well I find it fascinating that you seem to draw energy from disharmony I'd love to study how it played a part in freeing you from internal imprisonment and even in resubstantiating your very essence well if all you want is to experience substantiation what the ah good no no [Music] well I'm never recovering from that emotionally I don't think anybody could oh look Blissful ignorance at the bottom of this can with discord's powers Pinkie Pie could have turned the entire universe into icing what that meant for the laws of physics is anyone's guess he's basically at the top of the pony power hierarchy even compared to the alternate reality threat the pony of Shadows who could overrun all existence in the Multiverse given enough time or his ex-partner Cosmos literally malice incarnate with identical Powers whom he sealed away in the Stars Discord once flew from the Horsehead nebula to Equestria and kept accelerating so much he went backwards in time that was just him trying to make it to tea time with his bestie but discord's Power may be his greatest weakness since almost nothing can threaten him his Carefree attitude can leave him vulnerable to being caught off guard like when T-Rex the magic devouring demon Centaur tricked Discord and stole his powers even still Discord has shed his villain has passed and been made an honorary hero happy to help out his Pony Pals from time to time or occasionally make things worse that's what you get when you're best friends with the spirit of chaos incarnates I would know ah buddy get over here yeah uh [Music] foreign [Music] death battle is sponsored by betterhelp have you ever been up late at 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better help visit betterhelp.com death battle today to get 10 off your first month that's betterhelph-help.com death battle thank you all right the combatants are set we've run the data through all possibilities it's time for a death battles [Music] boy pasting all this bootleg merchandise together sure took a lot of glue you think your friends make their own ah friends of a friend ah but there's an idea Celestia today Bill Cipher learned an important lesson about friendship [Music] s [Music] enjoy your just dessert [Music] man come on [Music] foreign euclidean for my taste [Music] [Music] [Music] his show is worse the code of honor to work [Music] stalemate is getting dull how about a different game sure I love checkers fish you're messing with my mind oh this is my stick you hack we may be evenly matched bill but I've seen your show my two-dimensional nuisance and I know how oh you think we're equals that you're safe in here you blow every cloud seeing God [Music] well it was worth a try but still I'm surprised you don't recognize your old phone no no [Music] no no no no no no no no no no no no no no ah no big deal I've done this once already Wanna Make a Deal oh hey that's my line Public Service Announcement if a yellow triangle in a top hat offers you a Faustian bargain please do not accept he might be angry at us this fight was almost dead even they can both manipulate space and time to such a degree that speed is essentially meaningless and both at their Peak could control their universes possibly even the Multiverse sure Discord could potentially drain Bill's energy with the bewitching bill but remember the shack Tron while the Unicorn hair barrier stopped bill from entering its magic nullifying Aura was not effective on him if he wasn't drained of his power by extensive contact with that it's unlikely the Bell would do the same so is two characters who can do basically anything how would they even kill each other both can restore their bodies from nothing but only bill has been shown regenerating damage to his Spirit likewise even in a weakened State bill has been able to manipulate and damage Spirits himself which is extremely useful considering we know fully erasing Discord will kill him wild discord's trickery May frustrate bill for a while his ability to see an infinite kaleidoscope and literally tell the future would let him cut through the tricks and vaporize him Body and Soul now it is worth remembering that bill has been defeated before when he was trapped in a mine that was being erased and Discord head oh the tools to replicate something like that however that scenario relied on Bill's Tunnel Vision on invading Ford Pines mind specifically as well as his myopic underestimation of a slowly humans against other Cosmic beings like time baby he went for the kill immediately for the record Discord has been tricked in the pants too they both had their fair share of embarrassing moments and they're both smarter than their mistakes at their best the real difference is that Discord is consistently more Carefree in his approach he's used to being Superior to those around him and has been shown not to take threats seriously until it's too late like with T-Rex another crafty manipulative schemer kind of like Bill with his trillion years of reality destroying malevolence bill was able to take advantage of discord's Carefree attitude and get the opportunity to land a killing blue first Discord was incredibly powerful unpredictable and fearsomely persistent but Phil's powers and ruthless instincts gave him the edge he needed Discord could try every angle but Bill just had his eye on the prize uh the winner is Bill Cipher thanks for watching and hey are you a death battle member we've got a ballot going on right now where members get to choose a matchup for the next season so click that join button and jump into our Champions Discord
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Length: 19min 57sec (1197 seconds)
Published: Mon Sep 11 2023
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