Ryan Reynolds being naturally funny for 18 minutes straight

you're so old you make dust look like a baby i'm just literally on the verge of like a mental breakdown i'm trying to process that right okay it's ryan reynolds oh you punch a couple hundred orphans and suddenly you're mean i don't this is what i don't understand what did he say what [Music] so you're wearing this robe and then all of a sudden the robe catches fire and then you so the robe is off yeah and you you do this incredible fight scene and you're you're naked naked there's nothing no no it's just yeah right i mean yeah you guys you're gonna see things that you shouldn't see uh and you just kind of go for i kind of got an idea what it's like to maybe work in the adult film industry you're just sort of like by lunchtime you're just like you know greek salad is good isn't it and you're just totally nude standing there at the line yeah you just lose that sort of filter for a minute there i'm not above taking my clothes off for money that's the bottom line huh what oh my god [Music] [Applause] [Music] played hannibal king waiting national lampoon's van wilder oh yeah green lantern sorry [Applause] and you seem to i mean you brought your daughter by herself here so you love being a dad um i know a lot of things but i don't know about that i love it it's like it's really kind of made me a better person i think you know i i sort of miss being horrible well yeah it's it's hard like you know everybody has it's always a challenge to kids it's like you know i think of like blinking now is like tiny little breaks all day um but you know that's a dream you know i'm gonna warn you because this is gonna taste unlike anything you've ever tried before how do you know what i've tried i don't feel so good that's true i've had some mental years so we'll see i you know what here's what's what's cheaper and easier is like let's just skip showbiz and enroll you right into cocaine no no no no no no that's bad advice that's bad showbiz is not good for kids it's not no i i feel like we should know this by now right you yes but parents everywhere are like yeah let's just put them in a movie unsupervised i know yeah that's great i will say the business can't get last time he was here he was promoting deadpool which became the highest grossing r rated film ever yes i did that and you would do it too for a chance that happened that happened the ninth highest grossing film of 2016 wow grossed over 783 million dollars all while aiming for the middle you know wow oh god i love aviation gin so much i bought the company to prove it take three shots of gin but before each one okay say before each one say something you love about hugh jackman okay all right here we go i have daughters to raise oh i have to before each one okay um uh hugh jackman has uh eyebrow implants abras on fleek the [ __ ] a lot of people don't know that does it say something nice or just say facts it's just anything okay facts are good [Applause] [Music] yeah of course you do but i love the first as well so i just think why can't we say the sequel is better than um oh jess is good you know i don't know blade trinity okay or uh ripd or uh i'll just kick i'm not going through my resume okay is ryan reynolds related to ryan gosling canada had sex with america and then they made the two of them and they're twins and both of them tried to eat each other in the womb but they didn't they survived and because of the trauma they both became actors and that's why the two of them are actors and who they are i can't feel my life they ask you how you are you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they would never understand what um shout anyway so hello my name is maito and i am eight years old hey michael you will win in the fight my mum or childhood michael this is gonna be a life lesson for you right now i mean a charizard would wipe your mother right out so let's just avoid the entire confrontation if we can in fact let's work on our dialogue skills words can be powerful that is our first lesson there is yeah mirror empathize and validate with the charizard before it takes your life horribly buckle up buckle up right you feel any pressure to to like do you care after you make so much money do you even care if it flops or not how do you i work for 20th century fox what do you think i'm paid and spit in insults blake who is sitting right there who is everything to me uh you are the best thing the best thing that has ever happened to me second only to this star on the hollywood fans [Applause] oh yeah give me that i got this one right here oh god mine are going to be what is jake this could just end right there she is a [ __ ] what is jake gyllenhaal the [ __ ] a [ __ ] a [ __ ] a [ __ ] keep it kind of analog it's good yeah because she's four and then you had another one with blake uh recently how old is that child that happened from sex and um yes we had uh just fyi um it uh is that she's two uh-huh yeah so she's just just turned two so you've only had sex the twice yeah okay because it's it's a mercenary job you know so yeah you know it's just clinical yeah i am very uncomfortable with the energy that we've created in the studio today and you mentioned that now you have three daughters congratulations thank you how does that feel how did that change the dynamic in the house uh it felt like we added a whole new daughter what does jake john call what does he eat well funny you should ask don't don't don't don't do it baby pandas uh when you reference other movies or characters in other movies or i mean that is that a licensing thing or is it just a if it is we are screwed why do you up so much why do i swear so much ruxin when have you ever heard me swear i never swear what ever why the [ __ ] you lying not even once i feel like you're on the ropes here i've read some studies that say that people who swear are possibly more intelligent so i hope one day you have the option to swear and choose not to that's probably the higher power braxton be a better person than all of us baxter be better than me it's up to you now i've always wanted to say that at a funeral the [ __ ] get some help what time was jake gyllenhaal born i think was born early in the morning i'm pretty sure i was made early in the morning my dad he doesn't pull out of anything okay let's move on i'm the friendly neighborhood wolverine yes exactly yeah wolverine is a lot like spiderman except wolverine has testicles up yeah yes i don't feel so good um so we talked to mark ruffalo recently and he said that sorry i know he's real hard work yeah i know right in hollywood yeah the rooms are true yeah she's yeah i guess she says she has a few words in her vocabulary she's out she sees me all over the place because right now the deadpool advertising's everywhere so when we go into new york city it's on top of the i don't know how she i'm in a mask i mean what do you you know but yeah she knows that's me so well obviously you've worn that around the house yeah yeah yeah yeah only wednesday nights yeah did you go to the mac gala did i uh no i didn't in fact i went to on a press tour so i didn't have to go to the met gap i said what i said does ryan reynolds what oh martial arts well yes this fist right here for example jillian's dude that's the creepy three yeah like butter like like hot butter like a knife to hot butter that's the creepiest hand yeah so ready yeah i hate to sound so canadian but i really like all my co-stars even the ones that are awful you're so bad in goonies that when you come on screen people don't drink they punch themselves in the dick for five straight minutes you wanna know what no i am gonna leave [Music] my god it's hot you just got to push through let's see the pain [Music] it's like molten lava [Music] you're not reacting at all but it's really good i'm legally dead inside right now really that second bite right there took me right over the edge okay i saw my grandpa oh my grandma okay finally got to say those things to my father i'd always wanted to say but i'm back now okay my soul has re-entered my body okay let's move on you smell so bad nah i can hear it hmm yeah yeah after the success of the first deadpool how many friends of yours were calling you like hey can i get a cameo or a part or anything in there oh my god i mostly uh i shut everybody out this let me in i shut everybody out let me in please whatever [Music] josh what's your favorite color that's funny favorite color mediocre i can see right through you right now so i have a twin brother no incredible no no no i don't i ate my twin brother in the womb okay uh and i'm gonna be playing a little thing called snack wars is it called a cloche i worked in the restaurant industry for years and i had no idea because i worked in shitholes hey ryan i just want to say man congratulations i watched a lot of your movies you had me laughing at a lot of movies and i feel that i feel you need more recognition way way more because you're a very good actor well thank you james my god my mother paid you to call in this house i just want to be appreciated this is a once-in-a-lifetime connection and then a few years later i met my wife and i was like oh i guess a once in a lifetime connection can happen twice and then we had our children and that's when i realized that i love gin i'm kidding what i love about doing interviews with lad bible is um the diabetes i like to just get super serious and stuff like that so even when their kids are like 10 or something like that the key is actually just taking them out when you're running past them you don't want to pass them so much as you wanna like kneecap are you competitive with your own children absolutely crazy this new straight jacket uh okay this is this is i i can't it feels sticky and and sad this is my childhood my childhood's in this is in the is in the fudge wait a damn minute it feels sticky that's suspicious why ryan reynolds gotta start you supposed to do this he paid for it not sure you know what though you know what my wife doesn't realize though why is that she calls me mama too ah seriously that's very interesting she she she calls me i had to have to literally sit her down and tell her that the penises don't work that way yeah i know yeah they're not you know you explain this all to her yes oh yes yes she understands she gets it she gets it yeah man they need to put you back up bro but i appreciate your time man thank you man i appreciate it say hi to atlanta all right he's like he's saying it won't be as bad unless you're in it you know what i mean oh maybe i misunderstood that sorry i'm i'm conditioned to receive only negative sorry appreciation guys i mean i have seen frozen with my daughters so so many times and people don't know there's a lot of parents don't know this if you play frozen backwards it's actually a shot for shot remake of the exorcist yes i did that that would obviously enrage a lot of parents [Applause] oh there's all kind wow don't even look at that you've barfed up your whole childhood that's the first time you ever barfed on your own show all right no that's my superpower making people smile yes all the time that's true i'm smiling with several body parts right now what's the question again i have read you have to do two little girls at home i've heard you don't want them to go into show business no no mostly because i'm against child abuse often people will just fire it right back you don't have to i suggest since you have a red carpet event just give it a little sip it's a little sip baffle okay and okay okay that's great i don't want them to end sync it because then sink is still technically on hiatus but then in sync wait do they actually say they're on hiatus they're on hiatus i know this as well they never finish this like yeah and i'm on hiatus from fiona garcinski in the 10th grade you know she's not coming back ryan yeah so uh yeah that's that'll i think that's a permanent hiatus it's just so good little high school pricks you could you could shove your name you can shove your nae song up your ass calm down now the nae nae song you don't think that'll last that won't be around 20 years that'll be the nae song you watch um yeah right now deadpool's like i'm i'm i i think in my my kid's mind i'm spider-man whatever you see yeah yeah but when they see the movie you know spider-man will be dead to them um [Music] now this movie is about flying high yeah tell me the last time you experimented with drugs which one you did this for what why not why why not the [ __ ] how was it and do you have any right now uh no no no yeah like there's there's there i always think like let's put your kid if you put your kid in show business just skip the showbiz part just put them straight into a rehab right like i could i can't i don't i love that mark put his kids in like in the background or something like that but if i if i have like i see people who are like oh no i want my child to be like you know the star of something i was like like have you do you have no access to outside information have you ever read a newspaper don't do that daddy chill now how much of hugh jackman's immense success is raw talent and how much is just advantageous bone structure thank you coming from sexiest man alive 2012 10. yeah we're the old model i'm very thankful for this and i'm really considering to join the team get over don't answer now take care really sleep on it we'll call you don't kill us so what does ryan reynolds use in his hair uh mostly just mostly just swamp water it's actually done exclusively with politician spit so that's how you get this look i hope that you learned more about me today than you knew before i really did i really did feel closer to you yeah high five [Music] you stupid pinky as they say in french uh je biles do flem [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 18min 0sec (1080 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 25 2021