LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RYAN GOSLING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> THANK YOU! THANK YOU. IT'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK HOSTING SNL. I'M HERE BECAUSE OF MY NEW MOVIE, "THE FALL GUY" WITH EMILY BLUNT! SO DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY JOKES ABOUT KEN. BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY. KEN AND I, WE HAD TO BREAK UP. WE WENT TOO DEEP. AND IT'S OVER. SO I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT. I ACTUALLY AM GONNA TALK ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I HAVE TO. BECAUSE -- THANK YOU. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PLAY A CHARACTER THAT HARD, THAT LONG, JUST LETTING GO JUST FEELS LIKE A BREAKUP. AND FOR PROCESSING A BREAKUP, THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN HELP, THE MUSIC OF THE GREAT TAYLOR SWIFT. ♪♪ ♪ I SHREDDED VENICE BEACH, IT'S TRUE, MY CLOTHES WERE TIGHT, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THAT SPANDEX FELT SO RIGHT ♪ ♪ I LEFT MY ROLLER BLADES IN THAT BIG PINK HOUSE, BUT I STILL GOT THAT FUR COAT, AND I'LL WEAR IT RIGHT NOW ♪ ♪♪ ♪ OH, THAT SWEET DEFINITION OF MY WASH BOARD ABS, SINGING INDIGO GIRLS IN THE CAR WITH BABS ♪ ♪ IF I SAID THAT I WAS DOING FINE, YOU KNOW I'D BE LYING, BECAUSE I WAS JUST KEN, AND NOW I'M JUST RYAN ♪ >> NO, NO, NO, NO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HI, EMILY BLUNT. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M PROMOTING OUR MOVIE. >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. WE HAD A WHOLE FULL GAME PLAN. IT WAS GOING TO BE EPIC. I WAS GOING TO HIT YOU WITH THINGS. INSTEAD YOU'RE SINGING ABOUT KEN, AGAIN. >> BUT IT'S NOT TOTALLY UNRELATED. I LISTEN TO THIS SONG IN "THE FALL GUY" WHILE THINKING ABOUT A BREAKUP. I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. >> DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT, THOUGH, RYAN? >> NO. >> YOU'RE KENNING RIGHT NOW, AND I HATE THAT'S EVEN A VERB. TAKE THE COAT OFF. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. COME ON. >> YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. >> GUYS, I DON'T MEAN TO BE HARSH, BUT, RYAN, YOU HAVE TO MOVE ON. IT'S TIME. >> I KNOW. I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. >> OKAY. >> I JUST CAN'T. ♪ 'CUZ HERE WE ARE AGAIN ON OUR TECHNICOLOR BEACH, I DIDN'T REALLY ASK HER, IT WAS JUST OUT OF REACH ♪ ♪ I WAS THERE, BEACH BLOND HAIR, NOW IT'S TIME TO WISH KEN FAREWELL ♪ >> YEAH. THAT'S HOW THIS IS GONNA GO. >> WHAT THE HELL, EMILY! >> YOU WERE A STUNT MAN, AND YOU CAN TAKE A HIT. AND LOOK HOW COOL THAT WAS. RIGHT? >> STUNT MAN. THAT IS PRETTY COOL. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WOULD THINK THAT'S COOL? KEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> KEN'S DEAD. ALL RIGHT? KEN IS DEAD. >> BUT EMILY, YOU WERE IN "OPPENHEIMER" LAST SUMMER. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I MEAN, EXACTLY. I MEAN, I KNOW IT WAS AN INFERIOR MOVIE, BUT. >> I MEAN, IT WASN'T. WE LIKE WON EVERYTHING, ACTUALLY. >> BUT DID YOU WIN PEOPLE'S HEARTS? I DON'T THINK SO. BUT DON'T YOU EVER MISS IT? >> I MEAN -- ♪ FATHER OF THE ATOM BOMB AND A BOTTLE OF JACK, I USED TO BE THE ALCOHOLIC WIFE OF A DUDE IN THE HAT ♪ ♪ TALKIN' TO ALBERT EINSTEIN, SIPPIN' A MARGARITA WITH SOME CHRISTOPHER NOLAN IN THE BACK OF THAT GIDA ♪ ♪ AND I MISS ALL MY KENS, AND I MISS KILLIAN MURPHY, AND YOU REALLY SHOULD SEE THE FALL GUY, BUT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO ♪ ♪ LET KEN GO, 'CUZ HERE WE ARE AGAIN BACK IN 2023 WITH THE BARBENHEIMER SUMMER, IT WAS JUST YOU AND ME ♪ ♪ DRUNK ON BEER, NO BODY HAIR, NOW IT'S TIME TO WISH IT ALL FAREWELL ♪ ♪ WE WERE KITTY AND KEN, AND I WISH YOU COULD HAVE SEEN US, YOU WERE LOYAL TO THE END, AND YOUR GUY HAD NO PENIS ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ MUST CONFESS, WE'RE A MESS TO IMPRESS, BUT IT'S TIME TO WISH KEN, KITTY, BOTH OF THEM FAREWELL ♪ >> FAREWELL MY SWEET PRINCE. >> NO. WOW. OH, MY GOD. IT LIT BACK UP. LOOK AT THAT. >> THAT'S RIGHT. BECAUSE KEN WILL NEVER DIE. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. CHRIS STAPLETON IS HERE. STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. EMILY BLUNT!
