Quick question, are you mad at me? >> Why? >> Because the last time I came out,
you leapt into my arms. And this time I just got a tiny. >> No. Did I really leap into your-
>> [LAUGH] >> Am I, yeah. >> Come on. Nice to see you. And thank you for having me. Having me back. >> Put me down. >> Okay. You want to stand? >> I want to stand here,
thank you so much. >> This is like I chilled out. We should do this. >> We're just hanging out. >> Yeah, just have a conversation. >> We don't take it seriously, you know? >> No.
>> We're just like people hanging out. >> Why don't people talk like
this more often on talk shows? >> [LAUGH]
>> My pants are too tight for this, can we sit down? >> Yeah, thank you. >> [LAUGH]
>> Well. >> That's good now. >> Thank you for that. >> Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was
suppose to do that every time I saw you. Now I will. Now.
>> Yeah. It's in my contract actually. >> Really? Every woman jumps into your arms? >> No, just you. >> Just me, all right. So I'm gonna get a running
start next time. >> [LAUGH]
>> Like, before you even reach here, I'm just gonna run towards you, and
you won't know which way I'm gonna jump. >> [LAUGH]
>> I, you heard it here first, you know. >> You have a new baby. Yes.
>> Yes, so you have, the first one is how old? >> She's a little over two. >> If you'd let me hang out with you I'd
know their names and know more about them, but I don't. >> [LAUGH]
>> I'm vetting you right now. It just takes a while. >> I keep wanting to hang out with you and
you won't do it. >> Well.
>> So she's two, and her name is Esmerelda? >> Esmerelda yes,
>> I'm just guessing. >> Is the oldest. >> And
then what's the other one's how old? Amada is seven months. >> Amada? >> Yes.
>> And what does that mean? >> Beloved. >> Aw, that's sweet. >> Yeah. >> In what language? >> Spanish. >> Okay.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> Should I know that? >> No.
>> [LAUGH] >> Okay. And they must be excited for Christmas. That's what Christmas is, for kids. >> I think so. I hope so.
>> Yes. >> I mean, Azey's a little, you know she
was a little too young last year, so. >> But, this year? >> I think so, yeah. >> What does she want? >> I don't think she understands that
you can ask for something just yet. >> What?
>> Yes. It's kind of a real sweet spot. You can give her anything. That's amazing. And what about Eva? What will you give her? >> Well,
I probably shouldn't say right now. >> She's not watching. >> She might. >> Just in case she's not,
say something different then. >> Something different. >> Cuz I have ideas. >> I'm gonna get us, I think we should get a Roomba for our Roomba. >> [LAUGH]
>> Do you have a Roomba? >> I don't have a Roomba. >> Does anyone have a Roomba? >> [SOUND]
>> No? >> Well she's very excited about it. >> It's a little robot
that cleans your house. >> Well it's- >> But I feel bad for
it cuz it works tirelessly, and- >> [LAUGH] >> At night, I can hear it cleaning downstairs,
and I just feel bad for it, and when it's tired it goes home, and
it docks itself, and it recharges, and if it hits your foot, it acts ashamed and
>> [LAUGH] >> It's just, it's complicated and I want to get a Roomba for
my Roomba this year. [LAUGH]
>> So it has- >> It has company. >> It has company. >> It has company. >> Put them in a room and see what happens. >> But
wouldn't they bump into each other and then go completely away from each other? >> Well, we'll find out. >> All right, so that's what you want for
your Roomba that's what you're asking for. >> All right,
I have some gift ideas for Ava. Do you know how many products
out there with your face, your image on it, there are? >> I don't wanna know. >> Well you do.
>> Okay, you're gonna tell me. >> These are nails for women that
you put on, nails, the fake nails >> [LAUGH] >> And they're your face. >> [LAUGH]
>> These. >> Seems like a terrible idea. >> Who wouldn't want to wear
your leggings, look at this. >> I wouldn't. >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> I mean, come on >> [APPLAUSE] [LAUGH] >> For sure she's gonna wanna wear those. >> [LAUGH]
>> You might wear. >> I don't think I wanna wear that. >> Yes, and
there's a Ryan Gosling coloring book. >> [LAUGH]
>> Right. >> No, it's a coloring book with your-
>> Yeah. >> Come on.
>> [LAUGH] >> Isn't that crazy? [LAUGH]
>> I need to take a good look at my life choices I think that led me to that. >> I mean,
I just don't even understand it. All this stuff was on the Internet. I found it.
It was so easy. >> I'm sorry that you all had to see that. >> [LAUGH]
>> I got you something. I know more about you than you think I do. Which is why we should hang out
because we have a lot in common. Look what I got you, a Roomba. >> [APPLAUSE] >> They're heavy. Is that like the one you have,
or is this fancier? >> It's a lot more beautiful
than the one I have. >> [APPLAUSE]
