Ruining BG3 With Cursed Mods | Baldur's Gate 3

oh my God I'm all Caked Up covered in blood this is nonsense Now Matt you broken the game so balers Gate 3 came out a few months ago and so far I have a little over 300 hours I still haven't beaten the game yet by now the game has plenty of mods so I wanted to try out some I went over to Nexus mods and thought oh maybe just one or two okay a few maybe a little bit maybe I should try this I can't believe holy I'll be playing a dragon born with the hyper Body Mod cuz I mean I mean look at him it's insane I was so caught up with the idea of a comically large big titty dummy thick dragon born that I forgot that this mod [Music] is along with the dragon inflation mod I'm playing with the artificer class mod and 5V spells after some time making my busty Argonian maid our hero Honkers HK the dark urge artificer Dragon Bard was ready oh my God look at him go oh yeah I also added a mod for [Music] liel Abomination this is your end you keep dangerous company what's dangerous about this we're just going to ignore this after I made my daring escape from the nautiloid I took a break and went back to Nexus mods to see if I missed any more handsome mods and I found a lot more so I uh I went Ham on installing all the mods and so now pretty much half the cast has had plastic surgery done just before we go I want to want to thank you again oh God to run right they're massive but you didn't she got that lip filler I remember that modders if you're listening to this please make more I want a handsome mind flare mod please now we're brusting boobly on to the real star of the show here there can you see it I oh oh hand anyone okay Gail you better not be a Cy wizard when I pull you out of [Applause] [Music] here hello I'm aan in the background over there zoru was right yellow as a toad twice as [Music] ugly it's a good thing you're handsome lizel it's a good thing you're handsome [Music] asarian it's a good thing you're handsome Shadow heart that pack of goblins will be on us any second handsome Z Cameo nice one shart destroy nice one Gail thank you for your help out there I'm zor I'm honker's Hank well met I should warn you oh my God poor thing his mouth is barely opening this is what years of inhumane zlar breeding does unfortunately there weren't any handsome mods for will but there was an EG mod so you're greeted at the gate by this what do you do well well boys Authority whoops um oopsies I just set aarian in there to die I feel a little bad about that every once in a while my friends popped in to check on my mental well-being I'm so glad I found wait oh [ __ ] I'm alira oh boy alira wants to join my party I'm so excited I hope nothing bad about this ever happens you're playing durge yeah Hunker Hank is a is a durge H's Hank look at my stream oh my God hung Hank is a dark urge playthrough yeah you don't want to know what the urge is mat it's been too long you're going to get hard soon that's how that's how this [ __ ] works the deeper it this bit you go the more no no no it's just it's just funny right is just for a bit Hunker Hank is just it's just a bit pregnant asarian is just a bit just a bit yeah just a bit much man oh yeah Will's also pregnant if Will wasn't pregnant I think I would have just like killed you and blocked you uh Gail's just naked um I honestly I'm not sure where his clothes went I feel like you black out when you play this play through and things just happen oh my God I'm all Caked Up covered in need oh oh my God so I'm just standing over her dead body and Pregnant will is just over there in the background drinking wine that of my business whoa he's drinking wine yeah dude you're pregnant doesn't he know that's bad for the baby it's going to be so bad for the baby if I was well I just keep sipping too the killer knifed her many times after she was dead was it you now why would you why would you suspect Hank of doing something so terrible it is dangerous wandering around at night yeah thank you AAR for having my back your guilt is safe for now now that Hunker Hank is level three artificer I can choose a subass armor gives you thunder goblets they are perfect for smacking goblins oh good thing I have a second hand and when your enemy is standing too far away you have a chest mount Lightning Launcher so that's cool they also give you a stupid little walk battlesmith lets you summon a giant metal friend hi there he's perfect because he'll listen to your problems he won't judge you he'll look at you during he's perfect this could be an album cover he's also great cuz you can have him commit crimes for you Bob do something Alchemist lets you make potions the last class is artillerist this class gives you a gun it's great for blasting goblins and opening doors what the [ __ ] is a oh my God are people [ __ ] in here the H are you doing attack the couple Volo is not Untouched by my hands ulous oh God look at him oh no he's also [ __ ] handsome yeah sure I guess if you want to like lie look what you've done okay I need to go talk to that pain dude he has another mod I want to see you Rec ah are you also sir I'm behind you what with was he's talking to me but I'm sitting behind him like a stand he's too shy to look at me sir you're talking to a wall is oh my God what's going on with your head anguish okay so so this isn't the mod he's just being weird let me simply face the wall and we can begin give it to me would you have joined up with him if you'd known he'd be indulging in this sort of thing estaran I mean I have my hes who was that aarian do you think Asian's voice actor would have signed off on this if he knew that his voice was going to be coming out of that thing I am proud to have served oh due to your spectacular performance the priest also gives you a curious pair of boots they seem to be made of some kind of leather but they are so soft and supple that they feel like silver milk you feel a strange urge to put them on turns out the real dark urge are these sexy thigh high well this is a sight to behold I don't like that I may not have uh fed him any magical artifacts but he ate somehow handsome Shadow heart looks the most normal in this [Laughter] [Music] group oh wait liel's going to try and murder me now CH G zth how about I make lielle kill herself take it one motion across the neck oh what would my character do Shadow heart approves oh oh permanently left the group I don't think she's coming back oh oh my God handsome liel died ass up oh my God this is so sad can we please get 100 [Music] likes okay now more on the artificer class at second level artificers get access to infusions the important one here lets me turn an allies inventory into a bag of holding but when you cast it on them a second time it's basically like dividing 0 by Z which makes you explode I guess I don't know I didn't go to school for math yeah so the cast range is really short so I die with it unless so I multiclass into sorcerer got metamagic distance spell then I use the distance spell to increase the range of the infusion I also found that summons count as allies add all of this together and I have the most friend shaped weapon of mass destruction ever see you later Ethel oh I don't think I killed her I just killed the brothers Marina I don't know what happened your brother's just vaporized was real weird weird that that kind of thing can just [Music] happen hello Auntie Ethel she survived aren't you going to introduce yourself I just tried the nuker and she was like oh hello no more Ethel okay cat I'm giving you a bag of holding these goblins won't know what hit [Music] them destined for the cells I've got a gun you reek of the [Music] [Music] hells [Music] oh

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Keywords: bg3, gaming, mods, baldur's gate 3, tiktok, funny, cursed, handsome, laezel, astarion, wyll, shadowheart, shart, gale, artificer, dragon born, moded, mod, baldurs gate, nexus mods

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Length: 12min 50sec (770 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 19 2023