r/Trueoffmychest My Boyfriend Makes Love to Cows

welcome to R true off my chest where op's boyfriend admits that he's had intercourse with cows our next Reddit post is from special soup three months ago I broke up with my boyfriend because I thought that he had stolen 846 dollars from me but I just found the money oh my God I messed up I messed up badly I just found the money it was in the chest of drawers that I put it in but the drawer that I put it in had a small opening in the back that I didn't know about and the envelope of money fell down there I would have never discovered it but the drawers broke so I was taking the chest apart and there was the envelope it's the same envelope because it was my handwriting on it and it had the receipt from the bank I have to apologize but this is going to be so bad I told my friends and family about this about how I suspected that he had stolen from me since he was the only one in my house that day no one else had a key and I hadn't left that room or my house with the money God he lost mutual friends because of me I ended a two-year relationship over this I just didn't believe him when he said that he didn't take it I hurt him for no reason and then I blocked him an apology won't be enough I'm gonna contact him tomorrow and then I'll tell everyone else wow I messed up the top comment down in the comments which I 100 agree with is you have to defend him as loud as you slandered him then Opie posted an update and it's really really long so I'm not going to read it all but basically Opie did what she said she was gonna do she apologized to the ex-boyfriend she told her friend she told her family some of the mutual friends were super pissed off at op but I have to give her credit she did own up my husband had a threesome with my best friend and his girl best friend and I got so angry that I hooked up with his boss and now I regret it oh man you guys buckle up for this one my brother had to have surgery and I wanted to be there for him M so I ended up staying there for about two weeks I always knew that my best friend had a thing for my husband she admitted to it multiple times but I would just laugh it off because surely my married best friend wouldn't actually passionately hug my husband right I didn't even catch them doing it my husband's girl best friend is just that insane that she casually admitted it to me when I was cleaning the kitchen when I got back I thought she was kidding but no she wasn't I asked my best friend if this was true over a phone call and at first she denied it but then broke down sobbing and effing admitted to it I was so angry that I threw all my husband's stuff into a big suitcase and toss it on the front lawn I locked the front doors and then piled a bunch of furniture in front of the door like the couch and end table so that he couldn't get in of course when he got home from work and couldn't get in he started panicking he banged on the door and shouted for me to let him in I just stayed upstairs with our dog and let him Tire himself Felts eventually he left and from what I know he stayed the night at his girl's best friend's apartment they also probably passionately hugged while he was crying over me after a few weeks of him blowing up my phone and pleading with me I finally let him come home and we talked he was sobbing and apologizing to me he said that he was a sex addict and that he needed help I told him that I want him to go to therapy as well as us going to couples counseling he agreed to it without any fight he slept on the couch while I slept in our bedroom my best friend hasn't made any moves to contact me or apologize for being a homewrecker my husband ended up having some sort of work dinner party a week or so later that he needed to attend and he invited me this was the first time that he's ever invited me to anything like this I'm pretty sure it's because none of his female co-workers know that he's married or I'm assuming that's the case because of how shocked they seem to meet me at the dinner his boss a man in his 50s was chatting with me he was newly divorced and I asked him how that was I made sure to ask loud enough for my husband to hear me we ended up chatting all night and my husband ended up scurrying off from the dinner table and told me he was gonna go home and told me to get an Uber home he was clearly pissed off at me needless to say his boss was shocked at how he treated me and I couldn't help but play up this sad lonely wife bit It ultimately ended up in us going back to his house and hooking up when I woke up that morning I did end up ubering home since then his boss has sent flowers to our home he's called me a few times my husband is completely aware of this and now the regret is starting to sink in the guilt and worry has started to eat away at me the Revenge felt nice but now it's clear that it's eating at both of us I'm gonna find a lawyer and start the divorce process soon I just needed to tell all this to someone who's not my family because they don't even know the fur first detail about this I love this comment from Master anator what in the Jerry Springer our next Reddit post is from Layla Orleans I'm a 40 year old man and my wife is 43. this week I told my wife that I won a divorce and I'm buzzing with pride and happiness we've been together for 12 years and had two small boys ages six and two when we met everything was going fine we had jobs in the same industry and we traveled a lot but very quickly it became clear that my wife doesn't have any tolerance or even understanding for things that are not done the way that she would do them she idealizes her childhood and is very close to her mother and sister admittedly she grew up in a very large family and had a pretty great childhood but as an adult this has morphed into a fanaticism with things being done normally to her normally means the way that I would do them or the way that my mother did them ironically her mom is super chill and nothing like her over the years this annoyed me but it became way worse once our children were born everything in the house had to be as she wanted I couldn't choose how to dress the kids because I didn't pick the right blend of colors if I put on a diaper it was redone if I packed lunch and snacks for school she would change the snacks to ones that she wanted the major issue is that I wake up early in the morning around 5 30 a.m I always have and I love it I'm also fine if I don't get much sleep whereas my wife is a demon if she doesn't get her eight hours that means that whenever the kids wake up at night 99 of the time I care for them I also do 99 of morning prep lunch boxes breakfast getting dressed for which she chose to close the night before and I always take the kids to school another reason I do this early is if I do it when she's awake I get criticized for using the wrong spoon to serve the food or using the wrong milk for oatmeal or not cleaning up every tiny spill the second it happens or using the wrong dish rag Etc every criticism is exasperated and aggressive she's right on some of them but it's a constant barrage and I tune her out she's told me that me going to the bathroom is a problem because the kids feel me being awake the issue is that our oldest son loves to wake up early to be with me it's a really cool time for us we have breakfast we watch the news and we talk about nerdy stuff but my wife won't have it she insists that he has to stay in bed until 6 30. I wouldn't mind this but it's torture for the kid he hates it he cries and moans and whines and he just wants to be up and be about I'm exactly the same now that our second son is doing the same thing she's begun blowing up at me aggressively the other day she woke up at 6am and she accused me of just putting the kids in front of the TV in the morning and that our oldest son is short in height because he doesn't get enough sleep yes our son is short for his age group but it's nothing out of the ordinary I finally snapped as I was getting yelled at again in front of both of my kids I just said enough I calmly said I wanted a divorce and that she would never speak to me like that again we're away from home until next week but I've already contacted a lawyer I'm so happy it'll suck in the short term and then be such a relief I can't wait to have my own place and the kids on my own half the time people were asking op about his wife's response and Opie clarifies so this happened while we were on holiday at our families in Portugal because we're here and she's surrounded by her people she hasn't blown up yet she's been distant and we're sleeping in different rooms but nothing major when we go home next week and she realizes I'm committed to what I'm doing oh boy it's gonna be Krakatoa for sure also as for talking to her about these issues and counseling a lot of people are asking about this I did try to confront her about her behavior I tried calmly when I was feeling good to explain to her how I felt she literally told me my issues are more important than yours I've tried being angry I've tried arguing and nothing ever Works she just doesn't care we also went to therapy a few times together and we each wrote a list of things for the other person to work on she went me to learn to cook and to work out I now do 70 of the cooking and I work out three to four times a week I asked her to learn to compromise and to clean up the house more none of that ever happened she always says that she has no time to tidy because of a job and two kids funny how I found the time I also went to therapy alone and worked a lot on building up my confidence standing up for myself and setting boundaries Opie if this helps your confidence at all you are 100 doing the right thing not only for yourself but your kids too if she screams at you like that every single day in front of the kids then it's basically going to teach the kids that this is how women are supposed to interact with men that they should just suffer screaming and criticism and micromanaging and nagging and it's gonna permanently ruin their future relationships not to mention that op deserves happiness too if she can't be a good wife let alone a good person then see ya our next Reddit post is from free tour three years ago my my boyfriend and I were walking down a wet and busy road on a holiday in Thailand when a car swerved at a violent speed trying to avoid a stupid biker stopped on his phone my boyfriend being the quick thinking man that he is saw my frozen terrified body in the direct vicinity of the moving car and he jumped in front of me pushing me away from the impact at the same time I was left with some nasty grazes but other than that I was fine my boyfriend was left paralyzed from the waist down he now lives his life in a wheelchair he's been diagnosed with PTSD from the accident and often has flashbacks in which he'll scream and sweat he's distant and cold his mental health is to put it lightly very bad he spends most of his time on his PlayStation and we haven't been physically intimate for months if he's not playing games he'll be at the pub with his mates he does cocaine with him he says that he can't enjoy intercourse anymore he says that he just doesn't enjoy it with being the way that he is I've tried to tell him that I still think he's gorgeous and no attraction is lost he doesn't believe me he's gained about 50 pounds and finds no value in Healthy Life Choices anymore I feel like I'm living with my best friend who I'm in love with but like I'm in some kind of friend zone he says I'm being paranoid it's him not me he tells me that he loves me he's tried therapy he's made an attempt to not do cocaine on the weekends he just doesn't want to do that I've tried to encourage him to do both many times he says he doesn't resent me all of my friends talk about how lucky I am and how he loves me so much but I think that's messed up because they have no idea what it's like to be in a partnership with someone who's paralyzed my feelings are just as strong for him as they are when I fell in love with him but I can't do it anymore I'm exhausted I will forever be known as the woman who left her disabled boyfriend after he saved her life live at the cost of his own oh man this story is a gut punch there's just no good solution unless the boyfriend can magically snap out of his depression and his PTSD and his substance abuse which by the sound of things isn't going to happen so God this story is like a Greek tragedy our next Reddit post is from brain dead caterpillar this just happened last night and I had to call out of work today because I'm still processing what the actual F just happened I'm a 23 year old woman and I've been talking to Bob who's 30 for about a month now I very specifically held off on having a date with him until we've been talking for a while because I have trust issues we've had phone calls almost daily and he lives over two hours away yesterday I finally decided to meet up with him I trusted him enough to come over to my place so that we could listen to vinyl and hang out admittedly our conversations became very adult in nature and I enjoyed them so I had a feeling that we might end up passionately hugging things were going really well at first in previous conversations over the phone I was very clear about boundaries and he had assured me that he would be respectful of them he was using his hand on me and then without any warning he tried to fist me full force it was extremely painful and I asked him to stop he did stop at first and he apologized but he kept trying to do it despite me telling him not to each time I was starting to get extremely uncomfortable we had previously discussed breeding Kings and phone conversations as well so I wasn't surprised when he brought this up this time it went as far as name calling and at one point he asked if he could tell me his Dirty Secrets I was already feeling weird and red flags were going off in my head I didn't respond and he kept asking me to promise not to judge him after multiple failed attempts of getting me to promise not to judge him he fully admitted to inseminating cattle at at a farm he worked at in great detail he even continued by saying I reminded him of the cows he liked to breed I freaked out and screamed at him running to my bathroom and locking the door I was completely shocked and terrified when I finally worked up the courage to come out I wrapped myself in a blanket and cried on the couch he half-heartedly tried to tell me that he was just being dirty but I knew that he was lying I refused to look at him and I made him drive two hours back home in the middle of the night I felt disgust thing I sobbed hysterically and worked myself into a panic attack I spent the night at my best friend's place and I'm still there I'm bleeding and it still hurts from when he tried to fist me I don't know if this counts as a soul but I feel so gross and numb that was our slash true off my chest and if you like this content check out my podcast where I published the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because I put out new Reddit videos every single day

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Published: Wed Sep 27 2023