r/TalesOfNeckBeards - Husbands vs Neckbeard...

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of reddit this is your host zach and today subreddits are slash tales of neckbeards this story is called my husband's neckbeard cousin hi everyone i hope you have a great day or night depending on when you read this i have many stories with them since i'm married into the family here's the cast op which is me nerdy and gothic i was pale with dyed black and blue hair fred my husband that i randomly married randomly went tall childish but loving a huge prankster if you watch harry potter he looks like fred weasley same as freddy's we have a twin george fred's twin and partner in crime with pranks kind and caring when you get to know him nerk father-in-law gentle giant he loves his nine children yes nine eight boys and one girl oh my god taylor mother-in-law sweet kind and mother of nine don't come to her house hungry she'll overfeed you anime beard fred's creepy cousin oh god there's too many cast members okay i'm not gonna do the voices right now i'll probably think of something later so there's george older twin brother of fred by six minutes he's the oldest at the age of 19. uh fred twin second oldest 19. tyler triplett won third oldest 17 lily triplet 2 4th oldest 17 sam triplet 3 fifth oldest 17. paul sixth child 16 rob seventh child fifteen jack eighth child ten roger youngest five they get busy the story fred and i decided to join his family at the lake house that his father owns as our first summer vacation as a married couple his family wanted to meet me since fred and i never dated till we got married we were housemates that randomly got married i did an ama post if you want to ask questions okay i'm actually really curious i packed our clothes for two weeks and george told fred that their cousin is coming to the lake house are you sure he makes everyone uncomfortable i don't want my wife uncomfortable okay sis in law pack everything yes i have my swimsuit sunscreen dress-up clothes regular clothes toiletries towels pjs my makeup and shoes for two weeks do i need anything else nope ready to meet our siblings i'm the oldest and better looking she's married to me if anything i'm the better looking twin they play fight as i grab the luggage stop it before you break another vase of mine fred can you carry some luggage let me help we went to the car and fred drove to the lake house i was in the front seat 45 minutes later we were there it was a beautiful 5-bedroom home with a guest house the lake was in the backyard with a deck the main house had a wraparound porch i went to the trunk and grabbed our things george helped me out and saw lily she ran up to the car hello little sis it's true fred got married and didn't tell us hello lily yes this is o.p my wife hello i'm lily the fourth oldest and the only daughter it's a pleasure we went into the house and fred and i went to the guest house because his mother said since we're married we have to share a room which i don't mind his mother called everyone for dinner you must be my new daughter-in-law i love your hair darling calm down we don't want to scare her i met the siblings and everyone heard the doorbell it was anime beer and he looked annoyed he walked in and dropped his book bag with the silence you can hear a pin drop hello anime beard how was the drive horrible i'm starving he walks into the dining room he looks at me and smiles he's a pretty girl she's my wife so back off so you're the one everyone has been talking about he randomly married you yeah i'm op fred's wife i'm anime beard he sat down and we began eating we talked and i got to know my in-laws fred and his siblings clean the kitchen i helped with dishes afterwards i was in the backyard with lily i was braiding hair anime beard walked out and sat next to me hello why are you married to fred why not you're too beautiful for him thank you but i love fred and he loves me he randomly married you he might randomly divorce you stop it he married her now back off fred walked up to me and asked lily to braid his hair we started a braid trick anime beard walked off it's nice to have a sister i smile anime beard kept looking at me and fred why is he so creepy i don't know he should stop looking at my wife's chest i covered up an embarrassment anime beard ran inside perfect i expect this out of you fred she's your wife love don't cover up you look fine want my shirt i'm fine is he always like this yes if he creeps you out mom would send him home later on we have a huge bonfire to celebrate first day of summer fred and i were sitting on the blanket looking at the stars george took a photo of us then he sent it to everyone anime beard made s'mores and loudly ate them the rest of the siblings were dancing to music this music sucks play country music or anime openings let the children have fun archer pulled me to dance with him i let him since he's five watch out fred roger's taking your wife shut up george have some fun instead of looking at fred's wife she shouldn't dress like that dress like what like the [ __ ] she is that's where it gets bad fred starts beating him fred stop it i tried breaking up the fight george dragged me away so i didn't get hurt fred animate beard stop it george broke up the fight fred tries to get out of his hole don't call my wife a [ __ ] don't look at her chest she's my wife fred calm down no he does this every time there's another girl here he creeps them out beating him won't help come on fred let's go to bed okay he looks at anime beard if i see you look stare glance talk or even breathe in her direction you would wish you never came here or were never born i dragged him away first night went downhill but wait there's more after the first night fred and i decided to go out to get breakfast for everyone we ordered online so we don't have to wait forever then pick it up fred grabs my car keys and picked up the food i took a shower as he picked up the food i went to the main house and saw anime beer he had a black eye and a few bruises from fred beating him he ran off taylor walked in the kitchen want coffee yes please i made coffee and gave her a cup fred called me and asked me to help with the bags i helped him we ordered a bunch of food sorry for a bad night how's anime beard black eye and bruises i'm sorry mom but he called op a [ __ ] and creeped her out i set up the food i called everyone down for breakfast next thing you know every sibling ran down the stairs food sam shut up too early for this the siblings grab a plate anime beard looked down and grabbed the rest of the food fred and i drink coffee outside i ended part one on a nice place like i said i have many stories with anime beard since i married fred hope you enjoy i did that was actually a really good story and i'm sorry for anime beard creeping you out so much i'm glad uh there's so many other people that aren't you know creeps that can reel that guy in but man i wish there was more to read oh my god i don't know what i'm gonna do until i get another story from op uh user yes crazy nerdy snake i'm gonna cry out of sheer joy because here is the next part in the anime beard saga i'm assuming and this story is called my husband's neck beard cousin and legbeard aunt lake house part two in the last part of this story since people messaged me for part two yes i'll always put main people in siblings so people don't confuse them i'll post the thanksgiving story and christmas here's the main cast me opie nerdy and gothic fred loving husband okay you already know the the gist of it all and here's a new person vicky fred's aunt and mother of anime beer she's a leg beard overweight wears too much perfume i sneeze every time i'm around here due to the perfume she doesn't like me i honestly don't know the reason but fred says because how i dress in love fred and his siblings in order george older brother twin i already read all this crap god there's too much the story after breakfast and coffee i play speed chess with tyler on the picnic cable cable table i was getting to know him anime beard walked out still hurt from fred beating him he watched the game females can't play chess tai yes they can she beat me twice already can you do better you're letting her female brains can't understand the game then play against me you pick okay speech us okay we finished with a draw i set up the pieces and a timer out of nowhere i heard a car [ __ ] i jumped vicky's here she's icky icky vicky very odd parents fairly odd parents not it's either fairly odd parents or fairy godparents don't combine them fiend tyler and i cleaned the table and i carried the box inside oh pee and tyler playing chess outside if you want to say hi lp remember fred got married i thought he was joking who announces that they're married on april fool's day the prankster hello vicky hello darling hello love fred gives me a kiss on my forehead vicky looked at me up and down i was wearing fred's shirt since it smelled like him and it was big on me even though i was wearing shorts and thigh-high socks since it was a lazy day i can't believe he got married to her why weren't we at the wedding random wedding it was at a courthouse and i was there it was in and out pretty much is she pregnant no no i'm not pregnant i want to make sure i have a great career same and we're 19. and yet you're married well i want her for the rest of my life anime beard your mother is here remember last time he had bruises and a black eye from fred he walked down the stairs with his face down why are you looking down because fred told me not to look at opie vicky shrugged and walked to the guest house i decided to shower so i went to the guest house to grab a sundress oh sundresses are nice i see my stuff out of the house i walked into the house why is my stuff outside because you're in my room i get this house to myself like always but fred's mother told me i'm staying in this house there are two rooms the other room is for anime beard he can't share a room duh what about fred's stuff outside already i walked out and grabbed the luggage i was mad but i wanted to make a great impression i looked through my things and noticed that fred's ring was missing i know for a fact that he's not wearing it since he went swimming with his brothers and put it in the suitcase in the box i was beyond piss were you poo i was beyond pissed i walked up to fred i was in tears because i was so mad what's wrong your aunt kicked us out and your ring is missing calm down i'll make t and i'll fix it fred don't we can switch rooms with anime beard he's sharing a room with george there won't be room for you plus i want to do fun stuff with you i turned bright red and buried my face in his chest he hugs me have i ever mentioned that i love you yes all the time i love you too there's a cabin for rent with a hot tub i booked for next week maybe some roses candle at dinner and maybe practice don't finish that sentence lover man we have to deal with them for five days we can do that i help taylor make lunch i don't actually mind because i love cooking and getting to know my mother-in-law okay maybe embarrassing childhood stories of fred i was surprised that fred married you but you make him happy but i never thought he would randomly marry someone i'm glad he married you thank you you're gonna make me cry no please don't cry i giggle and finish cooking with my mother-in-law food wait mister call your siblings he walked out and yelled for lunch he called every single sibling fred ran in and wore his ring i guess he won that back it was a harry potter matching ring that says mischief managed since we're saving up for rings anime walked in and he looked at me with disgust where's vicky she said she won't eat what my wife cooks jesus christ i get if she doesn't like her but this is too far i'm sorry for her behavior op first anime beard and now vicky they'll both scare her off everyone calm down op isn't going anywhere now let's eat and have a family meeting after lunch yes uh we need a channel what's the next move okay then we began eating and after cleaning the kitchen with the triplets as the rest got dishes and dining room vicky and anime beard family meeting now they went into the living room since we all met opie what do you think of her she's sweet she braids my hair very well she played just with me without explaining how to play i lived with her she deals with me and fred well she doesn't mind pranks as long as we don't mess up her schoolwork and supplies fair rule the siblings went on i don't like that fred married her out of nowhere look how she dresses shorts and sun dresses like cover up summer i don't expect her to wear jeans she doesn't show skin even if she did it's her choice i agree with fred hope he hasn't caused a problem back to the topic you and vicki have been causing problems you kicked them out of their room because anime beard needs his own room fred and opie are married she's a sweet lady anime beard needs his own room what about fred and opie share with george they all lived together in a house student housing fred and i shared a room opie had her own room then fred married her they shared a room ever since anime beard was fine sharing a room if you don't like it get a hotel room i'm your aunt i'm blood and blood is thicker than water everyone got mad leave like pack your things and leave vicky they got up and left not before king my car as a goodbye gift but if you want more stories of anime beard and vicky please let me know but thank you for the upvotes and kind messages i truly didn't expect that i hope you are neck beard free and enjoy your day or night edit i'll post the thanksgiving story please remember this i'll always post names and ages of fred's siblings since people keep messaging me over jk rowling's actions as a slytherin i don't support her actions my husband who is a gryffindor does not support her actions i support the le butta plus community if you want harry potter things without supporting her go to etsy or ebay better items and you're supporting a small business which is awesome hey op look at you you're very uh socially conscious of what's going on that's admirable as hell because you really didn't need to point all of that out but you did which is a really good thing i mean i'm fairly sure that a majority of y'all won't necessarily really care if someone's supporting jk rowling or not i mean she's already a freaking billionaire it's not like it's gonna make a difference if uh you know a few people stopped buying merch but i like the thought you know anyway really nice story and i'm actually really enjoying reading them and so i'm gonna read uh next time on tales and neckbeards we will read more from user crazy nerdy snake and i hope they stay married forever and ever and ever and get married again in the next life if resurrection is a thing not resurrection uh reincarnation is a thing i don't care if she gets reincarnated as a tree and he gets reincarnated as like a giant moose they're gonna get married and have beautiful tree moose babies because that's how it works i don't know why people don't marry other things because you know that's how procreation works you know you get married to someone and all of a sudden boom out pops a hybrid so like why don't people marry like freaking um velociraptor skeletons and then they'll pop out little velociraptor humans that's crazy i don't know why science isn't funding this come on fund it i want to see velociraptor human babies case you couldn't tell that was a joke i know where babies come from walmart don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode

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Length: 15min 54sec (954 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 07 2020