ladies and gentlemen welcome to extra life 2017 we are here in the Rooster Teeth Studios in Austin Texas and we have 24 hours of chaos planned for you today all right what is up everyone welcome make some freaking noise you [ __ ] we are here we are world we're starting with Achievement Hunter and also this guy no better way to start today then with some Remy Tim so fly out for this one there we go helmets off center so last year's extra life we didn't know this but when he was 9 months old he was diagnosed with a really rare like one in eighty thousand spinal disorder called clippable fowl syndrome every three months or so we have to go to Dell Children's and they do a it sucks as a parent because they you know it's a catheter and an IVs and on a baby that size and really they just they just go for it the catheter is yeah and it sucks so yeah you can imagine it might get worse it might better the ideal but it might get worse so um then we'll be spending a lot more time there as it gets older but right now it's about every few months or so so well that's cool I mean I mean it's not cool that's terrible the fact that Dell Children's just down the street from us and you guys connected by menace Ramirez Kari and Thomas will go there and I'll leave working on there in five minutes yeah well I mean right right there you can see like these are your donations are going to hospitals that are helping kids like Thomas so please if you can donate if you if you have the ability donate please do go to a true street e-comm slash extra life there is a button that says donate click on that if you have the ability again it's just a different oh wait did you kiss him twice no I did you did you hate Matt did you and Jeremy kiss twice why are the two don't have the double check with yeah it's just once don't need a double check confirmation of murder as an artifact like an artifact the world's making back is the end of an emperor like a lyrical terror being put down scope down bring it back the town now stops you remember who's here to surrender holy [ __ ] strike inside the rise realizes the turn of the tide and say it's time to strike it's time to rise realizes the turn of the tide and stay away from me [ __ ] sound it'll make when you drop [ __ ] rolling out shell riot right a what is here so that lead donation was from Trevor basil [Laughter] alright here we go alright [Applause] cuddling up at this point what's the shifty kiss if he's gonna kiss somebody come from me saying that he looks shifty I was like he's so shifty yeah shifty Larry came from came from extra life is a way to destroy the man's or you know give them a nickname because of shifty Danny let me ask you question while Jax right here uh-huh do you like what's the worst thing about living with Jack what's the worst the worst thing about out of all the terrible things about living with Jack this is the war the one that drives you the most crazy man there are not a lot of bad things about living at your foot Millennium Falcon in the middle of your house think about it yeah I got to think about it take your time I mean yeah it must be all that loving and thoughtfulness and you know food you don't like food you don't like you don't like vegetables and like things like salads and stuff and so it's hard because I wanna I wanna like buy lots of fruits and vegetables and things but I can't eat them all on my own so I move around there we go so uh focus okay I think yours looks the best yeah so we have all these figures here we have every single one of the team owner guys and then we've got Ryan and Jeff here's your father you don't throw your father around no okay Oh hesitation alright that's alright Jeff there's Ryan you don't you know you know mess with Ryan a little bit missing you're a monster and then here's Gavin Gavin honest someone said Millie punch for the wheel Oh Millie you want to punch someone in the chest there we go Jeremy people start lining up here I know that they did like online polls and stuff should we let the audience decide you knew that would you let the audience decide did you it was a month yes February no March okay there's a day and I thought to myself have I seen shifty since surely I have a million Jeremy tag team axe kick all right who's up for getting kissed by by shifty Matt Brack [Laughter] Jeff I want to point out Matt Brad was already on the list he was number one Jeff on there put me on there I'm gonna kiss the [ __ ] guy [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] is it too late to donate a prize yes absolutely it's not too late to Nonie Enterprise Geoffrey Mille wants to donate something Millie you want to donate something I got a new Xbox one X and so if anybody wants it you guys can have it pick up the mail there's a we already we got Millie got an Xbox one accent you just said you wanted to donate it you want to donate Xbox one Ellie can we get you to sign do you have it here right now or another car you know you know the box it's in it's in the it's the it's a box colored box all right now we got to find all the pieces and put them somewhere how they sounded manly that sounded quite manly so that'll be in the raffle as well oh yeah oh no the crap out of me on your mark get set go oh they're even the matter goes Jeremy let's go right now you push me there we go that was someone else someone might hang on someone my cup the fist someone my cup his chest we're worried she's gonna put into him all right Jefferson what are you gonna punch me she said yeah Xbox one are you kidding me damn dude you're a way better person than Jeff yeah humble too you know you're in there a little bit yeah absolutely spooky all right it's okay real quick so if you're lucky right now okay so if you're watching right now the number you see down here is way off because what happened was so our super team toll is that's our super team total something that something got messed up [Music] take the bit [Laughter] [Applause] how is it so floured you can give him like it's starting to suck here we go so evenly matched oh it's weakened a little bit down on Jeremy there oh he's turning the head literally he's beaten me twice before is that moment we're like I can lose now or I can try really hard for 15 more seconds my honor doesn't hit a new also since I've been here at least in the 90 minutes the first time someone's done something and no one clapped no one laughed it was dead silence and and he drank beer out of his own [Laughter] brought back the target from last year back up one the arms elegantly it hurts so bad 3 2 1 fire the people who are voted spies at the end of the game will have to eat a special something that our own bin Ernst is whipping up over there Oh God now I've been told that some of the stuff is truly disgusting and I believe he called it a Mick mosa yeah words ready to Christian I dunno he was on slack asking for someone to bring a blender in which is frightening yeah just got a thumbs up here you see been making there's some other disgusting those are some more mimosas then make a smiley face you hold my nose while I pour this look at that oh man it smells like vomit too do not pass that over when you before you drink it can you look at the camera and say I'm loving it and then drink it chug it you have to chug it alright now what's your card put that card that's gross what the [ __ ] was that was good oh there's fries at the end I don't choose what goes in and out okay what card do you have [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] nikka's mmm sites nick has had a little bit of dream today not just the whole tile but the whole family too you know kids don't come to the hospital by themselves and so it's very important to us that dull children's to make sure we're focused on that family-centered care and to be able to care for the whole child just like you said even sometimes for things that you can't see mm-hmm so thank you for helping to make that possible absolutely it's our pleasure everybody thank you so much for joining us today for the funhouse Shopping Network we are my name is chase and Seabreeze yes sir and I am crazy Rick and we have some quality products for you fellas not we're gonna hit you front to back so this is the first item is a small black dog and so what you've brought today is a tiny black dog yeah this is my childhood dog font the Fonz we had some many special times together many middle school dances danced carnival games one is very sad for me to be selling him today here on the shopping channel however we're doing it for the kids mr. tofu is everything else hmm because he taught me that dog taught me how to read so there you have it like listen folks I just want to emphasize this is a dog that fits dogs for the kids well now come on now hold on No No thank you very much for your time that is Drew Farber drew Farber what this play is paying 1337 dollars for this dog donate him right now mr. tofu is gonna take the spin sortie tofu into the wheel if we can get canonize on the wheel this is also this new thing that were experimented with [Music] there they are the wheel comes down the problem is genuine imagine how this will set the proper tone for your living room now if you're like me yeah you come home at the end of a long work week to your one-bedroom apartment you want to do nothing else but heat up a hungry man and cry and let me tell you this this is gonna give you support you know you can you can wipe your nose on it you can hide them tears if ma comes by again how you paint girl I was hanging out with Joey and Pheebs and we saw the horse blanket uh-huh and we thought hey does appear to be a photo of a high-performance automobile are you aware of what actual vehicle this is no sir I'm not perhaps as an expert you could is a 1982 ferrari tesla rosula hey have you boys are holding all the secret like when you don't tell someone the truth or when you're holding them I leave it like an open or something you want to talk about right now mm-hmm maybe not maybe all right well the secrets garbage it's a lie well since you don't have anything on the wheel yet is that the muck mosa delicious oh yeah it's so it's what they feed people in hell we had killed a microphone disarm a bomb big moose a baby bird you're not gonna like that seeing baby bird it to you I know already I've laid my ground I'm like I'm I've made my bed all right but whoever's been burning that into me I'm sorry she's taking the shot and then spitting into Ben's mouth the baby bird all right mama bird baby bird oh this is terrifying he's so happy and so ready this is just like all my nature documentaries yeah yeah Micah's got it and now you see in the water the mother penguin oh oh oh god yeah quick do the hot sauce chase you're at its finest Oh nature's gross that's then how do you feel Oh on a scale of one to ten you got a little making on there on your beard there ready for some paintball all right so the one ship challenge would be happening after paintball huh fun times oh man I think he's got three guns pointed at him is wrong with you you're demanding that they do it again Smith alright so they're firing one at a time oh oh oh alright here we go here goes that no with their one chip challenge alright Micah's got hers in Jane's going Ben there we go they're all going all Micah's swimming Mika is swimming and she's on the ground Ben is not happy mins going with the milk that was quick Kaden Kings Oh Marone Jesus Wow alright Kate is fine that's impressive actually alright we gotta know [Laughter] yeah it's me okay thank you for that everyone that has an announcement for you I'm building the power-ups advisor hello everyone where's yes I have a very exciting announcement this is more exciting this is more exciting I am pregnant I'm doing May so I should have brought some numbers oh well I faked all out with that shot for a full disclosure I did not drink it it's super vague dumped it yep it was great thank you what Patrick what's your power fisting Oh God like power fist receiving or givers mostly that's what I mean bachelor number two same questioner what migratory bird would you be you got there's just so many different types of natural bird day as opposed to the synthetic birds but all of them are stupid and I hate them but sometimes die adventure do I also want to point out to anybody on set don't look at that monitor it gives you the answer all right so bachelor number three he got this bit what are you compost recycling or garbage seriously asking me that question right now do you walk in do you do shows out of here yeah why is that who was the last time that was clean that was John alright if you guys want to start seeing you can do whatever characters you want lay in the airport but you guys are only talking questions once you start us off miles ready set go hello 31 what flight are you trying to board oh why would you even [ __ ] ask me that can you calm down sir why do you think I could calm down right now I'm gonna miss my [ __ ] flight to San Fran do you think I want to work here right now do you think I want to be talking to you right now I'll get noticed pick up what he was doing anything you want anything you want anything you want in the airport can you watch where you're going turn on your light for my flight [ __ ] what movies are on the plane what movies sir why would I know that I'm just trying to get out of here man aren't you the steward are you the pilot someone looking for the pilot was I looking for the movies we have on board today do you have Shrek have you seen Shrek - is that the one with donkey you are donkey - am I married to doggie is that legal I don't think so you see that guy that [ __ ] loves donkey from stretch do you know how to land this thing uh why are you asking me I'm just talking about Shrek guy over there is it bad that I never finished school is it bad that I don't care and I've lived a fulfilling lives that's admirable hey do you know sir if the tiny nuts did you get the nuts how many would you like oh how much is too many nuts how would I know Cole and his wife miles they return home late from a show to find a burglar Jeremy has fallen asleep in their bed I do say that moving-picture shrink the third sure was a delight I agree pilgrim hey what's that whoa what's a cow doing in our house clearance TV I challenge you to a duel at hind midnight all right it's just not working the care of the passing out I'm just not feeling it I need some more movement let's try this again interpretive dance yes I can see this yes all right go for it I think he was I [Laughter] did it that interpretive dance and you don't really sing you please you got you got lines my boy you got lines songs are dancing the voice very good what sort of crisis with the condo commando have to deal with everyone is having unprotected sex doing yes they're doing it okay so whenever you want to start us off a scene and when a superhero wants to answer you guys can go and go in all right take it away condom commando my unprotected sex changelings are [ __ ] this seems like a job for comes a man I'm gonna need backup on this one quick I've heard the condom alarm why is visit my trusty friend captain overcompensation have you been today well my friend I'm good every single day you know that's my word crisis all the way from up here little man for name-calling but we need is another friend I've only some I'm here oh say God constantly walking into spiderwebs boy what seems to be the problem seems to be the problem boys well our small friend here was telling us that he was gonna come and help me with all these teens having unprotected sex my god that sounds like a job for four people hey I would absolutely agree with that so for our pleasure oh you're here light as a feather in a strong wind man somebody bring him down got me is this all you have to drink this is my fourteenth somebody put me on the ground crisis I think we should put condoms on people he just told us that we just got a tweet fairly recently mmm mr. Colin mocker no [ __ ] way so she's looking for it right now I did find out exactly what had my Canadian hero he said good luck diversity raising money for the kids hashtag extra life support it if you can the man with the plan as you can see we have a slight rain cloud over solitude it should be building up sometimes Jeremy is everything okay I just thought I heard something and then there's a slight storm heading down coming up at 11:00 our kittens actually puppies in disguise thanks for watching News at 9:00 your [ __ ] ass Trevor is making pancakes for his date Cole the morning after a romantic rendezvous you know what why don't I get a little taste - anyway let's put this to the side real quick oh you haven't had any of Justin's admit I feel yes you don't want just a mix no you should do we do you want to make more do you want me to make you mine what you just have the mix if you insist [Music] [Laughter] The Secret Life of Jon Risinger I can say until it's definitely haunting at seeing all these clips one after another being a manager and whatnot let's hope that no future professionals look at this video behind you I feel like I'm in a [ __ ] haunted house in space I don't know what's happening that's exactly it's Trevor's life you're in Trevor's life very good very good very good all right ready set take it away I don't think the [ __ ] is necessary anyway so [Applause] [Music] I'm not a nice person and that is really true extra likes the only good thing that I will do I think that it's important to try on this one cuz after this is finished I'll go well and punch a nun one more and the wheel of Benton's rotates our stretch goals we will queer two for the kids we love so much that drink we drink lots of beer we've had seen many funny things like a grand master of cheese even grace us with this present so donate as you please I didn't do my job cos I'm a lazy piece of [ __ ] I wrote a song here and guess what this is it you gotta give us money so we can save the kids will drink a lot of alcohol and I can't run with kids brings home extra life is here again you know what that means drinking lots of alcohol and paint balls or something something for the kids [Music] [Applause] [Music] one challenge one - Oh God hey miles while you're out there do you want to sing us a song can't gamble is the place for me and you will swing through Lake synclinal treaty's catch this bug bears and honey because there's this possibility and that's not our tree hiking centrist biking horseback trekking that'll save the heart attack scuba diver minding keeping up a grinding football limbo science stunting precal spacious treasure hunting bomb defusal no refusal fantasy circus trapeze and fights and paint the whole thing anything about glad humping your climate earlier fine oh god it's still bad that's just come on do that Jeremy go for it Jeremy do it how is it it's gonna be bad if we get 75 we'll do an entire episode of on smite with whose lines anyway if we get up to 300 I will do an entire episode of we'll do bees no come back to me what did you do did you have one you have the four chip all right camera three if we get to 375 we'll do an entire episode of who's lying on this and I'll perform it and John will perform yeah a shot mm-hmm John you want a different sure someone donate more money right now I mean fine if yes someone doesn't do this for me you guys said thanks the nonce for donating it's poetic eat the chip don't bite does that mean he needs to be in the wheel one more time we do it for this Oh to do that we can do both nah that's fine John do it John I don't want to throw up I'm gonna finish this bad that's already bad tell me Oh what we throw a John okay yeah it does I might go up I've never felt feet on my team like this where's the crotch cam yeah oh Jesus broke and I kind of wish it would stop moving around I'm just gonna pick a spot John oh no you should do it again well that's okay good job Jeremy everybody safety on three two one fire three two one fire Tyler three two one fire holy [ __ ] ready three two one fire no you put the same it's okay three two one fire three two one fire so I'm gonna go sideways oh don't do oh god let's put that safety on three two one fire three two one fire Pattillo ladies and gentlemen barbie chart thank you jack for the kids three two one go very down [Applause] Jack are we going whoo hello everyone back home in Austin it's team Ruby we got winter here as well and we also have a couple of frets who want to say hi to [Applause] are you ready Barbara Don come be me yeah yes all right you're going first and I'm just gonna ask you ten of them we'll just go that way okay okay remember speed round here we go could you easily select five or fewer friends to be your only friends for the rest of your life no if your partner wanted to pay for you as a couple to see a professional dominatrix would you go are you parents ugly no would you have sex with someone you hated by sex in public you know I'm turned on by it all right Barr but you got the five of them that was good nice oh I'm sweating would you like to have someone strap on a dildo and put it inside you well you did in my dream so where was I how would you feel about how do you feel about age differences in relationships populating in her head what's the age difference between Muriel and I don't it's not about how many years is it the person okay baby spin I've already forgotten what's on it's time for you I want to point out that my mom texted me during this and she said please sanitize that lamp you have to clean it be I have I have no hand sanitizer just don't bring that's how she like electrocuted herself to death dirty where we'll be racist dear I need to get away I need to run away as fast as I can blame you trip blame this pirate Blaine has a peg leg and he cannot run that fast Blaine you've been killed by the werewolf it's tiny what is that ceremonial like death guard yes yes no no the executioner has spoken all right I'm not doing like the soft one right just one target there you go you ready up speaks where does this one move here I'm going to do this he has this choice of guns oh please miss we played [Music] [Laughter] oh my goodness after all of that word are after all that work getting ready for her dance out of the burrito Muriel got shot where the yoga mat was not that be smart [Music] I cook my nose oh [ __ ] wait yeah and you have one way to just yeah if you had to didn't yeah I'm at three now er male what happens if I pick her like there's no it's not alright I'm sorry mom ah [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys man now we have to shoot Kyle I'm gonna go get shot even though I mean the others like and they just [ __ ] near me luck of the draw now let's get the draw it's that shifty face my own you should be better at the universe gosh darn cool your suit what a couple of pies boy oh how do you really want to explore more a kink town but you know I'm gonna have to shoot you I know yeah but then we all get to shoot you that way [ __ ] going out alright alright he killed you why no he saved me miles are gonna shoot you on three one two three I'm just kidding [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] seven six five [Applause] Oh God oh there's I've got I've got a British bird on me I'm gonna british bird to me right now don't step on the prize Michael I ruin the UH it's a real baby extra life 2016 P yeah iris is here announced this time lost what are you doing she just kicked Michael in the face I bought 20 on the way in Michael bought 20 mcribs how much this toy how many does 20 mcribs cost it was $95 hey what am i doing this year I'm holding this baby that's that's you're been doing you're gonna eat some mcribs I put the work in nice well it made the baby you know hard this was for nine months I know absolutely thank you very much well so in lieu of uh don't you guys want one [Laughter] well bring one home next year sideways she loves me inside she's gonna think she's a sideways but right at home Jesus swimmers alright I've used a hashtag we love you could do a chip on a McRib sandwich oh yeah one big chip challenge one big chip challenge beautiful and you better make sure their samples hit do we have [ __ ] [ __ ] salad alright grease our pocket alright Park you challenged sure you can I won say it [Music] what does that baby think is happening yeah babies like it check around the sizes say they spent eyes [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] like a puppet [Music] [Music] oh yes some lights go now [Music] it's beautiful this is amazing why the music it quiet keep it going keep it going it's not done [Music] like a sky [Music] [Music] surprising recorder [Music] [Music] he's dancing with the baby [Music] boy [Music] our fathers are across space [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] Michael and iris Jones my lord that was incredible sky race take a bow bow up there you go good job that was incredible thank you so much she's like what if I would have told you one year ago before the announcement that Michael Jones would have the cutest moment on extra life 2017 y'all would have said no that is absolutely not true but that was a dude hot cup from the baby announcement last year to that middle of that dog Lindsay and I we made an extra life [Applause] all right see if see all right here we go plus we both think of liquor now mica mica we need another cheese it's fine just blow it all it off all right it's about to be put on the kaga for what it's worth this is the on-the-spot carpet so hoot lord knows what's been on this thing that's a spots what is it oh she's mic shot speak now forever hold your peace all right well I'm gonna ignore you any money here we go team nice title share that share finish it the baby iris is watching the facial hair in my mouth you push my face yes [Applause] [Laughter] well you did now in Gavin oh alright okay I wanted to hear this the squirrel looks like [ __ ] it looks like a bunch of leeches or yeah yeah so much well now we have a Vegemite maker rib Oh Michael Oh Michael Michael Oh [Music] that was Vegemite has become a plate the worst part is the flavor just stays with you alright here we go well go for the wide oh I had the crunch oh right there we just cross 470,000 that was an interesting noise Michael Michaels looking okay Gavin is placed his Mick chip on the floor holy [ __ ] that's Gavin cursing right there which is you're doing that more often though all the way on Gavin we got about half his chip makes lit a fuse in my face Crowley it's good for your sinuses that's the consensus all right trash bit has moved closer to gavel there's some milk milk is entered the arena was that the Vegemite was it the Vegemite that had been on Jeremy's head it's really [ __ ] hot infused this baby simple assault is pretty good too probably [Laughter] Michael's handling this much better than Gavin he's not doing well but Gavin is doing much he's really helping me it's not New Year's that's actually the McRib that's not the chip yeah yeah doing great you're doing great Gavin yeah better finish it there's a little bit more in there so I would you separate the time so much that's the thing he's just spread it out yeah he's got it he's on top of it now Gavin has entered the fourth dimension iris is not happy with that oh it's [ __ ] hot apparently you swallow it actually that's when it the pain moves yeah I swallowed it immediately oh I got some down there good nope no she feels no pain by association she feels sorry feel like I'm dreaming look we get support milk so Gavin no I'm thinking it I'm thinking at half a million dollars I just do another chip thanks okay that work for you it's masking the sense if anything yeah recover before you do I think some cold no Gavin feel that is there nothing in there [Applause] [Laughter] [ __ ] the bed this is no [Applause] we're at 400 $73,000 Gavin you look still you have any water I'll just pour it on here and wash thanks Nik here I got a little bit of my parents oh sweet milk oh sweet lovely no let me rinse your bread off I mean it's a little dry that was freaking someone come on take a bite oh it's brittle I said [Music] and that was even even Irish cruel it's a little mystic look at me when you're applying Vegemite my eyebrows to version of yourself look out focus Jeremy is he serious Jeremy hates me so he's playing alone you've never been more expressive side a unibrow even about there yet there we go [Laughter] wings on your forehead lifts up get as angry as you can get get yeah what's the point of that one alright I'm not sure I'm not sure where that big one came from I'll see what [Applause] you are really mushing it on the firing line is I'm watching every guys it's gonna rip my damn skin look at his life look at the clean strip on his leg nice job mica here's my leg I was gonna ask what makes it oh my god the candy space [Applause] you didn't need to be a [ __ ] animal I'm hurting from Tunde balls but entirely surely descended great job everyone here thanks for doing all the stupid [ __ ] that I wouldn't normally [ __ ] this Murray's like anything anymore ya know your [ __ ] out have been me hey this little lady's gotta go to bed I'm this kid she's gonna go take a [ __ ] and then go to sleep oh yeah contractually she will have a brother and sister we love you guys we're gonna go outside all right I'm doing so Annie it's gonna be 14 and 14 all right now all right no shooters ready three two one fire Andy you're halfway done ready three two all right all right ready sorry it's gonna be it's gonna be [Applause] alright Gavin we are halfway finished three alright alright Gavin free Gavin free you just took 28 shots because people have 1338 $337 got donated 28 times how do you feel hey that sounds about right alright I call it God God's hands what it is is it's a mountain range but then like it's almost like God's reaching in and just opening up the mountain holding it he's opening up the mountains the mountain gods hands are opening those are the mountains that he's open it's a mountains mountain range it's definitely a mountain and not something sinful from the internet I don't looks like a tunnel alright Elinor now you've done something a little different over here why don't you tell us a little bit about your piece so my piece is America's prints a perfect boy sunshine of the country and the Sun sent from heaven for me alright Khaleesi well let's show the painting so this is what I did it's pretty similar to everyone else's a little a little twist on it but it's this perfect boy who's been helping also to raise money for a spoken for us you know in some ways it is still a cabin in the mountains because if this is not nature what is oh thank you you sweet prince that's oil-based paint yes all right this is the only one you get with a shirt on that was a warm-up that was a warm-up three two one he's a piece of art now breathing yeah the breathing when when you're doing any kind of deep throating anything but the breathing is extremely important it's so much milk [Applause] I'm so good our chicken noodles Cady's just casually dating noodles over here katie is just casually eating noodles over here without playing his vomiting [Applause] bleh milk is coming out of every duck in your box so we have we have four different types of fish I don't know this is actually cooking this is not warm at all I mean I'm touching the oven right now that's plugged in it's warm but it's it's it's not I just want to know one thing what's the end game of these this fish I mean I I think we might be eating that I think you might be eating that Chris Chris this is sushi that is not sushi I don't want that sushi Dreams sushi we're stopping stop it stop it stop at your mouth Patrick go ahead and do it it's I think it's okay I think it's fine it tastes good Aaron literally just made his friend throw up for 10 minutes from milk and you're sure he looks good getting Patrick shot come on a good friend a little ginger Patrick okay get in there get that back get that boy get him you can see each other [Laughter] all right all right Chris ready no little high little high little little laughs oh we're close Texas three two one good Scott Chris when that fish comes out it'll be worse than half I feel like that was only one cheek though that wasn't even cheap that was middle corn Hall experience is that red is that blood from his crotch was that pain oh I like movie targets was he was he skanking for a little bit that was that was 10 times better with the moving target I'm sa one button leads to pain the rest are safe contestants will rotate until one team remains so if they choose the bad button or it'll pop this is what's gonna happen [Applause] it wasn't split down the middle already then it definitely is now all right we have our first Issa what are you thinking this time I've gotta go with white again he's going white she says that was fine all right but I'm going green how do you feel I feel like I just won a million dollars and that brunch is already bloody you don't put it below that area 3.05 seconds good jobs this is gonna be rude situation here for blue team cuz he can't physically get to the chair at a certain distance in the amount of time left unless he runs his heart out can we reward him a point at this point if he could just tell us where he came from I'm sorry they're both right there [Applause] okay so it's good either be is a leg wax their host kiss chad lady's choice oh god he's walking over creepily to me [Applause] [Applause] three-two-one I appreciate everything you guys do but this is for everyone you shot last year yes how are the kids here we go here we go for it [Applause] [Music] it does have some abilities whenever you're ready broadcast Nishal lack of movement that was highly concerning we had it moved slightly to the liking and Schrock it all the way to the right that was incredible oh it's gone is it [Applause] max had that bug in his mouth for the entire time gets shot in there immediately wait for the Bing whatsoever is waiting little oh just scare the scare them a little bit as a Oh No I heard it I heard your crotch disappeared oh I'm fine now are you right I got the line all right we go here we go that was a good kiss I'm not gonna lie that was a really good kiss Arie there we go [Applause] [Applause] we got another one it's honestly did not expect this to come up so many times I'm for it all right Halloween's like that one time to step up my game look just just doesn't even give a [ __ ] just sit here just waiting to slide somebody mad how you feeling you all right that's AG nog dad's lactose-intolerant so we got eggnog because that's way better deal with it you suck nerd why not why not that is a defeated man right there oh here we go oh so [ __ ] [Applause] filled his mouth I think you guys so much for your donations during the stream it's all for a really awesome cause and it's so cool to be here at Extra Life so absolutely I'm gonna go change go change add so once again that is a brutal timing rate $92,000 3 what dangerous thing is now happening in their mouths another big deal whole sorry where you going everybody alright go ahead and walk us through your feeling right now it hasn't even shown me its final form stopped dropped and rolled now on the carpet trying to put out the fire surprise let's reveal who's behind the sheet a mask it's no one could have seen that coming yeah nothing kind of hold on for no one but who's behind door number two the dog scared these [ __ ] should be [Applause] [ __ ] off scary funnier shut up gun take it off can I pick up I don't want to do any of it how about you smell hey don't please don't you don't want to do that all for [ __ ] sake all right it's a lot of [ __ ] summer some of you may have noticed our very dear curiam Care Bear Shawcross is not with us tonight he's dead tired because that boy was sick this week and he has a whole lot of work to do because he's a really really hard worker a great friend he's sorry and I think what's the spirit of all spreading disease that's because here's the role of being an adult an adult so hey why don't you tweet at Kerry Shawcross let me know you love them listen [Applause] spinning start I'll [ __ ] do it for Care Bear series without tweeted care for one out for your homie oh that tastes like hey it's already kind of I do remember what I told you how like like we start with a plan and then L immediately goes to [ __ ] for your generosity whose third three three strings of the week pill shits gonna happen here you spent first I'll go next I'm in the way again chances for Giles everyone's favorite friend Gustavo Sevilla I swear to Christ plain dad no laughing is the siRNA in the camera bag you just don't please don't encourage that he transform before our very eyes partially my fault I'll say he transformed into a monster a drunken beautiful perfect machine killing machine but his trademark was the blood-red handprint he had on his stomach and since I'm the one that spun it someone gets to slap the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of my belly miles you / yes I have something to admit oh you do remember when we played werewolves and like the punishment was to get shot uh-huh when you went like this yeah yeah I totally [ __ ] set that up so you'd get shot by all of us come on line in the stomach Kyle you slap a good you make it I'll make it a spooky slack to this yeah I'm so not ready just do it just to do it Guster dude [Applause] might be 7c no burden that's number nine that works for me I feel good feel good feels real one more one more violet hey Russell shaving your face gets the hair I believe tell us tell us about it kind of tell us what you're doing well I'm applying the wax and what you have to do is go binds the ground one whips motion yeah Hermes rugged he doesn't want to come he's a slider go through three what it what does that mean would you want to deal it kill it with fire with fire for that shaving my beard yeah which miles is gonna show up on fanservice next week my evil twin that doesn't have a beard and we got some more wax strips for you your waxing my face no we could not no trimmers oh they're going on here me here meets rugged Jeremy's not done yet every different Heather spin I know I'm so not ready - [ __ ] so much faster than I thought it would it did didn't it really [ __ ] you a little bit more can we wait [ __ ] you guys someone triggered on my hairy belly button [Applause] [Music] [Applause] anyways gels time yeah I know I was gonna say can somebody go yeah I'm sad cuz I love God I got a mountain man beard from my camping oh what a luck I'm ready to go bowling now memories ready he was hurt or something and if she needed any help but she had continued to stare eventually he'd been walking around and turned around to bend in the trail but when he turned around went back to see if she was okay the trail is empty he assumes she'd just taken some shortcut through the woods we tell him the whole story of what's been going on and I half expected him to say we were full of [ __ ] but he just listened and then sat down on the couches in the living room cuz it's like a longest [ __ ] story it was was that [ __ ] that pong got where the [ __ ] pong wait what is Bongo here thanks your eyes yeah just wears man's I know he's 44 that shaven Podcast mill in his podcast smells that your new one did not write that what does that mean why is everyone saying Podcast milk could you write by cows milk the milk is coming from inside the house but like for real with the [ __ ] podcast what is like I don't know what I remember on the horizon milk because it's an expiry and sitting there for almost it says Jack Jack 2017 Best Buy are we drinking her rice sales yeah yeah it looks like that I guess no it is 17 we're here what does it mean it's know it's November then who's we yeah they still sealed are you gonna do it cool sweet milk cool I'll drink it oh yeah it's only like two months out of date it's jeez just think about like goat cheese Wow I'll smell it first and then I'll jump I recommend that you do not smell it bro ya know you're you shave me clean come up on all of you I don't tear who's fighting it's so messy so fast the request ID law I don't know what's left sorry sorry things still on the docket I don't know no no no no no piranhas but moved good game good game good life just shave it just leave me max leaving my sideburns wait we gotta tell spooky stories sideburns all right what's first shaving me make your scarier with your face oh [ __ ] he's drinking it what does that mean it's pretty [ __ ] great [Music] you don't drink that I swallow these miles I swallowed it congratulations you didn't swallow it though miles I'm not I'm not I guess I'll just not Cole look at me I'm not God I'm Joe yes great here's the thing could we dispose of this and the proper receptacle hey Cole your butt looks great Matt Pikachu on Z all right well the invitation to do that but here we are that's the right hand red hand red yeah your butts on the ground belly Shou Oh God I volunteer as tribute who's gonna be whose belly mine I get out of this I think your trap can I get out you you you hear you yeah well I want you why want you you didn't stop and ask if you sure you just say can I help you tend to me first I first try what you're feeling oh my god you guys are almost free all right wait no it's not no it's not no this is let's gay and I would defy any of you to tell me what that is have we been we are on camera it is the camera hello camera it's a mystery it's an X for ya it's basically just for Australia at this point and I'll show you good morning let's see you wheel wheel I'll do charity give me there hey Chris wants it there Chris hey hey what you got there dad I'm ready for a dare I dare you to kiss my dog oh that's so easy I do that all the time with your mouth though the eagerness in which he ran over there [Applause] [Music] that was incredibly easy therefore the slumber party who is next into through the Dare man shall be shaved Ben Ben who would you choose to shave you spin the bottle [Laughter] although we need a comparison we need a comparison are you taking the Scorpion out oh god it's so big the Scorpion ass-fucking now are you lady the tramping it o le no enough that's a scorpion desert it yeah I'm gonna either but where in the hell did we get that from I'm a the but no good so just to be clear proportionally it's always this part a large portion that's great I'm gonna have the but because the but I mean to be valid but it's like way more terrifying because it has a list and in the leg great I love that great in the foreground unsettling and terrifying it good thing oh it's still going on Chris I'm miles miles the beard buckets right here yeah it was so much crunchy ER than you expected we're a little fetch America's brightest break for me we all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea we all enjoy at breakfast lunch and something something every single day because we love a Vegemite we all enjoy a Vegemite it puts a rose in every [ __ ] donate for the kids because Australia Rock so why is it so sticky one touch you yeah what is right here let's not go that is this is high volume no-one's ever touch you in your house so that makes it a good insulator talk about the Vegemite [ __ ] piece it's gonna be a good survival tyrion feeling confronted by the factor like you can't go but the time that somebody was nice to you in your heart so that's gonna be a good father it's gonna be a good insulator that's gonna keep them okay Chris I feel like always I was here someone was your street my moment and also we have these eggs what in the [ __ ] are these eggs no what are these you guys preserve duck eggs you got them off of the you know what are they and eat it I'm not a weirdo but I'm gonna smash it alright is it stinky dude outside why I mean why would it be gross Amy gross from Brock has to clean up the bad bad egg I know somebody is stolen my but suck it out of that hole Oh Oh [Music] [Applause] behind you behind you look at the fear in the eyes for that it was intended to we're less than nine thousand away from 700,000 it's literally right there we're so close can you deny that give us a classic but with 700,000 get us let's begin a game a truther there all right okay okay and you know we're gonna do every oh Sh [ __ ] that deserves a spin of the wheel absolutely a spin the wheel also it's perfect with the play Crazy Taxi because that was some crazy money [Applause] [Applause] thank you burning by either burning we really appreciate everything you've done SuperDuper thank you JD are they all dead where are they but they only you have peppers no miles and Cole and everyone last time I saw miles he was passed out I wasn't expecting Chris to be I wasn't expecting me to be here Chris how many hours have you been trying to do this once more okay we really got please God he's not gonna guess it how would you rate the crunchiness from one to ten out of ten [Applause] Nissa when I've talked to Matt before if we got that we came out here it is 7:30 right now for the next 30 minutes roosterteeth will match your donation up to $25,000 that means total 25 times 9 not like you know if you made every anyway once we need 25,000 then with Lucy's done matching totals but then after that after that mr. Matt home and Miss Anna Holum are going to donate another 10,000 for matching on top of that so $35,000 Matt we've been saving back now is the time you've got 30 minutes to 8 o'clock we are the we're the last push of our of this stream that's 24 hours so $35,000 will be matched and then yeah let's try to do it where it we're at 773 $1,000 right now which is absolutely insane so please donate roosterteeth.com and if you don't check out the raffle raffle my receipt calm oh my gosh mr. Bernie Burns is [Applause] for anything like I think Jack Katie thank you so much I think it goes without saying that as soon as the stream is over congratulations you're all fired he made an appearance about his face miles your mustache reminds me of how I always pictured what your dad would look like before I drove for our TAS I was just like this is what I think he'd look like it it's just smiles are the handlebar mustache yeah actually absolutely the broadcast guys we have everywhere are you gonna give us a final like 100% number like when we're all done at eight o'clock okay so he's gonna text me a number we'll put that in we'll get that number well cue the match number we'll get the store number pull it all in and get one giant number I've got eight o'clock right now on the clock so let's see we've got so thank you everyone 24 hours after all of the stuff after store sales the pin merchandise we raised 1 million two hundred nine thousand [Applause] 1.2 million dollars oh my god that is not as outstanding thank you so much everyone who came out tonight everyone's donated everyone watched you shared that what can you say 1.2 million dollars holy [ __ ] I'm at a loss for words and every year we set goals and every year you guys crush them so thank you so much everyone who donated it means the world to me so thank you thank you everybody and you know what this means Achievement Hunter the musical is getting made so I'm looking forward to that oh my god well I am completely at a loss now so thank you everyone again all the community you guys ring it is absolutely incredible everyone in Rooster Teeth productions thank you so much Matt Burnie you guys are amazing Katie thank you for supporting me [Music] go back down no I won't back down you can stand me up at the gates gonna back down stand back down from me down gonna back down whoa back down [Music] there ain't no easy way out Hey stand my ground and I want well uh no work right I got just one life in a world that keeps on pushing me around gonna stand my ground and I won't back down there's no easy way Hey [Music] stand and I won't back down [Music] [Music] stand my stand my ground and I won't back down no I won't [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]
who sold their soul for a highlight reel this quick? has hembohero even slept since friday?
Huge shoutout to u/HemboHero for staying up for a long time to make sure this was recorded, edited and uploaded quite close after the finish of the Extra-Life 2017 stream.
"I'll use a knife!"
u/HemboHero Dude, you work insanely fast. How do you have the energy? But legit thanks, this is crazy awesome. now I can see all the best bits from the moments when I fell asleep!
Thanks so much /u/hembohero. I was away in the mountains for the entire stream and didn't feel like watching the whole thing not-live.
damn hembo, like the energizer bunny. good job mate
Michael dancing with Iris was one of the most incredible and also nerve-wracking experiences of my life.
That Alfredo x Shifty kiss was so sweet I ship them.
Goddamn, u/HemboHero is my little champion.