AH Minecraft Moments [1-85]

hello everyone and welcome to our Minecraft are we gonna make a house you know what you do is oh we need some wood board not planks but there may or may not be lava as soon as we start the game I was like right I'm gonna make a bucket I'm gonna find lava I assumed that Ray was prepared for us all right I've created the Tower of pimps who everyone worship me I'm stood upon the Tower of pimps are you going number [ __ ] never [Laughter] he's still going still going this is achievement City holy [ __ ] next up for the chiba city is raised house in quite the contrast to raised house we have Jeff's house we were oh yeah everybody my god he looks just like Carl yeah he does I mean why would you do that Gavin should we tell the guys about how our let's play was really a things to do in the sky so a you have llama waiting in his house for him yeah I love it that is the hardest gallon I have ever worked for one joke oh what's this is this a Biden midbus yeah as a button what's it do you push the button yeah okay I found a chest with like only 300 dynamite yeah maybe they use this a clear that's out I don't think anything of it we lost connection I got blown out of the server we're going to see who can get to bedrock first uh I 100 you won I want Chuck rain of a senior your dad's cool Dre right no it's not racist one right boy he's not an [ __ ] is that called one right yeah sweet I'm alright knock it off you [ __ ] mr. t [ __ ] damn it we've had people fall like a fool by 2 2 by 5000 fell by 2 by 2 by 4 by 2 by 4 by 2 by 5 I'll show them [ __ ] up now oh he stops himself what your prick you're the prick so much dimmer than reals already gasps your funk don't know how dumb you sound when you say things like that well you sound like Joe Pesci that's fine oh man he got you [ __ ] you over here which way did I come in I don't know why don't you just check the footage shut the [ __ ] up Steve yeah Michael what the [ __ ] alright mr. t come on I just got an achievement gamers quarter-twenty I just want to say I 500 percent in Minecraft I mean it's the trees first I'm following a [ __ ] captain brags a lot hey everybody check it out I made it to the trees first [ __ ] monster first and what do you think makes Michael yelling he just got all the achievement system to scream about back did I perfected this game go Jeff Jesus Christ transform I thought my roses heading transform shows alive you can kill water that a bucket you know that right yeah just play something over the source block he was like oh my god and an unstoppable warrior was dropped in front of him who was the install it was me I killed him know what your warrior name Mogar dude I got coal and Flint now you're set that'd be a cool name Flynt coal would it go private yeah you'd be like a like international private investigator have mystery I don't know why I ever cut to my screen I got to imagine people that even remotely play Minecraft want to shoot themselves in the head yeah it's probably not doing you any favors that's okay this mine sucks or something in here but cobblestone yeah well you sound like Joe Pesci lava according to my daughter that means that there's diamond mirror and redstone still having that debate she I can't disprove her Griffin and I both try all the time oh I'm gonna Ram this [ __ ] cows rectum come here Wow so just are you um awesome yeah goddamn it the [ __ ] diamond was right next to the flobbit just like my daughter's know one guy every time with her she's a genius I'm kidding am i doing on pickaxes Oh Jax oh my god get down here what are you doing Jack hey Jack hey it took all my [ __ ] all right go ahead [ __ ] it I'm done jack he doesn't know how to [ __ ] it you know what I'm not gonna [ __ ] face him he's got him he's got all my [ __ ] and he's got a [ __ ] sword so for years never remember when I came down here and you're like I was sword I'll show you how to win if you wanna come in if I can come in second all right [ __ ] it I'm done jack I'm confused Mogar will not [ __ ] like anyone you shall not pass you can come kill mogari you can think and win the game now forget not anyone's ride I would build a house all I gotta do is hit your Flint steel on it and it's gonna is good to go your Flint in what more like Flynt coal Jeff Jeff you went away Jeff win congratulations alright so the whole reason we were playing this the whole point was that while you were getting the portal ready all I was doing was making diamond and iron armor and flint and steel so that as soon as you had your portal ready I was gonna kill you and Wow like the whole reason I never found stuff Jack stuff made it to the nether what are we doing Gavin this wolf is [ __ ] me up I had 97 [ __ ] blocks of wood and I got [ __ ] my [ __ ] by a zombie let me get this straight you're just stood there looking at your own face yeah you are look at my screen no okay you um yep obviously it's my face because we can make a tower of coal what it yeah I'm cool would that be tough it'd be pretty cool oh my god I what what are the lips flaps down diving or did a bit of a Diggy boo right there while I steal right in front you uh there's no way out Jeff I'm gonna write you stole my iron I don't know oh [ __ ] what kind of cave a homosexual man let's ask God here we go what go for it a cave get out kill yourself alright so in the last let's play people thought I had like a turbo controller because I swim this way yeah hold that up your mic [ __ ] this I'm killing myself I need to get back up the circles I'm gonna build a house I don't get it your mom's not watching this you'd be surprised Oh does your mom call you up like [ __ ] sweet win on minecraft Michael you've gotta stop big horrible how's my what your wheeze it's getting it's getting it worse give me a go look at Michael screen he's punching stone with his fists I'm digging with a [ __ ] shovel that I got from your dead body thanks buddy bye jack [Laughter] I lost lost total control of my boom the wretch that Gavin had was like one of the most genuine things I've ever seen in my life you may remember was just us back there yeah that likes to say that yeah yeah I do cuz it was awesome yeah all that content you didn't used to have [ __ ] God all that content that allowed you to get a job here I mean the show that I made on the website that I made why it stay away from me what are you doing no Gavin Gavin [ __ ] Jack Nichols Dawson over Oh God microphones Oh God okay so Jeff is literally beating the [ __ ] out of Gavin right now he's punching him Oh God if you take the [ __ ] six gold I had in my inventory I'm gonna [ __ ] murder you in real life where's my [ __ ] Kevin's like terrified [ __ ] how did I do what I did I'm fueled by anger I can't find it god I hope so please find it my anger subsided a little bit hey Jeff I can see again I just the red mist is cleared usually when Jeff punches me he's smiling there was no smiles I still got a scar on my hand from when Michael tackle me and let's play too I just so much water stuff in my progress Rhett still takes forever to [ __ ] mind yeah with the diamond pickets I understand it the map that was the funniest thing I've ever done in my Terrapins [ __ ] thank you like Gavin when Gavin was laughing about stealing [ __ ] out of my inventory I put everything I wasn't gonna need anymore in there I'm just taking it all while he was taking it all he's like Oh Jeff was hanging out by his furnace yeah I was I was making my final gold block the latter kingdoms latter champion of champions this is the water full of pollution this is a lot of heroes ladder of Heroes slightly different to the ladder champion slightly different this is the forest of mystery maze of hatred doing all right so far what's the whole thing to peek my head out you lost some health feel free to eat some cake there's two so I'm like I'm going Caicos oh my god take less there's a peace cake with two pieces of cake right here you can eat that'll restore three hard I think yeah all right so now you gotta jump across this you got the cake I need air getting it I'm in the maze of hatred I have a sign of hatred yes who's gonna win Gavin I'm so excited they tuned to see a [ __ ] Tower of gold [Applause] [Laughter] I was not told he's made it [ __ ] can't get out of here oh you can see it now 360 oh dear close wow you're dumb my mom rating Barry support I've been calling my teddy bear gay I like to thank Courtney for pretending to date me for four months I'd like to think or the guy that pretends to be corridor outside everyone's house we've got an obsidian block which is the podium where the tariff games goes that is yours yours is made out of dirt down a half a heart this is the line you will across it I can't believe how long no you can't cross that line that was base has been stolen ah oh crap what what just happened that looks badass look at it oh can you mine it good point yes on the ground yes you're a [ __ ] house follows mining for material to be fair I was hiding in like a hole well the cake no take the cake do not succumb okay I need that guy know Europe you're dead to me is it a tower but is it a Tower of pimps [Laughter] account it's amazing you must have been set there picot how can I make block how can i [ __ ] how about a clock funny that's pretty much what I was lazy oh it's the best tower right there Kevin may have just found the Tower of pimps really do you have any idea to get back I need to very quickly make some [ __ ] the race is really on now oh my god race full diamond armor okay I found the [ __ ] lava Mountain there's ready a lava Mountain what a friendly friendly right yeah maybe you have a Jeff I don't know Oh Michael died honey stinks roses [Applause] that would not be in third-person about does everybody do that like when they panic they immediately go into third person Oh Gavin has mine successfully mine to the tower he built in front of him I fell in front of myself too so I can look at it surprise [ __ ] I know where hasn't he just found it All Hands to Ray's house Michael just let me win [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] we'll be joining us as soon as he decides to come to work go get the one in this house get the Kung Fu already alright alright let's not waste after let's play building crap let's see we're on a bull the house Jack's here everyone you can do that if you want to like No well Jack's being as entertaining as he would be if he was here this is a good let's play for Jack I keep finding towers of diamond you'll probably cut to a screen more often this time who went where first that means that Jack would have follow me yeah too bad he couldn't find the office he found Labor Day a day late yeah he did don't go that obviously wouldn't what is that I was [ __ ] hiding for the night what I think I think what he's done he's made a skype order I assume we're gonna play Minecraft for the till the end of time I would just like to win the Terrapins before that for the end of time hearing you created it yeah you couldn't see you create that anymore arguing that I created it's like no I just had the gold let some sambala sambala pakka my ass where's the bed at oh boy Oh Gavin had my chair Gavin violently stormed out he did I think he's mad any Jack might have to apologize why for him taking my chair that's a good point oh [ __ ] there's two entrances to the base your box of I almost put in someone's house yet did you fall no Jeff Phil get Jeff just looking nervous oh hey Tower what's up dammit I [ __ ] felt in my own hole you suck where's ray I am the dumbest person alright guys listen okay get me underwater Jeff make a decision preferably not me that was the only chance I had to get there there's no way we're gonna do it again huh I'm not attractive no absolutely not have you seen your nose it's a nobody TNT ray bring the occasional funny here alright I'm gonna go ahead and make a house go to that portion of the let's play yep yeah the forest of death I'm gonna for some Calabrian the archer is looking shooting at me good job buddy where it belongs thanks [ __ ] you had to kill me not Jeff if you want but it's not gonna be effective you don't Commission oh my god you're yellow right shut the [ __ ] up I don't know what he's doing Beast your mom's doing his face camera thing again that's one of the famous cut to Ray moments Michael one to one you dumb [ __ ] my team oh shut the [ __ ] up you don't know anything come on [ __ ] [ __ ] extra point baby I didn't get the strike his [ __ ] dumb ass Gavin killed you get to come over and try right now damn it pull the [ __ ] dick out of your mouth Jack Jesus holy [ __ ] cake let me grab just kidding ray don't worry guys I made some stairs thank Christ making stairs oh oh I was making the go broke at a creek weekly Rick I got issues everywhere I'm working on now don't get ray go get ray oh he's got it now guy neither is I can't reach may have blown up the audio there look the gang's all here you got Exodia Scott Pilgrim Tuxedo Mask and Applejack no glitter ated later oh we got some cake grab the cake Jeff you'll grab the pork chop Jeff Hopp roadie some kind of man like shut up hey ray you want to team up no I didn't like the name I put on it what was the name lady ladies and dreams let's get someone took my [ __ ] you [ __ ] burn your house to the ground table you took my table don't kill goddamnit Gavin it's still effing with us none alright game over Jeff you want to build us a furnace in a house yeah man alright hey guys hey where's jack no turn in your fridge this week cool I'll save you the trouble this is why my village I want to come let's call it Danville bye jack later doodles I mean seriously though like I don't understand why he was mad about a creeper blew up his house in two seconds no no it was me every single thing he complained about I did he was mad about something blowing up that he didn't make whatever oh my god whoa someone only wrap it for the game getting some roadie down you know dream hmm oh right you click the button loud crash sound remix is so creepy no not in the water right Wow who the [ __ ] keeps doing that doing what what come on yeah I like how I just said who keeps doing that and Gavin's like what you're blaming me I can't wait to edit this guy's it's your fault that it took 5 hours to start you pardon the goddamn arena down just jump up it off or leave it in getting rid of crap oh yeah if you throw road don't you [ __ ] I will murder your family's dead tonight dead family why is there an empty chest in this [ __ ] world alright which color is Gavin he's yellow okay I'm gonna find Gavin who's laughing Michael are you psycho here has anyone found a furnace wait yeah and here hey if I wants to check me photos I'd appreciate a I'm gonna die just go to karaoke yes god gavin has officially won the Tower of pimps [ __ ] ray what go so this is a let's play you've come a roses get break this sign go away Karen God ray Michael and Gavin he me on God's team lad Oh Bryce stop that you're gonna cause seizures peace over there we got can we sit down fast Ryan you little [ __ ] Punk [Applause] congratulations lad why not just date a shorter grown-up I think we should go east why cuz I don't you said we do die I found Flint no guys I actually would like today oh I see egg me the same place buddy whoa anyone else on the map oh I died is there not a goddamn tree in this planet no there's no trees anywhere I'm either gonna [ __ ] my pants from boredom or from needing to [ __ ] my pants whatever [ __ ] their pants from boredom you pretty serious oh really what's up buddy yeah there's two creepers away from me uh they the Guardian okay why my gates dee Jeff is come over me and then really you gonna cut that out no one else heard that what do you say - you have to come all over him I didn't say oh yeah you're both pretty much on top of me is that some more tuna burg well use a chamber to get yourself deserve to get yourself to slam a bill to get yourself to the craft to get yourself to the ravine to get yourself to the strong yell okay the directions to this little note are how about I give a drop is it go in my mouth it's a big one you gonna kill us all yeah Jeff what are you quite high or low everything I think I'm high for 20 [ __ ] blaze it up and now you gotta be heard but having fun isn't hard when you have a library card No Jesus ray we just need to gather there come pie behind you oh thanks for the company to watch us Jen no yeah I made some left all right no I mean right on their thing - right - right I don't up and then they kiss your base no we can lay space base base base knowledge to make one of these I still get excited by iron that's how little I play minecraft this is the most calm let's play we've ever done but excite get back in jail get back in there Gavin no he's busted out no no I'm just I'm just looking good stuff you just busted out boy I'm gonna kill you now I [ __ ] hate you and you come at me with a diamond cutter George [ __ ] go [ __ ] yourself you piece of crap don't hit me once just for being bad yeah hey hey no hard feelings here's a cookie thank you the worst ever what ray I think Gavin's [ __ ] on your house no no we're good hey nice nice front there hey nice nose never knows on this creature you know is this huge do you own your saddle disseminate the swords [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] reinstall your kill everyone will die Mogar is ready ray some interesting additions to your home I just noticed yeah that's the fence Kevin I'm too so god dammit all I see is [ __ ] Laura's flying by in front of me huh see nobody's Gavin in a screen looker take a look again screen oh my fish what happened little summer stole a bit who Nix my effing fish before I go mental who Nick the fish ray what ray what my face melting my own did you guys see where we put Caleb's - ray what's up thanks ray you're welcome man [Laughter] you had your wisdom teeth taken out as well on Friday yeah I bet they raped you in your sleep at what point do we Jamboree congratulations on winning the inaugural Achievement Hunter fish rodeo object we're doing this again like a wit team - but I think we should come up with a team name for safety okay locker code team name is nice dynamite nice dynamite I like it I'm sick I don't think I can do it alright let's play let's shut up jack [Laughter] [ __ ] Clerk it Oh what do you mean is not gonna work they can't break any blocks look what a pressure plate like that I don't I don't know I'm afraid the walls about to drop I think this is a great idea yeah there's no way this is not gonna work and they plugged it yeah how do you know what we did cuz that's the screen looking first I think we're the idiots so we can't dig but we can blow good job ray thanks man now what exactly is I hope chef there was entertainment value exactly the only entertainment this little video right well T lighting is out let's go and kill toric nah by Gavin's gun I'm like I get up house hey Ryan Gavin run why are there tracks over here I scavenge no no look a quick squeeze looking you little [ __ ] that kid is like every time I look at Caleb he's looking at somebody else's screen Caleb's a little punk [ __ ] hey everybody check that team boring ones so we have boring jack and screen looking caleb is the we are winners I'm gonna go [ __ ] this cow right let's go let's start this oh let's play right lunch Bob I'm trying to practice the clarinet there's just a pool of sitting lava here what lava pools word it's a pool you're ruining the farm you pleb well do we have any cold what about a house White Flint coal what update can we make there's a cab over there I'm gonna try and shove my sword up his [ __ ] right in the [ __ ] well you can do wooden planks is fuel and I furnace yes holy [ __ ] has a o has been jump mushroom stack yeah I think that is the end of a successful let's play I can't see what success snuggle between my two favorite boys nice I want a fanfic of us blowing each other hey quick question how do you dye wool you'll blank an out well yeah like I've done anything yet really yeah wait wait wait Jack you said you'll playing a minecraft let's play do you haven't done anything yet yeah it's under control under control solid text message yeah Devon's phone number in there Jack have you built stairs yet not yet hey cool he's buying safe pass I am now inside the safe zone with ya got nothing so did you like my little ruse Gavin uh it was pretty small I didn't think you had anything and then you bloody whipped out iron sword like it was Gavin had full suit of armor I had nothing but I waited till he was holding like a dirt block idiot look over here where I am hey hey let it come out that was for earlier please [ __ ] you make a lot of people had I guess [ __ ] yeah Michael Gavin [ __ ] me touching but somebody leave yeah for real help me oh bike riding prick oh my nose hold my breath a lot of nose to hold every time huh yeah I [ __ ] hope somebody beats Gavin because he can't find squid that would [ __ ] delight me in the middle you know squid but there are two cows and a pig no no Jeff oh do you want oh yeah yeah he won a few minutes ago yes [Laughter] you know the pig been over near achievement City there was a brown wool it's brown sheep in there the worst part is I find I finally found wolf good grin okay bloody grim Gavin this should be you should have been welcomed home to Daddy you'll be here for a very I think Axl Matt made a rep you gotta made of my ball and uh axial Matt sucks to be by cuy idiot that's okay together as a squid for you that's funny that's why I left dicks pointers alright we ready to go lovely liam payne figure from one direction oh that's just bullying right there do you want to say it ray oh not we got away he rode AP I don't let us be playing oh let's play who is doing grit up in the water get out of the water Richard bronze dude Gavin look it's like half your nose oh [ __ ] one practice one and then one full run for both events so is that no gold medal for mountain up no no really sorry for bullying how do I get back Bryan you did this right yeah absolutely I don't believe you I've seen him do it I don't believe you hey I grabbed you did you look at me I wish I was and the man won two golds in this take Olympic [ __ ] [Laughter] speaking I'm sorry continue Jeff sorry all right so let's play the goal is to be the first person Jim ray hole what gold clink oh hey damn it I'm cold blink oh damn it god damn it I need Flint to I like these calm Oh we do need Flint look Cole in like flint Cole let's let's go far away from here let's get Flint cool I was hoping you had footing that's why I murdered it cool you're sweaty you look fine in the bloody nether fortress that's cuz I have a problem Oh holy [ __ ] jack holy [ __ ] just shut up they reappear Oh God give a bowl yeah gobo light it up look really ray I got nothing I have not Elston - I can't do anything I'm sorry sorry I finally found it what'd you find I just found them what the hell happened there you want to be funny if after all this Ryan wins hey what's up right hey ray what's going on man sorry on this map please well this is a problem that sucks tonight Michael I went and I went and broke their bed or were they there beds in and dude I feel like this is like [ __ ] it let's build a house like that's like all right I can't wait for Ryan to win Shh he hasn't said anything quiet [ __ ] I know there's so many blazes I didn't drop a sausage just boys no no the coordinates are 88 7520 negative 95 74 negative 30 hurry portal whoa [ __ ] ok bye ray you [ __ ] miserable piss pot Michael [ __ ] kill him your [ __ ] screen watching Hey I would assume that there's a giant target on all right well can I just say how much I hate this all right don't be such a [ __ ] poor sport break can you leave the frustration I'm feeling right now raise the door ohh oh my god oh it's a battle well now what whoa it's out of play I'm gonna do though he's on the ground already I can't wait to see what happens right here Gavin wins it for Ray by erecting the tower on Ray's place best teammate let's go to the [ __ ] other side of the planet probably to some kind of sex toy yes party up on the roof is this some hot babes out of bombs roof pie is there hot babes on the roof the city is a great danger it's la cama the zombies are evolving and learning how to use weapons , someone must be behind all of this [ __ ] Oh , na Pierre does anyone else think Jackie writes out the same where you guys playing [ __ ] what you know they interrupted our pooping probably the greatest group of gamers to ever be assembled there should be a movie about us right mess inside the houses like the upstairs nice and peaceful both peaceful tower pimps oh so you've created an obsidian generator it is amazing how much damage you could do with just one little Pole what a little portal I love it grabbing their little ass some shears and let's do this asleep and [ __ ] stupid narrow ass or jumping can we run underground we're getting yeah alright right okay on your mark no parkour on your mark get set what's that on your tuxedo that that red thing it's a rope sweet kiss for you Kevin we lost about so same kind of annoying yeah all right boo have you heard yourself this whole let's play Jack shut the [ __ ] up [Laughter] did you guys still be friends with me if my name was Henry Dillman I call you the dill sir are you done did you win Ernie nope obsidian with four gold ore on top of them well let's play if someone commits strategy you've gotta be [ __ ] kidding me you [ __ ] stupid bears I'm gonna stick Gary Shawn really really everybody's got their their base block and at least base base base knowledge not fun or exciting with Jack's doing but it is shocking am I allowed to go to the nether kill zombie pigmen for gold nuggets and then come back and build it yes I say yes you can find enough obsidian why didn't we call this Gamecube what you have to say it like that dang oh dang cube have you built stairs yet Jack not yet you didn't put certain blocks in certain areas don't absolutely did oh you did so like what kind of question is that oh I mean like there's like nine why if you were gold block where would you piercing some water that I had there is absolutely nothing in there it turns out did you go to the nether made it funny so I forgot where unpeaceful Nozomi I made a middle finger out of gravel that's pointing a tray that's a good shout Rea you know you make me wanna show does anyone like it when Jack wins the Terrapins [Applause] doing laundry yeah I get it shout what shall we do laundry shut up garbage it comes up what race got his third what really all right somebody tell me where the go block is the other one where is it hook it up your button around the corner right yeah I'm getting roses it's a door we meet again spider I have more roads as they transform not working still doesn't work after all the patches all right are you out of wool Gavin yeah are you I think Ray's probably get the the smartest thing out of all of us I do just follow the roses aspires to blocks whiter it yeah that fat [ __ ] but I agree he did he did get he'll the need for speed idiot I wonder what this was there it is creeper she's right he just runs straight into one of my traps he went for the spider he activated your truck here you're so [ __ ] close yeah wait do you win if you get that yes I just don't need to grab it grab it Ryan aw dude no my mom it was in my zone what just remember guys yeah sweetie if it's Gavin all right I'll let us brought up when you edit this remember it you were like all right my [ __ ] woman stole my [ __ ] I'm really mad you're a human over there are moments of the grass Reaper it's our moment what if I have a Cal and his name is Wolfie you have a big bowl of shut the hell up I named it Wolfie oh wow Ray's got a wolf - shut up Brian it's like one of the Ten Commandments right you don't worship the wrong tower is that a commandment yeah I'm Jewish [Laughter] it's gonna be running it who gives a [ __ ] trying to get the Tower of pimps who gives a [ __ ] okay for a guy who videotaped you complain a lot shut up all right we should play the X ray in bath theme which everybody should know by now ready yeah but would bacon three two one grand finale pretty funny ray going out like a true champ unless Jeff [ __ ] this up right what the [ __ ] Ray's on my serene there's the doppelganger what happening one of those behind the voice' moving what I'm just looking around they were just dammit what like didn't I got Flint cold those amino he's got a [ __ ] piece of the tower 1 Wow that you caused Oh [ __ ] yo [ __ ] xxxx rate van never gonna work together so bad then I go again let's go yeah let's go - there we go straight back down Ray's got a [ __ ] I'm dead I got half a heart the next person who kills me it's gonna be jack is gonna get a nice little SC wins right and then hand it to Jeff and jenni buddy hire week wait wait wait so we're looking we're looking south right now your face continue with all your description [ __ ] where am I gonna lay in that was the dumbest thing I've ever done oh not again dumb ass god dammit cheap legs nice alright thanks man no and yeah down the far north yeah and it's for north so shall we from Dan you go south all right so x-ray and vas [ __ ] your tour where's your God now so when someone kindly win I forgot you metals for tower of pimps is up that's [ __ ] genius but Tower of pimps I'm taking it oh yeah oh my lord that all right jack Jaclyn's I don't want to win but when you do I don't want to win with a house it isn't oh my god this is the first is it okay playing in and then of course the let's build we'll be building it right oh that makes sense okay so what are we doing uh this is video game as you get to the rooms I can help you and explain what what you get is all right with the land in that circle there that's where Jack [Laughter] holy [ __ ] I got artwork [Laughter] [Laughter] focals house don't be childish things might change they might Jack seems pretty safe oh it's daytime so I can't throw him a victory Wow even note from your mom [Laughter] the ultimate uh irony would be if Gavin wins this one this is the bunker of destiny lads but you guys can level up Harry you want to Jack if you want to run off to the other side we're gonna fill the house oh we waiting for Michael wait Michael yeah you want to go cry about it in your secret room in there somewhere - should I dig up the floor you little [ __ ] Oh Ryan I went to your house to look for a map counselor and the cows in there now dead body now the cow is so in here he has trapped me and I can't get back so and he's a wily one don't kill that girl though why why are you like a cow the cow you have a pet cow yes win it won't leave really I would not recommend fishing why is that you get bugger-all for it yeah well you're not catching any fish through some twang on the brain through some blood on your brain like shits appearing near me like like Flint just appeared out of nowhere like a flake oh man the myth the legend have you ever made your penis fight a vagina were you ever upset by the way you sound I just get upset that that's your accent and that's how you talk you know we were you talking words come out enough oh well that weird I have close to words I a livable a go-go [Laughter] what music does your kid listen to right what music my kid listen to is less than to listen to whatever the [ __ ] in here Wow what aggressive answer you don't want the owners to hey yeah I can [ __ ] I really like what they spell your name by Tom every time because they were talking that's my favorite right like what might make you go oh I like it when this about my cool level count to 17 11 Gavin sick I'm trying probably the hell away from are gonna die which one are you in man that was a good Pete Gabby you should real oh yeah I didn't yeah any very well mind I don't wanna leave in the middle of the video because it's incredibly unprofessional it is yeah so is [ __ ] peed all over my desk Michael how on a scale of one to hit me for real in real life how much if I came up to you and murdered you know I'll be pretty really is Oh Ryan's running Ryan's got iron armor what are we could run gah oh I on armour you son of a [ __ ] I was gonna I was not gonna mess with [ __ ] behind this look I don't want any trouble I'll [ __ ] start trouble dude I knew you were trouble when you walked in nearing completion Jeff what are you giggling at you [ __ ] Oh somebody's I assume such an injustice son Mario we yeah yeah I was gonna cover all the nether but with [ __ ] dirt sand idiot jackass what you change the sides that worked so well last time Gavin I knew you were trouble when you walked in made that joke ready check god damn it you look foolish such a gem I was busy trying to win me right oh my god well alright I'm getting whatever your fault oh oh [Music] yeah only a build-out yeah build a mansion Gavin I see you sweating you know come in this summer that's quite yeah she's right I thought you were in charge of the household are you already falling down on the job we discover should even my change in the previous update this is so nice hey it's still the job just in case you're wondering sprint now will you make you jack house I'm making a house you get up this desert it eventually Nazi Dragon Ball Z called the flying Nimbus well to be fair was Dragon Ball right you see Dragon Ball idiot where am I think we should sleep upstairs then do we have it upstairs Jack really wants to make stairs I'm gonna make stairs the oak wood stairs wood stair no okay I'm fine yeah you don't wanna list all this stuff until the next up they come down I'm level zero also sale job seriously the house is great we should be able to go to the nether pretty soon and start getting the blaze go to the boys so you made enough chickens to for us to have hours to do yeah I made two chickens and then one got out and I gave up yeah we had two chickens and then the baby never baked rate came a grown up so I couldn't breathe them through suits to tell you what we need to use knowledge that obsidian what's up oh realize I wasn't recording you weren't recording oh I'll fix it one two one two three realistically you miss anything so when I see if you synced and I don't think God's sake hey I caught it now it's okay alright blaze rod blaze powder just place the are just boys well great I hear cream running I'm gonna just [ __ ] help Jack build his house house was built dude god damn it I'm gonna build an addition alright do we have any end of pulse all right that many yeah well go back to get it off to us I'm not gonna come all the way back down watching you something I never [ __ ] he doesn't give a [ __ ] to watch a bi ball float yeah four feet and break this is an island oh it's gonna go up and break oh did I miss it did I miss the end so yeah they're all right that way Gavin seriously would stool I really apologize for missing the Great Adventure to the end I was waiting for you then you're in spring so I couldn't wait anymore shut up - did we fight the dragon already then-governor Mouse just confused right Calma kangaroo Oh [ __ ] peered sucking dicks with Jack in the [ __ ] gun god damn it Ryan you won the pushing let's play you're like a messiah no no but I did yeah he's nice won a potion that did bugger all yeah but it was a potion of the list nonetheless right hey I admitted that is there any chance we can't kill them Gavin you can do a uh you can it when you're doing the video you can just do like some time later [ __ ] you there is here is that's it oh right I dwell teleporting all I heard in my ear was yeah cow where you [ __ ] hmm you gonna eat you good put doors everywhere were supposed to be no escape I didn't know we were you want a bunch I [Music] think I found my parents tried to get [ __ ] blasted they don't blow me up I'm glad I've got some family members now your parents were Jesse I got my Paris that was tragic you finally found them [Laughter] Dragonball [Applause] [Music] we can it's a these were the tracks we ran on when you didn't get those squid yeah I'm like all I have is would you want something I'll give you some fruit prove that you don't have pockets all right but Jack yes I've got my eye on you okay the watermelons are off-limits right I see we having a melon pie hey Michael yeah aah Oh Gavin Oh in peak you're not gonna cost you the game this time Kevin oh right good a little snack there getting some foodies I'm waiting I just walk you'll erase happen it's job can I just look at you eating no not Edgar anybody bad girl Oh dumbass get away you [ __ ] fat [ __ ] oh [ __ ] now where did Caleb's doing right now only wedging a frisbee up his office Gavin what was the name you said when you asked the question guys are still be friends with me if my name was hello gentlemen [ __ ] my [ __ ] fat ass Jeff yeah thoughts I think that I'm mad you should actually put some steak in there and really do the meat spin raise [ __ ] legal Oh God you need an egg for a cake as well Kyle's process of Wrath Jesus Christ how do you write what you just scare the living bollocks off your kid every day I wish you gave more what kind of music does evil today you just like right no right come on shut your [ __ ] mouth although someone's nicked the other stem doesn't need to be told or till when shut the hell up that's pretty normal you know Ryan is not normal we're learning that one more every let's play laughing crazy really need to get my little have some leather another gun no Edgar no here okay we're good what the Sun looks like no Sun right now uh well at least it'll be a surprise when it comes up uh huh do you actually control what your brain says Wow I think that's a normal human function yeah let's do what how did you say what's the other way you can get uh up your butt okay they think you go as you delivered that coming over here with any Content okay take a look at Gavin's board here are you doing Ryan why would you do that I'm sorry you're we because you have the cookie I didn't have anything everything's in my chest you [ __ ] but I know whatever she back a little bit sorry I do feel bad about that you want a pork chop pork chop sandwiches I loved you all your armor can't believe it Oh Lana let it done this [ __ ] hot green the cookie yoga way where the [ __ ] yeah you should be having [ __ ] put the cookie I was happy hey Ryan what's up this Oh why'd you get egg so badly right because I'm tired of looking for chickens also because I just got cocoa beans I need one item oh if I find I lost all my sugar tonight yeah I didn't probably looking for it cuz I had plenty oh nice check how are you doing you're quiet you win yet good answer that was my found the I found the cocoa beans not in there oh [ __ ] diamond swords nice order break into Jeb's home while he slept and play his xbox you know there's some details of this that are seriously practice safe sex let's play on that Porter we can pull out there'll be a [ __ ] oh my god what are you holding Gavin bucket he's holding one of these job chips there oh my god one or nothing okay yes in five minutes hey Gavin yeah why didn't we make it out of obsidian we just made that right now I wanna make a formal apology to the audience about last week's let's play not the best one how about the last two brother I think if you went between them sounds like glad you guys with the same way with that wait the killer slime don't we yeah [ __ ] slime well sorry jack [ __ ] Gavin built a how his house in the nether there's this entire achievement City what it's like incredible [ __ ] Link to the Past about seven hours to make that we literally build it for that two seconds of power kills we got a place I got a place those boys missed [Laughter] sorry man which corner this corner over here is doing is gonna win no let's put him in a be me or you bucket [ __ ] me all right right what the [ __ ] are you doing sorry Jesus Jesus Christ do you not have wood either what happened Joe and I were mining the same tree and a creeper just rolled up for a moment I was like oh that's me here I do can you remember a hotfoot I do well this is a combination called hot foot X Y not hot plunk and shut up ray alright be the last one alive okay you can't break any blocks go together we're gonna die let's die together eh and look straight down I can see now we're gonna die together I guess explain me how you don't have an incredible advantage over everyone else in this one how do I have incredible is your host and you have the world loading we're gonna hit a wall and stop get over it let's do this Edgar always anchor alright wincing two one are you serious oh oh god no yeah I don't know what happened at lunch but Jeff is a changed man I don't know what that means is you get fingered a few [ __ ] I got it I get a piece of the tower the old Dan turn Michaels off apply right now yeah stupid we can stay I mean it's just cobblestone it's [ __ ] actually did yeah I I heard this is what are you [ __ ] to watch yeah Jeff is Danny it's the wall just why is the camera mode like nobody uses I pre-show use it pretty heavily okay we are in the safe harbor so I'm gonna say you can't intentionally kill each other all right yeah we're a bedrock Oh God you hit me first [Laughter] please your next challenge why we could have done this Bobby's flowers the kung Fu's knocked off my house oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Baker cows egg you're doing he's fine Oh Edgar three is uh laid an egg yeah your chicken lady sweet Oh Edgar three's a chicken yeah huh I'm a little confused by the - I don't restart did you see me do it Ron no I'm so mad we didn't get rides reaction from you thought it was John it silently repaired it yep you don't understand Edgar is the one in the hole is sickening you saw my name like this you idiot if not even LV now it's now that Michael McDonald is performing at r-tx whether you want to or not yeah that's a tool yeah anyone watching Gavin is losing his [ __ ] I know I'm an annoying plastic you're like an irritating prick there's a subtle difference I'm hoping look I made it where you can easily see that your hole actually helped you yeah [Laughter] Wow that means are down to two for two seconds guys Oh guys we got guys I'm gonna start construction on on the secret weapon okay do it those can build a TNT cannon Ryan figured out my code when I tell you right yep press the button press it alright Gavin we just lost maybe the explosion went underground burn their Tower and to blaze that's good everybody can go up the stairs with me what the [ __ ] I can't go up the stairs Gavin what's happening to me Jackie's knobs let's knob I think guys ready not leave I'm a fan of blazing it up and smoking that herb I request ten leaf blocks please and with the wind alright I'm in man how about that diamond or gold you only need four or leather seven or eight of it boy this niche thing huh yeah all right you're actually wearing a crown I mean damn it startled oh god oh god oh why mine fire clever girl I'll guard your stuff come back over here so we can kill each other yep all right Gavin I want you to know I'm not going first trap again yeah kill himself [Laughter] the only times I've killed you this time was in self-defense oh yeah you dumb lava on me you kill me yes I'm in part one we agreed to a duel and you lost it should be dark achievement City right me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me oh uh Ryan man what's going on with you damn is it required to say it with that a kunai with chain well the Sun is round maybe we get on top of this huge [ __ ] wedding is that what this black and white stuff yeah thinking about my baby it don't matter if you're black all right or 12 or 9 pigment a so this is what Dan is gonna look like when he's a ghost haunt you like this I will concede there's nothing here yeah seriously [Laughter] that's funny dude there's another point line Billy Ramsay I got time in the menu well you're the menu I'm kidding Michael come here I'm scared to go into the forest at night can I just say as your employee you're a [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] five different angles he's got his head in his hands at this point he's crying [ __ ] stupid areas okay I wish you're aware what's up all right wait our pimps no sorry I was Kayla because it was it was bloody rub it in my face he is rubbing it in our face Wow oh oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] Rick ah [ __ ] little Vern he almost got me [Laughter] frame on the case no so I got back up furniture oh no no just comfort all right well no no hey guys I found the place Hey look there's a bunch of little burns here they're going at it they made a little donkey they need a tiny Grisham's and a cool car [Laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] advances Gavin looks so depressed you stared at the ground where's Horst I think you might have pieces on the tower dude dude Jeff come on just boys like this I got damnit Caleb okay no wait what'd I do shocking cheating I can't even participate I'm gonna kill Ryan real fast no you're not yeah I'm rides gone I'm my body the idiot oh you can make one too I told you I made one we got to work on our communication I can't I'm well that's a bet that I made my first day nope I put it down because I made a before I gave you better wood I only made my to drop the word I got you top I just watch Geoff explode I heard Jeff explode Devon I think Gavin saw something cuz he's really he's got a giggle festival we've been having a conversation about how we were communicating poorly and then we because we both made a crafting table and then we both made a furnace a foot away from each other idiots I saw coming with the goggles [Laughter] here we go Hey look at this [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] what happened how did I kill you Oh God [Laughter] [Laughter] yes you are you it's me yes you do the mushroom just won't hit you [ __ ] me in the foot well it's weird we leave the ships don't say that don't click [Applause] I think we just crashed is that a giant pause great and by crash I mean I think we just crash crashed [Music] don't turn brown touch color hold off [Laughter] traitor popular belief ow ow are who my color oh yeah Oh is our pimps I can exclaim as good as you really Michael right not as good as watch Michael walk into a creeper oh god I feel so terrible now I got all the kitty scared now the kitten I know sitting if someone wants to kill the kitten they can but I'm not going to oh my god yeah I'm on it I'm gonna hide in the sheep's butthole I'll see you guys that was how we got to kill how do you think jack will find I will find you they will kill me not even if we all punch the [ __ ] out of him he probably won't kill all of us I mean I could don't be a wuss come up here the [ __ ] army cowards yeah bunch of it's a bunch of [ __ ] cavemen with stone come on before you knock that side down let's have one last battle no you want to actually very fine Ryan being a man for the first time in this let's play man for any of you apparently or is it or do Niall thing again don't move it let's not do anything let's quit let's throw it throw an egg already all right neg three then three no nothing egg six oh they're supposed to be chickens here yeah yeah I got like a million times yeah no chickens all right my official decree state we unleashed I Ryan goes first everybody come inside Ryan you dead [ __ ] building some blocks buddy I could not lose I couldn't get out of it you wouldn't let me out of the book [Laughter] did you say something did you say who won the next episode the Mad King I'm claiming myself as the rightful heir to the throne mo garius Targaryen I would sit atop my throne can I be at your side like this you know what Gavin you can round one yeah alright so 2nd 3rd and 4th place we'll also get a goal block get out of your nella drill you have boots you will be the Jester this round go remember when you said you wanted to be by my side during round one alright I got it my king plan on this beforehand but you are such a good sport and you dance the entire time I will give you one goal this is gonna be short Oh bollocks Michael a bollocks this what am i doing Gavin the cool take care ok I have the string no we can't save that string he is closed so no Ray's nipping at his heels though am i sucking you out am i suck you right now Gavin world's most hideous display case a minute I know but you didn't do it why you got to do it like all around like in a square like make your way out do it again these guys are [ __ ] I've had time alright congratulations [Music] thank you so let's remember what I did it's it good to be king Oh it'll be so good it's time for the second annual achievement Oh God look at this every year [ __ ] don't miss rose this is where [ __ ] Caleb was right this is where Caleb isn't this time brick it's not that's Ryan oh I don't have a weapon but I can slap you with a fish that Wow who's a blue one maybe they should be worth more points take it if you can raised the ceiling height to 256 are you got love all right yeah I'm gonna buy it now and forever yep take six nicely done thank you by the way kind of a downside of this pickaxe is I can't pick up iron or coal what well I get the whole block so here it is he's just mining I go oh wait that's the same you got iron ore I don't I don't know what I'm thinking how hard is the thing most of the crew up and then have like two people keep making it at the bottom ah [ __ ] god damn dude dude there's a villager in love oh yeah BAM oh like he's already banging another all they made children are you sure you watch the bang then yes bang there's a little boy here iein helmet looks bloody cool oh come I like that thing right now oh god you set me on fire you didn't build it right what did i do right that's what you told me to build what today is right up really nothing you said build it [ __ ] never mind build it four by six you dope spider oh yeah where you going that was way too late I got a bunch any other cuz you have to actually do something you did something for starting a game and pushing off press Start she will unlock did you about that like outrageous push the buttons on the controller drop a controller to a box of mushrooms it probably hit enough on the way down ah here's the problem right so mushrooms you'd have to [ __ ] plug the Xbox in turn it on get a [ __ ] internet connection pay for the internet connection that's a lot of [ __ ] for a fungus you do that brother house anyway I do that for my kid but he doesn't do it you're doing it for it also your kid isn't fungus absolutely what chips point is all of those things I have to do anyway do you like the Xbox yes okay now you need to press Start can you press Start this seems like a pointless video love that dog it's like we quit rewarding actual achievements we're given me was the baby the other Adams kid it was like pubic it was Wednesday and mostly pube oh no totally yeah you're right pubert hey idiot Hubert Adams Pugsley you idiot well I don't know why I'm glad that from my brain is as much I don't know where you get anything the guy with a fungus for a child we never have this conversation again Ryan's gonna come in with his [ __ ] third kid look guys meet puberty he's a piece of fungus College he has six achievements that'll be the test get born [ __ ] pew pew but I know tower players I can read it I got I need to get through this I got was that puberty in the 1993 film Addams Family Values which i think is a shitty straight the V with the summer camp logging [ __ ] yeah Gomez and Morticia have a third child a son they lovingly named pubertal baby with the Gomez mustache I remember that baby no Qbert that was thought I was going insane leave that so that's all gonna get edited no I'll give them that one 360 oh dear [ __ ] they're too hard figured out why God let's stop No oh well we get their disconnected from Xbox Live Ryan if you get a mumble away from the mic do it loud mother [Laughter] the bow and arrow towers the sniper towers cool now have [Laughter] all right go right for it [ __ ] what's up [ __ ] yeah what's up he's go ready [ __ ] he's got the tower oh yes right now the tower might be glitched uh it went through the some cactus I can't retrieve it welcome take it my you guys not seeing any character no I checked my buddy a cactus alright Michael's down oh that's probably did you win or what I thought that we're gonna take Gavin knocked one piece are you kidding me murdered me and Captain America I am tuxedo America Michael this vital ed well for me why'd you start and we had the horses I know you guys were confused what a big reveal it was me the whole time surprise I wasn't really Captain America guys wow I did it [Music] [Applause] let's all jump off together first let's go idiots

Channel: Hero

Views: 3,194,757

Keywords: Lindsay, Jones, Michael, Lindsay Tuggey, Lindsay Jones, Michael Jones, Gavin, Free, Gavin Free, Geoff, Ramsey, Geoff ramsey, Jack, Patillo, Jack Patillo, Ray, Narvaez, Ray Narvaez, Ryan, Haywood, Ryan Haywood, James Ryan Haywood, Caleb

Id: AHZU3YNkWxY

Length: 111min 3sec (6663 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 05 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/ianthony19]

I know its bad and all but maybe this was just a legit michael jackson pedo reference

[u/CoasterKamikaze]

Yep that's a bad one.