r/ProRevenge - Well well well... How The TurnTables

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of reddit this is your Pete's 11 host Zach and today subreddit is our slash pro revenge with a couple bonuses from our slash petty revenge don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode this story's called I turned off a radio station in the 90s I was a technical operator for a radio station long story short I'm a production elements for them and adverts on top of my other duties new management came in and decided to only pay me for the tech op shifts I had done and nothing for the production first month he was there I had invoiced for a little over 3,000 pounds and received a 960 pound cheque I ran the overnights so when midnight came I moved all my production into a hidden folder in system32 and shut down the servers through the breakers and left I got a phone call in the morning and was asked to come in for a meeting as I'd left them up the creek I've made pretty much 70 to 80% of all the adverts in production stinkers idents and montages the new boss was an ass he told me I'd damaged the product which I just laughed at as before he came in it was a great ad station and he turned it into a top 40 station you could find up and down the dial we'll call him Jay I'd also found out that the sales staff were charging customers 200 pounds for advert production they were on 10% commission and I was getting 40 pounds for each advert and they pocketed the rest on top of their Commission bear in mind the rest of the outsourced ads cost 150 pounds to 200 pounds in the meeting I laid out my demands I can restore everything but I don't only want the money you owe me from the past month I want the money from the previous adverts your sales staff had pocketed from my work they essentially made a hundred sixty pounds extra from each advert on top of their Commission around 300 to 400 up ha there's no way we can do that well there's no way I can restore the adverts he's looking at pieces of paper on his desk we can give you an extra 200 pounds a month I want the whole amount I handed him an invoice that totaled a little over 16,000 pounds Jay the color now drained from his face wait wait Jay pause for dramatic effect you honor that invoice or you will have to recreate or outsource all of the production okay let me see what I can do I'll sort something out for your next invoice date Jay another pause if I don't walk out of here with my money today you don't get them back as soon as you restore them I'll see what I can do Jay long drawn-out dramatic pause I will have no guarantees and I'm not stupid a bank transfer today and we can sort that out right here and now Jay then phones the head office and within the hour I had every penny of it in my account his face was a picture when he followed me to the server to watch me just move the files from one folder to the other yes they were right under your nose you'd best get home now and get some sleep no good luck tonight within five hours I was in Spain where I stayed for four weeks when I got back I did hear through the grapevine that the sales team were out for blood Jay Baalak tan blamed them for being ripped off and they all lost their commission for three months and just got basic pay to make up for the loss I'm pretty sure the company made more than enough back from that to pay for my hostage negotiation I used to some of what was left to buy a laptop and started DJing around town for a few years back then it was a rare sight and used to get nerdy types on the night out just hanging around the booths to see what I was doing with a computer in my pub my friend used to say I looked like I was doing my homework wow he really had them by the balls that was that was pretty that was pretty sick this story's called think you can steal my stuff and get away with good luck studying for exams with a broken laptop back in my first year of college I used to live in a residence on campus with three other dudes two of them were cool shout out to be dog and al but the third a named David had a nasty habit of taking things that weren't his and mysteriously forgetting that the objects had fallen into his possession of the items he had stolen and were subsequently found in his room included food and snacks notebooks vapes and earbuds albeit cheap ones we'd all complained to our RA but since they were such small items we were told that we should just have a house meeting and talk about it with David to have the problem fixed we had two of those where he claimed it all looks so similar how much supposed to know which one's mine considering that we all kept our crap in our rooms this was obviously BS but the RA or a residence assistant said unless it was something major campus police wouldn't launch an official investigation so we instituted a masking tape policy in marked everything but lo and behold he still continued his petty theft knowing nothing would happen unless I took action I planned my revenge i shelled out $80 for something similar to this bad boy it was a USB device that once plugged into an unsecured USB port fried the computer by building a charge in dispersing it into the port pretty much destroying the CPU among other parts now obviously I wasn't gonna plant this anywhere but I had to make it seem like this was a tool and not some sort of setup so I had roped b-dog in Dowell in on my plan and installed the software called device lock which protects USB ports from being used without express permission from the user on all of our devices also just in case the butthole tried to plug it into our laptops I even went as far as taping my name to the silicon time bomb with them roped in the last thing to do was wait and see if David had learned his lesson it took all of three days but expectedly David did not learn his lesson I was at the library when this happened but David had decided that this sexy USB would be the perfect addition to his collection of stolen wares so he went into my room and took it big mistake I got a snapchat from b-dawg that David was going postal and I needed to get back ASAP I hightailed it and when I got near our residence I could physically hear David swearing and yelling from the hallway when I got inside he was screaming and cussing that he was gonna sue me for purposely trying to damage his laptop by booby-trapping the USB admittedly I should have held my composure better but I laughed in that mofos face I told him that the USB was clearly labeled with my name on my desk in my room and I was using it to test whether my computer ports were secured from devices such as this screaming and sued from him after which our RA showed up he had heard the crapfest from down the hall and asked what the hell was happening I stayed quiet to let David attempt to lie his way out of this but holy crap this dumb crap kept do a story after explaining my side the RA said we are both going to campus police as this was pretty serious cue me thinking I just screwed up my whole future for a stupid act of revenge when we got there and explained our stories campus police had none of David's crap they told him that one he cannot sue since this was not a trap but a security tool that was within my own living space of which he had no rights entering to steal from and to he was being relocated to the crappy single residences on the other side of campus and if they caught wind of this again he was getting banned for life from the residence as well as receiving a non-academic offense which is a nice little chat with the Dean about his misconduct his tone immediately flipped to crying and saying he had all his exam notes on there it was stress that was causing him to do this and he had paid to live in the nicer dormitory style housing but they basically told him tough crap this is your one and final warning the three of us enjoyed the rest of the summer with an extra bedroom for storage space and beer pong which was definitely a win as for David I've only ever seen him in the cafeteria or library on occasion sitting there studying without his laptop I'm of the opinion that if you want to sabotage your own goods that's anyone shouldn't be able to legally obtain then I should then you should be able to go for it you know I obviously don't poison your food like if your co-worker stealing it but like maybe you're like spiking with laxatives that's a good one which is illegal for some reason I'm pretty sure which is stupid because they're stealing this story's called not my revenge but my professors against cheaters I took the final for an engineering class this morning usually one or two people will go to the bathroom during class however for totally unknown reasons about half of the class needed to use the restroom during the exam obviously a vast majority of them or looking up the answers on their phones this irritated me but I just stayed focused and barely finished since it was a hard exam I remembered that there was this one particular problem that was only barely related to the stuff we went over in class where Part A was fairly easy but I had no idea how to do Part B I didn't fret over it too much though since that part was only five points out of 100 well our professor who was on the older side and I would have thought was somewhat ignorance of technology sent us an email just now explaining his diabolical plan to catch cheaters many of the students in this class used check a website that has answers to lots of homework questions if you're not familiar to be fair I have an account too though I only used it for studying in checking homework solutions anyway he explained that he was tired of people going to the bathroom and looking up answers on their phones so he made the question I mentioned earlier as a trap he purposefully made Part B impossible to solve and about a month before the final he got a TA with the check accounts to ask the exact question which was distinctly worded to be unique he then created his own check accounts and answered the question with a BS solution that seems right at first glance but is actually fundamentally flawed and very unlikely that the person would make this assumptions and mistakes independently he said that out of 99 exams 14 of them fell for the trap and that everyone who had his wrong solution on their exam was given a zero and reported to the University for violating the academic honor pledge they signed on the front he also sent an email to all the other professors in our department giving them the list of cheaters who some pre-emptive revenge okay that was was pretty funny oh that's terrifying to wait don't they make you check your phones in for like finals and stuff this story is called cheat on me your granite notes everyone in this story is in high school when I was in my early days of high school I used to date this guy James when I was in that relationship I thought that he was such a great guy but now I realize how awful he truly was when we got together James asked that we keep the relationship private because he didn't want all that attention his words which now seems like a big red flag but I didn't really think much of it at the time so with the exception of both our immediate families no one really knew we were together we didn't go out that much just hung out in school like any typical high school relationship one important thing to note is that I'm openly pan my family and friends know it James knows it and basically everyone knows it and accepts it James and I had one class together and we had a mutual friend will call Ashlyn Ashe was a really sweet kind girl who James met through an after school math class they took together he introduced her to me and we immediately hit it off James and dash hung out quite a bit but I didn't think anything of it at the time because I thought I could trust him another important thing is that Ash is bi and open and she didn't know that I was dating James the time so one day I was supposed to hang out at the Starbucks near our school with James but he cancelled a few hours before because he had a dentist appointment he didn't know about until the day of I didn't want to cancel my plans completely so I called up ash and asked her if she'd like to hang out with she said sure so we both met up we were talking about a dance that was coming up at her school and she casually mentioned that she now has someone to go with I asked her what she meant and she says that she has a boyfriend now I of course was thrilled for her and asked her who it was then she drops the bombshell James had asked her out and they were now dating ash said that he had asked her not to tell anyone but she knew that she could trust me well I was completely surprised and shocked by that information so I told her the truth when I finished ash didn't want to believe me so I called James who didn't know I was with her at the time I said cheesy things like hi baby I miss you and I love you do you love me more and am I your favorite girl and stuff like that ash was right there next to me hearing everything when I ended the call she said that she believed me and that now we should go break up with him together the next day we saw James in the class we share with him we told him everything we knew and ash and I broke up with him he tried to defend himself and pled not guilty at first but once he saw that there was no way out he gave up and confessed to everything turns out he wasn't as good of a guy as we thought he was ash and I had left him to be this incident brought me in - a lot closer together and after a few years past we actually started to develop feelings for each other I had a big crush on her and I was pretty sure she felt the same way about me so I asked her out one day she said yes and now our together I love ash with all my heart and I'm so glad to be dating her I didn't get into a relationship with her to be petty of course but it still makes me smile every time James sees us together he hates us being a couple I'm so happy to be away from that relationship and to be dating this amazing wonderful girl plus I got sweet sweet revenge on James okay so a thing I've heard is that like it's a bad thing you know if a girl dates you in the whole sudden she's dating a girl afterwards two girls dates you they leave you and they start dating each other that's gotta hurt but obviously the dudes this comeback he deserves it because cheating is a no-go this story's called what is your final destination I'm a flight attendant for a major airline and the entitlements I encounter is crazy this week passengers were boarding the flights as usual large rolling bag on top personal item underneath their seat this lady comes on in half-asses her rollin into the overhead bin I mean this bag is half way sticking out from the bin so we make an announcement ladies and gentlemen please make sure your bag is properly placed in the overhead bin this flight will be full and if the bag does not fit as we are closing the bins it will have to be checked I can see the lady and she looks at her bag and stares out the window again a second or third announcement are made just for her I can't stop the boarding process to talk to her directly so whatever I would have to deal with her bag at the end of boarding true to our word the flight is completely full and so are the bins I approach her luggage and of course the bin does not close I asked the general area who's back I was holding as it does not fit as it's placed that's my bag but there's people's backpacks up there ask them to put them under this seat so you can make it fit also there's a jacket behind my bag my bag always fits up there she says there's nothing behind her back it's too long and won't fit perpendicular to the aisle and the bin is so full I can't place it in sideways so I tell her this and ask what her final destination was so I could check it there she refuses to tell me again repeating to make it work do your job we are approaching our departure time so I'm already flustered with this lady I said I'm sorry I can't make it work this bag needs to be checked we made several announced over the last 15 minutes and you had plenty of time to get your bag stowed properly people have as much right to access these bins as you do so I can't force other passengers to bring their items to accommodate yours so I ask her again what her final destination was she ignored me and stared out the window ma'am no answer ma'am nothing fine I take the bag down and hand it to the agent what's the final destination he asks our flight was headed to Chicago I paused Lovick oh oh okay that's that's pretty good okay um is this Lubbock Texas because that's kind of out of the way don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 18min 26sec (1106 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 15 2019