r/PettyRevenge - Her REVENGE was DESTROYING his life's work

[Music] what is up guys welcome to daily dose of Reddit this is your host that cried from excitement during that PlayStation 5 reveal holy crap Ratchet and Clank look some 8c okay sorry I mean I'm excited about everything else there but Ratchet and Clank is what made me whoa uh captain Zach and today subreddit is our slash petty revenge oh and fYI if any of you guys get a PlayStation 5 pre-order and I don't I'm out for blood okay first up is called mean old woman gets the train horn I'm a lover of cheap old automobiles that sounds painful I had recently scored an eighties Dodge pickup in slight need of repair so after a few repairs it was road worthy but with the addition of a three Bell train horn mounted to a three gallon air compressor and tank for that big rig feel so this story begins with me driving the old Dodge and coming up to a red stop light a single white Ford Focus is already sitting there as I pull up behind the drivers arm starts flailing I'm thinking they're on the phone in doing the Italian thing and talking with hands given I'm easily eight feet behind the car and not bumper humping or anything to aggravate the driver well the light turns green and the driver moved forward about three feet I had reacted to the driver and the light so now I'm stuck too close to their bumper and can't go around arms flailing again clearly this person is pissed about something but I have no clue what I give a slight horn honk original horn still works to indicate that myself and about 10 others are stuck behind this person she moves forward another five feet and jumps on the brakes same as last time I thought we were going in not playing games so I'm stuck on her bumper again and can't go around this time everyone behind me is pissed and honking like crazy I give in and let a few normal horn honks to say it's not just me you're screwing over we're also sitting in the middle of the intersection at this point driver is now super upset about something and starts blasting the bird out the car window well now I've had enough I flip the red aircraft style switch cover and arm the horn then release all 110 decibels of train horn fury upon this poor soul who picked the wrong car to mess with today she quickly floored it through the intersection and made it all of about a quarter-mile before she started driving irrationally again this time slowing to a turtle's pace I'm guessing to allow the line of traffic through the intersection I don't fall prey to the start-stop games again and go to the shoulder to pass as I get up next to her I see a little hunched over old woman flipping me off whoops blasted the horn again as soon as I saw the finger now proudly in front I Drive off to hopefully never see such a crappy driver for a few weeks at least question is that even legal because if you can have a train horn mounted to your freaking truck that would be badass however I feel like that could be very very easily abused so I'm wondering is there like a legal limit to how loud your freaking horn can be or would that be like a state-to-state thing this story's called be careful what you ask for seeing years ago pre-digital records my ex and I parted ways after several years of fighting we were trying to be civil due to the kids three months after I kicked him out I put together a package of papers I thought he might want I had them in a large manila envelope when he dropped the kids off I met him at the door to give it to him here you go handing it out what's that stepping back looking like it's a snake I found some papers that I thought you might want there's nothing here that I want I really think you think you think I don't care do you think you don't even want to look I already told you you have nothing I want what do you expect me to do with them I don't care do whatever you like throw them away burn them just leave me alone as he is walking away I think you are making a mistake I already made the mistake seven years ago referencing wedding date a few weeks later I did have a fire in the fireplace Oh what was in the envelope you asked car title high school diploma high school transcript college transcript letter from the white house dd-214 which is the last surviving proof of service original records were destroyed in a fire ironically divorce decree first wife child support papers also first wife birth certificate is about six months later he asked if I had seen one of them okay first of all this is malicious compliance 100% however I will say this this is a perfect post obviously it's really really short and there's not much going on here however it is so good it's simple it's funny it's just a joy this is a good post you should be proud users see toddy say toddy citta do you see toddy I don't I don't know but whatever the hell your name is good job sorry about the divorce though I'll rank this ultra not quite plus ultra because you know that's for stuff that's like really exciting and it's like wow but this is really good ultra alright this one's called revenge on husband through the tiny taco on mobile my husband and I adopted a little dog from a Humane Society shelter in April of 2018 she was estimated to be a year old at the time and had come from a hoarders home she is amazing the best dog I've ever had super friendly adorable and loves to play she gets along with anyone and any animal now here's the thing she has a couple of very bad and they are hard to break had we gotten her as a puppy I feel as though I would have had an easier time teaching her certain things she is only seven pounds fully grown she's three now so husband doesn't see one of her bad habits as a big deal jumping I can't stand the jumping this girl can't jump too all the way to my waist at times when she's excited she will jump continuously on you example of going for a walk car ride playing etc when she wants you to pay attention to her she jumps guests coming over jump on them sounds cute but it's not I've had moments where she will jump on me from behind and hit the back of my knee and I fall while carrying things I've had moments where she jumped on me while wearing shorts that I got scratched by her nails and also to be honest it's super annoying to me to be jumped on over and over while I'm trying to leave the house to run errands because she wants to go she rarely does it to me now because I correct her every time until she stops but she hasn't stopped with him and she thinks it's okay husband doesn't mind it thinks it's adorable and encourages her to jump in his arms a lot of times we haven't argued about it but I have expressed my concerns with it and that I feel we should be on the same page to train her to not jump on people fast forward to today I had corrected her this morning after she jumped on me wanting attention husband didn't say anything but saw it just a few minutes ago he stopped me in the hallway to talk to me our Dargo decides she wants his attention in jumps on him she jumped and caught him right in the bro varese if you will the crotch nuggets family jewels meets Kiwis tongue pillows whatever you want to call them she got them he killed over and made noises that can only be comparable to an overweight donkey wheezing after running a race I stood there and watched as his body hunched over and with tears in his eyes he looked at our precious spoiled dog oh and said the words doily no jump before limping away to scrounge the freezer for frozen peas I think he learned a lesson here boilie is her name I went this is also a cute story I don't know the image of small dogs jumping around a bunch is hilarious to me because small dogs are just tiny and annoying and one constantly jumping around just adds to that image and it's hilarious like that's something you only see annoying dogs in movies do also I know it's small but she said she hasn't argued with them but she has expressed her concerns that is cool because that's a sign of a healthy relationship and you don't see a lot of those in these stories okay this story is called steal my Amazon package enjoy your complaint investigation I work from home receive a notification on my phone that my Amazon package has been delivered it's a couple of hundred dollar items so I immediately go outside but no package anywhere I was outside as the delivery van was driving away so literally no way a package thief snatched it in 20 seconds the Amazon driver is two houses down excuse me I received a notification that my package was just delivered but it's not there driver looked shocked stammering over words Oh what's the address I give him the address yeah I just delivered it to you no you didn't I'm calling Amazon and y'all can sort this out I start walking away driver calls out oh I found your package but it says there's an issue and I can't deliver it it's likely a duplicate and another driver will be by later to deliver the correct one then why did you mark it as delivered oh because I didn't see there was an error the other driver will be by later no I'm calling Amazon now I walk away called Amazon to report the incident they say nothing is wrong with my package and it's marked as delivered I tell them about the inter action and they say the driver should have given me the package even if it's a duplicate the driver is not supposed to withhold a package they'll investigate and get back to me in 24 hours two minutes after getting off the phone with Amazon the doorbell rings I happen to be next to the door so I opened it within five seconds to see the same delivery driver hauling ass down my driveway jumps in delivery van and speeds off through the neighborhood I looked down and my package is there call Amazon again to let them know that I just got the package and it was the same driver who hauled tail they said they would be opening an investigation into the driver I also told them about how fast he was driving through the neighborhood I felt like a Karen calling to complain but truly believed this driver was running a package stealing scam marks package as delivered customer says they never received driver says well a package they probably stole it before you looked for it what a freaking dummy head especially to steal a package like now when more people are staying home than like ever probably I don't think I've ever dealt with the package thief before but Wow I would I would be livid livid alright this story's called you're not a simp neither am i so this happened right now and I thought I posted why because it was just the perfect amount of petty in one sentence also a lot of people don't know what a simp is so I'll clarify it originally meant something else but now it's slang for when a man overvalues a woman example when those little kids donate money to pretty female streamers so they notice them also stop giving me crap for explaining what fortnight is I legit just had to explain what fortnight was to someone who couldn't understand the story because they never played fortnight the story I was playing fortnight and I went on to squad fills with my two friends so we would only get into game with one other person well we got into a game and start talking with this person this kid is freaking out because my friends have played the game for a long time and have special OG skins anyway he's freaking out in asking them if he can add them to his friends list because they're oaky the following conversation occurs oh my god I'm freaking out right now can I please add you to friend 1 & friend 2 are both laughing about how this kid is freaking out so much wait what about me you don't want to add me sorry I don't add girls I'm not a simp kind of in shock by this ridiculous logic well just because you're friends with a girl doesn't mean you're a simp yeah it does me already plotting Wow okay buddy so after that first conversation we continued to play the game we run into another squad who absolutely destroys my teammates knocking the kid down and leaving me to clutch up it was my time to shine I clutch up kill the squad and it's me and the kid can you revive me please me glad the moment has arrived sorry I don't revive boys I'm not a simp Wow guess I'll leave then kid leaves the game friend one and friend two are chuckling at night pettiness and clever word turn around and I am feeling all too proud no revenge is too small kids in case you're curious simp or s IM p is an acronym for sucka idolizing mediocre poon I'm sure you can figure out where that would be appropriately applied and no being friends with women does not make you a simp anyway that's a funny story and also pretty indicative of the state of today's internet youth and honestly this is the kind of story that people who bash on fortnight for no reason would use as a reason to bash on fortnight because that kid holy crap alrighty this one's called won't give me $20 off fine I'll get $50 off instead for reference I'm 15 and I run a small mowing company in my neighborhood job I have been saving up to buy a new mower to replace my current 16 plus year old one I went in to the only Home Depot in my city that had a $750 honda mower in stock I originally found an associate and tried to get the floor model but since they had one in stock I couldn't buy the floor model oh well I pull up to a competitor site Northern Tool and showed a different associate that I could get $20 off there with a coupon and the other store was less than five minutes away they talked to who I believe was the department manager and they approved it so then I make my way over to the registers and tell the associate what the other said and she calls over her higher up enter Karen haircut and all I was told by that associate that I could get $20 off because a competitor has it at a better price Karen in a part mocking part baby tone voice no that's a coupon it has to be the actual price of the item they don't know what they're talking about I'm the financial supervisor they say on their website they accept competitors coupons okay then I'll just go put it back so I do and head back to the car while leaving the store she troops her head down makes that puppy dog poor poor you face and says I'm sorry I'm sorry you could have saved money I wanted to flip her off so bad I decide you know what she's not a manager let me go talk to customer service so I go to the desk and this is how the conversation goes hey I was trying to get $20 off a $750 mower I was told it was okay by two associates but then your supervisor over there said absolutely not okay let me see this mower I can give you $50 off so he goes looks at the mower and goes back to ring me up we have a good conversation about cars and I walk out of the store and Karen doesn't say a word okay first good on Opie here for freaking starting their own lawn mowing business that's really cool and it's obviously paying off because he's here buying new freaking lawnmower that's that's just that's really exciting I'm excited for him also that Karen stupid um she's lame and yeah that's about it okay guys last story up is called handicapped parking is for handicapped people not rich ones first just FYI in most handicapped parking spots there is a place next to the parking spot marked off for loading and unloading wheelchairs in the US it's usually painted with diagonal stripes onto the story my son and I were at Walmart and as I was parked I saw that a new BMW convertible owner decided that that striped spot was set aside for him I looked and there was no sign of a placard or handicap tag pissed me off and I stood about it the whole time we were shopping when he was still parked there when I came out I decided to get spiteful I found a piece of paper and left a note on his windshield it said so sorry I did not mean to scrape your car with my wheelchair I would leave my contact info but you were illegally parked blocking my van so good luck buffing that out we sat in the car another 20 minutes and waited out came this guy that looked like a personal trainer he came jogging up to his car chatting on his phone he saw the note screamed oh crap then he spent the next 20 minutes going over his car inch by inch rubbing every speck of dust or dirt he was still looking when we left nothing harmed no damage just a lesson hopefully learned Oh honestly I feel like that's even better revenge than actually damaging his car because now he's left frantic thinking okay guys thank you for watching hope you enjoyed the video make sure you subscribe to daily dose of memes even though the name is a bit of a lie it's not daily don't let them fool you don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Id: d1mttlha5UI

Length: 19min 52sec (1192 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 14 2020