Ronny Chieng - COMEDY CLASSIC You are a legend!! His Stand up number 1 Comedy Performance - 2016

being so famous right the second most common question I get asked this hey Ronnie what your parents think about this what your parents think about what you do are your parents okay are you doing stand-up comedy in oculist enough question but the insinuation behind it it's downright racist well you only asked me that because I'm Chinese you never ask these other white comedians that question because you know that parents don't give a [ __ ] about them I don't know if Asian people are overlooked in America a little bit that's too big a call for me to make seeing as how I'm a [ __ ] foreigner and I might be biased but I do know that when Iraq said that they had no nuclear weapons America was like yeah you do we're gonna invade you until we find them and they're still there but when North Korea said not only do we have nuclear weapons we want to launch them in America to kill all of you America was like now you don't you don't know only do we not believe you / don't give a [ __ ] what gonna make movies taunting you just daring you to launch all those babies over and those movies are the only rules we're gonna give agent people in our country I don't always like to be a minority Asian as I come from Asia ball Asian over that right I'm always like to be like a minority I encountered Asian stereotypes for the first time I moved to America never encounter Asians no times before until I left Asia and no idea why people were saying that [ __ ] about us no way do you guys was talking [ __ ] behind our backs all this Asian stereotypes like Asian people are good at math I didn't know that in Asia we'll all good at math I didn't know there was a skill set I didn't know square rooting seven was difficult I just did it just did again for fun that's how I entertain myself in between jokes so much going on up here or the other Asian stereotype Asian people bad drivers I didn't know that in Asia we drive we crash we get to another car do we continue on our biggest stereotype or should I say the smallest stereotype Asian peoples I didn't know that it'll give us more ticks ain't nothing to compare it to [ __ ] measured enough dicks to get a large enough sample size to reduce your standard deviation down to an acceptable positive error that's why a little math joke kirinda that's all the comedy we doing in Asia it's just math jokes we have just for math as a reader I gotta use three people all right I got used to you guys that's more of me and my kind of race than any other waste on the planet okay you know that means that means we are the majority we dictate what is normal behavior so all that shit's bad drivings more digs good at math even if that was true guess what I'll be normal this is more of us than anyone else on the planet we dictate what is normal behavior I could drive down the goddamn Street with my feet on the steering wheel Dancing's a Gundam start I want to alright guess what I'll become the correct way to drive right as you guys all right eating your potatoes wearing your filthy shoes in the house and your big dicks you guys are the windows jamika under standing ovation for you

Channel: Fun with Alicia and Friends !

Views: 371,440

Keywords: Comedy, Festival, funny, hilarious

Id: 3wlVb41VQXE

Length: 4min 28sec (268 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 24 2017