Roblox All Star Tower Defense In A Nutshell

hi i'm tankfish and i collect people welcome to all star tower defense a game where you kidnap kids and depending on their quality send them to the slaughterhouse to liquidate and extract their experience or dispatch them to the battlefield to fight off endless hordes of enemies who are here to get some of your hyundai collection you know giving them a good taste of what fighting on the eastern front on the german side feels like and just like any roblox anime games this one doesn't make sense neither because theoretically if you just place goku on any of those maps it should be a rather easy victory because those dragon ball people are on a whole different scale they blow up planets for ships and giggles the only explanation i can think of is uh plot armor aka the strongest defense that bans reality [Music] take the most generic ass tower defense game make it anime put a load of towers and you got all-star tower defense hold on let me turn up the quality what the [ __ ] if you want me to describe the experience in one word it's pain five percent of the gameplay is you placing down your units and upgrading them and the other 95 is you doing absolutely [ __ ] all of the maps only have one lane so you don't need to spend extra brain cells to figure out where choke points are just put your towers near the enemy's spawn it's not called spawn camping it's called denying enemy reinforcement sometimes the route doesn't even make sense look at this why did you make this detour you could literally just have walked straight the [ __ ] is this gay parade anyways do i even have to explain how this game works like this is such a textbook tower defense then you can say the creator might as well copy the [ __ ] textbook you know upgrade towers get money after rounds don't let enemies reach your base yeah i'm not gonna waste your time with the basic shits i mean so simple that even infants play this game and they do your base hp skills with your level and by that i mean every one level gives you four extra hp which is fall more players also give more hp to the base but also make the monster stronger the damage the monster deal to the base depends on their hp remaining so if you let a fat one in you're pretty much [ __ ] oh yeah some units require the high ground so don't be dumb like me and try to place goku on the ground for like 30 minutes so yeah that's about it for the gameplay now some tips if you don't have good units call in a friend and leech off them if you don't have any brain sale for a good team composition you got the internet you can do plagiarism just remember to disable the effects when playing because you will crash the enemies are basically walking punching bags and by walking i mean they move for the same velocity as a disabled grandma this is how fast these [ __ ] move in anime and this is how fast they move in game like are they all [ __ ] life support or something they also lack critical thinking because they just walk by people who are literally beating the [ __ ] out of them like [ __ ] six man go gank this dude or something you got the numbers one it's balloons right fine makes sense balloons don't fight back but these are not balloons anyway sorry i got sidetracked there are multiple types of enemies normal simply walk on the path like good boys running in there and powerful a plot armor can only be damaged by upgraded units decelerate those are seven years old to marathon they will sprint and be fusses in the beginning and eventually ran out of breath and slow down air i don't know but if you're flying do you still need to follow the [ __ ] road like they can be only attacked by people on the high ground or hybrid units explosive unlock bot upon death and stun your characters it's one of the only enemies that actually kind of fight back but you have to retaliate by sacrificing yourself for pakistan clutter does mitosis when dying regenerator regens health balance pretty much is a very big punching bag though some have some special gimmicks such as stunning units or directly attacking your base so yeah that's the other enemy that fights back and that's pretty much it also the f you mean by flying titans cloner todoroki and deku nani what is this a fan fiction this game has a gadget system aka legal pg gambling for children you use gems to summon main units and coins to summon secondary units to be honest is a recovered patient from terminal gotcha addiction this game's summon system is not that [ __ ] annoying i mean sure the catch only has six characters with one five stars two four stars and 3 3 stars and changes every hours but all this means is that you can get a specific character without wasting your gems you might have to wait forever for the 5 star you want to appear since there's like 90 of them but hey at least that's better than having 0.02 chance of getting the unit you want just be careful because some characters have similar avatar so make sure to not get debated i mean there is after all eight different versions of goku oh also there's a pity system where you can get a guaranteed 5 stars after 60 rows though the pity resets when you leave the server the [ __ ] is this yba you know what i'm not even gonna make fun of the scuffed character names it honestly seems that the roblox anime game devs are having a competition of who can come up with the most scuffed name at this point they're not even trying anymore you can equip 6th unit at the time you start at 3 and unlock new slot at level 15 30 and 50. different units have a different camp for the amount of time you can place them on the map usually you can place 8 at the time but some stronger ones like gilga-chan can only be placed once sometimes the attack pattern of your unit changes when you upgrade it and some units unlock abilities at certain upgrade to be honest this game doesn't even try to be balanced some units are like on [ __ ] crack and some seem to have a crippling depression episode you can level up your characters by forcing them to cannibalize other weaker individuals and evolve your characters by offering a specific people to the blood god this is a pg game by the way in fact secondary units is just a better way to say human sacrifice i mean you could use them in battle to make your teammates have a gamer rage moment but that's pretty much the extent of their use i mean your basement aka your inventory has limited space anyways and expanding it costs jam so might as well you know the only way to obtain six star units is through evolution and your units keep their levels after evolving the [ __ ] is this pokemon each level gives the counter one percent damage buff so at max level they will receive a 79 damage buff they should've made the level cap 70. the unit in your first slot will show up on your shoulder that's your favorite child and just like any asian parents you should show them off you know flex on the others dude my kid knows how to play piano well shut the [ __ ] up my three years old can do algebra me personally i want to throw them in the nearby river for some reason anyways although it seems like there's a shitload of units most of them are dps and by most i mean like 95 you may think that they're all different but they're actually just all copy pasted with different skins and animation i mean for [ __ ] sake the damage is built instantaneously and the animation is just for show so most of the time the enemies would just get thanos snapped out of existence then your unit will have a skill issue moment and attack [ __ ] all nothing anyways i digress all the dps pretty much follow three archetypes single target cone and aoe good units basically have higher damage more range and bigger aoe that's about it the other five percent of units are the fun ones there are summoners that summon goons to kamikaze on the enemies classic japan i know units that deal damage over time [ __ ] hype machines that increase surrounding units testosterone level slaves that make you money and units with special abilities for example goku and vegeta with gay earrings can do the big game move and fuse blackbeard can slow enemies some fighters have manual activated damage abilities i don't know why people like these because all this means is that you can't have k anymore jyotoro can zavado and freezes enemies goja 2 for some reason even though he all has a time stop ability in canon and you can directly control kakashi susano or getting the [ __ ] robot there are more but too long didn't read go wiki yourself give your characters balls to buff them okay orbs are pretty overpowered they give some plot armor awakening flintstone vitamin gummy monster energy tier buffs and that's why each unit can only equip one most of the orbs are unit specific but some can be used by anyone they can be bought with gems obtained in trials or crafted with materials they take a load of materials to craft though so you might have to sell both of your kidneys to get one holy [ __ ] that's a lot of game modes alright so there's the story mode with absolutely fall story and zero dialogues you just play through the levels i guess every level with the same map are pretty much identical with a few tweaks to the monster health and a different boss so basically you can just use the same strat beating the level gives you a secondary character used for evolution and exp there are 20 maps with 6 levels each so 120 in total have fun infinity mode is basically fighting against china because the enemies just keep on calming until you're dead every 10 waves you get an exp to feed your starving children and by that i mean a character that's just called exp the devs gave up on coatings that get and just made a units whose sole purpose is to be sacrificed you can play on extreme in both of these modes where you get butt but receive more rewards there's a pvp mode where you can either engage in glorious duel or team up with a broad 2v2 the goal is to outlast your opponent and you can summon bosses that you bought with gems or coined to your enemy's side to cut them basically to win be the first one to boss spam the sh out of the other guy you gain or lose elo depending if you win or lose and you receive a pvp rank based on your elo it has no use and it's pretty much just for flexing trials are basically story mode with a level requirement you get a 5 star unit as a reward for normal mode completion of orbs or extreme mode and i have no idea what trials have dialogues not story mode rage are basically harder trials that can be played with 8 people time chamber is where uafk with autoclicker to get some rewards good way to trick kids into staying your game so he stays on the front page basically child labor fairy pog material farm is just infinite mode that drops your materials to craft balls with finally there's the challenge mode aka the pain the ass mode you need specific units to win because all other units have gay debuffs it's pretty annoying so yeah it's just fun tower defense all the game modes are just fun tower defense but with different rewards and difficulty what did you [ __ ] expect there's mounts that you get after completing chapters in story modes they don't give you any speed boost and are just there for show and for you to make cringy anime reference to now you can also display more starving children from your basement with bobox and buy fortnite dances with coins in the shop and i i don't know those are pretty useless but hey some people like to do weird flexes that's okay here's how the grinding works you place down your towers and [ __ ] then you [ __ ] off doing something else youtube pornhub and hunter whatever have fun then you come back to spend your money every once in a while and then rinse and repeat while you go to sleep or to school get your ass in the time chamber sex dungeon open your future ai overlord and afk the game plays all the same in different game modes but you still have to grant a different [ __ ] game mode for the different shits you need do not forget to pray to r jesus three times a day to get good roles in summon and receive materials you actually need a material farm and for good teammates level will naturally come if you just keep playing and finally gems oh james your suffering will never end it doesn't end this is the route to your gambling addiction the best way to grind it is to finish tasks daily missions and all that [ __ ] in fact you get a load of them from your damage task but once those run out you'll probably look like a coke addict struggling to get a little sniff as you're farming for gems in story mode and pvp you'll have so little payout that you'll experience first hand what working in a dead end nine to five feels like if you're tired of this pleb grinding [ __ ] nothing a little micro transaction cannot solve congruence you have probably killed so many ships in this tower defense game that you can be called genocide extraordinaire now you're probably a sweat who has most of the meta units you can raise your teammates for not having good shots for champion rank to flex and collect every character and complete your pokedex so that will be really painful to do there's also a leaderboard for the top 20. they get a thousand gems and a six star units but holy [ __ ] are you not bored of the game yet you're literally doing the same thing for the last month i literally got bored after four games in fact i paid my little sister to farm in this game being a child of course she didn't know that she was being severely underpaid i paid her like 500 bucks per week yeah if you did the farming yourself props on you my man you deserve a medal i don't even know if you just have a lot of perseverance determination and tenacity or just half bore to death and has nothing better to do at this point anyways that's about it subscribe and spam me in the comment section and i'll release a child from my basement so subscribe and save a child i guess [Music] you

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Length: 13min 17sec (797 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 10 2021