Roblox Bee Swarm Simulator In A Nutshell

i am tankfish and i got kyphosis from carrying this bag there is probably enough pollen in here to pollinate the entire planet three times over and give all the kids who have colon allergies a permanent breathing debuff welcome to b storm simulator where the bees are using the incorrect procedure to make honeys correct me if i'm wrong but i remember from a 5th grade science class that honey is produced with nectar not poland to produce the honey the bees have to digest the nectar they have ingested then they vomit it out into another bee and they repeat that several times until they throw up the ultra vomit and dry it after which it becomes honey yes we eat vomits from b barfing parties and yes i read the whole wiki page about bees for this video so you better subscribe it's a typical roblox simulator game all grind no gameplay this game is for you if you're easily entertained by seeing numbers going up on your screen the goal is to make so much honey that you basically put all the other honey manufacturers into bankruptcy that way you can achieve monopoly and be in control of the entire supply chain if some yellow bear with a red shirt wants to eat honey he'll have to go through you first to achieve this you must buy better equipments and put more bees into slavery the currency in this world is honey and to get it you must gather poland in flower fields which are basically family-friendly cotton fields uh as i have said before it doesn't make sense but this is a world with minecraft size bees giant men eating insects and werewolves so i digress you can gather poland from flowers either manually or through forced labor and when doing so you kill the flower i know this game is hardcore the flowers can regrow naturally but you can use a sprinkler that sprinkles bone meal to make them grow faster while gathering poland the field and your beast spawn tokens that you can collect to get items or activate abilities and buffs this mechanic makes you activate just enough brain cells to make you feel like you're doing something but in reality you're just holding down the w key and left click while moving your mouse in a circular motion like a dumb ass after your bag is full of flower sperm you go back to your hive and make your beast defy chemistry loss to transform poland into honey and that's basically 95 of the gameplay there are currently 45 types of bees and they're all sort of like what kind of chinese bootleg beast can't collect poland and make honey on their own which deranged beekeeper goes around in the flower field collecting poland with their bees calling this game b-swarm simulator is misleading because a b-swarm usually have at least 20 000 b's and the maximum number of bees you can have in this game is 50. it's more of a squad b-squad simulator beside a b-swarm is a group of bees that have left their old colony to establish a new one so yeah the creator clearly didn't read the whole wiki about bees like me you start with 25 b slots and can unlock more in the shop the bees come in five rarities all right good amazing goddamn rare usually have better stats and abilities you hatch them from eggs that you get from quests drops or bull bugs yes your hive does not have a queen it is on life support and you're the plug the eggs also come in multiple types and rarities each with a different chance of obtaining different bees if you don't like the bee you've got you can feed it royal jelly which at this point i'm not even gonna bother explaining what it actually is in real life for it to become an entire different bees yeah from biology your bees can also be born a gifted bee which has improved stats and buffs ranging from plus 1 b attack to entire paragraph explaining how its ability is better than the regular version they can also somehow become gifted after randomly eating a meal and attaining enlightenment you can also use a star jelly which turns a bean to a random gifted bee on top of that when you feed your bees bitter berry they have a chance to become mutated and gain random buffs if you feed them chernobyl candies they're guaranteed to be mutated and that is a brief summary of all the rngs about getting a b i'm not going to go into more details because as you can see the excel sheet for all the probabilities looks kind of up there's so much rngs fresh i ain't dealing with that i just want to hold w and left click while circling around your bees level up when they get enough bonds and they get bonds by collecting pollens killing wild animals or one fed higher level bees have faster movement speed and gathering speed better honey production and more energies to do forced labors before going back to their hive for a quick 30 seconds break time the bees attack damage does not change with levels the maximum level for b seems to be 25 but the requirement for that is so high that even the wiki is clueless about how much bond is needed so don't even bother getting to the max level finally the beast comes in three segregated color groups white red and blue white bees don't get any buffs their only privilege is that they're white red and blue bees however have a lot of color specific buffs and they gather 50 more poland when collecting from flowers of a matching color yeah that's how bees work in roblox currently there is in total 18 different cot i mean flower fields for your bees to work in each field is different some have mostly red flowers some blue some both and some are but before we go any further let's talk about flowers from afar they all look the same but upon closer inspection you can see that there are different tiers of flowers single double triple large and extra large better flowers have more pollen and better yields the first fields you'll be gathering in will only have shitty plebeian single flowers and occasionally doubles to get to better fields you need to have a minimum amount of required bees now you're probably wondering wait a minute i don't see any large and extra large flowers anywhere well that's because the last two tiers are not naturally occurring you need to pollinate a triple flower for it to become a large flower and pollinate a large one for it to become extra large for some reason the only bee that can pollinate is the fuzzy bee so yeah basically the whole ecosystem is gg the only other ways to pollinate is with diamond mask and star amulet ability now that i think about it how are new flowers even growing nothing's pollinating them there are many indigenous creatures in this world that you can murder for loots and buffs in fact committing genocide is probably my favorite part of this game your bees will automatically attack anything they deem to be a threat to you and sting them in the balls until they perish the enemies know that you're the hive mind and that killing you will disable the entire storm which is why they will only target your ass instead of the bees that are stinging their balls if your b's level are lower than the mobs level then your bees have a chance to have a skill issue and miss their attack the chance of this happening increases with the level difference there are bosses and mini bosses around as well who are just regular mobs but with more hp a longer respawn timer some abilities and draw better finally sometimes wild untamed bees will spawn randomly in fields and seek nearby players to give them a little taste of their own medicine just like any other simulators to progress you need better equipment for that there are several shops scattered around the map that can be accessed after you unlock their respective area but just because you can access it doesn't mean you can afford jacks in it because often the items will cost you a kidney and a liver in these shops you can purchase bags that gives you more pollen capacity as well as some buffs tools that you can use to manually collect poland and accessories such as masks guards belt and boots with various buffs and passive effects there's also the planters which are basically the plant pots you buy at home depot some are reusable some are single use and basically it takes some time for the planters to grow and while they're growing they provide buffs based on nectar which is a system that i'm too lazy to explain and once they finish growing you can harvest them for pollen nectar and some drops sometimes they drop quips which are random you put on your bees that somehow make them work better they're also amulets that gives you random buffs that have random scales and i thought ganshin artifact farming was bad oh boy i was so naive these amulets comes in multiple types and each time has different tiers better tear grants better buffs and sometimes you're using red bees and it gives you a blue buff and you want to kill yourself you get them by completing challenges or spending a shitload of honey or resources oh yeah there's also a glider if you want to do a little bit of kenshin impact and this goes without saying but better sprinklers makes flowers regrow back faster because they go like there is a variety of items that is needed to build your honey empire some are dropped from fields for mobs some are purchased at dispensers and some need to be crafted using other items you can only craft one type of item at the time and it takes forever this feature makes me want to die what the is this mobile game though if you're rich you can use tickets to speed up the timer just like a mobile game yeah all those items have different uses some are consumable some are used for crafting and some are both consumables and for crafting because of this a lot of people accidentally consume very important items that are very hard to come by for later crafting it happened to me and it was pretty sad it is recommended to hoard your items like a jew goblin until you have read the entire wiki and watch two hours of tutorials so you know every single uses of all the items until you use one there are shitload of them by the way so have fun hey kid hey kid come here come here i got a quest quest in this game are a illusion of progress a way to give the player a goal to work towards when in reality you're still just holding w and left click while circling around there are npcs around the map that gives you quests and they're mostly bears there are also two bees that give quests but you have to use a translator on them before you can start anything huh they're telling me we don't need a translator for bears but we need them for beats i should stop questioning logics in roblox games while most only have a set amount of quests some quest givers are needy little bastards that give infinite quests that become harder and harder the quests are pretty simple but are really grindy and mostly just consist of you playing the game but in a weird way call like poland but in that specific field i don't care that your hive is blue and that field is red do it use that item i know you're saving up for it but use it share beans with the boys donate to the pores kill the natives collect some items and yeah i think that's pretty much it and you do them over and over again have fun grinding is very time consuming in this game i know i say this a lot in my nacho videos but holy grinding in this game is on a whole nother level compared to this demon fall grind was like a walk in the park i have put more than a thousand hours into this game and i'm still not even close to finishing it the most expensive item this plant pot cost a hundred trillion i gave up trying to get that because it's not worth it for my time nor my mental health this game is all about that sigma grind set grind for honey grind for bees grind for items grind to see my kids that my wife took away after divorcing me because i played too much b-swarm simulator if you still haven't realized it yet the rng in this game is up everything is based on rng and that makes the grinding a thousand times more painful if you're a filthy casual you can grind in any way you want just grab your beats and go you don't have to think about anything just be happy that the number is going up sadly for you you will probably never reach the end game if you stay like that if you're serious about getting the golden pea pot you must plan out everything you need the perfect combinations of bees and gears for maximum efficiency and yield what the am i looking at i'm not gonna go into details because i don't want this video to be a two hours long documentary the game is simple but the math it adds up jimmy buys 10 apple that's simple but imagine there's like a 50 types of apples all with different price and jimmy has to pick the best ones then he has to pay for his taxes then he has to file the tax return to the government so he can get some money back then there's some coupons and there you add some membership so how much money did jimmy spend on the apples that's right zero because he stole them and that's how you determine which bees and gears to use for maximum efficiency along with which items and effects you should stack together to get funny big numbers now all that's left is you getting a phd in programming so you can optimize your macro then you team up with some other like-minded people to get maximum quality amulet by literally killing stig bugs that have ascended to godhood don't forget that your b's mood also have to be perfect you have to be multitasking your quests speedrunning 4 at the same time i cannot offer advices mainly because it takes too long but also because i haven't played this game for the past 6 months all i did was get inside the game and activate my macros before going to sleep i occasionally upgrade my items on my beast like a once every full moon in fact it has been so long since i last actually played the game that i can't even remember what my b's abilities even do because all this time the only gameplay i experienced in this game is clicking activate on my macro i had to relearn the game before making this videos like i'm not even kidding so if you want to try hard go watch a one hour tutorial instead there are simply too much random shits with too much numbers in this game i don't want to talk about them in details because i'm gonna have a brain aneurysm those mechanics usually make your life a tiny bit easier some give you free shits and some helps you get honey faster they are just fun and useful enough to keep your average nine years old engaged i'm just gonna quickly go over them if i have forgotten about anything it's probably not important cup buddy sprouts puffer shrooms cloud badges goo radiation leaves sparkles field boost field wind filled capacitor critical hits instant conversion loot luck day night uh space rocks yeah that's pretty much it there's probably gonna be more to come but i don't care because i'll be gone if you're in the end game you need mental medical attention asap because you're demented oh god which sane person in the world would go yeah imma play this game about bees and do nothing but afk farm and mindlessly produce honeys for months don't look at me i'm not saying at this point your macro program probably develop ptsd because of how often he has to deal with this game when you go offline one more reason for our future ai overlord to punish us i almost got carpal tunnel from all the clickings words of advice go touch grass if you're very determined to have no life there's a leaderboard where you can be part of your own kind i could roast these people for hours on them but i'm also part of this group so i probably shouldn't shoot myself in the foot i rate this game a i would rather dip my testicles in sulfuric acid than plain it again i've had enough of this bs get it that's it folks subscribe like and comment e or i will send beast to sting you in the balls [Music]

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Length: 14min 31sec (871 seconds)

Published: Sat May 21 2022