Roast Me | Season 4 Episode 1 | All Def

whatever y'all welcome to the official season 4 premiere of roast me y'all give it up put a squad now this season we are in music class I am your substitute teacher for the day Patrick loud filling in for Brandon Lewis who was flown out to Atlanta to get his [ __ ] anyway not by the Atlanta Hawks now if you have never seen this show before it is the game of comedic insults I'm gonna be rotating all these guys to the hot seat where everybody's gonna flame them if your jokes are wack or if you disrupting the flow I'm gonna send you to detention all right now you'll notice there's no teachers aid this year because that [ __ ] was stupid so we gonna go ahead and get the show started y'all give it up for our special guests buddy and guat dad or more commonly known as that exact RTB a pennies on his head [Applause] these shoes look like a book mob members in a chuck-e-cheese band I covered the tension right are we go ahead and get the show started y'all give it up for our first guest buddy my boy [Applause] buddy buddy look at me look at me I'm the captain now Hey look at me look at me look at me you're not skinny to here you ugly as hell you got on jeggings [ __ ] you got two ponytails your gums is black you like a darthian genie you got a rum a Pepsi bother to get your answer yeah yeah this [ __ ] hair look like a floor mat [ __ ] you look like you got your own flavor of Newports [Applause] they don't like his shadow Musti I've been sending this [ __ ] 50 cents a day for the last 20 I never buddy looked like he made Facebook post about his favorite ice cream [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] all right it's coming up next to the hot seat our next guest y'all give it up for WAP dad with that word cap you like a superhero metrosexual medical do-rag my dad got a fake grill in his gums [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] that [ __ ] look like he sold the pills he own a beauty shop give it up for Brandon Brody another year another acne groaning the way you century yes- SPM roaring the light he got it till the pillow fight I just want to see if anything's changed Brody he's dead Maggie's half for transforming oh that bigger growing pains got a yeast infection with his mask off yes I lay on his face to put his eyes back in by the morning to be a good buddy you wearing your shirt as your shirt wearing oh my gosh [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] I urge a rule in the soup kitchen dumfounded favorite cereals fortune cookie crisps just didn't catch on yeah I gotta say go op dad Houston Texas [Applause] toothbrush enough Billy balled out at Sephora and you got baptized and I read the pregnant printable where's your oxygen machine my work I'm not anytime your mom is rajon rondo [ __ ] yo mama is a hip-hop really wear a pink bears body when he go to sleep I decided favorite TV show is all right coming in from detention y'all give it up for Bret Taylor and they're so shorting just drink at the minibar beau pays rent on apartment [Music] and they switched on white boy Rick y'all give it up for Billy Sorrell going up to the hot seat next [ __ ] look like a gospel beat maker the only make tracks will look like you leave blood in toupees boo pick pick up your son everytime dumbfounded pet dogs [Laughter] the hot seat up y'all give it up for Kevin Freddy's all right come to the hot seat y'all give it up a CP CGI you like a sea snake CPU still doing drive-by Chiclets melissamia to the yachty hey Billy wear open-toed shoes to church [Laughter] don't y'all coming in from detention y'all give it up for David Lucas the temperature of french fry grease all right coming to the hot seat next y'all give it up for Bret Taylor handy Simmons [Applause] that never look like extra for the Dogg Pound get your big foamy head look at his about here [Music] Bree Bree got a Cadillac car seat he look like a fat Jay from insecure [ __ ] you look like Madea presents the Ninja Turtles [Applause] [Applause] you put booty pads in your church clothes hey David got me to buy a ham sandwich [Laughter] Oh No [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey [ __ ] David Lucas hunger strike smell some food and bitter storms off [Applause] take that home and she faces [Applause] buddy's a result of losing the war our drugs alright coming back in from detention it all the way from little B's house y'all give it up - all right y'all I'm gonna have to rotate the seat again y'all give it up for Brent Taylor I come back coming back to the hot seat I'll give it up for David Lucas all the way around would you go camping bears hide a food and they got ring around the taco it's your fat ass you was there with Ray Charles lost this sight and if you want to see more of David check him out in the Uncle Phil biopic come in a sir you look like you do backbone reviews or you think somebody from detention y'all give it up the dough ball you look like David Lucas getting Hispanic II before you [Applause] [Music]

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Views: 5,141,184

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Id: moMESWIzmE8

Length: 23min 9sec (1389 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 28 2019