Roast Me | S3E9 ft. MikeDaFool & AlmightyyGio | All Def

welcome to another episode of roast me the show of comity insults I'm your host Brandon Lewis y'all give it up for the [ __ ] [Applause] now before we could just show start I'd like to introduce my teacher assistant all the way from Stockton California y'all give it up a low low now Lolo will be reading the comments that you guys send in yes you via Facebook so make sure you send in that fire so we can give you that shoutout now with that being said we'll get the show started taking Sidney's spot we got to give a good celebration to Tyler Perry all right baby we'll get the show started man coming to the hi-c first on away from all more Maryland y'all give it up for Mike yeah little front tooth died in a corn dog bite [Applause] [Laughter] you gonna turn socks with sneakers boy after you wash your clothes you got to wash the washing machine you look like a Down syndrome lemur every time every time you talk I think a train from the come on - mom you look like a raccoon that's a crib your mouth look like a honey hallway [Applause] okay [ __ ] you yeah you can do three jobs you could go bowling deliver the mail and go to church I got a threesome who is good guys barber he went to the barbershop and said you slapping both sides ball hey your jacket too small the only thing you don't mrs. Mills give me high school pictures we gonna do some special may we go and bring another person to the hot seat man all the way you stay here G all the way from oil all the way before wash okay I'm giving up a deal [Applause] okay they got no cartoon pain I'm animal you'll related to cuz I'm getting a koala and bro you got a short sleeve short sleeve shirt oh you got a tight navy blue tur shirt [Applause] young [ __ ] got out 7 News you ate all the noodles you ate the box too you say [ __ ] is never coming back your father the Union twins [Applause] what you guys janeshia Warren says Geo shoes look like all my life I had to fight Reggie Bell says Craig sound like he narrates prison document ycp st. Louis y'all give it up like he play chess and eat the pieces [Applause] I don't know I think it's smoothies and [Applause] cetera now realizing my cholesterol over three three here comes a nice email all the way from making George of mactown y'all give it up for David cash look at this fat [ __ ] try to dress regular size down the water up this body this baby soon Biddy look at y'all got got diabetes that's a lot of - listen your shirt got done beat his wife too long we were having a good time guys with the horrible jokes I'm sorry I got to see you man you're new to the show but I got a tattoo fairies at the garbage truck for that - like a mascot people away from California yeah giving up a Camaro white job [Applause] the mayor of ketchup on your dick with Foshee sake very like DJ mustard abuses social worker you leaving never come back David Jesus got ripped 30 minutes ago [Laughter] got attention my tribe man I gotta see you I need the city master to slow see everything was born I'm everything low low low low what you got James Reynolds the forest says David shoes came wait for a day off comin to the hot seat and coming straight in the class man all the way from Los Angeles California y'all give up a breath [Applause] you don't work out [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] yeah that's what happens [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] already she was born Wow you figured me if you're there who says c'mere and make any pants look like yoga pants comes and I see me all the way from Tacoma Washington yeah keV got the fresh Vacation Bible School off it all right now just [ __ ] ear is sitting in the middle of an ocean of hey [ __ ] [ __ ] dem jeans color is these kids get let my goddamn nerves clears it like here we Bible verses that [ __ ] here - oh wow yeah yeah oh no you mean that I'm over here I got this switch switch know what you got Oh D Andre Jones says keV looked like a preacher on his day off yes exactly what the [ __ ] he is oh man very wet VP you're unattractive [ __ ] you're a global Josh Smith says Brent looks like a make-a-wish kid that lives [Applause] I see my job can I see em back into class all the way from all more Washington y'all give it up for my yo what's the last name March thought he'd make a slim jim sandwiches are you blending your food and shooter throw a heroin needle [Laughter] [Applause] each other all the way from Pasadena California slip [ __ ] I know Ron Johnson when I see it hey there muscles in the back of Craig's head knock Mike's mm I'm gonna I want to slide my Democrat in 85 sit through the middle yo three quarters in the down Britta know how to play no scrubs on a tuba [Applause] say I got a system but you get your main been trying to catch it but he can't catch anything [Applause] - what's mrs. Mike lost that tooth in a dice game you should put it is a gun whenever you came all the way from Detroit Michigan DS ha you gotta know they see people like Max from living single [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] branded like a sorcerer with a snapback on Sidney bought a hairless dog named Peter like Marlo is in days loaf had a baby every time I say mama she say my name is Karen [Applause] this was your favorite roaster in the comments and next week we have a special time we will be going live Monday at 11 a.m. Pacific so make sure you tune in next week we will be on that Monday 11:00 a.m. Pacific time I bring your host Brendan Lewis and that's all right [Music] you

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Length: 20min 19sec (1219 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 17 2017