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I can't see his neck yeah he got that big ass bracelet in his ear overruled Mr CP CP looks like he came from a 2006 hyphy video [Applause] it's a defense arrest wow the defense needs to work out and been arrested as a matter of fact we need to know the defense is resting heart rate because I don't judge they look like they got on the same outfit yeah Patrick might put his ass in the air let you touch it first of all he looks like rock I just want to say I'm not gonna no about the baby and men sucking in the parking lot I didn't even know all white came in women's size foreign [Applause] Mr Walker one more Outburst I'm going to hold you in contempt are we clear okay let him have his point he gave you your time to scoop calm down you will have a chance to get back up man didn't have the decency to bring a Sideburn into court now barely some eyebrows you look like you just left the set of Ewoks I was born in the 80s you know I have no idea I have no idea where the Ewok is anyway jury Lavar looks like he's being his grandson for Halloween now can I say this [Applause] wow take your time check your notes you know that we how you caught them off oh a water break while pacing let them take it we took we took a a lawyer pacing break is this what's happening get herself together you took the minute to get your waste bees together [ __ ] [ __ ] break in my [ __ ] some people love conflicting ideals like both of his necklaces makes absolutely no sense to be both of these [ __ ] I don't know if this [ __ ] wants to save the courtroom or sell me a nickel either way this is what it is he's dressed like he's going to a juke joint with an Undertaker hat I don't know end of the day you think that goatee is a full head of hair because it's on your head it looks like your mustache hit the brakes [ __ ] [Applause] [ __ ] ain't connected got a [ __ ] doesn't connect his goatee a [ __ ] that's not 50 years old [ __ ] gave up on the sides we stopping right here get up career get him that snowfall ass haircut it could try I'll show you how sharp you look my [ __ ] you better take your time can I tell you what it like it like you put on that mask on the Jim Carrey movie and that that whole suit smoking [Applause] I've lost about a two to three pounds since then I'm feeling graduation and I'm ready to run laps around this we ass prosecution so let's get it going all right let's go two to three pounds what'd you do take a [ __ ] the Wayne is full of [ __ ] huh Lil Wayne is full of [ __ ] this man came to this courtroom wearing a hoodie that says activity and we all know damn well he don't do no type of activity and he's going to tell me that Lil Wayne is full of [ __ ] this is who we're believing huh this is who we believe in huh it's a mantra for the future when he got up the chair also Rose hair is not supposed to rise for the judge but I digress you look like a manatee at the prom shallow water large mammal animals we will not thank you we can continue no he's over there looking like an educated easy yeah I have no idea about the sea lights the 90s yeah there are adult things ain't that right Boo Capone I mean you look at like Drake with a cake can I say that Mr CP that hat is a stretch over those [ __ ] braids and why do you have a corduroy hat when did they start making corduroy hats your honor I don't didn't know that was a thing ordering okay okay leave his hat alone hat you Detroit [ __ ] is different at churches with a biscuit and a jalapeno pepper did y'all get that out to our assistant y'all [ __ ] good like this man has no accountability for those Puma shoes to go with those G's there's a disrespect that is happening there to your ankles put your butt in the suit it's hanging out man Mr Smith one more outburst you're supposed to have your ass out in the suit jacking off the condition exposure huh can I turn around uh how dope that metal briefcase Splash off that suit hey boy is that three people hit it with the shooter no you have a different color s it's called a double monk strap [Music] [Applause] all day about nothing and then proceeded to ask this [ __ ] to tune it up multiple times of this outfit that makes no sense one time in the middle of it you're just mad because I'm making points and you feel like you've been hit by you've been struck about it that is the actual Dr Pepper right now [Applause] I don't know your honor I object who is a rapper that died in the 90s what listen I'll let the Undertaker go [Laughter] thank you Mr Davis looking ass [Applause] you just had to do that huh I didn't say a single joke the whole time [ __ ] just Unleashed on Me on the last one now no thank you objection not with that hair dude we let crane sit up here and talk about uh I'm gonna get those Turtles are we gonna turn into Lil Wayne you're turning into Weezy like a lighter like waffle colored version of Wheezy I'm a little darker than a waffle [Music] the waffles that I like well done well done okay I was I was gonna admire your adjustable sleeve turtleneck and so thank you it goes very well with your corduroy hat yeah we making it work like a football jersey so in your let me ask you um hopefully you can return that [ __ ] jacket to the pool table and snatched It Off I'm gonna get out of this place you look very presentable today I like your outfit that you wore to the court oh yeah man uh oh I got caught in this chair oh Lord does the chair have any stuff calm down [ __ ] just cause you ain't blessing thick with it [Applause] but my statement is less valid what's up man anybody tell you you look like Judge Mathis I I've gotten that question like the third or the fourth not the real but like his offspring I'm glad that I'm not the only [ __ ] that looks like Judge Mathis you look like Judge Mathis hey man are you a crackhead listen Mr judge no disrespect I love all your movies your TV show Hanging with Mr Cooper really [ __ ] Mr Cooper but y'all want to talk about Judge Greg Mathis you about to meet Judge Greg now proceed with your clothes and say are you a crackhead I think you're a crackhead normal glasses just hit the switches proceed with your closing statement so we can get out of here I got things to do when I was your way I couldn't even drink out the water fountain I had to go around the side they had little cups already out there they said [ __ ] cooked it's kind of like my opponent when he says he's on a diet we can clearly see he's not going to follow through but we cheer him on anyway one of my other favorite rappers the game shout out the game he had rap like a fat game too should we be canceled every time and fail every time we cheat Mr Davis have you ever had a cheat meal thank you Ryan Davis I appreciate everything thank you man you definitely deserved that Championship gold watch you got on all right man I appreciate that man and I like how you wear the hat The Not So the bald spot in your braids you foreign foreign [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: DEFIANT DIGITAL

Views: 511,249

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Id: G4JtCfb4cUk

Length: 11min 45sec (705 seconds)

Published: Tue May 30 2023