Roast Me | Season 4 Episode 2 | All Def

welcome to Rosalie the show compete against us I'm your host Brendan Lewis yeah give it up butter squad now before we get this show started I'm above a cup of quick rules rule number one everybody will get a chance to sit in this lovely hot seat and rule number two you will be sent to detention if you making bad jokes killing the vibe of the show y'all know how I do I was seen to detention with that being said let's start the show off right y'all give it up for Doughboy he built like an overhead projector you think you sleep and the clothes look like you come with snacks I use 61 with some skinny jeans on maybe you look like Chewbacca and beside cheese was murdered in cold blood you have a [ __ ] rehab afro don't wait got stretch marks on his afro don't want do taste tests for patty pies and Bucca Paul got fake feet every time they go to the zoo elephants feet happiness I got what I seek average profile on Christian mingle the [ __ ] handle name was Jehovah thickness hey every time don't boys smiling like a baseball like a girl dressed up for a [ __ ] on Halloween you look like round Artest and they got them heels got eyes gums what the heels [Applause] eonni [Laughter] don't worry children aim is at hips ahoy [Applause] [Laughter] not really my god don't wait back button Safeway murder sees only is your little it takes a big murders these press my buddy Merritt Wever South Central LA y'all give it up a bucatini [Applause] [Applause] hey boo - ah we had a souvenir shop jeez I hate the better you boys gotta travel from so far deep into your head that's like it's a dope boy talk guffy starts flipping out the water Hey when go boy take his clothes off you like wet peaches - pop some green light boo you gotta sit in cold water to take them jeans off prescription diabetes jeans right now they look maybe you got you got bring back jobs [Applause] [Laughter] raising that bill fast man hey boo fields that must have a bunch of barbershop hairs on the floor right well you got an african mosquito bite on your nose you look like you boo got morning breath at 10:00 at night boobs over the ramen noodle model all right hey give it up for David and Goliath David Rider the carpool lane when he walk it over here do this all that me together as CeeLo cook greens [Laughter] snacks give it up for Teddy Pendergrass hey Dana was the lead singer the best Street boy [Laughter] they swollen from outfit is that capacity is the fridge you look like you wake up and order to a sucker punch you gotta go flowery through other [ __ ] celery boo you got a breakaway leg for your blood pressure get high before you put it on you like you like the tour tomorrow sack [Music] there they get his pieces in the briefcase hey bootlight you got to get to a car accident but live [Applause] I always forget about I forget about sage the Gemini [ __ ] use ketchup for lipstick ah [ __ ] up man all the way from Lynwood California y'all give it up this we are getting like a nickname so big Aaron hall look at this Santos big backstreet looking ass up just joke no diggity no doubt looking after actually beat you like a gospel detective right now I ripped me again shut out the fat forget his boyfriend in the back and Kevin bus charcoal and make diamonds [Laughter] [Applause] bring got that later [Applause] [Laughter] hey Briggs kids take him trick-or-treating bring up the cracks of her cheekbones [Laughter] [Laughter] I got the pants bill hey Brent's the hardest [ __ ] in the sandbox [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] Hey and detective every time you blink your light bill go up you wrote that go for red snapper hey [Music] [Applause] hey cam yourself are pro you tell the big a secret ya garage [ __ ] can't pay prostitutes to listen to [Applause] can is a spokesman for head party [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] Kevin beat up the youth pastor like a sweet potato with clothes on [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] you look like a saint otter Nick [Music] from Los Angeles California yeah give it up for Denzel hey boys quite right on chicken to play football for the dirty clothes hamper let's make it DZ a part-time homeless [ __ ] this [ __ ] keep calling the kettle black [Applause] to visual hey Sam look like Greg Oden and they look like Andre 3.30 yeah I saw this [ __ ] heating up a spoon in the bathroom hey dizzy is a model baby I'm an easy to marry I don't have enough with a CP - voiceover for ghost stories [Applause] water like the ceiling [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] you get to join us wrong the German issues plays for the Wizards [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah creator mr. Patrick Danny look like a date blue dogs pant look like he bout to drop his new calendar I saw this [ __ ] drinking a chicken flavored Snapple you got a party buddy hey when David do laundry he throw a pot of red sauce in double I got titty [ __ ] in prison ACP stands for crack pipe happy girl organic churros I plant things and I grow them there you're going to have to keep children fish in his back pocket you got meth head hair you got meth head eyes you got a meth head outfit big pixel any cravats [Applause] chillie not the Kings - a Datsun whose nickname at churches that we can think of the joke first [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] we [Music]

Channel: All Def

Views: 3,500,929

Keywords: Roast Me, All Def, all def, alldef, all def digital, add, alldefdigital

Id: PP9S0vNyO20

Length: 23min 30sec (1410 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 11 2019