r/NoahGetTheBoat - CURSED HOT FOOD

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[Music] james click with a license to woo [Music] hello there clicky wiki i have been expecting you well good evening ladies losses and losses and welcome to the click i hope you're doing down the final licious today because that ends now welcome to r slash no i get about something we haven't dug into in quite a while and before we get into this i just want to say that the noaa subreddit has kind of changed directions it's not really into memes anymore so while i still use this title for this video for these videos because people here still know what it means don't go there and expect it to be me me just saying anyway let's get on with this beautiful shack of suffering enjoy celebrating my one pound weight loss oh yeah but that's why you do it right you lose one pound so you can just gain it back right away it's like you suffer for a couple weeks to enjoy like one week of just constant cheating this is me reacting to this whole sub snack no fairness and ferb you want to know the anatomy oh yeah and you know how the oh my god how the eye sockets like end halfway up the skull because the eyes are actually poking out of oh jesus christ how did evolution allow this to exist and why are all your hair cells on the very end of it it would be like my nose having hair like a freaking pineapple oh god why did i picture that sunny street dad can we play outside sure sure crawl crawl vasectomies for dummies you know when a pig gives it to a frog nobody wins in that situation especially not the kids let's create the ultimate hybrid al this hurts so bad ah a talking fish will you grant me a wish i don't have any magic i'll suck you don't what a coincidence what you know fish can only breed in liquid so it's very important that there is enough liquid oh yeah i can heal the hellfire coming right along yeah raycon have you been looking for affordable earbuds well these ones cost about half the price on the market and they also have battery time that lasts forever my god one charge this battery pack lasts like 24 hours they are amazing i've been using these myself for like the past month and let me tell you i'm still using them they replaced all of my other earbuds essentially and they are super nice snazzy sound quality is really good you can control a bunch of stuff with the buttons on the side so they are yeah i really like these the raycon everyday e25 earbuds to be more exact if you want to buy a pair of these for yourself very affordable and also have 15 off you can follow the link in the description at buy raycon dot com slash the click for your fifteen percent off so thank you reikon for sponsoring this video and go check them out in the description thank you mwah welcome to animal crossing where we cross all the lines yes indeed which one makes it easier for you to relieve yourself why is the helper looking so happy oh stuffy waffy my foot after wearing a wet boot with a hole in it for 10 hours you good sir are the missing link between humans and raisins i hope you're happy now that also means if you peel it you'll be really sweet and squishy we really love coal oh yeah it makes our christian nipples so hard um i'm sorry i'm getting way too invested about this i relate to this hard moving on you know that time when you make a super p nice piece of art on on the table and teach you just like no today we're not doing art class god being with my bf is never enough for me i want to live in this boss i want to be a spermate oh i just imagine a mermaid but instead of fins they kind of have the tail that what are those white cells typically have wow click wow you sunk to a new low thanks click yay i'm proud of myself there's no turning back pictured link taking a nap oh i see another arm behind him he's being tucked in why is he sweating fever why is he clenching his fists and smiling uh dreaming of zelda and his urge to defend her yeah that must be wait is that an awes logo in the bottom us how did you get into my video good good sassy sir i will rescue you from your castle if you know what i mean ozzy wassie uh if you haven't already aus and i actually read a fan fiction for valentine's oh yeah women online you didn't see teammate turner wish for a big d the whole time so you know he was packing that shmeet god is dead and we massacred him you know when you're painting many any on your list minions suck apart from making fun of them though they suck you know back in the day i used to call my fanbase minions all my videos started with greetings minions which was super funny because it came from like a warcraft 3 game way back in the day or like the greetings part then i just added minions and it fits so well it was perfect for a youtube fan base then the minion movie came along that god forsaken minion movie and i will never ever forgive it demonstrate account imagine pee-pees getting hard by cracking them like a glow stick [Laughter] who's this they don't mine glows in the dark a sharp red color i'm told it's supposed to be that way my little pony fan gathering aha friendship is magic friendship is not that magical oh dear god please get me out of here i don't want to be here mama can you pick me up if the girl in the background looks uh very uncomfortable like that fetus position just oh no i'm gonna get age restricted for showing skin mama friendship is magic friendship is magic friendship is magic that's how ot feels when we're recording sad milk videos even though i feed you as much as i can you're never full this is all i can find you get weaker every day but you know i'm getting weaker too my stomach hurts i'm sorry i failed you you haven't failed your check you did everything you could come here little one does it have a name i named him mo mo i'll take care of you moe here say goodbye forgive me mo farewell i love you oh my god jesus i didn't expect to oh god i didn't expect to catch the fields today oh this is worse than any of the cursed posts plastic trash is found in 90 of seabirds revealed in new study plastic found inside birds include bags bottle caps synthetic fibers from clothing and tiny rice-sized bits that have been broken down by the sun and waves the study found that a 67 decline in sievert population between 1950 and 2010 albatross are more prone to eating plastic because they fish by skimming their beaks across the top of water and inadvertently taking plastic floating on the surface sources oh my that's so dark jesus christ the comic look at him what a weirdo that's right don't in the peephole don't stand out get that white out of the yellow no mixing liquids here were i was about to say puritans but it's kind of weird in a pool full of pee pee i disgust myself sonic the hedgehog we have listened to the fans in the movie sonic will no longer be wrecked with guilt over his failure to prevent 911. instead the movie will make it clear that sonic could have prevented knight eleven but chose not to this can't be real unless he does turned like sonic into a chaotic half evil being which i guess would be kind of interesting but my god that's dark how uncircumcised dudes eat their cereal i can say from experience that this is absolutely true this is my life now thank you click for making this my life you're welcome click yeah click click you can say we click pretty well i see what you did there wanna do something else no ah help somebody save me this looks like a job for the molester molester hey no wait stop kill fire with fire think of the most cursed sentence you only get three words so choose wisely fat dead elmo family account you get premium cheaper for the whole family i need so many jesuses where's the jesuit i hope walmart has one of those like 20 packets ready you like the pain tongue tell me you like it i love it ah so hot why must you do this why must these god forsaken subreddits ruin everything i hold there in life and then some you're even ruining some stuff i haven't even had the chance to learn myself to hold theory yet but you're ruining all future potential for me to hold something dear which makes it even worse it's like when you say to sue someone to leave their kids with all the money that's the equivalent of this but they say hey i will show you so many current things that you will even have or more cursings and bad experiences and bad memories before you even experience it yourself all right let's move on with the video shall we for the women who needs more uh introducing the trojan horse is your vag decisive a manhole even large man can satisfy your hopes anymore get trojan help to get your beauty and the beast on there is a saying i don't remember where it comes from but it's when you say tossing sausage in corridor i feel that fits pretty well here ah very quickly oh senpai oh my gosh sick videos and i want you to watch it if this is heaven and this is hell we're like somewhere down here way down there like way down we have to zoom out the camera like way way down all the way down satan is going bankrupt digging out the next level hell for us so this is the thing that chased me upstairs when i turned the lights off who wants a hug ah good night this night was kind of funny because a bug flew in the window and i kind of like plopped it away but then apparently i kept dreaming about bugs not like a nightmare or anything just i was dreaming that there were bugs around for some reason so i talked in my sleep it was like half yelling to my girlfriend hey there are bugs in the bed she's like what are you talking about because i was apparently talking so coherent like that she didn't know that i was like asleep and one topic apparently sleepwalks i mean we're the perfect couple eventually we will just go to our computers and like live stream while sleepwalking it's amazing hey there you want to know how i do the kissy wheezes [Music] hey baby my tongue will wander up your legs more like the legs wander up the tongue hey i'm a mushroom ah yeah tiny whities is looking kind of what kind of shrooms did you smoke when you made this i'm worried for you and that's coming from me that means it's really bad i don't know if this is bellsprout or if it's from plant versus zombies i always get it wrong anyway why does the mushroom look so angry it would have been even better if it was an eggplant just saying merry christmas wow it's santa and he brought us morky mouse sorry children you've all been terrible this year he's not really a gift for you you're actually a gift for him i'll show you my disneyland have your kids been naughty this year why is santa sack so big because he only comes once a year just realize that batman is probably into bdsm a catwoman is probably his dom who is a sad little orphan whip noise batman so today in class we learned that when the female clownfish dies the male mate will change his gender and then reproduce with its own children so to keep passing on its genetic material i'm guessing that's why nemo's dad wanted to find him so badly hey have you seen my son i really just need to i need to talk to him why do you have some tattoos growing on you there oh no reason it's very incesty wincesty isn't it horrifying spare back slash greek yogurt mix-up scandal oops oops is insufficient it's kind of uh disappointing for both parties unless one of the parties realize it because one of these substances is probably way more expensive per like weight unit than the other one that's a win if you ask me cha-ching make a wish foundation here for timothy williams what's your wish i wish i was batman for a day that can be arranged galvin and hobbes you're working on your report already yeah i know it's not due till thursday mom says the pills must be working well see it's snowing outside and i thought maybe we could sorry what i wasn't listening i really have to finish this is this like a universe crossover is this is this john from garfield in his youth before he started hallucinating with the toy cat instead oh god it's all coming together ugly duckling do you see him that douglas is awkward i'll show them when i grow up i'll be beautiful one year later they'll fit we're all beautiful well larry's losses and lassos that is it for this video i sincerely do hope that you enjoyed it other than that you can find all my socials and twitch and discord and all that magnificent stuff down in the description take care
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Channel: The Click
Views: 491,908
Rating: 4.9679847 out of 5
Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults
Id: 4xoK5To8DyE
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Length: 15min 27sec (927 seconds)
Published: Thu Aug 20 2020
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