r/TiHi - SAVE THE BIRDS... nope.

disclaimer oh my look at that look how it shines in the background we are approaching heaven together just killing those are the fires of hell well good evening ladies and gentlemen welcome to click how are you doing today today we are going to dig into an old classic together or slash tv or thanks i hate it because you know it's all about contrast in life every single thing from now on will look amazing in your life compared to this enjoy you did it [Laughter] someone sent us me on twitter i just had to vikings covered the roofs and grass so enemy aircraft bombers couldn't see them third sec it's true this is what we learned about in history class in good old sweden ah bojack horseman and no you hit your little pony dear god i hate this so much hey i wonder what's under our visors yeah let's keep that on here's the imposter there is an npc in a game somewhere still waiting on you to finish that side quest you forgot about that would change their life it's so weird in all these games for example when you play skyrim it's like oh you're the archmage the leader of the dark brotherhood the chosen dragonborn and like the super general that saw the the civil war can you go take out my trash please i'll give you five gold oh okay yeah i'll do it cyberpunk 2077 customize your genuteals oh my god i'm so ashamed it's about oh my god we fit perfectly together yay oh my god everybody's so happy now wow yeah so you have a fall guys you have a power cable yes indeed and that's how you get the crowns if you post um baby too many times you will get a soft spot on the top of your skull like an infant and the devil will poke a straw through there and drink your brain like a capri sun oh god are you okay yeah i'm great but but you're being choked by garbage i like being choked this can be a campaign for like some big shady company when like and environmentally friendly like no birds like this oh choke me plastic daddy if you bite it and you die it's poisonous if it bites you and you die it's venomous poisonous venomous what if it bites me and it dies that means you're poisonous jesus christ mate learn to read what if it bites itself and i die it's voodoo but if it bites me and someone else dies that's a correlation not causation what if we bite each other and eye droppers die that's a kinky oh my god poor snacks they can't get kinky oh the the struggles of life i bet it's called almond milk because no one can say nut juice with a straight face welcome to the almond milk factory here we're gonna squeeze out the liquid of these nuts you better be gentle and make sure our product is um of the right uh liquefication living the dream with my unicorn live in the dream all you gotta do is tape a little carrot on your dog oh my god the human mind is a beautiful thing you can imagine so much stuff and create your own world imagine naughties in the 19th century omg you would spend 15 minutes on buttoning 650 buttons only to get to a coochie that hasn't been washed since last week's river water bath i wonder if they sold like you know plugs but for your nose did mrs incredible have labor pains birthing three kids or did she feel her water break stretch her uterus the size of a camping tent so the doctor could walk in and pick up the baby off a pelvic floor and call it a [ __ ] day i guess it's the threat hey kids you better behave or i'll put you back in during the naughties what is your favorite word to eat yes or de per or a combination of the two yeaper i'd like to nominate cardboard humans watching baseball in a dystopian hellscape for a photo of the year a thanks it's going to end up being one of those things after like 15 years of the pandemic you can buy a cardboard copy of yourself with a webcam in the forehead and that can get placed in different places so it feels like you're sitting there watching the game with other people but everybody's just a cardboard box and nobody can leave their house i know there's a movie like that not with cardboard boxes specifically but it's called surrogate yes that's the one when everyone has like robot versions of themselves and everybody just sit inside in the vr pretty much because no one ever wants to leave because it's well dangerous and you can get sick or killed and stuff that's where we're heading my hairy boy polymer clay and pubes i sculpted after myself it's a mia stalin oh here all shrooms are equal but some shrooms are more equal than others imagine your car declines at the tattoo shop and they bust out the sandpaper i'm sorry we're gonna have to no california hires cardi b's weap to help douse the wildfires dear god why why why would you do this i don't like this in the first place and this makes it worse it's not even gonna be lit after this is done i laughed teacher's copy but they give you i can see into the depths of your soul timmy you better get a good grade um okay sorry uh traumas spine whip oh that really sends chills down my spine my body is my journal and my tattoos are my story oh my god yeah i used to watch the simpsons and those asses and stuff we wrote my life story is deep and complex and you would never understand it boomer hey look this dumb kid thinks it's gonna bring frosty to life idiot what a loser forgive me frosty yes he is what you would call a ice cold killer love conquers all mcdaddy put your meat between my loafs i kinda i kind of low-key like this though i'm not gonna lie it's blursed let's just say it's blurs there we go we can all meet in the middle is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me it's a banana there was a sale well is this an other banana are you now happy to see me here's another banana two for one no no no not freaking cursed i want fingers vroom honk honk that's the stuff room hong kong and that's how small cars are made if you ever see one of those you know crappy two-seater cars that like go all like if they hit something bigger than a squirrel yeah that's where they come from this is how they are made trust me i've seen the factories yeah i don't want my vegetables to look at me in a judgmental way when i cook it's like the most unnerving thing ever only you can set them free do so lax do your part today don't let your poop be oppressed and highly condensed give them freedom so in brazil we were just hit by a huge cold front and in some parts of the country people are seeing snow for the first time now brazilian media is filled with american influencers so we've seen a lot of snow on tv and now that we finally get our hands on the stuff we decided to have some fun right the problem is that brazilians really don't know how to build snowman brazilian media is now calling our snowman cheer no pillow laughs i couldn't make a snow but it looks that bad if i tried sorry brazilians ladies be careful don't get beard fished yes the nice uber facts spiders don't have muscles in their legs they move them using a hydraulic i forgot it they move them using a hydraulic hydra we're just gonna they use it during a watery pumpery system powered by their blood pressure when they die their legs curl up because their blood pressure is gone so every spider is basically just eight blocking boners thank you troll cat i needed that input today you have made my life uh considerably worse instagram influencers be like i'm just sitting on a computer life goals if you just buy my off-brand dietary tea you can look like this too no you can't it's photoshop bad map projection oops all south americas wait oh dear god it's like at first glance it doesn't look that bad something is off it looks like a map that's like slightly distorted then you realize it's all the same continent at different sizes earth is a lie it's probably flat what i'm about to tell you is gonna change your life forever are you really sure you want to know it no don't tell him i don't think kermit can handle it i think he really got a bone to pick with his parents hugging him there bro sending you positive vibes what a bunch of self's absorbed so uh since smurfette is the only female smurf does that mean you all have to you know oh of course not we reproduce like any other parasite i don't like smurfs anymore they're like the embodiment of the bubonic plague or something oh harry can i pass the magic oh yeah magic really does wonders to your kids welcome to american politics in a nutshell hillary looking kind of thick though not gonna lie aliens watching us is kind of the equivalent of having someone watching over you while you browse in incognito mode and silently judging you for it and choosing not to be your friend because of it that's pretty much the same thing as when when aliens watch humanity without us knowing and we can't really clear our browser history very well either how to deal with that pesky line embrace your house be one with your schmutz how to trigger italians and japanese at the same time nah that is a sushi pizza or a zisha or a pushy peppa pig face masks and 2.99 each oh and you can eat them after you're done as well probably great for the skin to clog all all your all your i was going to say arteries but they'll probably do that too it's going to clog everything with lard that's how you get thick just smear your face in lard trust me me at work let's get protection my customers i see no evil do no evil if i close my eyes the virus can't see me hey guys wanna feel old i am 40. you're welcome we're all getting old way too fast i sat the other day and played call of duty world at war zombies on stream and i realized this game was released more than a decade ago here's the full story yeah oh what no yeah a little twister rule am i right yeah man you didn't get what you thought you were gonna get and now your ramens ran away with each other and said yes so there's a dog holding a truck try geez oh no there's so much wrong with this picture so the first dog doesn't have an upper bot but the lower body still adds up but it connects to the wrong oh god no oh it's such a brain twister i love pictures like this you can stare at it forever but the brain keeps focusing on like one part so everything like scrambles in your outer vision oh it's so frustrating hello there furry artists uh furry mona lisa how about that yes imagine stuffing your face into this it looks like one of those super cozy rugs you could roll around that on as a kid although i think people would probably be upset if you put mona lisa on the floor and rolled around on it how to wear your mask clean your hands by making them into the shape of a thirsty dog and pretend that it's having a drink of the water fingers just a tip two carefully put a mask over your face to keep your germs from falling out three if you find it hard to breathe pull your nose down below the mask so you can quickly suck in air when you are finished using your mask give it a kiss to thank it for its protection i mean and this is still better than most carrots i see in the way they use their masks so i went to sky zone they gave me these socks for grip on the trampoline i took them home and now they're my frick socks uh-huh mad grip be a [ __ ] with both feet on the walls they have some rubber on them they don't turn you into spiderman good sir no matter how much web you shoot skinny the rock more like the pebble hi someone is in your home now it is too late to escape oh please be careful not to let the pig enter the raccoon room okay do not try to hold or put the raccoon on your head it's the raccoon's choice not yours only lucky people will be able to enjoy that kind of moment sorry not sorry don't put the raccoon on your head don't give the raccoon okay no robocar help this man is badly injured transform robocar he's not gonna make it transform he's very adaptable very pragmatic superhero right yeah he doesn't get like you know obscenities when when stuff doesn't go his way initially he just adapts and overcome i have a gun and i'm not afraid to use it if you say it instead of doing it you are clearly afraid of using it yeah don't believe in fear man believe in yourself believe in yourself dude you can do it thanks i hate ellie jonel of woodcliff oh dear god everything is just kind of kind of just it feels like one part of the face kind of sliding downwards it works so well together but it still doesn't santa all i want for christmas are my two front teeth later i'm sorry dinky but the boy wants teeth and he has been a very good boy now don't scream santa is kind of cursed this is donye wump um i think we've said enough live tip now that autumn is here remember to start growing leg hair so you can build a warm and nest for your children as the days get colder oh this is a mood when you haven't shaved during quarantine and your leg hair grows to be like you know 50 meters long i can relate i usually just stuff it into my shoes but you know every every person does it differently my a-hole after 47 wipes and i still find poo-poo yeah well this wouldn't be a problem if quarantine actually did its job and we did in fact run on a toilet paper never wipe at all if you're too dirty you can't get more dirty a fun fact of the day life hack kids yes indeed or you know just shower splatoon 2. that's so gross and the absolute worst part is that i know it's gonna try to eat it afterwards that's the worst part well nutrition is already half processed halfway there but twice the nutrition well a lot of these losses and lossless that ended on a very wholesome nice note so i do hope you have a wonderful day and i tell every time as you live and i will see you in the next video take care [Music] you

Channel: The Click

Views: 359,185

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Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: C3dUuD6Krvs

Length: 16min 4sec (964 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 25 2020