r/Me_irl | memes that make you say "i do that"

one time i was late to practice and coach made me run laps my dad was the coach and he drove me to price i can't show favoritism son all right everybody welcome back this is justice today we're talking me in real life let's do it ah yes it's exactly what i was afraid of what skeletons skeletons just freak me out man how can they just move around and there's nothing keeping them together me versus animated me the first one is really close the second one not so much astronomy i study stars their complex structures their formation lots of research and scientific analysis astrology star angry me sad 1938 france held world cup 1939 australia bushfire 1940 cancellation of tokyo olympics 1941 japan attacks pearl harbor 2018 french one world cup 2019 australia bushfire 2020 cancellation of tokyo olympics 2021 i don't like where this is going looks like the illuminati is getting real lazy with their global domination plans hey babies hey what's up i can climb around and do whatever the frick i want basically from birth human babies guess i'll be a dumb immobile little slug for like a year human babies are born at the last possible moment before their cranium cannot pass through the birth canal we're basically all born premature because of our big brains big brain babies too stupid to do sick flips from tree branches not so big brained after all me gosh why my back hurt so much also me slumped over the chair like a freaking shrimp that's why your back hurts you're out of your element get back in the water hello who is this this is sergeant balls with the us marine how are you this evening sergeant balls hello well what's so funny about that i'm just chilling at the beach what the hell is this guy doing you're ruining my instagram name one thing you want to try in the bedroom getting a full eight hours of sleep i'm only halfway there not telling anyone it's my birthday because i hate the attention depression that no one remembered my birthday i got you buddy black america stop killing us and give us basic human rights america yeah best i can do is take aunt jemima off your syrup bottles take it or leave it atheist when bob ross says god bless i'll allow it write your name in reverse it's your demon name kid named bob i am my own worst enemy bop the builder then pop the builder now benton then bent in now scooby then scooby now look how they massacred my boys i don't feel well okay breathe in sharon send in my next patient kirby you monster the it's only five dollars why not buy it mentality has probably cost me like fifteen thousand dollars at this point in my life how many times am i gonna freaking trick myself into buying something oh that's cute people who call instead of text me please just go away you after the cat leaves the room get your butt back here and love me that's what the cat says police please sit down on that chair we have some questions to ask you my lawyer whispers to me deny everything me hey that isn't a chair my lawyer good boy you can control white people by giving them cheese cheese is so good though i got one i love cheese too if it's creamy wait a minute that didn't sound right class be hidden different when you actually know what the frick is going on i'm actually learning something man this is awesome taking a test me it's close enough japanese husband has gone 20 years without speaking to his wife since she replied come in to his knock knock joke [Laughter] i've met a nice guy at the convention center today hey that's a famous astronaut you're lucky you're lucky he's a doctor a good catch you're lucky he's a good teacher wait a minute that's my girlfriend's yoga instructor such a good guy my girlfriend always ends up all sore and worked up means it must be working tell him i said hi such a small world being in a relationship with a us army soldier is not always easy does this mean that all white guys look the same i just coughed in a playstation chat and someone said ah frick now and left lmao they used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other if going to crash into each other don't problem solved when you're on your six ding that's crazy and they keep talking oh my goodness i hate talking on the phone okay i'll i got i got to get to work man i'll talk to you later back to the wall comfort level very low danger level very low facing the wall comfort level ah very high danger level something's gonna touch my back just found out that 51 is divisible by 17. i feel freaking sick i can't freaking breathe why is that important when you see another classmate on the same google doc at 2am uh good luck tomorrow man are the results ready yet you asked five minutes ago be patient i am doctor they put our school's therapy dog in the yearbook miss peanut oh well that was a cool gesture samsung's new fridge will ping your phone if you leave the door open why the freak doesn't it just close the door itself it's so smart cause it likes to be touched lucifer morning star i hate how you're born out of nowhere forced to go to school and get a job what if i wanted to be a duck well quackity quack quack lucifer there are so many cool weapons here i mean look at this crap what are you gonna use rusty iron spare nice thinking about the time i went to a planetarium and somebody booed when they showed earth earth sucks this is eddie he works as a therapy dog for kids in intensive care his bag is full of toys for them he even wears a hospital id with his picture on it eddie you're freaking awesome raftalia oh um well the game requires me to be 18 so i'm uh 18. fbi cia kgb the devs ha ha dodge that bullet stop that your face is going to stay that way okay okay okay 23 year old me trying to fill a bucket faster let me help you out water dude that's not how it works oh he looks like his father thank you this is the first year i'm not going to fiji because of cooties normally i do not go because i am poor okay do we all collectively have that one dude shooting fireworks in the neighborhood every night it's fourth of july again flies entering my house all right let's get in here boys flies trying to leave my house mr krabs the front door is missing there should be a zoo of drunk white people doing stupid crap huh it's called florida man if you could choose one year without gaming or one year without bang bang do i look like i have bang bang at least he's honest this is what 3 000 grams of cannabis oil looks like no wonder goku was chasing those daggone things around you think gordon ramsay ever just said frick it and microwave the hot dog probably not the government won't let me go to restaurants right now this is just like nazi germany and now i know how the jews felt sit down karen me in second grade can recite 12 timetables perfectly from memory i remember those things me now checks two plus two on calculator during an exam ah this is a tough one how parents go from bang bang is bad to i want some grandkids go have some bang bang mom clean your room people coming over for a barbecue me looking for the grill in my room what the hell my room got to do with a barbecue oh ribbon cutting ceremony are you high dude really you couldn't just walk up here me after i take my schizophrenia medicine my homie jerome i feel your pain bro politicians in 2080 denying climate change there is no ice and there's never been any ice ice it's just a myth on the left is a photo of me two years ago when i had only 17 pounds in the bank on the right it's me yesterday with 13 pounds in the bank this wasn't an inspirational post i'm still skinned as frick please loan me some money paper not invented yet scissors not invented yet caveman when deciding on something rock rock me training a new person at my job so you're not really supposed to do this but this is what i do showing them all the cheat codes econ professor it's just a textbook page why the freak you laughing so hard you wouldn't get it stonks if you guessed the hidden animal right you'll become my girlfriend a lion bingo in case you haven't noticed you've fallen right into my trap it was going to be whatever animal you said donald trump everyone's hating on me but i didn't see anyone else trying to help kevin find a lobby when mud efforts with low iron stand up too fast oh my goodness i feel like i'm fading lyrics to macarena most effective camouflage by region ecotype in the us oh where's the map hello whale great meme dude yeah yours is making me lose it dude me hey can i ask you a question about the menu please the waitress the man i please is none of your business ask about the men you please nice me murders an entire village and sets everything on fire minecraft cue music teacher goals advantage of wearing a mask next year i just dumped a pack of m ms into my mask at work and am slowly eating them like a horse huh it might not all be as bad as i thought billy it's time you learned about money and the importance of i am proud of you billy moon's freaking massive tonight what the frick michael rosen returns home after three months in hospital battling cooties noise get your freaking crap together and act like an adult think you have the wrong number but you're right thank you for the tough talk stranger hmm delete and nobody needs my opinion [Music] when the professor is passionate about teaching and you genuinely understand and enjoy the class desire to watch netflix desire to read books desire to listen to music inability to get off your phone checkmate beaches plants outside concrete cozy plants at home is this tap water i'm a i'm allergic give me the fancy stuff me up at 2am watching indian dudes build a pool in the woods those are cool videos actually do you have protection yeah hold on there you go now kiss me baby they actually didn't build the pyramids this guy from youtube digged the whole egypt around them this guy is a bloody architectural genius alright everybody that's all we have for this episode i hope you guys enjoyed if you made it to the 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Channel: Chris Cross

Views: 17,523

Rating: 4.9692779 out of 5

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Id: uBFAB7TU3SY

Length: 12min 59sec (779 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 14 2020