r/MaliciousCompliance - I Pulled Down My Skirt In the Principal's Office! - #529

hello and welcome back to the kcc channel i'm rob and today we'll be jumping into malicious compliance our first story today comes to us from intact burrito you really don't want me to open this bag let's jump right in not entirely sure if this story fits here but i wanted to share it and this is where i think it fits best i am a broke college student not like the i spend all of my money on door dash and weed so i don't have enough money to go out with friends kind of broke but rather the i once ate a piece of cheesecake that i found on the side of the road because i was hungry kind of broke anyhow i have managed to find a way to swindle a certain convenience store to unwittingly give me coupons that i could use to get free food every now and then i had worked there before so i knew how to take advantage of their coupon system as much as they had taken advantage of me while i worked there well one day i had gotten 11 dollars in coupons which i was very excited to use to buy myself some groceries now convenience stores are great but when it comes to groceries well they aren't grocery stores so options are a bit limited of course for me it's free so i'm not complaining so i'm walking up and down the aisles looking for something slightly nutritious so that i can eat real food and not get that groggy i've been eating nothing but peanut butter and bread for the last week type of feeling you know the one after grabbing some peanut butter and bread a stack of pink catches my eye my heart drops could it be do they have meat my legs pull me over to the meat stack faster than i can process this miracle and i'm suddenly face to face with a giant stack of packaged salami finally some good effing food i grab myself a package of salami and it becomes my new best friend i imagine our life together the sandwiches the snacks and best of all the satisfaction of having a real meal i put the peanut butter back and exchange it for some mayonnaise and mustard peanut butter had gotten me through some hard times but sometimes you just gotta upgrade i'm sorry old pal papa just needs some meat i go to the checkout stand with my salami beaming like a maniac after i get home i am ecstatic about this meat and i immediately unwrap the salami as soon as i begin peeling it i realize my mistake instantly the wrath of genghis khan charges directly from the meat to my nostrils with a weaponized stench that pulls at my stomach this is no salami this is a foul vile monster i try to reseal the salami to contain its stench but it's too powerful the salami refuses to be contained panicked i scour the house for anything i can to vanquish this terrible monster that has let loose in my house i happen to cross a freezer bag into which i throw the salami this displeases the salami furious the salami begins planning its revenge the freezer bag contains the stench for now so i place it into the fridge to return to the store the next day my thinking is that the freezer bag will subdue the salami until the next day but i am a fool a jester and a clown overnight the salami rebuilds its arsenal the night passes and i am ready to rid myself of this foul demon i open the fridge the most putrid insulting horrific smell rips its way out of the fridge grabbing me by the nose and tearing it clean off the taste of salt fills my mouth and i am unsure if it is from the salami or the tears streaming down my face i rush to grab another few freezer bags and contain the salami as best as i can the signature stench of the salami has filled the room it's not going away on its own so i open a window and head back to the convenience store with the salami in one hand and a receipt in the other i arrive and make my way to the cashier as usual i look malnourished and have baggy clothing marking me as a suspicious customer i go to send the salami back from whence it came but the cashier has suspicions of my return of course so why exactly are you returning this sir please don't make me open the bag the displeased salami becomes eager it smells really bad i would open the bag but i really don't think that's a good idea please don't make me open the bag the salami knows what is to happen sir i can't do the refund if it's in this bag you need to take it out to return it you are making a mistake the salami is preparing to strike i put it in a clear bag so you can scan the barcode through the bag trust me you really don't want me to open this please for the love of all things holy do not make me release this monster the salami is foaming at the mouth sir i can't do this return without you opening the bag either open the bag or take it home i can't refund your money if it's in a bag i worked at this chain for three years and that has never been a policy i don't know why you would make that up other than to somehow catch me in some act but please just trust me the salami suddenly goes silent it is ready are you sure yes it is our policy no it isn't but if you insist then very well don't say i didn't warn you i barely crack open the freezer bags and the salami furious burst out with a stench so sour that even karen in line behind me pulls her mask over her nose actually the cashier begins coughing as i pull the salami out of the bag she apologizes profusely about the foul smelling meat and scans the beast before issuing me 5.99 in store coupons i take the bag with me leaving no line of defense between the cashier and the salami you said you can't accept bags right well i guess i'll just keep these bags then she tries using a store bag to contain the salami but to no avail as the store bags aren't airtight you didn't want my bags so have fun working next to the salami until the line dies down i grab two jars of peanut butter and buy them with the coupon and head back home to have me some peanut butter and bread should have just stuck with old reliable in an interesting twist this story shows us just how many people are willing to help somebody out in the comment section for this story there are so many people offering to send food or money to op one has even offered to send them a rice cooker so that they can make themselves nice cheap meals on a regular basis take a quick look down below the video if that subscribe button is still red it means you're not actually subscribed to kcc please hit that subscribe button for more daily reddit stories our second story today comes to us from bill evans trio fan take suspicious persons to the front desk if they're not wearing a name badge you bet the party is on let's jump right in this happened in the mid 90s when i was working for a software company said software company was a major provider of logistic management software for the trucking and shipping industry at the time they were founded by two computer science college students in the 60s who were able to build the company into a multi-million dollar company both gentlemen were wonderful to work with and were still there when i started working for the company one took the sales side and managed the sales and marketing efforts the other managed the software development teams together they'd created a juggernaut of a software company the gentleman who managed the software development team's official title was ceo retired after putting in 25 years we gave him a heartfelt send-off with many of us being in tears at his departure that's how much we loved him they hired a new ceo who didn't come from a software development background huge red flag he didn't understand the software development cycle new ceo also regularly treated people poorly insulting them in meetings in front of their co-workers berating them setting unreasonable deadlines without consulting with the people who actually did the work to see if said deadline was even attainable that's not how you motivate software developers who have high levels of skill and experience all the developers needed to do is reach out to a headhunter slang term for employment recruiter say i have x years of experience with major logistics management software company in order to get a better job with more money suffice it to say i wasn't impressed after experiencing the setting unreasonable deadlines issue in my project which resulted in me calling our customers behind his back in order to negotiate a reasonable deadline something i was successful in doing that he never found out about i was looking for ways to pay back new ceo started talking about how unsecure our facility was and how we were in need of a new entrance security system in order to reduce the risk of corporate espionage we all figured he meant a meg keycard with a gate something state of the art for entrance security but no he was cheap his idea of state of the art security was giving us name badges that's it not even a photo id just a badge with our names on it we were to wear them so that they were visible he sent out an email stating that if we saw anyone throughout our campus without a name badge after a specific date we were to treat them like they were a suspicious person when we found someone without a name badge we were to immediately escort them to the front desk new ceo and high level management had their offices in the front desk area this is important later in the story trouble is the entire rollout of the name badges was delayed due to production issues said deadline date came and went about one-third of our employees didn't have a name badge yet the new ceo had also not rescinded his original email order regarding taking suspicious persons without a name badge to the front desk q malicious compliance after that deadline i was walking to the snack area and met one of the software development managers without a name badge i initially made the joke hey dave you look like a suspicious person we both laughed a bit he commented on how half-assed the whole name badge thing was and started walking back to his area of the campus i was suddenly struck by an idea i went back to him and said hey dave you really are a suspicious person i need to take you to the front office at first he balked no really i don't have time for this i need to get back to work i whispered hey dave listen to me for a sec envision this i take you to the front desk you go into the lounge there take a smoke break we had lounges for smokers and non-smokers drink a coke watch some tv and all on company time heaven knows how long you'll be there before someone notices you're gone could be hours getting paid for doing nothing on company time dave's face lit up like a christmas tree you're right he replied i guess i am a suspicious person you'd better escort me to the front office so he reached out his arm to me and arm-in-arm we both walked to the front office where i left dave to take a well-deserved extended break on company time dave was the perfect first person for me to do this with because he was one of the software development managers as i came across others without name badges insisting that i needed to escort them to the front office i told them this is a gag against the ceo dave's in on it he's already there in the smoking lounge as soon as the others heard that dave was in on the gag they willingly complied and followed me to the front desk i didn't stop until i'd hunted down about 50 co-workers and taken them to the front desk we had a staff of around 250 employees by the time i dropped off my last person it was quite the party atmosphere in this front desk area people laughing joking drinking soft drinks and eating snacks it was getting really loud i looked at this jolly scene and thought my work here is done and went back to my desk one hour goes by finally the new ceo emerges from his office after hearing nearly two hours of this cacophony angrily asking what on earth are all of you doing here why aren't you working they all replied op said that we were suspicious persons because we didn't have our name badges so she brought us here new ceo apparently got flustered and said well go back to work crowd disperses sitting at my desk i get a phone call from the new ceo op come to my office right now off i went to his office taking a printed copy of his original email directive regarding people without name badges with me i sat down in front of his desk and new ceo looking extremely irritated asked what do you think you're doing i calmly replied i'm following your order sir and handed him the email of his original name badge directives in reading his own email he immediately realized he couldn't do anything against me he got even more flustered and sputtered well stop following my orders i again calmly replied sir may i remind you that you ordered me to not follow your orders at a time that is most convenient for me to do so his face looked like he was in brain lock that he didn't know how to respond um well no go back to work i experienced no repercussions from that incident there were other orchestrated incidents that followed but they were behind the scenes practical jokes not malicious compliance i left a year later for greener work pastors about six months after i left the new ceo was forced to retire under the threat of dismissal this one didn't quite go the way i was expecting i was kind of expecting ceo to not have a name badge and for op to try and drag them to the front desk another thing too the ceo told op to stop following their orders and then told them to go back to work i think i probably would have just gone home at that point last story today comes to us from spelling brie can't leave your office until i'm in dress code great let's hang let's jump right in alright after lurking for ages and enjoying all of your fantastic stories i think i might finally be time to post mine ah public school i was almost 18 in my senior year of high school and i was and still am super into fashion i got this great skirt that was admittedly short but still pretty clearly within my school's dress code of course i had to show it off paired with a completely opaque pair of black tights and some sturdy boots not an inch of my actual leg could be seen i stepped out of the car as my dad dropped me off and stopped to straighten my skirt the closest administrator gonna call her miss belle took this from me trying to make an inappropriate skirt passable enough to walk by her to my first class and she wasn't having it she immediately and not very nicely told me i had to go change into scrub pants provided in a place we had called the choice center which was also where kids who misbehave get sent for iss or detention and it's called that because it's where you go to deal with the consequences of your choices i asked how it was out of dress code and demonstrated that it was the right length she refused to elaborate and threatened to write me up if i didn't get going i arrived in the choice center and explained what had happened the male administrator looked me up and down confusedly and told me i was fine he sent me to my first class with a late pass and no scrubs i guess he talked to miss bell or maybe she just really had it open for me because no sooner than 15 minutes after i arrived in class did my teacher receive a call from the front office you guessed it it was miss bell asking for confirmation that i had changed my first period teacher knew nothing of the morning's events and told her no i hadn't changed but also that i didn't need to as i was within the dress code that wasn't good enough miss bell sent someone to escort me to the office to meet with her personally i made my way into miss bell's office where two other administrators were present they didn't say a word while i was there they just spectated miss bell informed me that i had interrupted the meeting she was having with them by not complying earlier or something to that effect i told miss bell that my outfit had been approved and i didn't have any scrubs to change into because they weren't ever given to me and she didn't buy it here's the malicious compliance you're waiting for she insisted that i had scrubs in my bag to change into and wouldn't look into my bag when i opened it to show her that i didn't she told me verbatim to take off that skirt put on the scrubs from your bag and give me the skirt for safekeeping so i know you don't put it back on like you must have done already she told me i was wasting her time i widened my eyes and dropped my backpack feigning surprise and innocence i raised my voice and octave you want me to undress you want me to take my clothes off and give them to you great choice of words miss belle without giving her a chance to respond i unzipped the skirt and took it off right there i had very little shame and a pretty strong distaste for authority i will admit she wants me to undress sure my tights are completely opaque anyway keep the skirt i'll wear this i handed it to her and she stuffed it in her file drawer needless to say miss belle wasn't a fan of my shameless stripping in her office she demanded that i put my scrubs on and again i reminded her i didn't have any because i was confirmed to be in dress code before she took a third of my outfit i asked if she wanted me to take the tights off too and of course she said no but that i couldn't leave her office until i was in dress code one of the other administrators had excused himself as i started to undress before so i plopped right down in his chair i can't leave until i'm in dress code which you took me out of sounds like an easy first period great then i'll be on my way as soon as i get that skirt unless you want me to walk out of here and let them know you would rather i wear this i got my skirt back eventually on my way back to class the secretary the only personable administrator told me it was cute so op you mean to tell us that there were three administrators in that room and they let you take off your clothes in the school and didn't say anything i don't know about you guys but to me that seems a little far-fetched unless one of the administrators was higher up and the other ones were worried about saying something to get them angry i guess that's a possibility but it still seems like a really crappy situation thank you to all 3ops for posting their stories in the malicious compliance subreddit they are linked in the description down below please go check them out check out one of these other videos and if you haven't yet please hit that subscribe button for more daily reddit stories you

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Published: Sun Mar 14 2021