r/madlads Best Posts #24

my son was so happy when we finally let him hold the controller here he is and he thinks he's playing her first but we kind of just clipped it underneath hey Peter Peter blocks you well that was a short-lived story did you guys know your switch games are flavored if you have a physical copy of a game go lick it right now and tell me what flavor you have I thought they covered the games and stuff that made them taste bad my brother has something I'm gonna try them oh that just did horrible and now he's upset that I put his game in my mouth did you pop the whole thing in your mouth or did you just lick it a bit the whole thing I'm stupid not an idiot can you take a picture of the credit card for me xx yeah here you go here's my credit card good luck trying to steal my information a customer put draw spongebob on the box while I was at my Pizza Hut shift you bet yourself I did it drew a spongebob on the books it's a pretty good drawing as well ah what have we got on the horror section okay yeah you know I'm not surprised this man is named guy standing but the only photo of him I could find is him sitting guy sitting why Amazon sent me a block of wood instead of my 16 gigabyte RAM Amazon sent me 16 gigabytes of RAM instead of a block of wood well I think I can tell how I'd switched up there hi welcome to Dairy Queen Abbi you need to show up for work in 2004 when I worked at Hollywood video one day I put Muppets Take Manhattan on and paused it on the rat and turned all 20 TVs on in the store just left him on pause all day when customers asked about it I just said I don't know I would love to go in a room full of him promoted my boss said I had to run an ad here on reddit but I already know how this is going to end so save you the word by a bark box for your dog maybe silence brand bark box now that that's how you do advertisement in 1921 the 15 year old former emperor of China Paul Yi decided he wanted to have a telephone his advices were afraid it would give him too much independence since Paul Yi usually had no contact with the outside world but when he finally got his phone he just used it to make prank calls what else would you use it for woman arrested for playing with LEGOs after turning a hundred years old why'd you do it you know it's illegal hey I'm Dave and I've given you this card your heart if you like what you see email me if you don't like what you see pass the card onto your mom cuz damn girl you got that heart from someone okay my parents put a curfew on the gaming computer when I was 12 during summer break no gaming from 10:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. a reasonable person would go to bed at 10:00 10:30 and wake up at 7:00 to play right provi on me just stood stayed up until 6:00 a.m. woke up my parents and played until noon then died until dinner rinse and repeat for a few days until my parents got sick of waking up at 6:00 a.m. then I went back to gaming until like 2:00 a.m. why why would you do that a man was nabbed for impersonation after trying to write his girlfriend's exam for her in Zimbabwe my work rival knows that my three-year-old is more independent than his three-year-old and he knows that my three-year-old is faster than his three-year-old and he knows that my three-year-old has a bigger vocabulary than his three-year-old but what he doesn't know is that my three-year-old is actually four I just like to be ahead of people as a kid I spent hours breeding laparis and releasing them because the Pokedex said they were almost extinct people have driven lappers almost to the point of extinction in the evening's this pokemon is said to sing play natively as it seeks what few others of its kind still remain and then updated these pokemon were once a near extinction due to poaching following protective regulations there is now an overabundance of them during the pokey world what it deserves last night my son asked if I'd ever heard of a pillow fight I said I had not so we explained the premise and asked if I would play I awkwardly held a pillow as he gave me pointers through a smile that lit up the room my first swing took him off his feet he never saw it coming this job that rejected me reposted the job probably because they didn't find anyone they lights so I reapplied keep it up buddy I can do this all day this is where the Great Wall of China ends say you can just go around it it's naturally mummified remains were discovered along the arid Atacama Desert Kirsten Chile dating to around 7000 BC the man's been sitting there for nine thousand years unproductivity legend all right whoa before you buy you see I just watched this video after buying it knock knock who's there you can no longer you can no longer who you can no longer send direct messages to this person they just blocked you man delays literally just open these right before these photos were taken I paid for a full bag of chips not one third of one get it together it's 20/20 guys be grateful we don't even put chips than 75% of the bags that's reassuring jaws this happened in Austin USA and they had trained divers to pull on people's leg during the movie oh my gosh I would be terrified well this is you look like the human version of Mark Zuckerberg I kind of see it yeah you're doing it all wrong the real double wrench method Thanks now I can break into my neighbor's house toast all the bread and put it back in the bag I honestly wouldn't be mad just saves me time I mowed my yard at 6:45 this morning due to my neighbor's shooting off fireworks at midnight last night yeah I know it's July 4th but people gotta sleep man my wife asked if she had any annoying habits and then got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation I mean you asked and I delivered in 1993 non-league team Congleton held a minute of silence to mourn the death of their oldest fan however the minutes of silence was stopped because the fan walked into the stadium that's awkward filling my gas tank of SpaghettiOs and hiring a mechanic to fix it who put SpaghettiOs in your fuel tank bro a girl commented on my post a guy replied she replied again and they were about to fall in love so I deleted the post sorry I found out my 30 year old brother bakes one cookie at night which is a level of sadness I have yet one lock why not just bake multiples this man was told by the wife on her birthday to bring a giraffe or stop drinking and you know what the mad lad did he brought a jar in 8th grade I had a teacher who if he caught you reading would take your book away read the endings and threaten to tell you the ending if he caught you reading it again oh my gosh grizzly bear sounds I played this in the middle of the night on a camping trip and freaked everyone out great trip my nephew likes to play McDonald's which is what you would expect it to be he says welcome to McDonald's how may I help you and after your order he says ok coming right up and pretends to give you your food here's another game called silly McDonald's which is the same thing except no matter what you order he says here's your cold hamburger I'm biased but he's a comedic genius as far as I'm concerned the last time I saw him he said let's play McDonald's so I assumed it was regular McDonald's but then he hit me off a cold hamburger it was silly McDonald's the whole time I got played this year's iPhones might not include a charger in the box why the final lie friend would just be the blueprints and then you have to buy every pot and make it yourself I wish I had this right now so cute that's the worst tan I've ever seen yeah I'm gonna light it it's pretty bad well guys before that said that seems to be the end of another episode of our slash mad lads if you enjoyed the video please don't forget the like comment and subscribe we greatly appreciate it you can do so and maybe even share video 20 your friends and family members they'll be greatly appreciated as well before you leave though just want to say I do have a couple links down below in the 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Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 22 2020