r/madlads | Fighting FIRE with FIRE

I think this fish qualifies this 413 pound catfish that ate a freaking Nazi and lived until 2028 an entire human and not too humid and nasty that's a good catfish right there hey everyone my name is Jake and welcome to Matt lads where usually it's humans being mad lads but I guess it's catfish today basically we're gonna look at people who just can't be contained you know the maddest of the mad lads like we're looking at those people today but before we start I just want to say if you enjoy these videos and you've watched a couple of them and you're like I like these and you're not already subscribed then can you be a mudblood and do that please you got this but anyway let's get on with the video and here's a disclaimer my ex drunk called me 29 times tonight and left a voicemail that said if you tweet about me again we are done forever so here I am fingers crossed what was he hoping for that she wouldn't tweet and say no I want you back please don't say that tell me a super cool thing that one of your ancestors or older family members dead well grandmother on my dad's side was in an arranged marriage and right before the wedding decided she wasn't going stole a rifle climbed to the roof of her house and said in front of the whole village I do not want that man I want that one and pointed the gun at my grandfather and that kids is how I Met Your Mother but for real though that sounds like she went out of one arranged marriage pointed a gun at someone and forced them into another arranged marriage attention 49ers fans I accidentally bought Super Bowl tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married and they cost me $3,500 if anyone wants to go take my place for free it's going to be at the sentence Church and her name is Karen she's five foot two in a super nice girl you see I'm from the UK and very very little people here care about American football if any at all but I know from American culture and everything like that that the Super Bowl is one of the biggest weekends ever ever loves the superball so why would you schedule a wedding on the Superbowl Sunday right oh never mind never mind I just read the name and it's carriage yeah okay that explains it um what does a gold award look like I'm gonna get a gold award now it looks like this oh you really thought you would slick there didn't he what was the last book that made you cry University Physics with modern physics 14th edition by Hugh DeYoung and Roger a Friedman Roger Friedman no dealt tears of joy I don't know why but when I read Hugh de Young I thought it was one of those joke names where you know people prank call and be like I see wiener I don't know why 30 what does a hearted comment look like it looks like this but someone I do there's definitely some idea all right this guy for thinking of it huh man pays for a hundred and thirty seven dollar traffic ticket with a hundred and thirty seven origami pegs delivered in donut boxes the most tasteful screw you I have ever seen okay I can respect that you see I always see those people like paying in pennies and they like to shove it on the desk of people and like that's not the person that gave you a ticket that's a bit of a move to do but deliver in origami pigs you see that's cool my man taking a leak at second base during his first t-ball game legendary what a mad lad rather this picture from the space station nothing is illegal in space seriously my favorite picture of all time ever since I was a little kid I've always wanted to get on a fire truck I'm tempted to just walk my Grumpa over to a fire station and just ask oMG it worked I wish I could have that self confidence just to be like you know what I want to do that I'm gonna do it that's a balsa right there hey I used to date this girl all William hey that's me oh the legend himself she must have been really shook when she saw him comment on her video though she's probably thought no one's gonna see this and then William just comes up and it's like hey I know you our school has this stone tablet policy which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet so this kid carved his 8 page essay into $70 worth of limestone and the award goes to that's really cool and all you know he's being maliciously compliant and everything like that he actually did the stone tablet but is that like by any means necessary so I can just you know use toilet paper to send in my assignment is that what they mean cuz I'm thinking this stone tablet is really cool but I can think of all hundred things that are cooler than a stone tablet right if they say you can do it on anything at all spirit animals don't exist pig in Australia Steel's 18 bits from campers gets drunk and fights cow none of them that he's not my spirit animal he's much much better I was tasked to reserve seats for 10:00 with kids to watch to rusick Park you cruel cruel person that is so cruel but you know what's even weirder the four seats reserved at the bottom left who does the you have to watch from an angle you don't want those seats right so what's the most satisfying active I don't care that you have ever witnessed some Karen was beefing about a 25 cent off coupon the coupon was for a 42 ounce ball of something but she wanted a 28 ounce bottle the coupon was rejected when scanned because duh there was no product to match it there was nothing the cashier could do but Karen just kept demanding 25 cent off finally the guy ahead of me in line marched up to the counter slapped a quarter down and said there's your 25 cent off now pay your bill so the rest of can go on with our days personally I'm all for a discount if someone goes oh you can get 25% off that I'm gonna go oh cool I'll take 25% off why not who doesn't like to save money but the people that go out of their way to like demand 25 said off like this just not Karen Karen you need to go out bilal Syed and a hundred and two others followed you are sweet Bilal seed in a hundred and two others huh illusion 100 it would have been better with illusion a hundred and two though I'm not gonna lie speaking of following people on Twitter you may as well follow me on Twitter I don't tweet that much but it's quality over quantity you gotta realize that so give me a follow please watch it verdict thank you Pilate causes of stir by spelling it I'm bored in his flight path the recently qualified flight training a delayed pilot was testing out a single propeller planes new engine at 9:00 a.m. on Tuesday when he decided to reveal his true feelings how can you get bored flying a plane that's gotta be fun right as an Asian I think it would be super funny if I went out and started coughing to scare the white people hook and I can imagine it would probably work very very well people would get scared don't forget to tip your server am i right cuz it's it's a server and it's been tipped over yeah please please like it I message to father I am once again asking for your financial support no but it's for a date you weren't supposed to do that walked by a co-workers desk and he just had a Costco hot dog on his screen zoomed in at like six hundred percent what am I missing something here I'm so confused ah delete thee I will do it tomorrow attitude out of your life yeah i'ma delete it tomorrow sometimes my genius is it's almost frightening these mud bloods made a fake Green Day album which everyone was real even made songs that fooled hardcore fans and the media surely you would be able to tell the real band from a fake band right like hardcore fans especially that goes without saying that they know who gree day is Rhett right I guess not me to save that funny video or gif I'm here for you all you need to do is mention at download a bar and I'll reply with a link within a few seconds don't forget to follow me for more updates um I never get responses screw kpop oh no downloader but it's not the same one but why you got to do them like that I'll probably get hate but some kpop is good like you need to listen to it if some of it is good just saying 2004 Chrysler Crossfire is this still available yeah it is okay are you interested no thanks Lawrence are you guys interested in clicking the like button and getting this video to 69 thousand likes are you let's let's just go with six point nine thousand this time well we'll go for that in the future okay but if you want to see more videos click on screen right now

Channel: FakeOut

Views: 553,519

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Id: 4fibBPI3bdQ

Length: 10min 11sec (611 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 02 2020