How does Jerma Really Feel? - Jerma Worst Items from Tier Lists Taste Test Stream Edit

[Music] all right so listen here we go we've been doing tier lists people in pre-stream were kind of concerned they're like oh hey oh so you uh we got there's a lot of there's a lot of history let's back up like two days i i said i never have eaten a trolley before trolley petrol i don't know i don't i don't eat these [ __ ] things i put it in f-tier everybody freaked out i was like dude you you can't put uh trolley an f here like and i'm like they're gross it's a gummy worm they're stupid and they said did you have you eat one on stream and prove that you don't like it i was like okay fine but how about we eat 45 of all the candies and snacks it breads fruits sodas uh stuff that i've put in eft here and see if i'm full of [ __ ] this is gonna kill him this i'm not this uh listen i have a system in place my system is gonna go as follows i'm not gonna eat every piece of candy i'm not gonna open for instance the gross almond joy and eat the whole i'm not gonna eat the whole bar of almond joy that's holly loves those she's very upset about this no i'm not i'm not gonna eat the whole bar candy are you crazy we're gonna go from category to category we're gonna start because i there's there's fruits here we're gonna start with fruit okay take one bite contemplate it for a few minutes place it on a new tier list then we're going to probably to chocolate like almond joy mounds [ __ ] roll right we're going to go category to category so i don't [ __ ] throw up if for look if for some reason i'm going to [ __ ] puke it's not gonna happen i'm not gonna puke everybody needs to relax and okay anything that i don't open is gonna get donated so if i don't get to something if i'm like you know what i'm not even gonna [ __ ] open that i don't want it he's gonna do it i'm gonna donate it anything that is opened is going to be eaten there's going to be like six months worth of candy here i will eat these milk duds even if i don't like them okay so don't worry all these things are shelf stable for at least like a few weeks at least this game sucks can you play something else i'm not going to puke everyone's so i'm not going to [ __ ] throw up okay am i on camera yet okay hold on i think i don't think he has ready for this reveal yeah like look one guy made this whole [ __ ] stream happen and that's kind of how it works okay this bread too i actually probably will eat we're going to eat this bread so don't worry all right just go ahead and reveal it let's just let's get it over with yeah go ahead go ahead and show the table okay hi there's a lot here uh i've i thought of like a maybe like a funny joke would have been uh we're gonna do this are you ready like okay this looks like all those food eating videos what the [ __ ] is he doing you're gonna get fat nice shirt it's the millennium falcon relax all right so already like all this [ __ ] is here i gotta do this this is for me ready like okay now somebody added in like a bunch of noodles going in my mouth ryan's toy review the last supper yeah remember when jesus ate a bunch of [ __ ] chili cheese fritos with like joseph and peter remember they had the hot tamales and like jesus like jesus like gave a hot tamale to peter and he [ __ ] didn't like it he almost puked no suit guys i was already 30 minutes late and you wanted me to have a suit on i was gonna take me like another 40 minutes to get here so i'm sorry there's no suit there's no telephone it's all right everything on that list right there is stuff that has been an f all my f candies all my f chips all my f so to say well hold on a minute that's not f why is this up here oh right because i was gonna i was gonna do on stream i was really the the the coke versus pepsi taste test challenge i mean i already know which one i like but do you stick around for the whole video to find out i'm doing that at the very [ __ ] end to make sure the [ __ ] algorithm gives me extra views okay so this is a red delicious apple they taste like [ __ ] they smell like [ __ ] and they kind of look like [ __ ] i know that i don't like red delicious everybody who does i don't think anybody does we're gonna find out if i actually really hate these i have not okay here's another thing that's really important to understand everything that's on this table i don't think i've had in like five to ten years because i know i don't like it right why would you eat something you don't like you ready red delicious apple first here we go hold on oh that was like a there's a gross spot right there can you see the gross spot hold on let me do it again okay okay a spit bucket oh apples these are actually really they're very sweet that's i think that's one of the reasons why i don't like them i wouldn't like one but okay it's not it's not b it's probably c i think red delicious apple is going and see i'd rather okay for sweet i'd rather just get a green apple which is sweet and sour it's really good all right now we're staining fruit next up this is a cantaloupe cantaloupe is the thing that i always avoid in a fruit cup i always just eat around it i say this is f i haven't eaten in probably five years shall we see if i like it cantaloupe actually no put put red delicious to d or down to d no it's d it's d the skin is still in my mouth i'm still eating skin d yeah i swallow like 50 that's deep absolutely red delicious apple d it's still there it's still skin in my [ __ ] mouth it's in my teeth it's like popcorn cantaloupe here we go oh juicy what oh my god somebody said this is gonna make me sick i just i took a bite out of a [ __ ] apple what do you mean why you're not using a fork it's a fruit man what do you want me to do okay cantaloupe i said it was f oh my palate cleanser right i got pickled ginger but no i no i don't think so i think that would i would actually puke if i ate that right now yeah i was gonna do this joke where you know when you go to sushi restaurant and you order sushi and you're supposed to use the pickled ginger as a palette cleanser between each item i was like oh that's kind of funny what if after every bite i cleanse my palate with some ginger um but i don't think that would i think i would actually throw up if i did that so no we're not doing that okay cantaloupe stop distracting me see it's juicy it's it's got it's got a good juice to it i think it's a c so here we go here here's cantaloupe two which is honeydew melon it's just this i'm gonna it's gonna be the exact same score they're they're the exact same thing they taste exactly the same they're the same exact product they're exactly the same this is [ __ ] awful all i taste is water and like somebody sprayed lysol in another room i'm gonna do melon holy [ __ ] litter left i'm not changing my goddamn mind it's juicy but it just tastes like somebody sprayed like [ __ ] fabric softener in another room nice buzzfeed video [Music] i know but look i i i i i come on so if somebody already has a thumbnail oh i want to see i'm coming all right in the same realm we're going to go to well these are cold we're going to do these now so we're going to do sodas this is uh this is diet mountain dew which is which is wrong mountain dew is an f for me so diet mountain dew is probably like not allowed to even be scored diet mountain dew is probably [ __ ] terrible she said you okay mountain dew is way too sugary and tastes way it's just like pure sugar so for some reason this is better than mountain dew what's in it wait hold on aspartame [Music] um i'm gonna go ahead and seal that seal it up does all diet soda have aspartame in it put the cap on it i am somebody will drink this maybe not somebody will drink this uh diet mountain dew dog [ __ ] it's [ __ ] awful it's literally f but it's better than regular mountain dew i'm sorry i just don't like mountain dew i know people love mountain dew oh mountain dew is so good i don't like it i think it's bad here's squirt uh did i put this in f or if i never tried this oh it's grapefruit soda i don't want it there you go squirt i i guess i never had this why did i put in an f oh that's nice oh i don't know i just felt like i was being held hostage i don't know why i just like lift up this like i don't know just like why am i held hostage right now like what is happening he loves it i actually it's pretty good i think it's a solid b i think squirt's a solid b i it's it's it's not i could tell i got i'm gonna start like it's a lot it's bubbly he's breaking from the simulation i think this would be i would drink this again and i will because it's gonna go in the fridge and i'm gonna drink it later ask where to be that's i'm actually very surprised it's lighter than fresca somehow the k i can't hide i literally can't hide yes i could okay dude i would never be able to like get him okay we've talked a lot of [ __ ] about like like okay sponsorships right like i'm gonna start doing sponsors maybe you've seen one maybe you see another at some point right like if if i were to [ __ ] just puke down here this would never be allowed on my stream ever even if like okay yeah you said some things that you were like you were just joking around i drank a squirt and i puked down my shirt right that would be impossible to i couldn't hide that you guys the second it would have been possible i would it would be pop whatever it's a b i think it's a high b this is a and w cream soda which is only good when there's like a little bit of ice cream in it i really don't like this at all you take one sip and yeah that's enough you've had enough which i'm sure it's gonna happen here because after the first sip you get like immune to the flavor let's see if it happens one sip delicious kind of sugary way too much a little too much second third sip i'm immune to the flavor what the [ __ ] oh my god huh oh my god this 77 76 grams of sugar in this bottle wait no yeah 76 grams of sugar i thought it was like 40. okay so again like my issue with with cream soda is i can tell you i knew it was gonna be bad it's it's like syrupy it's thicker than a regular soda it's thick yeah now i'm immune to the flavor i i don't i taste like kind of sweetness and bubbles the cream soda flavor doesn't exist all right that's cream soda it's uh it's f it just is it's decide you can't enjoy i can't enjoy it no no this is good i'm fine i mean i guys i people here's the thing a lot of people are concerned about this stream but i will tell you right now i have been high and eaten like all this [ __ ] before guys i've been high in eating an entire tub of ben and jerry's ice cream i i think i'm gonna be okay like i've eaten like cheez-its ben and jerry's ice cream um like banana cream pie in the same night with cheez-its and [ __ ] so like i think i'd be fine especially if i don't do that much i i know i don't like diet coke but i put it in f so i have to re remember why does your doctor know about this you want to call my doctor and say hey hey hey hey doctor yeah i'm i'm just very concerned i wanted to call you about a few things oh what is it what what can i help you with i'm eating almond joys and i'm eating a bunch of candy today i'm eating the tootsie roll my i'm eating one bite of an almond joy and taking a sip of cream soda am i gonna be all right i'm gonna [Music] he's gonna hang up on me guys do you understand that there are there are people that like drink like five of these in a day all of the okay all the concerned andy's in here how many [ __ ] monsters did you have today how many monsters did you have today how about how many how many of those have you had today don't take a sip out of cream soda jeremy but like oh yeah monster extra fire whatever the [ __ ] it is zero zero zero zero in my entire life all right well whatever you understand this is coke and it's f this is diet coke whoa be careful f it sucks all right the last thing i'm going to do is i'm going to this has nothing to do with the tier list we're going to do the coke versus pepsi blind taste test probably easier if you're just ready so i'm going to close my eyes and i don't want to know which one you're handing me it could be either one and just stick it in the cup holder oh i know that taste that is the classic classic coke taste why this is like raspberries that says raspberry this raspberry flavor or something what no i'm just kidding i don't like that one i'm done with that one give me the other one please the other one yeah let's do the other one one more time all right this is definitely coke yeah of course it is of course it is this is the classic coke flavor the other one was raspberry what is it yeah that pepsi is way worse than coke coke is way better coke's way better coke is uh like a uh pepsi is like it's not bad i i i did i put it in f i got high for a second because of burp everybody probably thought i was about to puke everybody's [ __ ] like oh [ __ ] he's puking no i just want to hide because i didn't want to burp another [ __ ] microphone uh pepsi is a c-minus it's not f it's not fair to call it f coke is way better go down to like [ __ ] puke all right there's your sodas let's move to chocolate this is almond joy these are both to me these are both old people eat these this is like i imagine an old guy sitting just kind of in a rocking chair just like they're like these are like 19 like 20 or something these are all old and old people eat these and i don't like them and they're made by this look you can tell they're the same the same game company made these there's like an asset flip it's just a unity flip there's an asset flip oh it's like a little sectioned off here okay so this is what it looks like this is what an almond joy is i i don't think i've ever opened this have i ever eaten i feel like i've eaten this and hated it why but why are they why is there a coconut on it it's coconut yeah all right here we go almond joy almond joy everybody here we go it's very mushy in the middle very mushy do you want one she's like you want the other half of this it's definitely not f it's two it's like two it's like too mushy there's like too much fiber in the middle i know but coconut is like i like coconut water and coconut milk hey mothers here check that out okay whoa gross here we go here's the problem problem problem problem alert all the chocolate is gone all the almond is gone the only thing that's left is fibers of coconut just mushed together in my mouth nope nope sorry i would treat this the same way that i usually treat milk duds which by the way i thought i just dumped them coming up soon and make sure you stay to the end of the video for me to tell you which one i like more this is just d miss d i'm sorry i'm still showing the [ __ ] coconut fibers i'm enjoy honey i'm sorry he's a d it's still there i was i don't want to eat this but i'm trying to swallow it i want someone to count how many times i just had chewed that from when it went in that fur okay when i bit it and it was like the textural like the mush of the coconut the fibers the chocolate the almonds that was a b that bite was a b that was a b plus then the same problem i have with the [ __ ] red delicious apple it stays in your mouth forever and you just chew up a bunch of [ __ ] paper that's what it's hmm it's good value if you like chewing coconut it's a skill issue it's not [ __ ] it's not like apex what are you talking about this hurts to watch why because i don't like your favorite shitty candy it's not shitty i'm kidding tootsie rolls were they effort deep i think they were low d or higher just see no nothing here not just hood no strings or anything see there's nothing here see tootsie roll just a regular just generic twisty roll why did you buy so many do you know how hard it is to buy one of these you don't sell them you have to buy a bag that's either this or 30 pounds they don't make little tootsie rolls this is not man-sized it doesn't matter okay coconuts gone i'm gonna remember mouthfeel is very important i'm a very texture-based person it's fun it's fun to do doesn't taste very good oh the flavor yeah i was told that i did this wrong because there's like the flavored tootsie rolls are better not the default ones this taste this doesn't taste like chocolate to me it tastes less like chocolate like this is not a chocolate tomato so this is like a candy this this was a chocolate this is chocolate flavored candy and that makes any sense so that's why i kind of don't like it midges what is a midgi is this like like from what what countries did i get these from midgi is that like it's like finnish is that finnish for likes middle mid ghee what is it like is it a different language is it australian this is not australian is it english it's mid-grade it's mid-grade it's not mid all right i we are we are don't say it's mid-grade i didn't say that i didn't say that tootsie roll is that so zero if you're watching the stream right now i didn't say mid-grade hold on they said that i didn't say it it's f i said it was f but they're saying mid-grade which that's not what i said i said it's f that means that i don't like them very much that means i actually don't like them oh stay tuned to the end of the video all right well anymore yeah we have a couple uh snow caps i know that uh we've got somebody here that's a big fan of snow caps here we go snow cap the chocolate's kind of i don't like the chocolate very much i probably eat this whole box when i get high next time they're we they're like weirdly good but in a way that i don't want to eat them right now the texture is good the chocolates i don't like the chocolate very much though this is a flyover state candy they're just chocolate chips covered in they're just yeah they're just chocolate chips covered in like a these weird like i don't want to say it because it's like bean i don't want to say because it's mean if i say it it looks like it's you know what i'm going to say right off camera [Music] i know that's good it took me a minute to understand it it took me like the i was going to but i was going to make fun of them i can make fun of them now right because like i i like it i like them so like that these are these would be snow caps are b but they look like chocolate with mold on it they look like chocolate with like mold all over it i can say that because like i telling you i enjoy them but they have they have an interesting look uh yeah those would be those those are very good how about that red delicious apples never mind i'm not gonna eat all right so now we've got uh milk duds milk duds the problem i have with these is after you put this in your mouth and you chew it up you wanna i made the reference two days ago if you go watch that i'll give you i'll give you a minute go watch the vod from a couple days ago and you will see why i don't like these thirty percent less oh no okay i thought that said thirty percent less is in the container like what what do you mean thirty percent less like that's like something to advertise so if when you eat a milk dud it gets to a point a port a pit a part whoa whoa it gets to a point where they're just kind of chewed up gum and they look awful oh these wait are they supposed to look like this are they supposed to be like squished like that are that supposed to be like that i don't think it's supposed to be like this these look like they've already been chewed these are these are supposed to look like that are you sure these are terrible and i mean absolutely awful this might be the worst one of the night these the i have to be fair right these might be the worst of the night i would rather eat a full bar of mounds than eat like another few of these the texture looks is all kind of they look off the texture's not great it looks like rat [ __ ] those are like giant those rats are huge oh my god i feel like it is like a buzzfeed video and i'm from like [ __ ] like britain or something who no they don't actually americans eat these oh [ __ ] bullocks no oh it's disgusting no they're actually eating these well i feel like that's what i'm doing we have cookie dough bites our delicious dough i can always tell how usually they have like a huge like five paragraphs of being like cookie cookie yummy yummy doughalicious right like they have like a bunch of like [ __ ] in the back but they don't ooh look at that that's actually pretty cool no no the candy with that no other candy like this came in a bag that gets points don't bat-chest me that's it okay this is like i can carry this i don't want to like go no that's uh that gets points pollution oh there's a weird smell that was actually kind of off-putting i opened that bag and somebody fought it in my face all right though but yeah follow me come on yeah not that good though my initial reaction was like cookie dough i love cookie dough and then it was like oh no nice micro plastics you're eating okay these are not f it's micro plastic andy micro plastic andy it's a plastic bag it's not micro plastics in the food it's good it was like when i opened the bag it was weird it was almost like all like the like the smelly gas in here whatever it is it was just like boom right my face it's definitely not a b i don't know is it a c though what's on c right now are these better than a cantaloupe i feel like that's unfair hey by the it's like a hey do you like cookie dough more than you like cantaloupe yeah oh okay well that's not fair it's cantaloupe is better hot tamales i don't know why anybody eats these and like the fireball whiskey dude fireball whiskey it's [ __ ] heinous oh that smell this is like a [ __ ] yankee candle yeah this smells like a candle from yankee candle hot tamale that's what they are they're kind of like mike and eggs but guacamole they're actually not bad don't do that i don't know how people okay dude please in the chat tell me like you're not eating all the you like you sitting there watching tv and just eating a [ __ ] handful of these ever no you're no way right how many of these are you eating everyone that's like dude hot tamales bro oh fire like how many are you eating i feel like that was an enjoyable experience but i don't want to like eat handfuls of these you catching this you catching this still throwing it they're d they're better than an app they're better than a red delicious apple though really are they i don't know it's hard because i would eat a red delicious apple if some if you were like here this is a red delicious apple eat this red delicious apple i'd be like okay i don't love it but like i wouldn't eat more than two of these yeah that's fair that's fair i don't not a fan they are better than the balls though like the fire balls they're better than those because you know what it's one and done like this is kind of like a breath mint to me like oh i'm i'm i've got a big meeting i got to like eat like a hot chamoli to get like cinnamon burst breath right like to me that's a breath mint oh [Laughter] this is stain in f this is stain and f uh swedish fish are bad i can already tell by how it feels they smell like um it smells like melted candy or something it smells like like you want to try it it smells like kind of like melted candy right like melted all right here we go i know people are pissed about this everyone was like dude you haven't tried it in the other 10 years try it you'll like it that's the whole purpose of this stream is to prove all you guys wrong that this is f is it is it an f but don't say anything um but again the same problem like i don't i don't want to eat this is this bag i would eat like one of these and be like okay that was like it's like i don't want to eat this whole bag what's the serving size five pieces is a serving i don't like i just don't like i'd rather have a gummy bear why would you eat a bag of this please i don't don't tell them don't please really are you trying to tell me that when you buy this little bag of swedish fish you're gonna eat five fish for the recommended doctor thing on the back and then that's enough what are you talking about like you're gonna sit there and until you don't want it anymore who does that oh oh hot tamales oh yeah dude let me see oh 16 pieces per serving i can't have more than six to 16 pieces i wouldn't want five of these 16 that's a lot f look i'm not telling you that how you need to feel i'm not saying hey dude i don't like swedish fish so [ __ ] you don't clip that um one minute one one one one one one minute one minute one minute one minute one minute i never said that all i'm saying is i find them to be off-putting i just don't really like them this is like just i don't i couldn't eat more than or two of those all right let's keep going oh right this is okay this is gonna suck this is the bean boozled game i i think i can just pick them out this should be easy i said that okay i said popcorn jelly beans were dog [ __ ] and everyone freaked out you cannot just buy and in one day in 120 remember this is like literally two days ago we talked about doing this yeah i couldn't just buy popcorn i couldn't buy popcorn flavored jelly beans anywhere so the popcorn flavored jelly beans are in here but half of them are rotten egg so this might be a little tricky it's either going to be rotten egg or buttered popcorn i couldn't get them anywhere somebody said what's the difference i want that person to be very important for a minute huh somebody said they had the dog food one and it stayed in their mouth for days this is buttered popcorn i got it okay oh it smells like buttered popcorn why this [ __ ] was made in a goddamn laboratory buttered popcorn this is this is accurate here we go is it oh this is this is a rotten egg i don't know i don't know i can't i can't tell i actually i can't tell no you're good i don't know i don't know i don't know no i think this is a rotten egg no it's a butter popcorn why who eats this [ __ ] oh my god this is [ __ ] no holly's right here and she's like maybe you should cut it first and don't eat it right away why yeah cause like i'm gonna have like rotten egg breath somebody you probably have like a [ __ ] like mental breakdown it's not designed for that eat a handful i'm kind of curious i'm curious let's go that honestly tastes like does it taste like raw hamburger meat i have no i what was the what was the possibilities it was a it was like two blues pink oh what the [ __ ] what's wrong with these people why would you make that now and like i know what it is a band-aid an old band-aid with blood on it oh okay i don't know why why people do this i know it's like it's like content to do this and i'm not just talking about like streams or youtube this is like friend content where everyone goes like what is it and it's like everyone like runs away and [ __ ] like no [ __ ] just like read a book go [ __ ] larp somewhere you know i mean go like larping don't do this go play like [ __ ] n64 what uh what what is in f right now okay swedish swedish special way better than butter popcorn uh i know i hate them my opinion does not change but i mean this would be like fun friend content baby worse than tootsie roll that's way worse than a honeydew melon in fact you know what i think honeydew honeydew i mean this is like a bunch of other candies [ __ ] but i mean of course i would rather eat a honeydew melon than eat a buttered popcorn would you rather eat a honeydew melon or a bloody band-aid well you know i'm not so sure all right here we go a lot of people been waiting for fun dip i put fun dip at f or d because it's been a long time it's been a long time i just remember being like this and this is the sour kind so on dip his ass and that's why this is why i'm doing this how the [ __ ] are you supposed to open this you can't bring this to the office it starts at d it literally starts at d what how are you putting i'm gonna where am i gonna eat this how do i do this how am i supposed to eat this okay here it is we're gonna try this by itself i i like the smell i remember these being a lot chalkier than it is you used to just keep the stick man you don't need anything else did they just sell fun dip sticks i would rather just eat this all right here we go we're going to start with the strawberry smackery do dip then the watermelon wimmo dip and the tartastic mystery dip strawberry watermelon mystery come on gwen okay here we go this is strawberry smackery do you go like this right i'm doing it right that's good [ __ ] [ __ ] that's good it is good it's not too sour either i thought it was going to be like ooh warheads this is fair this is fantastic and they give you three flavors i'm actually excited this is all right i was wrong i was wrong you noticed because i was like oh like kids eat this you know what i mean like oh fun dip for kids i'm like why would i why would i buy this i'm actually kind of sad i'm not gonna be able to eat this off wait hold on let's check the mystery flavor could the wait the mystery flavor could be barf we don't know there could be rotten egg that's incredibly enjoyable i wish i was [ __ ] making this up i don't i really don't want to like this this is watermelon i mean it's just it's it's it's just phenomenal throw a band-aid in here imagine like i don't know i need to know what it tastes like with a band-aid okay this is blue this is blue see can you see he seemed blue that's the best one yet what did they say pregnancy test i can't even eat it now oh why'd you do that this was ass this was an s you i was gonna put an s and now i'm like there's a pregnancy test in my mouth what the [ __ ] okay no don't do that either don't do that either okay very important very i feel like i'm going like frost eyed right here okay very important this is how you've ruined it you've ruined it it was gonna be like a plus all right let's mix them okay here we go we're gonna do we're gonna do not pregnant mix with pregnant and then we're going to do um i don't know uti oh no i'm trying to think about the things you piss on i guess where you pit like i'm thinking of pee like yeah but like pregnancy tests like okay what else is a test it's just candy it's just candy it's scary it's candy it's candy it's candy it's candy why did i say that i don't know because you said pregnancy test you said that i was sitting here enjoying the mystery flavor of sunny delight that's not what this is the mystery flavor of funding and i hear a pregnancy test and i'm like okay well gross well let me one-up you here then that they're all fantastic this is ash should i just get it out of the way should i get it out of the way now hey how are you german 985 here make sure you hit that bell and stay for a while to the end of the video i'm gonna check these out this is your favorite i said they were f hey hit that bell and check it out stay tuned probably tomorrow i've never i i feel like i'm gonna hate those that's gonna be the big reveal here comes docs dots everyone says f everybody does but i have to be fair what happened what happened tootsie makes these what happened what else does tootsie make man i just don't think i like anything from the tootsie roll company do i all right let's give it a try what do i get first this is uh pink it looks like oh no it just smells like that it smells like plastic like it doesn't smell like candy this is apocalypse food like this is this is like currency like i've been like a thousand years like the apocalypse happens this is like this is apocalypse food the thing is this is apocalypse food right but i feel like the these i feel like this these will last like a hundred years i mean it's it's it is what it is it is what it is it's exactly what you know what you know what you're getting you know what it is it's just like a slimy like waxy f-tier candy last this is lasting a very long time though i could just sit here like this and it's okay that's what i'm saying this is apocalypse food like you could suck on a dot like while you're like going out and looking for supplies and shooting at the zombies and [ __ ] like this will last like the four hours like let me say it like this i mean like these the only purpose for these is to put on the top of gingerbread houses and then you go like and then eat like the frosting who sucks on dots whoa whoa hold on no you supposed to chew him yeah i like my way way better you supposed to chew him yeah hold on look hey all right hold on oh wow hello hello there oh no no i have the d for me the d-minus i'm not spending any more time on dots all right everybody's waiting everybody's waiting to see what the streamer has to say about trolley trolley i've never had these i just assumed they were f because i don't like gummy worms because gummy worms are for children [ __ ] it let's go i'm doing it right now i got a lot of [ __ ] the other day for saying that i would put these in f4d all right i was told to eat the pink and blue one first here it is here we go good they're good but they're not s don't say that stop chewing them stop don't chew them i thought i was supposed to try one i'm just gonna swallow them you want me to feel like like a what am i a bird a [ __ ] baby bird do i look like i got a beak do i have a beak oh okay that was all right that was a beef you know what hold on here's the thing i thought these were huge the reason why i didn't ever buy these is because i thought they were like these like gross like like like six seven inch long things i didn't think they were this little i thought they were like gonna be these curly q like blah i know they were little why are these even here oh why do i even have these apple jacks like i'm gonna eat a bowl of cereal right now no all right i'll eat these for breakfast [ __ ] someday i do applejack's a [ __ ] sea well i don't even need to eat them it's cafeteria food cafeteria i didn't want to buy a box of apple jacks though man like i'm not gonna buy a whole box these are the orange slices do i even really need to eat one of these i feel like i'm gonna [ __ ] hate it oh these are awful looking they're hard they've got a stiffness to them that i cannot describe on camera this is an aftertaste here that is very bad it's a very bad aftertaste i look sick i'm just sitting here like they kind of look like slugs doesn't the packaging looks like [ __ ] slugs like larva no these are rough i don't need to take another bite but like what do i i could decorate a [ __ ] cake with these or something that's loaf and it's twizzlers these smell bad too yes they do they smell like a like a new coat like it smells like those like new shoes why well i just felt like a new pair of sneakers like a new shoes like a new coat like what the [ __ ] no f oh my god no they're just bad that just don't taste good the only thing to do with twizzlers is this uh let's go with this here you go here you go internet here you go takis internet can't wait takis oh dude i love takis taki's crusted [ __ ] mozzarella sticks taking mac and cheese oh dude imagine you ate ataki and put a macaroni and cheese on it here you go internet here you go let's go trader joe's makes a version of this that is way better and look i just picked up one i got to put it down i can't go back to work i have to wash my hands i ate one i put one in my mouth i would like these more i it's i can taste the msg msg has a very specific flavor it's on doritos like these like it's that like dorito like umami msg flavor these are extreme by the way be careful these are extreme no it's a [ __ ] potato chip relax or corn i don't like i i put them in f because you know what i'm a contrarian dick and when everybody on the internet loves something i go well you see i'd rather have the ones from trader joe's they're see how am i going to shake your hand they're a high c they're a c they're okay it's just like i had msg i can taste it worst hand 20 22 what what the [ __ ] you talk there's not even a category all right so this is uh now i've got tacky fingers oh cheetos hold on dude my favorite part about eating a potato chip or or a corn chip is feeling like you were blocking yourself from having a bloody nose i love it i love like the it's like oh i had a bloody nose and i'm running to the bathroom like i love that it's really interesting here's the funny spaceship blue ones blue ones are better do they have msg they do all right so hold on these are blue heap takis i put these in f and already look i've already what the [ __ ] man what are you supposed to taste like what are you supposed to taste like this is the same yeah these are like this is it what's this why make them why make blue ones you wanna try they taste like the same is it just like a marketing thing where they're just blue and it's like lol or something you like these yeah i didn't think i i feel like if i say oh well there's a difference everyone's going to be like read the ingredients they're identical and i'm going to look like an idiot like it's like i was [ __ ] drywalling white boy spice level what because i coughed what are you talking about what i i like coughed for a second why did i oh wait thumbnail which one's better blue or red blue or red which one's better and and put a bunch of noodles in my mouth the red the red ones are like a more acidic the blue ones are kind of better but why are they blue just make them [ __ ] green wow that would be stupid too just make them red just call them like takis like salt and pepper or something oh hold on a minute guys i just had a snack i have to wash my [ __ ] whole body and take a shower all right so what's next what's next oh okay blue is better than red uh but blue it comes down a half a letter great because they're blue and i don't like it it's stupid it's artificial [ __ ] coloring uh red is artificial coloring too they both see but put blue put them at the same who cares oh dude frank's red hot let's go all right the spice let's just stay with it so though i put those in f but they're they're actually not this i have oh this is f i always think this is f i'm going to end up using this for a [ __ ] stew or something right eventually what is it it's not hot frank's the whole thing about frank's redhot is it's heat it's it's flavor it's not like hot hot no if i want to what's that show where the guys like hey so on instagram what's it called hot ones the minister's like oh we got frank's red hot here it'd be like you do how many skull ville units oh boy oh boy 40. whoo okay it's always it's okay where's my ice cream it's all right you know what okay buffalo sauce like this you it it's the default just buffalo flavor sauce which is nothing there's nothing wrong with it it tastes good you want to try it oh i thought you'd come to try it i was like oh boy here it comes the initial bite of frank's is why you do it it's the flavor is there they became famous with having frank's redhot be the default buffalo flavor on everything and it's it's it's good actually it's not even that bad it's really not bad it's just so easy to say the thing that is the default sucks oh no it's not this sauce that i found at a [ __ ] antique shop right but i think this is this is c i think it belongs at c all right these are bugles these automatically start at a b because you can do this that one's broken i can't never mind back down to c to start okay all right that was i was unfair okay wow these are just burritos but lighter and like more delicious [ __ ] man this is bad these are these are going from f to light hey america's number one finger finger hat plus with that false advertising false advertising i can't stick my finger in there false advertising it's for kids adults aren't supposed to care about that that's true you're right yep this is your name i could eat this whole bag i could eat that whole bag bugles what a surprise what a twist what a twist oh my god in the beginning of the video you you guys have no idea the twist like i changed like four f's keep watching to find out what they are kettle cooked sea salt and salt and vinegar chips yeah this everyone had talked about [ __ ] these are god tier to a lot of you ester god tier i think that salt and vinegar chips are gross i haven't eaten them in five years at least but i'm gonna do it for you right now and you're gonna get a live reaction and make sure you stay tuned to find out what i felt about the trolleys yeah that's really good they just taste like chips that's something wrong with them they smell like pickles like yeah i mean it tastes like something it tastes like chips where there's something wrong with them the d here's a d i just i would rather than just be sea salt yeah these i want these to be sea salt they just put a bunch of like sour stuff all over them they're they leveled up from f but no not into it a couple years ago i put sun chips in f and uh i literally lost like 5 000 subs in a day um i i lost 20 000 followers i lost a thousand subs over the course of like every day because people said that it's insane that you put those there people said it's crazy that you don't like these and even my girlfriend is like i don't understand that they're just plain it's it's like a corn chip but like i was plain it's just too plain they're way too plain for me way too plain yeah but there's a middle ground there's like a way too much and then there's like bland nothing flavor you gotta have the perfect amount of spice these i don't know we'll see because i put those there too those are enough they just they kind of just taste like nothing they're just kind of weird like grain but again i have not had a sun chip in at least five at least five years first of all the bag is wicked loud you're gonna wake up your roommate in college bro boring ass [ __ ] [Applause] no yeah bugles are better no these are these are [ __ ] why do you like these hearts and whole grain heart healthy no artificial flavors or preservatives at 30 percent less bath than regular potato chips you know what else has 30 less fat than regular potato chips baked glaze which baked lays the rest here baked glaze are omega-esque here i don't want another one f f not into it all right french onion these were very highly rated incredibly highly rated right yeah ten times better i would say a hundred times better trimmer two thousand people left yeah enjoy enjoy enjoy your [ __ ] like bland-ass chips these suck these are better let me show you on camera these are made from the same material these are made from the same material this one was made by from software this one was made by what's a game company that everybody hates this one can i say but this one this one was made by blizzard ubersoft no capcom makes good games i didn't really like watchdogs legion so i'm going to say ubisoft i don't their game was not very good this one was made by from software this one was made by game company that you don't like whatever that is the same material these are good this is b use a b these are actually good these are very good i was wrong yeah these would be i don't want to eat those i actually don't want to eat these i would rather eat one of otto's milk bones than one of these but what if i'm a what if i'm full of [ __ ] i'm i could be full of [ __ ] am i full of [ __ ] though i have i feel like i just pretend like i don't like these that's the whole point of the stream i don't don't come over here do you smell just don't tell you you don't want to be here no i didn't fart why it's it's [ __ ] probably delicious why am i acting like there's a bug in my hand that's just bacon that's just like literally like bacon it's just bacon chips i mean the smell is truly awful like it smells out of everything we've opened today by far this stinks i don't know why it came out i sound so weird but it's really not good they're very dry it was like just kind of bacon that was that was kind of good that's good that's good i'm not gonna i can't lie to you and be like pork right there i [ __ ] hate being on camera um they're definitely not f but they're definitely not higher than like a d plus where's red delicious apple or right in the middle almond joy i'd rather have an almond joy okay so we're we're almost done we've got cashews and bread if i would if i got a blood test right now they would probably think it was from like an alien planet what's going on you put your levels they're all [ __ ] up what did you do oh that was a did you see the freshness did you get a look at that freshness that was fresh but they're cashews so they're disgusting i [ __ ] hate these i actually hate cashews i think they're the worst they're just like meaty like two like they're just like it's like it's like gamey it's like cashews are like the venison of the peanut world there's like two there's too much here we go oh my god i was so wrong f okay that's all the snacks it is time to eat bread here is a piece of butter bread i've done i've never eaten this and i was like i don't want it it sounds gross enjoy the glucose you idiot thanks doc sweet hmm it's sweet sugary hmm it's like a nice sweetness it does kind of taste like like a little buttery this is really good sandwich bread hmm yeah like i could see like big like a nice slightly slab of ham on there i slap a [ __ ] swiss cheese i slab a [ __ ] mustard oh yeah i can see it i think this is like this is like a bee all right i know i'm not gonna like this but whatever this is whole wheat bread ipa millennial bread it's communion bread it's just bread dude why are you eating it like this and that's the worst sourdough i've ever seen this is not sour though so we need to open the sourdough yet this is not it's just bread yeah who gives a [ __ ] about any of this who gives a [ __ ] about any of what you're watching who gives a [ __ ] about this oh a white bread is better than wheat bread it's better than sourdough who cares but this is bad f i'll just bit my lip it's f it's just f i whole white wheat bread just is so plain is it okay these are the same these are the same in my brain it's so plain it's plain and just like like cardboardy these are the same i don't like whole wheat bread i don't like whole wheat chips whole grain no give me some flavoring get that get that goddamn [ __ ] [ __ ] up bee to come over and sprinkle the honey on my cheerios like i i need something it can't just be plain here's the sourdough and this is this is this is grandma's grandma sycamore is homemade bread you better be [ __ ] nice to grandma all right grandma sicko mode this is grandma baked every single one of these don't you get it that's definitely sourdough that is definitely sourdough hey grandma you got a good thing here right it's good it's good grandma i'm wrong somebody said i gave it to you like i was feeding a duck grandma went [ __ ] sick almost for this because i don't really like sourdough this is this is pretty good all right grandma sico uh grandma sycamore all right stop saying that grandma sycamore that's a all right i'm biased because i don't like sourdough so remember like a c plus for me for sourdough might be like a b or an a for you but i'm not a big fan of sourdough but grandma sycamore didn't miss that's a c plus i actually i actually did not i'm i will probably have a sandwich with this later no otto otto's just been chilling here the whole time he's just uh he's like i'm eating like bread and stuff and he's just like like no you're not getting any of this all right well i'm gonna clean up that that's it that's the end of the stream thanks for watching uh there's a lot of food now uh the pantry is going to be full of food for like a year

Channel: Cheltie

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Length: 64min 13sec (3853 seconds)

Published: Fri May 13 2022