I Watched the Most Depressing Stop Motion Movie: CORPSE BRIDE

all umbrellas and welcome back to another movie commentary where we will be watching Corpse Bride corpse braid that just doesn't sound right just sounds so Sinister look how she actually looks dead I'm not even started yet and I am concerned you know this husband is making love to a dead corpse which is really disturbing or he's making love to a zombie which is equally disturbing so probably going to be disturbing [Music] I need that oh I've never seen you since you were in court see this guy already looks dead do they all look dead is this like the underworld how are you alive [ __ ] language is us oh no I am not Japanese let's get this off [Music] okay this guy is just so the evil villain he has a bomb cheek for a chin that's how you know have a nice day a day for a glorious wedding and her face looks like a ball sack it's Merchants I don't even know how to describe what that is it looks like a [ __ ] stiletto hue oh it couldn't be worse so the daughter is getting married to a person they don't like what a picture and I don't like each other as if that has anything to do with marriage from Victoria said specifically her parents said they want her to do it so they can get rich so basically they're just using their daughter to get the fortune from Victor's side and Victor I I don't know why he's doing it maybe because she's hot Rey and Victor's parents want him to marry Victoria I saw Victor's family murloak and social classes definitely not going to plan Master V Miss Victoria what a pleasure Welcome to our home [ __ ] is he doing with his jaw I love the way they've Incorporated the colors to make it a depressing Place everything's black and white this whole world is depressing right now at some point when there's going to be a change in the plot or there's hope there's going to be color somewhere my mother won't let me near the piano chaperone what is a chaperone am I too poor to understand this person who accompanies and looks after another person or a group of people oh so like a babysitter well-educated Pricks with this candle I will light your way ah man I will not let this guy near my children a lord Bacchus apparently I'm a day early for the ceremony don't trust him excuse me just this whole demeanor is uncomfortable do you not wish to be married no you do not well probably not as well not really right just right oh this guy's a dance seem to be fair I wouldn't be surprised if you did that on purpose this woman is a [ __ ] this wedding cannot take place and he is properly prepared or war or War are you gonna do something huh we are about to go down a perversion room and I do not want to go down that with this candle I will I will I will set your mother on fire literally ah Mrs evergloss you look ravishing this evening that's a branch I mean yeah it's pretty bad with ladies I wouldn't be surprised if he's into Mother Nature I ask you to be mine oh my [ __ ] oh that's just a bit creepy oh no oh noise [Music] she is a zombie oh a hot zombie I do you do what she thinks he just proposed to her they're becoming a [ __ ] boy why is she buried in a wedding dress did she die in a wedding day why you [ __ ] you're really hard by guessing the corpse though it's just a bit too much you said your vows so perfect hey I mean you're punching am I really calling a dead corpse good looking it's something just it just seems so wrong with him peace I've got a dwarf and I'm not afraid to use him I want some questions your answer is you're in dream one baby everyone's pouring there's actually colors in the Land of the Dead I can already tell you this is the place to be instead of the real world I can't tell you how I'm feeling right now like I'm actually loving this but I still feel like I'm about to shut myself [Music] wait wait wait what was that yeah stranger came into town that looks like bomb cheek guy you can see the bomb chick was bomb cheat guy supposed to marry her oh that's out Kevin barn might be the most out there director I've only seen one Tumblr movie and that was on Evan's Channel and that was a [ __ ] LSD trip next to the graveyard by the old oak tree but where was he the color baby everything went black so he killed her for money I'm presuming I don't even know what's happening [Music] the window oh he's not going to show up to Victoria's wedding Victoria's gonna think he's ran away I feel so bad for her you could generally tell even though they would scare her for about one second she fell in love with him [Music] he doesn't even know any women I swear you're wrong your son's a player what should we do oh yeah fetch me gone I'm about to go kill your son boyfriend is kind of Jumpy it's not my boyfriend he's my husband yeah man get it right married huh I'm a Witcher ah it's a good joke literally because she's literally a widow excuse me [Music] is that how you get out of there you just claim all the way back up through the soil I'd like to help but I really need to get home this is your home now corpse it I'm sorry he just ain't there getting your power I have something for you okay oh it's so cute in this little bones my dog's crabs it's your actual dog it was his dog in the real world but it died but now they've reunited in the Land of the Dead mother never approved of scraps jumping up like this see there's another reason for you to stay even though you can tell he's just not into you you should definitely meet her and my father too fantastic where are they buried yeah he [ __ ] wishes oh they're still alive what does that mean hello there you are nah I don't care how old you are you're dead cut that rat tail off right now that's an Abomination I said I beg you to help it means so much to me us is he gonna have to choose between Emily and Victoria Ukrainian haunting spell [Music] that is some excellent maneuvering the egg just released a full transition was oh oh oh see you one more time oh [Music] [ __ ] yeah Star Wars excellent again seriously [Music] [ __ ] I should prepare mother and father for the big news I'll go ahead and you wait here you're gonna leave her here in the woods just like her ex-husband did the last time she was left in the woods she [ __ ] died your hands too fast can't roasting touch your mind I'm sure he's a perfectly good nah he's just a man nah he plans to betray you he gives no shits about your girl Victoria look at the face he makes with Victoria compared to Emily it's obvious who he prefers and our wedding could not come soon enough Victor I feel the same I went from feeling bad for Victoria to not giving a [ __ ] about her and no feeling bad for Emily who is she I'm his wife how do you even process that corpse is literally married to your husband oh he's [ __ ] I thought this was all good wow oh she spits her eyeball away I feel so sorry for her she's had really shitty luck with men can't you understand it was a mistake I would never marry you oh I mean you could just let her down slowly that was such a [ __ ] thing to say maybe he's right maybe we are too different but he does belong with her little miss moving oh no she's a queen no she doesn't compare but she's still breathed there yeah but breathing's overrated though if I was in that world I would prefer to stay in the Land of the Dead [ __ ] living but it seems I think she's more upset about this encounter with Victor [Music] IES [ __ ] Victoria it's true mother Victor is married to a dead woman yeah and you think your parents are going to believe you not only they neglected you they're definitely going to think you're crazy you know Victor was in your room to help him the Scandal I don't care if vector's dead he was in your room [Music] shut the [ __ ] up Victoria I know the thing to do see I know he's crazy he's speaking in tongue of Unholy alliances oh wait oh he thinks he's crazy prematurely that's outside a young woman like Victoria is he gonna marry Victoria was betrothed some years ago tragedy snatched my young Brian you murdered your brain [ __ ] daughter they'll be a wedding after all he will make a fine husband you'll love how well then this still is the whole point of getting pre-married is for money which is what happened a lot in this Victorian era and it was crazy it still even happens no screw off money baby I think you dropped this he's so bad with woman even dead woman this whole day hasn't gone quite according to plan She's Like You Touch the Piano you will officially become the corpse husband I would love to know if Emily's sad not because Vector doesn't love her but because she's sad that she doesn't have a husband I'm still not sure or convinced that she even loves Victor I think she loves the idea of Victor being married to Victor but actually loving him pull back there as a prick my name's Plum have you stuffed your kahanas with Plums Miss Victoria yes how is she is she getting married this evening what karma [ __ ] Victor where are you going Miss Victoria we must leave father chat Victorian Emily looks similar is it just me with this ring I ask you to be mine that fish even though she's crying inside there is a complication with your marriage I was a binding only until death death has already parted you is no longer married because she's dead there must be something you can do we have to kill him what oh you would need impeach his vows in the land of the living drink from the wine well that's just got pretty Sinister you don't have to I'll do it what you selfish prick you're even doing it for love you're doing it because you're Victorious sloppy seconds follow us we're moving this wedding party upstairs the Land of the Dead is so fun I would have actually preferred the Victor data not because he's a selfish [ __ ] but because he actually prefers being there [Music] this is happening just so quickly like there's no fault behind it at all we're all going to the land of the living to get married in the church no thought process whatsoever and this wedding Feast is just so glooming depressing the contrast is so well played Toria has found a husband brought us together no force on Earth [Music] [Music] you don't blow me but I used to live in your dead mother sounds hot frankly my dear I don't give a damn what is everyone just gonna start banging corpses now parents don't have any money my marriage to you save them from the poor house oh you've been paid I'll not enter here dearly beloved and departed we are gathered here today to join this in oh she's so gonna wear that she's going to object your cup will never empty [Music] I will be this is wrong it was a bride my dreams were taken from me no I've stolen them from someone else I can't believe she's just done that that is amazing Emily is such a good representation of a characterization of what versus needs what she wants is for anyone doesn't matter who you are to marry her she wants her Bridal conditions to be met what she wants is to be afraid doesn't matter who it is she wants someone to marry her she wants her dreams to be in fruition but what she actually needs is to find peace within herself to move on because she deserves this she doesn't deserve Victor she deserves to be married but to someone who actually loves her I love [Music] can it's it's she's so and that's what it is to selfishly love someone that you let them go Emily deserves the world not leave here I feel like this guy just never shows Emily you yes I left you oh he left Emily for dead wait a minute Emily's hand is poking out of the ground like it's trying to reach out did Lord bark is bury Emily alive did she die from suffocating bro dropping the fork [Music] swear to God she can't die at all right she doesn't die because she's already dead Emily always the bridesmaid never heard the bride you prick ah that that was mean that was good oh my God he just turned into Avatar oh my God I'm slow he drank the cup with poison in her wait I made a promise kept free she's so good she's one of the most underrated characters I've ever seen where is she going [Applause] [Music] she just died no please no no [ __ ] off Dumbledore well that was very sweet I'd like to think that Emily isn't dead I mean she was dead the whole movie I mean like she's now dead from her dead corpse but that she's free that her selflessness in love has finally brought her peace yeah this was surprisingly phenomenal law ain't no way this was a kid's movie umbrellas I hope you all did enjoy this one if you did please leave a like check out my patreon and Instagram and all that good stuff and I'll see you all next time goodbye

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Id: QRuVChfXCas

Length: 17min 10sec (1030 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 09 2023