r/insaneparents | "THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS FAKE!"

dad invents app that locks kids phones until they message parents back ingenious that is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life it literally says respond ASAP call me now and you can't even God no no no apps are come too far [Music] what's going on guys welcome to our slash insane parents where insanity social media and Parenthood all collide I put my phone down for three minutes and this is what I come back to from my mother I love you I love you I love you I love you you're welcome for the coffee why the spam because I ducky hate big Nords I don't go on my phone for two minutes and you send me 22 texts like I said you're welcome for everything I do for you our phone should not be that hard for old people all right so this woman's going shopping with her child and I I don't even know what what to say how can you be that controlling hey so I thought I was pretty tech savvy in current with technology but these kids figure out everything I saw this on TV yesterday so just want to mention a new chat app to block by the way this is on Facebook it's supposedly for gamers but they aren't talking about Mario and Luigi well maybe a xxx version is called disc please bear its monitor your children hashtag no privacy till you're 18 oh my god if my child had discord installed they I would disown them I cut this cord ah no but seriously though hashtag no privacy till you're 18 that is mocked up okay so your child asks on Monday to go out on a Friday night you tell them sure whatever Friday arrives wait Friday arrives search their room until you find a reason to make them stay you know some parents don't even bother trying to find a reason they just say you're not allowed to leave the house ever what is this your father was getting a trash out of your room and found this we are extremely disappointed come home now mum wow that's a flash drive I had to get one for the journal I highly doubt that call me right now mum it's literally a flash drive I'm sorry what can this ah yeah okay okay I get what this mum might think but that is so clearly a flash drive uses common sense to talk to parents parents voice volume is heavy yeah I got it what you're saying repeat repeat hey mum tell Henry I say happy birthday you can tell him at the party I already told you I have to go back this week and this is birthday but on Friday week guys scream and went shopping I don't want you hanging out with him alone you're a bad influence all right so she starts off saying you better be at his party then says no I don't want you being there makes a lot of sense I mean does she even know what she wants at this point family insults my interests insults my weights insults my friends then they say you're being so rude why don't you spend time with us mm let me just think about that for a second holy heck so this is a kid's textbook which has been defaced in graffiti to buy an entitled parent clearly all right so let's start on the left firstly we've got the word planet crossed out universe is big he's been laughter and it just says fake next to it then so she's crossed out the worst planetarium and his depth is a plain to be fair that is actually quite creative I kind of like that alright moving down the page so the teacher that is talking about planets has been labeled as an evil [ __ ] and then all the kids have been labeled as yeah that's gonna have to be censored this earth it is the planet on which we live earth is one of nine planets or heavenly bodies that circle or orbit the Sun it takes the earth one year to make one orbit around the Sun now you can see she's circled the words orbit here quite clearly it's 2019 this this mum seriously think that the earth doesn't orbit the Sun please moving on to the next page this just speaks for itself yet the solar system doesn't exist it's fake go around the Sun lies and just compare matters yeah that's gonna have to be censored and lies again the Sun is a star it is one of many stars in the galaxy in which people on earth live our galaxy is called the Milky Way galaxy it is made up of over 100 billion stars no it's not that is as a kid how are you expected to actually learn and function in society if you're insane parents are doing this too your textbooks I don't know how you can function okay so this is a group chat with a mum and her children you kids are wondering what was wrong yesterday and why I was so sad many reasons but most of all my kids thought so little of my feelings regarding my birthday you too follow in your dad's footsteps I cried myself to sleep last night I'm coming home a changed person and don't expect any cards or gifts for any of you on the day of your birthday I will celebrate my kids after your birthdays now mum we tried calling you multiple times but you never answered you never answered my god there's even evidence posted right here for miss girls - mum she didn't pick up on her birthday I mean if you're gonna say that you didn't cool at least have your phone on what the heck okay so this text is a text message from from someone's mother who they have cooled their Bertha you home dad home yeah what Yatta both jeez stop treating me like a job human please like like like a non human maybe your phone needs to go on vacation sorry what I literally said yard that's it asks a question gets a direct reply then says maybe your phone needs to go on vacation I'll by God my dad puts in time limits for all of my favorite apps if I get a new app that I spent time on he blocks it too he also bricks my phone between 8 a.m. and 3 p.m. okay let's have a look at this so today at 12:15 ten minutes total of being on the phone if we look at the limits oh my goodness me every single app apart from snapchat is ten minutes I wonder why he allows five minutes more on snapchat oh my god Opie you need to reset your phone and do not give your insane dad access to it this is a conversation between a mother and a sister okay so the sister posts the okay sign that's offensive sorry what you're not allowed to use the okay son anymore but why oh here we go ironically some white supremacists I'm certain are for God's sake I already know what this is gonna be the okay sign doesn't me oh my god really is the trolling gesture and it's racist in nature no it isn't get a grip on your life I mean next you'll be telling me that we can't refer to ourselves as the reddit gang anymore come on all so much coming soon by the way my mum ignores me and all of my problems me accidentally don't listen to my mum 4.000 two seconds my mum I just anger is that is that one of the Penguins from Madagascar oh my god it is yeah okay I gotta say your mother is thick my sister and I came home from school to this we're 16 remember that 16 the next 7 years will be the most important defining time of your lives okay so that means from the ages of 16 to 23 is the most important time of your life really when finished you be prepared for your place in the world during these formative years you can soar to the top and have a very serious advantage for the rest of your life your sole job is to make the most of these years hence there are several rules being established to help in your responsibility to meet this goal well I can already tell that this parent is absolutely insane and here are some rules all phones / electronics will be shut off when you arrive home until your homework is complete the focus will be on the homework in the studying and can be restarted no earlier than TPM uh I have to stop this right now so even when they're 21 to 23 years old their phones will be shut off when they have homework and they're studying but you don't study when you leave college you'll be 22 and 23 and still not allowed on your phone alright number two there is no social media after that all personal entertainment after 9:30 p.m. three all phones complete I don't want this anymore okay so no phones computers they're plugged in downstairs no sleepovers get back home by 11:30 or one night per month you're allowed to stay out a little bit longer and there will only be one trip to school each day and one trip back but guys it gets even worse chores allowance clean bathrooms weekly tidy up rooms daihlia imagine having to tidy your room at daily like every single day vacuum rooms weekly laundry at least weekly wash sheets every two weeks okay these are slightly more reasonable help clean house on large cleanup days when requested the air fine help enter dishwasher and take out garbage that's fine to me other tasks when tasks that's fine it's just the fact that this thing is set up like an employment document it's not a contract being a child oh and this sums it up perfectly allowance 20 dollars a week for satisfactory performance so if you underperform on doing these chores you don't get any party from your parents what back imagine having a parent like this this would literally be a live foreigner it's way past 9:00 p.m. you owe me a dollar nah let's remind the fee if I have to remind you every time it's going to cost you nah come to it now please and bring my money yeah if I'm not allowed to charge you for making me scrape up my hand to empty the vacuum you're not allowed to charge me for this you don't want to go there I gave birth I've been peed on pooped on and bitten this week is $1 if I'm still doing it next week it goes up to $5 Wow you took care of an infant you chose to have I honestly think that this comment alone sums up the entire subreddit why are you charging your kid you chose to have the kid over don't worry it gets even worse job app consultation fee is $25 yeah I'm not giving you all my money because you got mad I'm not reminding you anymore it's your job to remember oh my god conversations like this just make me feel so fortunate that I have parents that are normal having a kid is not a contractual agreement oh my goodness me when will these insane parents actually learn alright let's end on this one when you're telling a friend how schrick your parents are and they say just disobey them you're so smart Wow unbelievable thank you so much you solved it I would never have thought of I guess that just sums up this subreddit you know I don't really know how to relate to people that having the same parents I guess if you have insane parents then they just control your life it's a bad situation but there's not much you can do I guess until you're 18 but hey anyway it won't be too long until you can finally see the back of them

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Length: 11min 41sec (701 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 10 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/DoctorFajardo]

I guess it looks like an E-Cigarette

[u/FoxyIsUnderrated]

A vape pen. Typical mom