r/IDontWorkHereLady | Stop! You've Violated The Law!

hello I'm captain Zach and I'd like to welcome you to the 94th I don't work your lady series bonus cool points if you guess what the intro is based off of and I'll give you a hint it was requested in the comments so whoever requested that day there you go also if you want more from me go ahead and check out daily dose of Reddit we just hit 10,000 subscribers so go ahead and make that like 15 maybe I don't know don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode this story's called well that escalated quickly so I recently learned of the sub through our slash and story time on YouTube and a recent dog adoption post made me want to share my hellish experience from last week so a bit of backstory I'm a veteran who suffers from major depression and PTSD because of this my psychiatrist psychologist that I don't know I get them confused the therapy one not the medicine one psychologist suggested getting a service animal and she'd read a letter to make it an emotional support animal until it was certified luckily a friend of my mom's was giving away three Great Pyrenees Catahoula mix puppies which was perfect for me as I heard and haul cattle for work in both breeds are herding dogs and very intelligent happy and lovable so is she be able to help me at work and with my PTSD the characters are pretty self-explanatory but I'll mention that Sadie is my pup the goodest clumsiest pop that ever popped normally my company lets me bring Sadie with me and she'll ride in my truck or hang out in the shop with our mechanic's dog but my girlfriend usually spends Friday through Sunday at my place and Sadie latched on to my girlfriend immediately when they met and they were both cuddled up asleep and looked way too cute to wake up so I left Sadie with her for the day knowing she won't mind as she has a Great Dane and loves big puppies after work I called my girlfriend to let her know I was heading home she said she was taking care of the horses she's a horse girl but not that kind and she had Sadie with her but she was just finishing up knowing that neither of us would want to get out again after getting home I asked her if she wanted to meet me at the pet store to grab a service dog in training vest because trying to train her in public is pretty hard as everyone very understandably goes crazy for her on sight in has to pet her and I figured that this vest would at least deter the same crowd so fast-forward to us in a large chain pet store there's only like two so 50-50 chance you think of it immediately letting her choose a few toys and finally coming up on the collars and harnesses section we've been looking for kyoumi fitting her for different harnesses leashes and yes Christmas sweaters as well I'm starting to put up everything I had pulled out while joking with my girlfriend when I get a hard tap on my shoulder by someone with very long nails I turn to see what I instinctively know is a very entitled woman she was mid to late-40s long bleached blonde hair in a ponytail jeans that may have fit 20 years ago although in her defense she wasn't overweight but the jeans were just way too tight and a button-down western shirt thankfully with an undershirt just in case the poor buttons lost their never-ending battle with her obviously artificially altered bustline now this is the type of woman I refer to as a Texan soccer mom but for this story I'll just call her Karen Karen as soon as I start turning it's about time I've been waiting here for at least five minutes why you attempt to flirt with this poor woman now girlfriend hates confrontation and avoids it at all cost but me well I see it as a way to joke annoy or just let my inner butthole shine through Frazee girlfriend knows this and as we share a look she rolls her eyes at my smile and walks off with the pup to browse the next aisle karen annoyed again really you're just gonna ignore me I'm sorry about that ma'am what do you need honestly she was already annoying me with her rudeness but that's no reason to be a butthole yes I need to know whether something is I wasn't really paying attention at this point already deciding her to have a laugh sending her on a wild goose chase oh sure thing ma'am okay go to the end of this aisle down three make a left then a right at the next and it'll be at the top half way down or something like that I don't remember as I was just saying random thanks with that Karen takes off on her quest to find her magic something's and I walked to meet up with my girlfriend who was now in line for the one open register in the store not complaining it was moving fast just setting the scene wow that was fast me a bit proud and with a big smile oh she just needed to know where something was girlfriend knowing me well enough to not believe I had helped someone that was being that rude really that's it did you help her yep I was a bit rude back though Karen immediately after almost cutting into my sentence with who I assume is the manager that's him right there and he's still harassing this poor woman - I want him fired right now he gave me wrong directions to the Isles that don't even exist just to get rid of me to flirt with this poor woman Mar my girlfriend who was visibly annoyed with me what giving her wrong directions is a type of rude now Karen coming up with the manager just made me smile more which of course had annoyed my girlfriend more but I couldn't help it this was too funny store manager says to Karen ma'am I've never seen him before he doesn't work here and to my girlfriend ma'am is this man bothering you yes but no more than usual with the big smile on her face thinking that she was funny then why do you smell like an animal ma'am that's obviously a cow smell we don't sell cattle Karen giving up on the manager and turning to me you don't work here why didn't you just tell me why didn't you just ask that is no excuse not to tell me I would have taken a lot less time yeah but it wouldn't be as fun hopefully next time you speak to a worker or a stranger he won't be so rude Karen screeching a little at this point where do you work I'll call the manager there to complain about you and she even admitted that you usually bother her so I'll tell him about your stocking - okay at this point we were next in line and I didn't have any plans on staying to argue but what she just said made me laugh right in front of her lady I don't know who the hell you think you are but let me tell you some things what I don't nor have I ever worked customer service my boss couldn't care less that I was a butthole to some menopausal old woman - don't be rude to people no matter their job they deserve respect and three what is your obsession with me flirting with my girlfriend I Got News for you even if I was single I wouldn't be flirting with you but I'd be happy to help you find someone more age-appropriate you're what 55 yes I know it was a bit of a low blow since she was obviously sensitive about her age but at this point she had made it personal and I was mad that she'd accused me of stalking when she didn't even know my name my girlfriend was doing her best to ignore us and pay so we could leave and luckily after I said this she had her a seat in hand and we turned to leaf Karen eyes wide and mouth agait of course started screaming profanities when she saw us start to leave she followed us out to the parking lot basket and all with the manager following her since she hadn't paid for anything yet my girlfriend was starting to visibly shake she really doesn't handle confrontation well so I got her in the car and then loaded the bags in the trunk the entire time karen was screaming mostly incoherently following me around the car while blocking me from backing out by putting her basket behind my car at this point a few things happened at once first I got in the driver's seat and started to swing my door shut seconds Karen tried to stop me from closing the door by grabbing it third she fails to stop the door and it closes her hand was still on it fourth she screams like a rabbit being attacked by a fairy long story fifth I open the door so she could get her hand out she immediately Yanks it away and then did the one thing that I never expected after getting her hand crushed in the door this idiot tries to stop me from closing the door again with her knee this time what the flippity doo-dah she's definitely got determination don't give her that but course it didn't really close all the way this time but I was mad and slammed it so it closed hard and fast and was probably still pretty painful now I'm laughing again not her getting hurt but because as I looked back to tell the manager she may need help back to the store I saw him already halfway back to the store with her basket the entire situation was just so unbelievably absurd at this point my girlfriend was crying and holding Sadie really tight so I shut my door made sure no body parts were in at this time and backed out careful not to run over Karen although admittedly at this point it'd be a lie to say I wasn't tempted it's been a week now and while I expected to get summons of a letter from a lawyer or something nothing has happened and that's fine because I don't think you can get in trouble for hurting someone while they try to restrain you from leaving I should also say that no I don't particularly feel bad about anything that happened to Karen but I feel horrible for putting my girlfriend in the situation and apologized at least a hundred times this week we're good but I gotta be on my best behavior in public for a while dang calm down there carry you bashing people's skulls in with car doors I see in case you don't get that in the amazing amazing video game series called Yakuza one of the main protagonists here you cosmic cosmic Uryu depending on where you're from well he has this special move where he can like with you're near a car and you have an enemy in your hands you can like basically hurt them very badly with the car door honestly I'd say that you kill them but in that game you don't really kill people even though you literally stab people with stuff but you beat them up and they just walk away it's funny moral of this story this guy pretty cool yahooza games also very cool and I recommend them if you like good writing good acting a good story fun gameplay they're so fun man it might take you a minute to like really hook you in but like for me for every single game I get to like chapter 5 ish and then a switch is flipped and I'm like super into it and I can't stop playing for days this story's called an innocent case turned creepy Hey so first time posting here and this literally happened to me today and I thought it was just too weird to not post a little background as my name suggests I live in a decently sized Midwestern Metro and I am gay and happily married at that with all of the stresses of the holidays now behind me I decided that today was the perfect chance to treat myself to a particularly popular area of the city and shop around a bit I bought myself a scarf at one store and coffee elsewhere these details are important so upon leaving the coffee shop I realized that I had inadvertently stumbled into a situation I had to use a bathroom but the coffee shop was predictably building up a rather long queue being the crafty fellow I am I reasoned rather than wait here with a full coffee and a bag in my hand I'll start heading over toward my car on the other end of the shopping area and pop in to Barnes & Nobles on the way and use their facilities maybe even look at a book while I'm there because I know I don't need it but I'm a hoarder with disposable income and I am my own worst enemy so that's what I did upon entering the bathroom several things had become very apparent to me one I was not alone as both stalls were taken to the counter was wet because of course it was and three while I could set the coffee cup down and it wouldn't be hurt by the accumulation of liquids on said counter I was also carrying a small paper bag which as we all know isn't known for its water repellent properties just as I was working out how to operate the urinal while simultaneously holding the bag way that wouldn't result in an unfortunate accident I heard the man in the handicap stall exit I didn't really acknowledge him and simply entered leaving my cup on the counter and taking my bag in with me it should be noted that I had one earbud in this entire time leaving only one ear free while the other ear was jamming out to Sondheim while I'm in the stall listening to a Randy maid singing about maybe settling down but not really I hear a man shouting loudly in the bathroom I paid him no mind thanking his friend was in the other stall I was wrong before I knew it he was hitting the door of my own stall which was the moment I knew that the person he was shouting to was me oh the honor I replied with a resounding ly confident huh as I made out what he was saying it was something along the lines of thank you for cleaning up in there it was at this point I realized the floor was a mess with toilet paper upon my exit of the bathroom stall still baffled but seeing where this was most likely going I look at this man in his late 20s early 30s give him a look that could only say I'm a very socially awkward human and I have no idea what you're going on about and it immediately hits him I am not who he thinks I am oh oh I'm sorry the man proceeds to sputter I thought you were here to clean the stall I mistook the bag in your hand as a spray bottle out of the corner of my eye I smiled assured the man I was not an employee there never have been and never will be thinking that was that a cute little R slash I don't work your lady's story until it was made creepy he took my hand and shook it which is I believe a normal human social interaction in and of itself but then he leaned in and swiftly with expert precision kissed my cheek I stood there stunned I'm not used to romantic interaction in a general sense being married in all but even less so publicly and by a perfect stranger at this point I think it registered on my face that I was baffled as I then heard and mumble something about loving the gay community before he doubt of the bathroom never to be seen again funny thing is when I told this story to my husband a while later he said that it's rather common in Europe for people to kiss each other on the cheek while this isn't exactly true things for correcting me everyone the fact that when I look out of my window I see American flags barbecues at least five McDonald's in a six mile radius and a surprising lack of Germans across the border tells me that this isn't era no not Europe at all really so I think that in this case that was very unusual all right guys your theories as to why this man kissed this guy on the face in the comments right now my theory is that there was some soup on his face and mmm love the gay community that's obviously just the most logical of explanations but I'll accept alternate possibilities in the comments like I said this story's called working on my lunch break so this happened a few years ago and my daughter reminded me about it the other night Hubbs and I were eating a late lunch at a local mom-and-pop hole-in-the-wall honestly they have the best food ever I knew the owner as I had worked with her daughter years earlier Hubbs and I frequently went because seriously best food ever and was usually under $20 for just the two of us anyways onto the story eating a late lunch probably close to 2:30 p.m. the place closes from 3:00 to 4:30 on weekdays so they can clean and reset on this day they had a late rush and were running around trying to keep everyone happy I needed a to-go box and was seated in the corner by the waitresses station I don't know the technical name where they keep the extra silverware to go items and drinks knowing the waitresses were busy I got up and grabbed a box without thinking about it the table closest to me asked if I could hand her one too no problem then a gentleman a few tables away asked for more tea I look around and wonder if I should I don't work here but lucky for me this place only serves unsweet tea so sure no problem I get his tea and sit back down to except my leftovers Hubbs is all in the corner on his phone watching a video about whatever game he's playing at the time so we sat around on our phones while we waited for the ticket I never noticed the other tables leaving boner comes over in slides in the booth next to me and is laughing her ass off seems like table number two was so impressed that the other waitress would stop while on their break to help the customers they had even left me a $5 tip they were so happy with the customer service that they were sure to come back I just rolled my eyes and laughed I did receive the employee discount for lunch that day and it was probably the cheapest I've ever eaten out first off I appreciate this redditors patronage of that small local business and claiming they have the best food ever however I will have to disagree because there are two places that I can think of the have the best food ever the first being obviously the halal guys all right I'm a halal guy Stan as the kids call it these days I'm 20 years old by the way okay you get a massive quantity of food for a very low price of like nine bucks for like an ungodly amount of food that I can eat two of but on a real note tastes amazing okay if you guys have a law guys near you preferably in Manhattan you know the og which I've been to before they were huge okay I've been a fan most of my life so anyway if you are blessed enough to have one nearby enough to try I recommend getting you know the platter with a gyro platter or gyro platter was what I call it with gyro meats and chicken and you know slices of naan with extra white sauce and extra red sauce if you're daring the red sauce is exceptionally spicy and I'm not joking that stuff is really hot and I love spicy food I actually drink one of the little containers of red sauce when I was a kid because that was that baller and you know just mix it all together and it's amazing it's salty it's good at spicy and it's like nine bucks for that much food and also the other place with the best food ever is like chick-fil-a obviously and no I'm not homophobic or anything I'm pretty sure they stop doing that stuff anyways I just really love the best chicken sandwich there and Popeyes has nothing on it the popeyes chicken sandwich is way too salty the spicy one doesn't even taste spicy and both of the sandwiches are absolutely loaded with salt and I'm not saying that's bad because you know nutrition talking about chicken sandwiches here but I'm talking flavor okay first of all the chicken itself has that weird salty briny flavor that you get with a lot of fried chicken that is good for a few bites but it just gets overbearing and I just it's too much like I get sick of the sandwich before I even finish it and the mayonnaise they salt the mayonnaise or something because the mayonnaise is super salty because I got it on the side because I wanted it with my fries holy crap horrible mistake horrible mistake anyways moral of the story chick-fil-a and two law guys best food ever sorry don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Id: 78ANKNb0jVQ

Length: 20min 54sec (1254 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 10 2020