r/IDontWorkHereLady - She made a HUGE Mistake...

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of reddit this is your host zach and today subreddits are slash i don't work your lady okay this story's called moronic karen tells me a white woman to go back to mexico y'all it finally happened to me never thought it would but today it happened and i have finally stopped shaking long enough to tell it alright here's the cast there's me obviously rude lady or perhaps racist lady store employee awesome customer so after work today i went to my local grocery store because i was out of both waffles and garlic salt which are both essential to my continued existence in this dystopian hellscape of a country now yes i just got off work but my job is extremely casual i wear jeans and a t-shirt daily today that t-shirt was navy in color with a dinosaur in the middle of a meteor shower trying not to cry with the caption i'm doing my best on it all this to say i should never be mistaken for an employee anywhere now they rearranged the spice aisle for some goddamn reason so i was trying to hunt down the cheap garlic salt 89 cents versus over three dollars so i was determined to find it jamming out to hamilton my purse across my body very clearly a customer when this absolute bimbo rams me with her cart it wasn't super hard and i only stumbled a bit but what the hell lady i turned to look and there she is 60s brown hair karen with bad highlights oversized knockoff purse huge sunglasses on top of her head and a stunningly ironic trump 2020 face mask on i pull out one earbud um can i help you i was born and raised in the midwest i am polite to a fault in a snooty condescending voice shouldn't you not have those on while you're working uh excuse me i am both baffled and have a bit of social anxiety so this confrontation is really weirding me out ah you freaking millennials i legit stuff like this was only said on tv or by the traffic cone in chief so rude and lazy stop wandering and help me find soap in some laundry detergents and some chips and some tomatoes and radishes and some cucumbers and cereal and cream of wheat and some pie crusts and some soap and i like a lot of soap so more soap and i like soaps of soap and laundry detergent as well i like laundry detergent soap now i have a little bit of an auditory processing problem not enough to hinder me in day to day life but basically i have great hearing i can hear just fine but it'll sometimes take me a second or two to process what i heard especially when i'm stressed out or distracted i'll say what and like halfway through you repeating yourself it'll click in my head and i'll cut you off kind of thing normally to combat this i tend to just read people's lips because my eyes work faster than my ears but you know broke it happened so no visual crutch for me i could have helped i know that store like the back of my hand and i'm overly accommodating when flustered i just needed her to slow down a bit also keep in mind for the rest of this i tend to respond a bit or two after she finishes speaking i'm sorry i can't did you just interrupt me now freaking out because she's drawing attention to this and holy crap do i want to melt into the floor i'm sorry i just didn't understand oh my god why don't you just go back to mexico then if you don't understand english i was just utterly freaking baffled at that point not because of that astounding display of moronic and hypocritical racism it's indiana i'm kind of desensitized to it at this point oh no that's too easy you see dear reader and listener not only have i obviously been speaking perfect unaccented english for this whole encounter not only have i hardly spoken a word of spanish since college not only was i actually born in michigan but i am literally so painfully white i'm talking naturally blonde hair blue eyes horrifically pale skin kinda white i got none of the good italian jeans just the darkest for nicole's circles under my eyes that no amount of sleep can cure i wasn't even in the international food aisle how in the flippa-dee-doo-dah did this dumb bimbo thought think i mean they mean i was mexican still utterly astounds me and it probably always will if i didn't understand her before i understand her less now literally unable to turn off being polite ma'am please leave me alone i don't how dare you talk to customers like that where is your manager shaking and feeling tears well up because i really really don't like being killed at please stop yelling i don't don't talk back to me a little b word i'm a lady i don't say that i'm just kidding [ __ ] okay no i'm just kidding get me a manager magnet i'm comprendo you stupid racial slur for mexicans now again reader i am crazy white just so white so white that i actually looked behind me just to make sure this insanity was actually directed at me but you remember how i said i was desensitized to the racism at this point yeah not that desensitized apparently i'm now getting angry but still too damn polite for my own good ma'am that's really offensive could you not say crap like that and just leave me [Music] how dare you curse at me a little how am i a [ __ ] in this scenario lord knows so a fun thing i learned about myself today is that while my fight or flight responses still freeze apparently my social anxiety has a temporary rage override oh dear lord get your filthy hands off of me and step the frick back you racist hillbilly fra fruck i yank my arm back and she actually lets go looking at me just stunned you don't get dark just freaking grab people whenever you want you a tiny piece of poo especially not in a pandemic now back off i don't even freaking work here at this point we've drawn a reasonable crowd and an actual employee rushes over and steps a little between us what seems to be the problem racist ladies straightening up and glaring again your co-worker cursed me out and shoved me when i just wanted some help finding things on my list yo was this woman serious did she think no one else heard her screeching store employee glances at me for literally one second yeah she doesn't work here of course she does she has an i.t [ __ ] she points at my purse and i look down to see that my work id had indeed come out of my purse i keep it on a bungee but it clearly states the chemical company i work for in large bold green letters the store colors are red and black ma'am i'm gonna need you to lower your voice and calm down or i'll have to ask you to leave our employees don't have id badges like that she doesn't work here well she still assaulted me and i want to press charges now at this point my temporary rage override is fading and i'm shaking trying not to cry and on the verge of a panic attack again i literally cannot speak to defend myself and then my hero this awesome dude another shopper who'd come into the isle sometime during the racist late rude ladies tirade racist rude lady's tirade looked about my dad's age mid-fifties that's not true that crazy lady grabbed this poor girl's arm this young lady never touched her after hearing him speak up others in the crowd chimed into my defense rudest lady shrunk down realizing that no one was on her side store employee turned to me ma'am do you want to press charges i already regret this but i shook my head i couldn't speak at that point i just desperately wanted to go home and get away from this lady and all of those eyes store employee nodded in agreement just as the store manager came over you can go i'll handle things with my manager sticking to her guns for some ungodly reason you're letting her go didn't you hear me she attacked me i want her arrested and deported back some back to mexico i can't speak because i'm a bad person ah lady are you sick in the head she has blonde hair and blue eyes she's not mexican and even if she was you assaulted her after another assurance from store employee and the manager i just scurried out of that place without my garlic salt or my waffles had a lovely panic attack in my car drove home once i felt safe enough to do so and here i am only shaking a little bit and starting to realize how kind of freaking hilarious that all was i'll go back for the waffles and the garlic salt tomorrow for tonight i need a freaking drink edit one i know i didn't articulate this very well when i wrote it but a user down below did so now that it's the next morning i'd like to clarify i am well aware that there are blonde haired blue-eyed mexican people but in my experience racist white ladies either don't know or don't acknowledge this and operate based on the stereotype so that's where my complete and utter shock was coming from i'll be going back to that store after work and anxiety permitting i'll try and track down a manager and see if i can't get some video footage to press charges with it might be too late but i'll see what can be done attitude so i took some of your guys advice and did the police report first before heading back to the store i had a cop come with me to request the security tapes the same store manager and employee were there so i got to thank them properly which was great and i got to learn what happened after i left apparently the woman kept screeching and making enough of a scene that the manager finally banned her from the store they got her picture but not her information so i don't know how that's gonna go for me i'm also told that the awesome customer from last night and a couple others had left their info with the manager just in case i did indeed come back with the cops which restored my faith and humanity a bit the cops are gonna do their thing and they'll let me know if they need anything else for me and if they find her at all meanwhile the employee from last night helped me find my cheap garlic salt and i splurged and got myself two boxes of waffles and a pint of ice cream like an absolute mad woman today has definitely been a lot better thank you guys so much for your support okay i'm really i'm really glad that they acknowledged uh that some mexican people do indeed have blonde hair and blue eyes and anyway uh this story absolutely bonkers ah that roost rudest lady what's our deal man why's you gotta be so rudest and aop you're italian that's badass i think italian people are so cool and italian stuff in fact the one flag i personally own is an italian flag so how about that all right this story's called i'm the owner he is my son hey there this is my first ever post in a way this post might fit better in the r slash i do work your section but it might not as well quick intro this was a funny story that had happened to me a few years ago my parents are one of the founders of resort and our chairman of the board of directors i've sat in a few of the meetings so everyone knows that i'm the boss's son i got homeschooled so the majority of my friends are basically senior staffs and people on the board pretty sad huh here's the cast me noah real quick i look a lot younger than my age and being five foot seven doesn't help dad and mom fiance or julia sister emma manager jack crazy lady karen i i'll do the voices later i don't know who's gonna show up i was on vacation with my fiance julia and my sister emma i julia and emma were staying at my dad's resort for a week or two because we were visiting my mother as we entered the resort i noticed the parking lot was packed and was mid-summer duh and saw a few cars roaming around looking for parking spots my family has a few private parking spots and i noticed that his car wasn't there but my mother's car was as i walked to the reception most of the staff know who i am one of the staff working saw me and walked over to greet me there were quite a few people in line waiting to check in mom is currently in the meeting would you like me to bring your luggage to your room yeah thanks julia kept the bag that had her swim clothes in it some time later after a bit of swimming we went to the restaurant to eat lunch i put on a blue shirt and was still in my gray swim trunks the clothing looks similar to the uniform that the waiters were wearing they were almost identical except the only difference was that it didn't have the word staff on it this will come in handy later while we were chatting in the restaurant i heard some lady say hey yo rather rudely from somewhere behind me i first thought it was just someone trying to get the attention of a waiter so i continued chatting and eating with julia and emma as i was chugging down some ginger ale after regretting trying my sister-in-law's food which she purposely did not tell me was pretty spicy she knows i don't handle spicy food well and probably never will can anyone else relate nobody someone suddenly roughly grabbed my shoulder from behind and i almost choked on my soda spitting it all over my sister straight up karma i gotta say ew gross was emma's response while my fiancee stood straight up and was about to ask me if i was alright but here comes you know who karen interrupting my sweet fiance babe are you hey i've been trying to get your attention for a while now karen yelled out me being someone who doesn't get mad that easily looked up and asked her politely do you need anything ma'am why are you eating with the guests and not doing your stupid job karen said i got on pretty quickly and knew that she thought i was a staff from what i was wearing but i was getting a little annoyed from how much she was yelling at me while she was a foot away from me ma'am i don't work i tried saying shut up i am a vip here karen continued yelling i continued to talk calmly to miss loudmouth while raising my voice a little excuse me i don't work here don't you use that tone with me brat as she slapped me her long nails cut into my cheek leaving a long cut and started bleeding my fiance almost went pale seeing his blood started to trip off my face my sister immediately started to call our mother to come the manager was walking over when he heard karen yelling but then broke into a run and hurried over when he saw karen slapped me ma'am noah you alright jacket said jack was someone who has worked for the resort for a few years so he was pretty casual with me my fiancee had put a piece of napkin on my cheek to try to stop the bleeding are you the manager i want this staff fired he is unprofessional i don't know why you hired an idiot karen pointed at me and spoke as if she was the owner ma'am he doesn't work here jack started explaining you're trying to cover him i want you fight as well i never knew someone's face could get as red as a tomato until today i saw my mother running over with two security guards when she saw my fiance holding a blood red napkin against my face and karen yelling at me i thought she was going to explode as she rushed over to me my sister had informed our mother about what was happening and what karen had done my mother almost yelled what on earth happened guards arrest her what do you mean arrest me who are you to do that karen was struggling in the guard's hands i am the owner you dare to slap my son my god the face karen made when she heard those lines i won't ever forget she was as white as snow while her eyes and mouth were wide open as she was taken away some of the other customers started clapping my mother ran up to see my face she spoiled me when i was younger and it was always defensive of me as if she was a mother protecting her cub i mean she she is low-key she was the one who had made me do homeschooling after she was told i was getting bullied in primary middle school after we had taken care of the cut on my face which i ended up needing stitches for no worries the scar faded my mother told me that karen had been charged with second-degree assault and will be spending the following month in jail damn that could have been a badass scar if it didn't fade um i think face scars are cool uh especially if there's a cool story behind them like if i were to get in a fight with the bear and like uh it's it clawed my face but somehow its claws didn't take my entire face off and it just left some cool cool looking scars that'd be pretty cool and if i also survived that that has to be like priority number one i would do a lot of crazy stuff if i knew i would survive in the end like as long as i know i won't take permanent damage i will do anything but anyway um that karen was crazy and if she would go straight to assaulting someone out of nowhere uh then she needs off the streets and into like a mental facility potentially don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode [Music] you

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Length: 20min 24sec (1224 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 19 2020