r/IDontWorkHereLady - What she did was DESPICABLE...

[Music] what's up guys welcome to daily dose of Reddit this is your host Zach and today subreddit is our /i don't work your lady all right this story's called crazy lady blames me because she can't read a sigh hey reddit first-time poster I was watching YouTube earlier today and saw red wheels videos I've now watched about 15 of them and it made me remember a story that happened last year to me sorry for any formatting on mobile and sorry that the story is extremely long so a little backstory now at the time I was 20 I've been working at a business park for a car wash through who cleans pretty much everyone in the offices near us cars we wear red or blue polo shirts with the car valeting name logo on them and our own name next to it important with black cargo pants and recently some offices were becoming vacant due to either moving elsewhere or financial collapse it happened a lot surprisingly so last year I was working on a car valeting lots in an office business park on this business park we clean nearly 70 people's cars so it's hard to remember who's who however on this very special day this happened there was four of us working we've all just arrived to the lot set up all the equipment unpacked all we needed and the other three went to the surrounding offices to collect keys from office workers who have used us for years and trust us to move their cars ourselves one of us always stays with the equipment just to be safe when a woman slowly drives our past our valeting lot seemingly looking for a specific office building when she pulls up right next to me now I'm six foot tall wearing the red polo of the company on my phone and checking my bank account to see if I got paid from the previous month pay was due the day before back turned to the woman at this point not being rude just knowing we have signs up saying what we are and how to contact us to book your car in for a wash I hear her lightly cough two times but think nothing of it then she clears her throat a little loud for me to turn my head to look at her for a quick second when she grabs me by my shoulder turning me around looking up and down then smacks the phone out of my hand and yells well I should have known ignoring me for your phone that phone shouldn't even be in your hands or at this place of war it should be in your locker I look at her confused like what the actual hell lady I shrugged my shoulders get her off of me stepping back trying to comprehend what just happened I'm sure she cuts me off yeah take my car you inconsiderate brat and pocket up at office three base six my personal parking space nowhere else office three basics she walks off towards her car I pick up my phone and check it over for any damage it's fine when she storms back over to me we'll call this woman crazy lady then there's me site manager and boss the crazy lady walks up to me again shaking her head looking like she's frothing from her mouth in anger and pure age snatching my phone away from me and throwing it away from us what the heck lady that's brand freaking new I told you you shouldn't have it here it's my own personal phone and you have she cuts me off I don't give a damn if it's your phone and not I'm in cha Chi and I'm telling you now take my car and park it up in office three base X crazy lady then proceeds to throw her keys at me and points to her car before yelling now move it out of instinct I caught the keys then said I don't know what you think we do but I turn around with my arms out we don't have to move people's cars around for them unless she screams at me a literal primal scream don't move my god now you bastard I'm going to the manager and getting you written up for this laziness and refusal to work listen miss stop talking back to me and move the car at this point the site manager arrives on the scene to check around all the offices make sure everyone's okay and see if there's anything that might need some work done so he can organize any repairs he's a nice guy I tried to explain again to the lady that we don't just move cars around for anybody and that they have to be booked in for a wash tried being the key word when site manager approaches hey Sam not my real name who else is on with you today and do you have your passes this time a site manager yeah they're in the office i point to our little shack where we take breaks and keep keys organized and it's just me boss Brian and John today who the hell cares about that move my freakin car already site manager looks visibly confused uh excuse me who are you crazy lady then puts her hand over site managers mouth and yells I'm first wait Jetson then moves her hand and slaps site manager now move the car site manager dropped to his knee holding his face when my boss comes running over what the hell just happened he immediately tries helping up site manager finally someone in charge and in control these two men just insulted me and berated me for about five minutes I just wanted my car moving into my she looks at me with a deathly glare office three basics private parking spot so I can go to a meeting and these two just made me late the foul-mouthed putz they should be fired and kicked off this site lady why did you slap him I saw it happen and why would he move your car my phone pings from the floor boss turns around and looks and whose phone is that it's my crazy lady cuts me off again it's mine that little bastard stole it and threw it on the floor then continued to insult me with him look lady I want you to take your keys back it takes the keys from me and chops them on the floor in front of her and get the heck off my side or I swear to God I will call the cops and screw your day site manager never swears and is always polite this came as a real shock to us all you can't tell me what to do you're nobody while me I'm somebody I run and manage this entire Business Park it's true ma'am he's the one in charge I just run the valeting Bay here boss went to pick up my phone during this and handed it back to me I believe this is actually yours as well not hers right unless she's got you on her lock screen yeah thanks I quickly put in my pocket crazy lady just stands there dumbfounded seemingly trying to process everything going on before picking up her keys and dangling them in front of me just go move my car and I won't have to call the police site manager then grabs the keys in pockets then ma'am he's not moving your car and in fact you're coming with me till the police arrive you've not only treated him me like dirt you clearly have something wrong with you and even slapped me for no apparent reason what was the office number again to me office 3 Oh the newest one convenient there are also two months behind on rent that wouldn't have been your doing would it - crazy lady boss calls for the police moving away from the situation wait what do you mean you're waiting with me for the cops I'm calling them on you did she hit you at all or just me no just threw my phone twice site manager grabs crazy lady by her arm alright ma'am I'm placing you under citizen's arrest till the police come you can come to my office and we'll show the officers the cameras and everything that's happened crazy lady slaps him again in tries running to her car but her heel breaks off her shoe and she falls to the ground screaming for help and that we're trying to violate her site manager helps her back up right as the cops arrive on scene when boss says to me come on we've got work to do and we walk away about two hours later the crazy lady gets put into a cruiser kicking and screaming before yelling at me this is your fault apparently she kept resisting arrest in the office and Dena everything even though it was all caught on camera a tow truck later arrived after they left with her and towed her car away crazy lady was never seen again to this day a year later the site manager told us at the end of the day that she doesn't even work at that office or any office on that site and was truly just crazy that is weirdly terrifying now I'm kind of in the mood to watch a really really scary movie recommend some in the comments below I'm hard to scare though for example I found the conjuring kind of funny when they were all flying around the room and stuff the curse of La Llorona was kind of scary though I liked that movie I saw that in theaters that was kind of creepy not scary just creepy anyway sorry that was really off topic um this lady has obvious issues holy crap did she forget her meds I feel like that's something that could happen if someone doesn't take their meds that could just be bad media representation but I feel like some people actually do need medication in order to not act like this this one's called why I love being autistic yes English is my first language and forgive me for I am on mobile so I am autistic Asperger's to be specific so I am high-functioning but still don't like dealing with groups of people larger than seven or loud ones okay now with that out of the way let us begin cast is a short list there's Karen there's me loopy Looney who has his genius moments security guard so I was at the store going for some clothes and game cards ran the games I had to death and was currently looking at some candies for my younger brothers and sisters it is probably a good time to mention that when I have a task to do I tend to tunnel vision this is also probably when the Karen decided to materialize next to me here is how the conversation went excuse me huh oh sorry what was that I need she starts listing a shopping list it is now I took notice of who I was talking to the Karen was a smallish woman with brunette hair gaudy glasses and look to be late 20s early 30s maybe I am terrible with guessing ages I'm sorry but I don't work here I say pointing to my cart of stuff Karen looks at my cart looks at me back to the cart then squints at me don't you try to lie to me I gets anxious easily in social interactions and this woman was sending signals of aggression so yeah I was stressed I'm sorry but I really don't work here I said I need repeats lists of stuff now this goes on for a while when Karen gets more and more aggressive all the while I'm getting more and more stressed in trying to keep myself under control for those who don't know people who are on the autistic spectrum can have what's called a meltdown yes it can be just stopping their feet or crying but it can also range from fidgeting with something to full-out brawling out of nowhere just because they were stressed out I was starting to twitch and fidget which was my body saying I was reaching my breaking point now after a few attempts to explain that I don't work here and being cut off our dear Karen decides to fling this comment out I bet your mother would be so disgusted with the way you treated me that's if she's still alive she was probably too stupid to be breathing and died before you could be taught to respect your elders I was 24 still AM as of this post y'all that set me off I'm willing to take whatever trash talk you want at me but I will never let anyone just downgrade and berate my family the next thing that came out of me was a string of insults that I think she only caught half of but I was somehow able to keep a dull roar I can't remember all of them I was in a rage but it was along the lines of your mama probably faked her death just so you would step up and stop leeching off of her and did your daddy finally leave you is that why you're trying to talk to me here's a tip sweetheart drag talking with a kinder tone cuz spitting venom ain't gonna make people like you and I hope your kindergarten teachers still alive because she should teach you some manners because your mom's probably ran off cuz Modell is better than your attitude the one that stuck with me was I would pay cold cash just to see which unlucky lover decided to take Satan to drag it below hell or the Grim Reaper to keep you in purgatory cuz at this point the only reason you're still alive is that I doubt that God the devil or even the judge is a purgatory and wants you near them yes I wrote back to a country accent when I lose my temper I stopped using it because I had to many people asked me to repeat myself Karen's face was gold fished for about five seconds then she resembled something between a goblin and an angry tomato and proceeded to smack me didn't hurt but was loud okay ow and feel better yes I said now because I was something you're supposed to say after being hit Karen then reels her head back and spits on me yuck germs she then gets ready to hit me another time to which I held up a finger which somehow stopped Karen and said ma'am if you hit me three times I can use self-defense to retaliate when I was younger we were taught that if you were cornered or were hit three or more times before hitting back it would be considered self-defense Karen called bull's nozzle and swung at me out of nowhere a large arm reaches over my shoulder and grabbed Karen's arm mid-swing in shock I look back to see security guard I didn't notice the guy until then and with surprise said hi there what's the problem here this employee refused to help me and when I asked him where something was he cursed and was rude towards me security guard looked at me is this true well I was rude but I don't work here and she insulted my family first liar he disrespected me and should be fired we can go get the manager if you won't he can short this out no I want you to do your job and take him out of here q Karen and security guard going back and forth with Karen insulting security guard for failing to do his duties and for me for being a lazy worker I was losing all Fricks I could give for this after a few minutes Karen finally says the famous Karen war cry I want to speak to yar and before she could finish I dialed my autism to the max unscrewed the dial left it spinning and said wah Karen pauses then squinted at me what why what security guard starts to walk around the confused Karen why what Karen realizing security guard has cuffed her what security guard escort sir out I wasn't paying attention to what he was saying I loudly say why don't know what happened afterwards honestly don't care but I got home safe lesson learned when in doubt ask why okay this post was very freaking anime Karen getting cuffed Noddy anyways still a good story I appreciate your shift to a southern country whatever the hell you want to call it accent and that Karen was straight up a bully that does not belong in public because that level of incompetence is like dangerous and you guys won't know this but I screwed up saying in common incompetence like four times and I found that ironic alright this story's called no you can't call me in I don't work for you anymore I used to work for a small family-owned restaurant they [ __ ] honestly awful they're adult kids all worked for them too and they were spoiled and very bossy and of course favored over all the non related staff I should have listened to the huge red flag at the interview where they said that they go through a lot of staff other than the kids because everyone they hire is stupid and doesn't last long oh boy they treated me terribly yelling at me for small things making me do horrible gross jobs that no one else wants to do and putting me down constantly I even had several customers ask for the owner to tell them specifically how good my service was they would brush it off and tell me the customer was wrong one time I called in sick because I was vomiting I was told no you're coming in some we feel sick do but we still make the effort I was like no I will vomit pretty sure I can't be working in a food place tonight they hung up on me after two months I'd had enough and I quit this was almost two years ago a little while ago I was out just browsing some shops when I got a phone call from an unknown number I had deleted the owner's contact info so I had no idea it was her hello hello my name Kenny work tonight umm sorry who is this this is her name I need you to work tonight we're very busy 6:30 okay I don't work for you anymore yes you do you need to come in at 6:30 no sorry I resigned ages ago and I'm not available anyway bye I hung up she tried calling me back three times then sent me a text that said yes you are 6:30 I blocked her number and went about my day what has this like happened to anyone else I'm sure it maybe has but like it's ridiculous don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 18min 46sec (1126 seconds)

Published: Wed May 13 2020