r/IDontWorkHereLady - I Got her BANNED Forever

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of Reddit this is your host Zach and today's subreddit desire slash I don't work your lady this story is called berserk Tyrannosaurus Ivanka this happened years ago more than a decade back when I was working as a sommelier Chef manager of one of the top rated restaurants in the city not number one but not far off either we might not have been the best but we did our best anyway this meant that I was going to a lot of tastings on my free time and sometimes on my days off I would be down at the liquor store at 7am to get in line for a particular vintage's release basically some wines were always available others came to the LCBO only in limited Supply releases these were first come first served so if it was something special I really wanted I had to be there before opening this was one such case I had been waiting outside in the blue blistering early February cult negative 31 degrees Celsius I believe it was that day don't know how cold it was with the wind but I was well bundled up people who stayed in their cars might miss out on some things as I had mentioned it was first come first served so there was some real competition there were about nine of us there plus the parking lady watching us from her little booth I knew almost everyone except one 30ish lady dressed to the nines and a boy maybe 20ish who was with her there was also some older man who I had seen at another release earlier that year but never got to talk to the rest of them were all people in charge of buying for the restaurants and one guy who was there to buy for a rich guy who lived up in the hills pretty much everyone was at least outwardly nice the manager slash handling customers kind of talk was just automatic we were all standing in the cold I was leaning against the building and looking out at the line there was a liquor store employee visibly inside getting stuff ready and most of the people in line were watching them eventually the doors open and we all roll in I immediately grab a pallet of brick Shard Cabernet sparkling wine which was just amazing that year it was right around from the door first on the list bright but still with the biscuits you expect of actual champagne even though this was not technically champagne so now I am rolling my palette through looking back and forth with a crane neck for what I was really there for and I found it Ella Valley Vineyards ever read delicious but not well known I wanted a whole palette of this as well so I called over a worker who was standing nearby and asked if they could bring this to the cash for me I would be over there to pay for it soon I continue my search and find the PO chisari release it's an excellent year for the barolo so we are actually getting two full pallets I finally find them inside are moving the boxes from one to the other as I finish I start walking towards the cache pulling my double loaded palette of vintage barolo other than this everything else we will be able to order this is all we can really fit in the van anyway I place an order with the same worker I had before stuff from the general list they deliver later this week great I was done I called the brothers sitting in the van to tell them it was time to move everything to the van so they backed up to the door and we started on our way to meet them that's when it happened Act me hello with you she begins snapping her fingers as loud as I think fingers can be snapped hey admittedly I was dressed kinda like a manager but bundled up to resist the cold so I guess it wasn't that unreasonable for her to think I had also just told some employees what to do unfortunately this situation was already rather out of control as the woman was manhandling the manager of another restaurant not an employee not that would be okay to pull anyone around by their shirt collar or bow tie the woman was struggling nice old restaurant manager says piteously I told you I don't work here let go you're hurting me Ivanka was a roughly 30-ish bottle blonde wearing Louis Vuitton and Louboutin shoes she was wielding a bottle of 500 Dom Perignon expensive champagne like a club in her right hand as she dragged a woman behind her by the collar I frankly couldn't believe what I was seeing this was about when the young guy who had seen with her earlier appear I'm so sorry Miss Ivanka I'm so so sorry I couldn't find it it's not there yo idiot find it or don't come back at this point the actual manager had arrived Miss please put down that bottle what's the problem I'm sure I can help you just let go of the nice woman and put the bottle down please with shock in my voice I say pardon Miss but please don't hold other people like that please let her go now this bench refused to save me refuse to serve me do you have any idea who I am at this point she is literally screaming tugging nice old restaurant manager's collar for emphasis people have started coming to see what was going on I turned behind me and one of the security guards has run up to me luckily it was the bigger one I can hear someone in the background calling the police not on the phone shouting to the police down the street outside I look at the security guard he's a huge guy works is a bouncer on his days off at some of the clubs in the market he's making a very concerned face for real though he is enormous six foot five or so easily 350 pounds part muscle part punch he's also very kind gentle and a caring person Berserker ivanka's attention is off of me for the moment as she screams at the manager I motion for him to go to the right I start moving slowly around her to the left or used to working together like this because we all get together one night a week after work the guy also works out at my gym we both move slowly at first then rush in quickly Ivanka isn't exactly imposing even in her rage we just rush her while she's still distracted yelling at the younger guy manager the guard grabs her left arm which has been holding the bottle he plucks the bottle out of her hand as I am grabbing her fingers with one hand pulling them away from nice older restaurant manager's collar then spin her arm around as I make sure with my other arm that nice older restaurant manager doesn't fall down she's quite old after all once I'm sure that nice older restaurant manager is okay I twist ivanka's arm around behind her back and give it to the guard who has already put the bottle down so he now has her firmly in his grip impossible for her to escape as she continues screaming that we're all going to lose our jobs it only took a few minutes for the police to arrive maybe five at most the manager has failed to calm berserk Ivanka down there there is a local and Provincial Police Officer not far away plus the street between the mall and the liquor store is one of the patrols that is constantly under surveillance the cops hang out at the mall or out in front of the liquor store a lot because of how often the homeless people try to beg there anyway when the cops finally arrived they took Ivanka away she was still ranting hysterically never did find out who she was she just kept screaming at me the oak can't do this I'll have your head you're all fired all of you yo police arrest them arrest them she seemed to not understand at all what was going on the police came and got her from the guard who was more than happy to be rid of her she kept screaming about Injustice and how she was gonna have us all fired and how I was the worst manager in history no idea what her problem actually was I couldn't smell alcohol through her perfume but it could easily have been drugs whatever it was she was acting extremely crazy she didn't end up hurting anyone badly though she did try to struggle and bite the cops so I am sure she got charged with something also she Brews the nice old manager lady around her collar nice older restaurant manager was otherwise okay though I was so busy all the time back then that I didn't take the time to follow through and find out what happened but I am sure she must have at least been charged with resisting arrest and probably assaults and disorderly conduct anyway people who behave like that at that age usually don't learn but at least for the time being the police got her off the street Tyrannosaurus ivanko was also banned from the store that much I was told by the manager on my next visit about a week later I never did see her again at any events or releases it definitely does sound like drugs this story is called Kitty committee volunteer I guess I finally got a story that's at least 10 gently related to the sub it wasn't a bad one but I definitely don't work there so we've had a serious feral cat colony starting around our house after a colony a few blocks away broke up after one of them got into our garage we decided to start doing trap noodle release to make sure the colony stays healthy and most importantly doesn't grow so after trapping our fourth cats I got in a group of getting there early being first in line and having a clue about the process my local SPCA only accepts 10 funerals a day they check everyone in first give you paperwork and a clipboard to write on and only after the last person checks in can you go up pay anything you need to pay tell them what you need done and then leave on a particularly busy day I was first in line carrying a very spicy cat in a trap who did not want to be there and I was definitely ready to leave but I knew I wouldn't be called up until everyone was checked in and noticed quite a few folks who are waiting outside who hadn't checked in I walked out holding a clipboard and asked if everyone had checked in several people ran in to do so and one or two who had already checked in tried to hand me their paperwork I told them they'd be asked for it when they were called up they still insisted on handing me their clipboards and pins I didn't argue since honestly I was bored waiting everyone else who was waiting inside who knew I didn't work there was giggling as more and more people started asking me questions to which I answered it was easier and by the time I was called up I had a stack of clipboards to hand over the lady behind the desk thanked me and I hightailed it out of there much to the shock of a few folks who thought I worked there the next day when I was there with another cat one of the people came up and thanked me for helping them I mean it was in my best interest that folks were moving quickly so it wasn't entirely altruistic but it was nice to be useful anyway and I wasn't doing anything anyway also feral Kitty was just fine he's on my front lawn pretending to be a bush right now we'll keep taking care of the colony here and hopefully it won't get too much bigger I've done five and three of them are hopefully going to relax and be indoor kitties soon first of all good work there editor you know Strays are a big old problem also good on you for helping out at the uh at the shelter this redditor is getting some brownie points today huh this story is called I don't work here but I am Banning you from the store this just happened 20 minutes ago and I'm still laughing about it I was in the bullseye store with the red vests and shirts I was picking up a few office supplies I managed three restaurants and one of the offices supplies ran low on Staples and printing paper and the supply truck won't be in till the end of the month I gather the items I needed and headed to the check Lanes I heard a Banshee like shrill screaming I look around and this lady has a person who really does work there cornered and the poor girl looked to be on the verge of tears here's the cast screaming customer real employee Yours Truly yeah as you Mr manager come here and discipline your employees she refuses to help me and she was very rude and call me some very bad names now I have read enough of these I don't work your posts and always wondered why no one does this so I gave it a shot is this true were you rude to this lovely piece of humanity which made her kind of giggle now now I just told her I'm on my way home I just finished my shift and if she needs help she can ask someone who would be more than happy and clocked in when I told her that she reached for me I backed off I don't like strangers touching me and I never insulted her liar you called me all sorts of bad words when I find my husband he will have you fired if you don't do something about it lady I am the district manager I will ask you to calm down if you don't I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store well I am just very upset you stupid f word it's been most distressful in all my years I have never been treated so horribly ma'am I'm sorry but you aren't settling down I am going to have to ask you to excuse yourself from the premises or be escorted by security I pull out my phone and speed dial my missed messages but my husband go to the customer service desk and Page your husband and tell him you'll be waiting outside for him while he does the shopping now leave the store immediately I pretend to talk to Security on the phone yes we have an unruly customer who needs to be escorted from the store screaming customer throws what she has on the floor and leaves screaming and yelling threatening to Sue and shut down the store I turn to real employee and ask if she's okay she tells me yeah she didn't know I was in the store but glad I was I hope I'm not any trouble I just worked a double shift I just want to go home I'm extremely tired and hungry nah you're not in trouble I don't even work here after a second or two it sinks in what I said and random employee begins laughing uncontrollably I told her I managed the restaurant up the street and she is welcome to come in and have a free meal on my dime as I leave for the restaurant I walk through the parking lot and see the screaming banshee customer sitting in a pickup truck on her cell phone I could hear her her muffled screams and crying and I figure I better get the hell out of Dodge random employee did come into the restaurant to thank me I told her the offer for the free meal is still good she took me up on it but tipped the server really well even though it was a free meal we laughed and talked about the banshee and she laughed even harder when I told her about seeing her sitting in the truck I told her that this is definitely going on Reddit random employees says she loves these posts and will be looking for it so hey Kate if you're reading this you are read it famous now maybe someone will turn this into a YouTube video well my good sir you just predicted the future because yes this is now in a YouTube video so congratulations to you and to Kate and your several children to come because there's no way that this turns out any other way also I must say that was an extremely creative approach to getting rid of that festering Karen and yes I do know what festering means I referred to her as a festering Karen because that is what she is she is a festering infection upon Humanity okay gross don't forget to like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 16min 34sec (994 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 30 2023