r/IDontWorkHereLady -

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of reddit this is your host zach and today subreddits are slash i don't work here lady or man because here at dailydoseofreddit we don't stand for misogyny then again the subreddit is what it is this story's called karen thinks no one wears the dinner's uniform at night background i'm a regular at a national chain of 24-hour diners known for their breakfast dishes and having the cook station out in the open given the odd schedule that i keep it's one of the few places in town to grab some good food late at night so i've gotten to know the staff fairly well and they know me i also have several friends who have been wait staff and know how simple things like stacking your plates once you're done is sometimes appreciated as much as a good tip so i try and do this if there's time on to the story standard cast members are standard so i pull into the diner around 1am and can see that all of the tables are loaded with dirty dishes so i walk in and see one of the day shift staff starting the clean up process hey uh wait staff one how long have you been here you look dead on your feet oh hey since just before lunch jones is sick and i got stuck covering his shift that sucks what happened here just had a frat stop by and they left about five minutes ago i need to head in the back and check on something with cook in other words a smoke break you okay for a few minutes no problem i'm no rush so really having nothing to do and no real place to sit i decided to help and start stacking dishes and moving them from the table to on top of the counter next to where the dish sink is located while trying to be a boy scout i get a couple of tables at least cleared a car pulls up and outpours not one not two but four karens have now been unleashed on this poor unsuspecting diner now dear eaters can you guess what their drunken gazes beheld sorry the spanish inquisition is not the correct response so i was there with the dishes in hand in the process of moving from a table to the counter bleep not how i wanted my knight to go i much prefer the karen free knights not four of them at once so deep breath and hope that these are some of those rare nice karens who have more than one brain cell shared between them the doors open and table for four now i'm now the maitre d seat yourselves the server is in the back working on an issue and we'll be out shortly this table is filthy get over here and finish cleaning it add busboy to the list there is no toilet paper in the bathroom go get some adds janitor coffee adds weight staff boys and girls can you guess my next line i'm glad that you could ladies i'm sorry but i don't ball bleep we all saw you bleeping with those dishes don't lie now get off your ass and do your job i was trying to be helpful and give the wait staff a hand she has been running almost non-stop for over 12 hours and what about me says i work here do you see a uniform or a name badge on me everyone knows guys never wear your uniform at night so get to work and make us some food hey now i'm a cook at this point wait staff one comes in and has a slight smile on her face from the dishes clumped together on the counter and then her eyes glance over and sees the cairns and her face just drops i forgot to grab your drink sorry about that long shift no problem but it's gonna be longer still just deal with them and i'll order after them it's not worth a headache right now so waitstaff1 grabs a dishrag and walks over to their table and apologizes for their weight and asks what they would like to drink while wiping down the table the cairns then begin their litany of how dare she serve her coworker first and that i was lazy and not doing my job going to complain to the manager etc etc now during their tirade who should come in not the shift manager not the store manager or the city manager but the district manager he lives about 10 minutes down the road so he pops in frequently yo boss man how's it going tonight hey uh about the same as usual are you the manager here yes i do man you need to fire that lazy employee there pointing at me he was rude and was saying mean things to us and he's out of uniform district manager looks at me i look back and take a deep breath they just got done from being slammed waitstaff1 was pulling a double so i decided to help her out by busting the dishes to the counter while i was doing that they came in and assumed i worked here and this has been the most reasonable i've seen them so far yes i managed to get my full explanation spoken without interruptions district manager to karen won ma'am it is not work here he's a regular who do you think jesus would approve of someone helping those in need or a jezebel who goes out drinking and making an arse of themselves also it is company policy for everyone from wait staff to senior managers to be in uniform when we are working so please finish your order eat and be on your way and do not harass the other patrons the care and table is dead silent and staring at each other they order and finish up their food before slinking out the door and drive off i go to the same church as karen's one two and four they always act like bertha better than you so it was nice to take that karen one down a peg i can't believe it they didn't even bother to leave a tip all those surprised please raise your hands okay i raised my hand but i didn't mean to i was just acting it out thanks for letting me ramble and remember to be nice to your servers frequently asked questions yes it's diner not dinner i fixed it in the second story sorry i was late my fingers type faster than my brain at times i was wearing an anime t-shirt and tan cargo shorts the employees wear navy pants and a blue shirt in an apron which have the yellow and black diner logo yes in america tipping is a way of life for servers it's not the best system and needs to be revamped yes there are liability issues if i incurred injury in so much it imposes litigation well first off for rooney uh good on you for helping out when you can that is a very good trait to have and i guarantee you everyone who would who you've helped out like that like at restaurants and and all that jazz appreciate it if you do it all the time which you seem to to do i don't know what i'm saying but yeah good person cairns are ugly and smelly what's new alright this story is called how does this keep happening okay so i like to shop for shoes from a certain shoe store it's called shoe show some may know it some may not good store when i go to other stores they don't have my size so i go to this store because they have cute shoes in my size now this incident just happened this morning since the pandemic came in i like a lot of other people have ordered my stuff online i ordered my shoes about two weeks ago so they were a little late getting here and i understand that with delo going around unfortunately when i got my shoes they was the wrong size i called the store and they said that i can in fact bring the shoes to the store to exchange them i didn't necessarily need to return them through the mail okay cool no hassle i load them in the car and take them to the store before my doctor appointment which i am currently sitting in the waiting room typing this out waiting to be seen so when i get to the store the lady looks at my receipt and sees that on the paper it has my size but they accidentally gave me two sizes too small common mistake i can either get my money back or i can look for the same shoe there in my size or just get another shoe for the same price i chose the second and third option side note every shoe show has different uniforms but they do in fact have uniforms the store i was at they wear black shirts with name tags khaki pants and regular tennis shoes since i had an appointment i didn't feel like dressing up i wore a black shirt with jasmine from aladdin on it black bell bottoms that were cut up a little in some flip flops i'm a big beautiful woman so i love black looks good on plus size women and since i'm in public i wore my eeveelution face mask and gloves nice i go to the women's section and look for the signs with my size found it and began looking couldn't find the shoe i bought y'all know i'm hurt right but i found a better shoe now i did mention in a previous post that i'm a bit of a tomboy but today i wanted to show my girly side plus the shoes i bought were heels so when i found a better heel and the price was cheaper babe i snatched them shoes so fast it took the paint off my toes facts about shoeshow when you want to try a heel they give you a stocking booty for your foot i tried my heel and load was i in love ladies you ever find the heel you love and suddenly you start thinking of outfits to wear with it in the hairstyles yes law that was me in my mind you couldn't tell me crap i was feeling myself suddenly that feeling goes away when i feel a tap on my shoulder i turn my head around and it's this lady with her daughter 14 to 16 years of age so i asked um can i help you and she goes on about how nobody's at the front desk and she needs help another fact about shoe show they have a belter ring on the desk when a person is ready for checkout or just needs help so i tell her ma'am there's a bell on the front desk just ring the bell and i'm sure someone will come help you what in the heck did i say that for she got pissed so you're not gonna help me you're just gonna keep being lazy and put your grimy feet in the shoes get off your fat butt and help me my daughter and i have a wedding to attend and we need shoes for it my daughter is in the wedding and i mean said it like that was a huge accomplishment and her daughter deserved an award for it come to find out she was only a host and not directly in the wedding so when it finally dawned on me that she thought i worked there first thing that came to my mind was why does this crap keep happening like is this prank danielle day and i miss the damn memo i look at her and tell her i don't work there i'm there to exchange shoes the bell is on the damn desk ring it now she's yelling i will have your job if you don't help me i'm a valued customer here you will help me i demand service crap now i'm just over this crap i have a doctor appointment to get to and all i want is to exchange my shoes i don't have time for it so i tell her to do whatever the heck she wants i don't care i have crap to do staff finally came out because of all the commotion ask me what happened and she rants and screams and yells and hollers staff looked at her and cuts her off ma'am i'm not being mean but i didn't ask you i asked her i will get to you after she's done oh yeah i'm about to have my way with this i politely say the wicked witch of the east here needs help i told her i didn't work here and that y'all had a bell on the desk to rain for help and i guess her iq was too low to read the sign and went for the first person she saw and assumed they worked here she claimed she was a valued customer i turned to look at her that title does nothing in this kind of shoe store dumbass can somebody please help her and can i please go to checkout so i can exchange my shoe this woman literally got madder and said did you really just call me the wicked witch of the east you fire her right now so i snapped back oh trust me honey i could have called you a gorilla looking horse with the smell of fish fart and moose ankle because you called me fat hell i could have even beat your ass for that comment but i don't have time to deal with you whole time her daughter just looks mortified because of how her mama is acting the staff looked at the lady and said she definitely doesn't work here you can tell by what she's wearing we have black shirts and khaki pants she's wearing all black with flip-flops plus her shirt has a disney princess on it if you needed help you could have easily rang the bell and i or the other staff members would have helped you please calm down and leave this customer alone finally somebody to get through to her or so i thought just because this wench didn't admit she was wrong she rants more saying well she doesn't need to wear black in this store it confuses people baby the icing on the cake the daughter finally speaks mom i'm wearing black in the store look she turns to look at her daughter and she had on a black shirt with tight khaki pants hugging her curves her jacket was hiding the shirt okay so y'all know i fell out laughing that crap took me the flippity-doo-dah out i mean i cracked up all the way to the desk to check out and on to the car i literally couldn't start the car because of how hard i was laughing after 10 minutes of constantly cackling i finally started the car and drove off my ribs stomach sides and heads still hurt from all that laughing sorry if the story was too long but i had to share and i thank you for sharing because it was a good story and i just love the character you put into it makes for very entertaining stuff all right this story's called hospital staff and patients thinking that i was a nurse while my dad was in the hospital for his cancer treatment my mom would stay with him while i walked around and bought food usually i'd go to the cafe to hang out and relax before i went back up very stressed at the time one time i went to the cafe for some coffee when i went to pay they asked for my nursing id i told them that i didn't work there they gave me a puzzled look and said i would have thought twice you give off a nurse or a i just thought you were off duty the other time was with a lady that was looking for her husband at the time my dad wasn't doing too good so my mom and i had to wear nurse coverings and whatnot anyway the lady walked up to me and asked if i could lead her to her husband i kindly told her that i didn't work there and that my dad was in a serious condition she gave me an angry look and demanded that i tell her now she thought i was lying in order to get out of helping her i told her again that i didn't work there and after that she stormed up to the nurse's station she told the male nurse i demand to speak to your manager she won't help me the nurse looked at me then told her i'm sorry ma'am but she doesn't work here she's here with her mother and father but i can help you she looked at me and huffed stormed off to her husband's room and never returned six months later i am getting ready to get my cna to help people in the hospital my dad unfortunately lost his battle six months ago there's never a moment that goes by that i never think of him ooh sorry for your loss um that can't be an easy thing to get through losing a parent must be very very difficult at least there's a bit of a silver lining to the experience obviously it's not much compared to losing a parent however um it's you got a nice little story to share you got a ton of up votes so user snowy is dead 360. i hope you are doing well 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Length: 17min 38sec (1058 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 01 2020