♪ We got them brownies ♪ ♪ We got them brownies ♪ ♪ We got them brownies ♪ - Dance if you mean it.
(metal pan clanks) Oh no. ♪ We lost them brownies ♪
(Chanel laughs) (audience clapping)
(audience cheering) - Okay, throughout your entire career, you only fumbled three times. - You can clap for that, it's okay. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) They're like, "Really?" - As I delivered it, I'm like, "I'm about to blow their minds." This guy's (bleeps) sticky hands never let a (bleeps) ball fall
out of his hands three times. (audience laughing) - Silence. - Like, everybody in here, "Is that good? Is that solid? Is that solid?" Something to be very proud of, but not many people are like you. In this category right here,
they can't hold onto anything. We call it Fumble-itis, take a look. (audience clapping)
(audience cheering) All right, send it to me, guys. I always protect the beer, always. - Oh no.
- Oh. - But he had it.
- He had it. - Man, after all that. - It was his victory dance
that (bleeps) him up. (audience laughing) He had it, he's good. Oh, now he's celebrating too much. He got set up, he got hit.
(audience laughing) Okay. - Oh! - That has happen to
everyone in this snow. - This is like the definition
of I (bleeps) hate everyone. It's (bleeps) so cold and my
(bleeps) phone's about die and this drink tastes like (bleep) basically right before this video started. (cork pops) - Hey, girls. - Oh.
- That's a good bottle though. - That's a good bottle.
- That's durable, brah. - That thing flip turned right back at you and disrespected you honestly.
(audience laughing) (tray clanks) - Oh. - She never had a chance in the jump.
- At all. - Okay, hold up.
- Wait, the clip started with her dancing.
- You can't be this... Okay, all right.
- That's a violent fall, brah. - I'm pretty sure that's
not the exit either. That's going to your seats. - Okay, that's more than a fumble. That's an outright break of arms. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Welcome back to "Ridiculousness." Okay, you got the new iPhone 10 by chance. - Nope.
- I do. I do. - Hands are too small.
- Mm, okay, okay. - I got the iPhone X. - You ever cracked the back of it? - I've cracked four of them in a week. - And look, I don't believe in
insurance, I don't know why. We know ain't (bleeps) nothing
gonna happen to this phone. Smash, smash, smash. Full price, full price, full price. I finally had to buy insurance,
you know what I mean? Because I break them so often. Just like everybody in this category, we're giving them the
advice, Get the Insurance. Take a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) (playful music) (glass taps) - Ah!
- Oh! - Dude. - You know she was texting her side dude. - Oh man.
- Ain't no way does she got that scared. - Oh. How you just gonna throw it
right over your shoulder? - Oh my God, I would've killed him. - Somebody she done hit
with a phone down there. - Oh, get away, get away,
get away, jump, jump. - Oh! - Oh, you gotta get out, dive in there! Dive in there! - Find it. Oh no. Oh no.
- That ain't it. - Oh! It's right there! - This (bleeps) black and white. It's like a silent film. It's just like (imitates
"The Three Stooges"). (Chanel laughs) - It's audition time
for "The Three Stooges." - Here we go. What's up? Whoa!
- Oh! - Did he have it like in his crotch? - Yeah, you had it in your lap. You're like, "What's up? You (bleeps) droning us, bro?
(Chanel laughs) Drone me, bro, oh no!" - Sorry, but I was like,
"Oh, your phone, bro." It's a great shot though.
- It's a great shot. - Dude, (bleeps) great shot. - No way! - All right, pause it, pause it. Their friend is now on a cruise ship about to go on a long trip. He forgot his phone in her purse. She entitled this guy right here said, "Hey, can you please help me? Can you throw this up to my friend?" He said, "Absolutely, let me-" - Oh my God. - Let me show you a
thing or two about a guy who used to play baseball in high school. (all laughing) Yep, there, he's right up there. Perfect, fella, here ya go. Oh!
- Oh! (audience laughing) - Are you- - He threw his straight up and down. - He did, he did. - He threw his straight up in there. - As high as you can, Mark. Okay. Well he was never gonna
talk to anybody anyway. He's on a cruise. There you have it. (audience clapping)
(audience cheering) Okay, do you ever attempt to
run with a drink in your hand? - No, I could barely walk
with a drink in my hand. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, what- - I got promoted to being a
waitress for my takeout job and like after one week they're like, "We're putting you back in takeout." - Yeah. I mean, look, like if you run with a drink
in your hand, what happens? - Pretty sure you're gonna fall, yeah. - That's it, that's it. You basically end up with
like a quarter of a drink. You know what I mean? They just can't do it. You just can't do it
and every single time, then you focus too much
on the actual drink and what do you not have? - Legs.
- Speed. Speed.
(Chanel laughs) You're just kinda walking fast, you know, 'cause it just doesn't work and everybody in this category knows it. Don't Drink and Run, take a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Oh, okay.
- Bro. (bleeps) - And this is why your dumb ass needs to stop running
through the goddamn job. - Man, I have to clean
this (bleeps) up though. - Clean this (bleeps) up, bro. Get Chaniel her tires.
(all laughing) - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there you go. - Oh my God, why would you do that? - Oh man, miscalculation.
- Big time. - Miscalculation.
- Big time. - Man. (Rob laughs) He really thought he was
just gonna (bleeps) woo! - Go big. - That's literally grown men
partying in a kiddie pool. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. There's just a lot of dude in there. Here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go. Oh man. - This day, like mayor in this town. This is the election. (bucket clanks) - Well, once again, not in there. - Oh man. - I'm back in it, I'm back in it. (Chanel laughs) Uh-oh. Oh, bar shutting down. Oh look, the guy with all the alcohol. Oh man.
- Oh! (imitates dramatic falling) Like literally every bit of
alcohol for everybody right now. - You got Baileys the whole
(bleeps) picture of Baileys. - Man, yes. (laughs) Yo, go, go. Yep, you're hurt now and
grandma's there to help you. (Chanel laughs) There you have it for Don't Drink and Run. (audience clapping) As a professional athlete
in all these competitions, what happens when you just mess up on like the easiest trick? Does that just drive you crazy? - Like at the end sometimes I'll fall on a super mellow trick
and I'm just like, "Ugh." - Right, and then you're angry, and then what do you say to your yourself? - I think you're just like, "Oh, whatever. I'm chilling now." - Okay, look, everybody
in this next category is in the pure mindset of, "Oh, whatever. I'm chilling right now," and
it's called "Sports is Hard." Take a look. (audience clapping)
(audience cheering) Okay, here we go. Coming in hot. Okay, let me try to, oh, wait
a minute, hey, wrong goal. Hey, hey, wrong basket. Wrong basket. Okay, all right, I'm
good, all right, let's go. Man, you suck. You really triple suck when
you're at the wrong basket, nobody defending you and you
still can't make the basket. (audience laughing) Here we go. Oh.
- Oh. - How's that kick?
- Oh, man. What's everybody doing? - No one knows what to do. - Somebody's gotta pay attention here. Oh. Yep, man. Look at how like cheap
this coach is right here. Go ahead and play it. Look at this coach right here. He knows this is just kids
and he's like, "Oh, yeah." Just got ourselves a cheap-ass touchdown. (audience laughing) Uh-oh, uh-oh, running,
okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Go! - Wrong way. Man.
(audience laughing) - But you see how fast
that little guy is, man. - He extra vibe. - Man, he outran his dad. - No, he's like, "I'm over it. I'm done." - And he basically just ran
to nowhere and was like, "What happened to the race?" Come on, 180. Gone. Let's get to that base. It's gonna be tight, slide, oh. Oh man.
- Not even close. - Oh man, he's so sad, he's just sad. (audience laughing) Okay. Oh, there's the mistake. Oh, celebration. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Oh, oh! Oh!
(audience clapping) Last thing you would've
ever thought would happen. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) You know, recently got some Chick-fil-A. I don't know if you guys
ever get Chick-fil-A. - Yeah. - You get your fries?
- Yeah. - And what are you supposed to do? Supposed to eat 'em in the car. You know what I mean? Supposed to eat 'em in the car. - Do you not? - No, and so I kept them on
my lap, and what happened? - Your lap smells like fries now? - No, I stood up and they hit the ground. - Oh really?
- You know what I mean? And so I, you know, I
looked at them on the ground and I said, "Hmm, nah, nah,
they're not that dirty." You know what I mean? - I didn't think that's
where we were going. - You know what I mean? I picked them back up, I took
'em inside and I ate 'em. - So you don't believe
the five second rule? - You know, it depends
on how hungry you are, what type of food it
is, and where you're at. - I'm actually with you the full through. - But the truth is, I got sad before I got
excited and then I got full. Everybody in here knows
what it's like to be me and they're all in their Meal
Feels, let's take a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - I'm just gonna say-
- Look how tasty. - When I realized.
- Oh, oh, oh. I don't think he tried to do that. - No! What the (bleeps). Ah! - Ah! (horn squeaks)
- Oh. - Ah.
- He was so hungry. - Instant hunger sadness.
- Yeah. Oh man, instant. (Rob imitates whiny cry) (Chanel laughs) My camera! Oh! Go back.
- Go back. - That was the best case scenario. - His head was about to be done. - So he's got his leg, his bowl and his drink.
- Yeah, bowl. - Oh, he's having his soup and his, oh. - Is that Ramen?
- Yumity, yumity, yumity. Whoa, yep.
- All splashed on too, huh? - Hey, at least you didn't lose a face. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." Okay, I can honestly say I've
never been the worst player on a sports team that I've been on. - That's good.
- You know what I mean? Feels good to say it.
- It is. - Yeah, and it's also
because I've never chose to play a sport where I would be. - So you never played any
sport that you was like, man, like you just did it for a little bit and you was like, "Let
me get up outta here." - Maybe some tee-ball back in '87. - Okay.
- You know what I'm saying? - You never like played
on the basketball team for like a week or tried out and was like, "This ain't for me."
- No, no. - Me too, I feel like I
would never join any team where I was the worst player. - Well, I never joined any
team where, but like, you know, in PE where you just
have to play the sport, I was usually the weak link. - Oh, really? What sport was your worst that you was like, "Yo." - Well, like any like
handball, dodge ball. Those are not my forte. - How long did y'all play handball here? It's just like a PE sport. - It's such a, it's, I hate it. - How do you play, how does handball work? - It's like you have to hit
the ball against that wall and there's like all these different ones you can do and like. - But like, but you hit it
with a little thing, right? - No, no, you just hit it,
it's like a rubbery ball. You just hit it with your
hand against the wall. - Really?
- Yeah. - But if you get paddle,
then it's racquetball. - Exactly, it's racquetball man. - Well look, everybody in this category is definitely the worst
person on their team. Take a look at Participation
Trophy Champions. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Let's it go.
- Here we go, here we go. - Oh man, right there. - And look, everybody
just kinda settled in. - Good try, you're getting closer. - Oh. Hey.
- Oh my God. - Oh. - Did you join today. - Man, just body shut down, brain froze. - Gotta be your first day. You've never done this.
(audience laughing) - Oh, here we go. - Let's go, let's go!
- Put the power on! Put the power on! Got big Mike back here.
(Chanel laughs) Oh man.
- Oh my God. - I'm gonna do what I do
best here and just be big. Who's gonna be the anchor. Big Mike!
- I mean, literally, man. He's like literally an
anchor for the team. (audience laughing) - Ah, man. There you have it for
Participation Trophy Champions. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) In your high school years, early years as a teenager, it was like, this guy's going straight
to the NBA, right? And you said in an interview
that you felt so much pressure that if you didn't make it,
you were moving to Fiji. - Right, I felt like
I was gonna disappoint my mom and them too much, so
before I would like let them see that I was ready to leave the country. - And why Fiji? Like, it's just like then. - Because I like the water.
- Yeah, man (bleeps). When I think about the other
life, it didn't work out. Now I get to live in this
beautiful tropical island forever. You know what I mean? Well look, this category
is dedicated to people that have zero, I'm talking
zero basketball skills, and they have no choice. They're Moving to Fiji, take a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Here we go, here we go, down low, got him. Easy, all right, we got it.
- Team, there we go. There, it's like-
- We got it, we got it. - Now he's got...
(co-hosts speaking at once) Sub.
- Yo, man. Our guy, he's our guy.
- Look at his socks though. - The guy.
(audience laughing) - His forward is crazy. - It's crazy. - Team Cheesy.
(audience laughing) Cheesy, cheesy.
(audience laughing) - Why is he all muddy, bro? - Who else is on Team Cheesy?
(audience laughing) Man, he's like, yeah. Anyway, gimme another rap.
(audience laughing) Man. - Why'd he look at his hands, man? - No, he just hate him so much. - Look, he just disrespected him. Like, "Here, send it my way." - Oh, bro.
- Go over there and get it. Go over there and get it. Go over there and get it. - Welcome back to "Ridiculousness." Give it up to our guest, Christian Yelich. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Okay, 2014 you got the Golden Glove Award. What type of honor was that? - They told me in October and
they announced it in November and I didn't tell
anybody, like no friends, no family, nobody. I was like, "I think they're
playing a joke on me." I didn't want to tell
everybody I won a Gold Glove and then it came out
that I actually didn't, so I just kept it on the down low. - What about everyday life? If someone whips something at you, you're gonna catch it easily? - Depends.
- I'm saying yes. - Some days are better
than others, you know. - Look, this category right here, these people can't hold onto anything. They're the Rusty Glove
Awards, take a look. (audience clapping)
(audience cheering) Okay.
- Why you playing though? Why you playing? - What do you think's gonna happen? - Oh! - No.
- Yeah. - No way. Why would you be doing that. - You know it's gonna happen. One.
- Okay. - Two.
- Okay, Mark. - Oh.
- No. - I not gonna Uber home. (audience laughing) Hello.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Oh. Are they still holding for that? Her reaction was so late, bro. - She didn't know she
watched the bottle first. (audience laughing) - What the (bleeps) is that? - He is so sad.
- Man, it is just. - Ah, he's pissed. Already pissed. - What do we do? How are we
gonna talk to each other? There you have it for Rusty Glove Awards. Welcome back to "Ridiculous." - Yeah! You guys are great. - Okay, here's the thing about me. One of my struggles in
life is I'm a grazer. Well, I could just eat on (bleeps). You know what I mean? So I would never get hungry so I have to be very
disciplined on how I eat. Otherwise, I'll just be snacking all day. - I'm the same way.
- You know what I mean? - It's depressing. - Look, look, I can't avoid it. You know, wife and children,
their snacks are in there. - Yeah.
- Okay. I don't even like (bleeps)
whatever these like cauliflower (bleeps) pretzels are, smacked out the whole bag.
(all laughing) That's the tough part. When I was single, no kids, I just didn't put anything in the house. I'd just be (bleeps) like,
you know, I wouldn't have, I couldn't graze 'cause I didn't
have any grazing materials. (Chanel laughs) But here's the thing, you
know, if you're like me and you want that snack,
you gotta have it. Everybody in this category,
they're losing their snacks. Take a look at Snaccidents. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - This poor man, dud. - Oh!
- Oh! - Oh!
- He's a good guy, though. He didn't wanna kill that bee. I don't know anybody that
was like "This poor man." Thought of a man.
- This poor man, dude. - This poor man, dude.
- Oh no. - I'm having a bad day, bro. Lot's of (bleeps) coming at me right now. I got a big old bumblebee in my seat and just lost my Chick-fil-A. ♪ We got them brownies ♪ ♪ We got them brownies ♪ ♪ We got them brownies ♪ - Dance if you mean it.
(pan clunks) Oh no! ♪ We lost them brownies ♪
(Chanel laughs) Oh. - The only Sonic that actually exists. - Man, you don't work here. You just went up with your roller skates and picked up a tray. - Do they make you
really (bleeps) audition with roller skates? - You must. - Like can't I not just
walk (bleeps) out there? - Look, he's got a bad break. He turned into blades here. You're trying to hit the ledge. - Yeah, he's trying to
be impressive (bleeps). (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Okay, look, I mean, is there
anything more embarrassing than going for the high
five and being left hanging? (audience laughing) - That's pretty embarrassing. It depends on where you're at too, but that's pretty embarrassing. - Yeah, I mean, you throw out the book, you know these that come up dry. - This is fine if you don't get it 'cause you can play this off, but this is like, you're
presenting yourself. You're like, "Hey, me and you." And that person's like, "Nah." - Yeah. - It's more embarrassing when sweaty hand slides off and like, "Oh, my bad." - You literally slide off, yeah. - But look, it's better to slide off than to never slide at all.
- Okay. (Chanel laughs)
(audience laughing) - Telling you right now, you
didn't reject that person. You gave them sweaty love, okay. Everybody in this category,
they're just getting rejected. Take a look at Rejection Notice. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Oh. Oh. - That's one way to do it.
- It's the recovery. - Yeah, you gotta recover,
you gotta recover. - I mean, that literally hit
her leg, that would've counted. Look, look, you as a mom, I've had enough. I've had enough, I've
had enough, thank you. I'm now two, I'm on my own now, thank you. - I'm running my times table, apparently. I can't talk, but I'm on a
timetable chart and X Games. They're my parakeet.
(audience laughing) He's the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want. - Oh, appreciate it.
- Yes, def, respect. - All right, there you go, fella. There you go, big guy.
(audience laughing) - Let's zoom in. Let's makes this so good. - The entire room.
- Frozen. - This man just left hanging.
- Frozen in time. - He like froze in shock.
- This man never recovered. - You know, one of the most painful things you can see with a friend, one-sided love. - One-sided love, that's right, yeah. - You know what I mean? When they just, either they
super in love with someone and that they not getting
it back, or vice versa. What do you tell a friend when they're only getting one-sided love? - You gotta figure it out. - Nah, tell 'em to stop.
- Huh? - Tell 'em to stop and they
should (bleeps) that person. - Yeah, but when you tell 'em stop, you gotta like stop, tell 'em to stop. - Now, have you ever been
in a one-sided relationship? - Of course, yeah, I have. I've dated my share of assholes, yeah. - Some of 'em, have you ever had- - Let's just say guys can act, like they can pretend for
like two years straight. - Ah.
- Oh man. But like two years straight. That narrowed it down
to a couple boyfriends. - Yeah, look all you (bleeps)
actors out there, okay. You don't deserve, just like
everybody in this category for all you (bleeps) boys out there maybe. Take a look at the category of people getting one-sided
love, Let Me Love You. (audience clapping)
(audience cheering) - Yeah, nah, it's not my thing. - Yeah.
- Ass, not my thing. (audience laughing) - She wants my inheritance. - Rutherford III will not
be sucked in by a booty. (all laughing) Come on in here, you sexy, oh! (audience laughing) - She knew it beforehand, she hates him. - She literally gave the look like, "I didn't even wanna come." - He went to the bathroom,
tapped on the door, and said put kiss cam and
then we're gonna dabble. Gotcha, bitch. - Ho, ho. Me and the girls having a real good time. Oh. Okay, you love me? No? - Why does he keep walking back up? - I'll take this.
- My bottle. - Yeah, bye.
(audience laughing) No thank you, Darryl. There you have it for Let Me Love You. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Okay, is it possible to go
a lifetime without love, do you think? - Yes.
- Yeah. - If you don't really love yourself the way you're supposed to,
then it's hard to find love. - Look, I think this all makes sense, but I ultimately believe
that love is out there as long as you never give up. - Ooh.
- You know what I mean? Right? Because people fall in love
at like 65 and make that run. - Oh yeah, no, my grandpa is in his 80s and met his true love.
- He did, right? - A tango class. (laughs) - And then what? Well, he's gonna (bleeps) tango his way all the way to the end,
you know what I mean? Happy as can be. Everyone in this category, I don't know if they're gonna find it, but they're never gonna stop trying. Take a look at Looking For Love. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Oh, come here, you. - First of all, oh! - I can't find anybody. - He's so confused, but he
didn't ask her one question. He just walked up on her. - Oh, are you the one, yes or no? - It's not her, guys.
(audience laughing) She's like, no, she literal said no. Oh, he's faking the (bleeps) out of it. Oh my God, he deals with
rejection pretty well already. - The rejection was so rich and real. - She was like, "Nah, fam." Nah, I was just reaching out over there. I was trying to see what was going on. - Honestly, I love balloons.
- Yeah, you see the cake? - Balloons are my thing. Cake, I love cake, I always have. Uh-oh, oh. Oh.
- Oh, my God. He really did that (bleeps) hard too - She was hurt. - And he pointed at her. - Man, look, he didn't touch her, scarred her for life.
- And two, yeah. - Go tell your Twitter about that one. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." Chanel, what do you do to
avoid being hit on in clubs? - To avoid it?
- Yeah. - She's like, "I want it."
(all laughing) - To be honest, I don't get
seen that much 'cause I'm small, so I tend to get elbowed. - But you be having tables
though, you be on the booths. - That's true, but I also
don't wanna be like, you know, I don't wanna be seen too
much sometimes, stay lucky. - Okay, and then do you keep
sort of like a force field around you of friends? I mean, how do you manage to have someone not penetrate in and... (all laughing) - As you were saying that you
were like, "I should stop. I should stop."
- Well, it depends. - You can pick a lot of words. You pick a lot of words here. - It depends, sometimes I got
my own security or whatever. I do a good job like dodging
weirdos and annoying people. - Okay, well look, it's a good thing because you stay safe that way. All these girls in this
category right here doing the same thing,
Dude Dodging, take a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Hey, my name is Cindy and I
don't want to talk to nobody, especially not you.
(all laughing) - That move was tightened up, man. Her move was nice, yeah. - The funny is, is she
doesn't even look like she could dance and as soon
as she had to avoid him, she busted out her best move. - She did. I said I called this the matrix. (all laughing) (crowd cheering) (all laughing) She looked so confused. It's just thunder, bro. - She looks so, she's like... - This works 99% of the time. (all laughing) - Who get left out? Oh, it's always that one
hating girlfriend, ain't it? He popped his collar, everything for her. - That little girl has to hate her haircut and everything. (audience laughing) - She's super hater. She gonna grow up to be a hater. - I don't know. Oh no, man, ah (bleeps). - He walked over already defeated. - He looked over and his mom, didn't work. (audience laughing) (all laughing) - You may dodge the lips,
but you can't (bleeps). No. - Okay, no, no, never gonna happen. - She's not going.
- Okay. No chance in hell. It didn't work. You ain't getting nowhere. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Let's say you're at a big festival. Let's call it Coachella. - That's where I met my husband. - Okay.
- No way. - I did, yeah. - Oh man, that's like double dreaming, you know what I mean? So you're out there just
trying to have a good time enjoying yourself and
somebody just slides up an arm over you and says, "What's up?" What do you do? - You give 'em the elbow. - That's it.
- Abs, groin. (all laughing) - Got some practice. - Look, that's what you gotta do when people are too aggressive, just like this next
category, You Got Swerved, take a a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) What's up, grandma? Let's do this thing. - Ah. - Now, I'm never gonna get laid. (all laughing) Yo, hey.
- Oh man. - I know you ain't
never met a guy like me. - Oh, he's so creepy.
- Hey. - Wow!
- Oh! - There's that girl, B.
- Yeah. You got any friends?
(all laughing) Oh, come on, he doesn't want none, please. - Oh.
(audience laughing) - He really looks like,
"Who is this bitch?" - Yeah.
(audience laughing) - Who friend is this?
- No. Legitimately mortified and disgusted. - I do this to my dog
all the time, though. (audience laughing) - I love you. No way.
- Oh, man. He should have went with a
girl talking to the banana. (all laughing) You gotta lower your bar,
but your setting it too high. (all laughing) It's okay. - We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Okay, all right, the show
"Ghosted," which is, you know, basically about people that
just peaced out on like either their friend or somebody they
dated without any explanation. How was it filming that? That was a pretty intense show, actually. - I am so glad that I am the
host and not the subject. - Yeah, yeah.
- It is the craziest thing I've ever experienced, and look, I sympathize for some
of these people, right, 'cause some of it's truly heartbreaking to sit two people down who
haven't spoke for, you know, sometimes five years and
watch them hash it all out. - It's trippy too because
you're almost like a therapist. - Yes, you're therapizing these people. (all laughing) I don't know how-
- It's pretty intense. - I'm qualified for this
job, but I'll take it. - Look, from all the cuts that I saw, you look pretty qualified, you know what I mean?
- Thank you. - This category right
here is filled with people just getting Ghosted, take a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Yeah, yeah. Get on over here, let me
give you some loving, huh? And she's out, bye. - Oh, man.
- Thanks for the drink. There's her boyfriend,
that's her boyfriend. - Oh, he is so mad. - All these muscles and
no love, that's silly. (audience laughing) (phone rings) No. - That's her mama. Mama, she do that too.
- Yes, she did. I'm staying up tonight. - Eating pancakes for dinner, I'm good. (phone ringing) - Nope. - I don't know why she bothered you. - Damn, shody, what's, oh, nevermind, you pregnant, my bad. - She swung around saying no with the hand and the belly at the same time. - Damn, shody, what's, oh, nevermind, you pregnant, my bad. - That was the quickest- - He didn't even in the restaurant. He changed his whole
lunch menu because of her. He was like, "Oh, I'm gonna go
around the corner now here." - One, two, three. - Oh, oh, he's like no, no. Oh no, not me, not today.
- Get in the truck. Get the truck. - I told you, she catches it, I ain't having nothing to do with this. - Ain't no way in hell you're gonna drive. - Man, he's wasted. I'll risk the doing. He is really gone. - The joke's too far, bro. - Yeah, it's not too far because he really doesn't wanna marry you. There you have it for "Ghosted." (audience clapping)
(audience cheering) Okay, you know, I believe me and Chanel were involved in what I would consider a very awkward situation where someone was proposed to and they said no. - Wait, when was that? - This in "Fantasy Factory." Remember the death super fan couple? - Oh my gosh, yes. - Do you remember the pain? - I don't remember the pain. Now that you brought it up,
I remember the scenario. - We understand the pain, even though Chanel may
not quite remember it. Trust me, it's like a film
over me that I carry forever. And that's just what happened to everybody in this category, Ring Rejection. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Here we go.
- Don't do this. Don't do this.
- She's saying no. - What do you mean no?
- Leave me alone. (audience laughing) - She ran. And she ran. Look at the way he runs. - He put the burners on. (audience laughing) - In the food court? - Oh, she's telling him no right now. It matches your dress. - But pause, but pause.
- But these match your dress. (all laughing) But like why? Why the food court? Like, you know what I mean? - But why not? What better place? - Because you want the
pressure of her to say yes with all the random
people so it doesn't like, don't feel silly in front
of all these people. I've got a (bleeps) violinist. (all laughing) Remember when we first met here? No, no. - Let's not do this girl,
let's get outta here. - Okay. - Let's get outta here. Oh.
- Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- She got her purse. Charge her cards. You can stop playing now (bleeps). He turned around like you can stop. - I can tell you from experience,
you don't know what to do. (audience laughing) God, you're like, where are we? Like, holy (bleeps). What the (bleeps) just happened? - We've been together for
so long and on this day, I want you to be with me. - Oh! - And... - Oh God. No.
- No. Man, look, she took off like
if the ring touched her, she was married.
- Yeah. (audience laughing) - Okay. - I got you a winning ticket. - Will you marry me? - Will you, what? - Yeah. - What? - Hey, look. - (laughing) You're not. You're not, you're not serious. (audience laughing) - Yeah. Look, still
trying to get in there. - You can't do this, you can't do this. - You can't, yeah, no, I can. - It's all good.
- No. - What did you do? - No, it's not what you do and you ain't gonna get married. All right, that's it
for our episode today. Thank you to Steelo Brim
and Chanel West Coast. I'm right here to see you
next time on "Ridiculousness." (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - Okay, close but no cigar.
- Yeah. - Where does it come from? - Close but no cigar. Did it come from cigarette
smokers? I don't know. - Seems like it would be. - No, it came from a cigar smoker and I think maybe whenever the
trend of smoking cigarettes started, he was like
close, but it's no cigar. - Yeah.
- Yeah, no man, that's true 'cause one you inhale, the other don't. - Exactly.
- You know what I mean? Supposedly. But look, this is what
it was, in the 1920s, at fairs and carnivals, all the games, first prize was a cigar.
- Really? - Wait, they were giving
children cigars for winning? - Great job, little one. - They were like, "Puff for
a smoke on this little stogy, little fella," you know what I'm saying? "What are we doing here? Ah, you got it right on the edge. It's close, but no cigar for ya, next up. Little junior, go ahead,
throw your darts." - I trust your fact, too. - Yeah, look, these are factual and really they let anybody smoke
at any age in the '20s. Well look, everybody in
this category right here is very close, but they are
getting No Cigar, take a look. Ah, look at you right
there, getting rowdy. Get yourself a smokey. Hey, I'm in, oh, oh, I'm in. Oh man. - It was the second attempt.
- But why? - After you didn't do it the first time, just give up. - You can't get that high,
you should have stopped. You got it. Huff, huff, huff, ha! Oh.
- Oh. - My mat!
(all laughing) - I mean, I feel like this
has to happen all the time. Like this can't be like, oh, you just happened to
get speared in the back. - He reacted too quickly,
that really hurt. That really hurt. - Aah!
- Aah! Uh-oh, here we go. Here we go. (ball thuds) And then what? What? Is it no cigar or the
entire box of cigars? - I think it's the box.
- You know, I mean this, go buy a lottery ticket.
(audience clapping) So this year you're the best batter in all of Major League Baseball. I believe they give you the
Hank Aaron Award for that. - Yeah.
- Okay. Do you get angry when you strike out? - It depends on the situation. It happens a lot. I think I got struck out
like 130 times last year, so you get used to it
after a little while. - Oh, okay.
(all laughing) - So it just depends on the situation. Obviously there's more times, you know, if the games on a line you strike out, you're a little more pissed off than it was just the first
inning or something like that. - Look, everybody in this category, they're going for homers
and they get nothing. We call it Extreme Whiffs, take a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Nice! He believed so much. - This is real belief. You don't got the skills, you
don't got the athleticism, but you got everything inside your heart that says I can do it. Nothing. Bam.
(audience laughing) Instantly sad, instantly sad. I can get to the edge.
(audience laughing) - Why did he pick that rock? - Man, he really, it's the biggest one. - There's so many rocks that work. - He's trying to challenge
himself, that's why. - (bleeps) All right, look. He's just eyeing it up. Get on, man.
(audience laughing) Stop me bro. Whoa. - What was he trying to do? - He's trying to get some extra power. He just misses. - Oh, he was trying to jump. - Yee-haw.
(all laughing) Give it to Big Mike, give it to him. Give it back to shooter, shooter's gonna shoot,
shooter's gonna shoot. Shooter's gonna shoot.
- Bro. (all laughing) - The man didn't move out of the way. - Man, get out the way. Big Mike coming through. Man. Man. Yeah. Everybody in here thought
he was gonna squish it. We were like, "Oh, (bleeps) big Mike's
gonna do his thing right now." Big Mike shot it out of the arena. Oh, hey.
- Yo, want this? - I'm gonna get, here comes the, hey, oh! (all laughing) Okay, I mean, look, he was like, "I got one shot at this man. Lottery ticket, lottery
ticket, lottery ticket." Wee! Do you guys think that you
have power arms or baby arms? - Power Arms.
- Power arms. - Wow. - Do you have power arms, you think? - For being little, yeah, I'm strong. - But that's like when a baby
grabs you, they're strong. And you'd be like, "This baby's strong." - No, I mean I've had like
lots of people tell me like I'm strong, I don't know. (bleeps) What are you (bleeps)
doing out here that people just be like, "She's strong." - Come here, come here, come here. (all laughing) She's like anyone that comes
over to her house, bring it. Bring it in (bleeps). - What are you doing to
tell you you're strong? - No, I mean like, I'm
good at like, I mean like, I have my trainer be like, "Oh, you could lift like a
decent amount of weight.' - I started trailing to like
you doing a show somewhere and be invited out to
throw out the first pitch and then I just looked at
your (bleeps) power arms, just standing back and
just bam, wham, wow. (Chanel laughs) This category is not filled with people with power arms like Chanel. - Yeah, mine are strong.
- These are weak arms. Take a look at Baby Arms. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) (upbeat music) Oh no, don't trust, no, no! - No, lazy, dog. Literally that's what is. It was lazy as (bleeps). - This is I hate you throw. - She didn't even try.
- Here. I'm gonna make it. Oh sorry. (Chanel laughs) - Here we go, here we go. Oh man.
- They knew she sucked. Look at the girl right here
with here with her arms crossed. She's not even here for it. - Look, I don't think anybody
likes basketball here. (all laughing) (upbeat music) - And one. And hey. Man, weak arms, weak back, weak feet. - So much stuff, what does she eat? What'd she eat this week, guys? - And... Uh-eh. I got it, I got this, I got this. Okay.
- Oh. - I guess it's gonna stay up there. When did you first jump the mega ramp for the very first time? - My first full pole when I got
the ramp and hit the quarter was when I was nine years old. - Nine years old. - I just want to put into context, like I've been attacked
by sharks and flipped cars and jockeyed horses and
got attacked by a lion and all this stuff. I could not get myself
to jump the mega ramp. He did it at nine years old. Let's take a look at young
Jagger on the mega ramp from the X Games. (upbeat music) Look at this, look at
this, full back flip later. Whew! Chops spinning now. - Oh. - Give it up for Jagger. (all clapping)
(audience cheering) This first category is dedicated to people trying to go for it, but
not even coming close. We like to call it Mega Dumps.
(all laughing) Fly high, freedom.
- Oh. - It looked like he was
going for a back flip and he defied the laws of physics right in the middle of the air
and tried to do a front flip. - And what'd he do? He just
went face first into dirt. Get there, get there, never stop! I would consider that a make. That was actually pretty cool. ♪ Higher ♪ - Sail it, send it.
- Oh! - Is it an escaped convict
that helped with the video? (all laughing) Okay. Let me borrow your bike real fast. (all laughing) - Dig for it. Oh, oh, oh, oh! - Oh. - Okay, it just looks
fun, you know what I mean? It's dangerous. I don't who allowed this to happen or this crowd of people happen, but he almost lands like
literally 150 feet later and 80 feet high later onto
a group of dudes party. (audience laughing) Yeah, river life there you
have it for Mega Dumps. (all clapping) Look, when it comes to
squeezing in and out of places, I always eyeball it. You know what I mean? I recently got a golf cart
and I thought to myself, "Can I get through there?" And I said to myself, "Of course you can." So I focused on the right side because that was the dangerous side. And I just gunned, I got clear
and I'm like, "Oh, I'm good." I hit it just (imitates motor clunking) and I ruined my house and I
and the side of that house got so damaged, I wanted
to get rid of the house. - Why'd you focus on the right side? - But I felt like when
I looked here clean, what's the danger side? The one off on the side
you can't see as much. - I always get myself closest knowing that there'll be room on the other side. - And look, it's painful
because all I had to do was just look over. - Yeah, you could have.
- Just look over. Instead I had like (bleeps)
house for like, you know, weeks 'cause now it's like,
oh here's my nice house just all (bleeps) damaged
and I'm the only person alive that would wanna get rid of the house after I just scratched
the side of the door. (all laughing) All right, well look, this whole category is filled with people that
did not calculate correctly. Take a look at I Shoulda Measured. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Yep.
- I mean it fits. I'm good. - I'm getting the boat. I don't care what you say, I'm getting it. - This is me. - This is Chanel for sure. Her friend and that Uber behind her. - I just love the idea of
you having a boat collection. - Me too.
- Eventually. - It's just like all
different types of boats, including like, sometimes
I just like to canoe. - The goal is just at least one boat, one jet ski, and one paddle board. - Ooh. - The paddle boarding is a great workout. - It's one boat, two jet
skis, two paddle boards. - Okay, you're right, you're right. - I don't want you out there all by- - I'm so used to like living alone that I just think of one of everything. I'm like the loneliest person ever. - Oh man, jet skiing, oh no. (head bangs)
- Oh! You coulda did. - I still like, you know,
you can't run through 'em, but you could wiggle through it. - Nah, it's not good. Then you gotta make it smaller, man. - Yeah, look, I don't
want Kendall's people running up on that.
- Yeah. (Chanel laughs) - This kinda video, this man made a terrible mistake. - Oh man.
- He made a terrible mistake. - Has he yet? Oh man. It was so close. Chanel wouldn't have done that. (Chanel laughing) You be like, no, no, no, hold on. What's that say? 14 feet, two inches, I got a 14 foot, three inch out here. No, no, no, no, ain't gonna happen. Oh, what is it? Like what is this even
for, a squirrel door? It's for a cat. - Oh, your cat has gotta
be pregnant, all right. - Man, he used to be able to do it. (all laughing) He opens the door and then
moves back out and walks through the other way, that's hilarious. He understands the process.
(audience laughing) - Here, Cam, Cam. - What happened, Camie? - Oh, oh!
- What happened, Camie? - I can't.
- They gotta cut her out. - Oh, my leg. - The worst part is the car just keeps smiling the whole time. - I need the jaws of life.
(upbeat music) (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Okay, what I love about
the song "Ex's & Oh's" is there's some tricky
stuff in there, right? It's written really, really well. I don't wanna say specifically
because obviously, you know, we're walking into the porn
level here a little bit, right? (all laughing) But an amazing song. Like what actually inspired it? Was it an actual ex or were you like, "This is a great concept?" - Well, it was kind of the stories of my, a few relationships over
like a year and a half and it just kind of became
a funny joke how they all kind of wanted to still see me and I didn't wanna see them anymore and so it just worked out perfectly and then the song blew up and now they're all really mad at me. - No, yeah.
- That's amazing. That's amazing. - That's poetic. Yeah man, it's like
honestly, stop calling me, God, you're annoying me. Ah (bleeps), hit record,
hey, that's crazy, right? (all laughing) Well look, here's an
entire category dedicated to men that are just trying
to fight their way back. We call it Wrecked Exes, take a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Just let me, please. I know the fact that you done gave me chance of a chance, you have. You always give me benefit of the doubt. You always believed in me. Just please, man. - What am I giving you
another chance to do? - Just please, not to hurt you. - He gonna cheat in a week.
(all laughing) In a week. (man singing) ♪ I love you so much. ♪
- Kiss me. - Look at this guy. - He knows it's not working. - Oh, oh. - He was angry singing, wasn't he? - Yeah.
(all laughing) He like you're not trying
to rekindle your love with that facial expression. - The first person that
knew it was important was this dude over here to the left. He like this, "I can't
watch this (bleeps)." (all laughing) - Oh, oh (crying). (all laughing) What? Don't do this to me.
- You're on the bus. - Is there nobody else on the bus? - Just these two. He's like, "Oh (bleeps), this guy's breaking up
with somebody in the front. I'm gonna go sit next to him." (all laughing) - The bus is over here. - Please let me explain. - There's nothing to explain, it's over. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) All right, you guys know
when cuffing season is. - Summer. - No, cuffing season is winter. - No, no, I mean, winter, winter. - That's right. Do you know the exact dates? - Cuffing season?
- I think it starts right after Halloween.
- Correct. And when does it end? - I would say-
- Once she get on your nerves. - No.
- Or, or... - Valentine's Day.
- Correct, man. - Right before, you gotta before. You can't do Valentine's Day
'cause you lose more money. You wanna save money and
you do it the day before. - You want to get in one last
like hardcore Halloween party. That's kind of the end. Then it's like, let's cuff up. - Introduce you to my parents.
- Yeah. (all laughing) - Man, let's enjoy Thanksgiving, exchange some gifts, try
to get something mutually. - New Year's kiss.
- Yeah. - New Year's kiss and then
(bleeps) it's a new year, new me. - You fight all January.
- You fight all the way. - To get to February 13th.
- Yeah. - Where you have to go.
- It's like, look, "I can't, I can't tell you I love ya. It was just cuffing." But this is clearly right at the end. Take a look at Uncuffing Season. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Are you a different
type of geek head, bro? (audience laughing) - If you wouldn't be so
boring, yes, you are. - Boring! You're having fun.
- I'm jet skiing. - This is so much fun.
- Oh, whoa. Oh, whoa.
- Oh, whoa. - Why do I think he was really
controlling this effort? He's got a spray bottle, he's
spraying, that's hilarious. - Oh, oh, oh. - Oh!
- I'll sleep on the street than you (bleeps). (bleeps) - What? February 13th, why you tripping? - I couldn't get
reservations, so it's over. (audience laughing) (audience laughing) - Okay now it's over,
it is officially over. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Have either of you ever
been involved where an ex has spray painted your
car or keyed your car? - Ooh.
- No. - Not spray painted. Had a little key situation,
got TP-ed a little bit. It wasn't even an ex though. It wasn't even an ex, it
was just a random chick. (all laughing) I've asked her too.
- Have no idea, yeah. - I had to go back on my cameras. I'm like who the (bleeps) is this? - She thought you guys were more serious. - I had to text her after. I was like, Shirley,
what is wrong with you? - We've been together. - I have to talk to you like that. Lunatic, lunatic.
- That's hilarious. - You know I had a,
again, I wouldn't say ex, but someone break into
my house and pour water on all my TVs.
- Yeah. - And that's why she did
it 'cause you're right now, "I wouldn't say ex."
(all laughing) - For sure, for sure. - That's exactly why she did it. - Fair enough, fair enough. Maybe I deserved it, just like
everyone in this category, they're getting Ex Messages, take a look. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Oh my God.
- Oh my God, cheater. - What's on the other side then? - What's on the other
side, the same thing? - Man. - Cheater.
- Cheater. - It's over.
- It's over. - Wait, wait, wait. Hope she was worth it.
- Yeah. Oh yeah. - So me and my ex broke
up a couple months back, but I didn't wanna have
to get a Hulu account, so I just used his account
and I guess he figured it out. And today when I logged on,
this (bleeps) was on it. - Bitch who broke my heart. At least you know how to still log in. He still gave her an account. He just called her who she was. - Damn, so she's still
able to watch her Hulu show even though we don't know what that is. - Yeah, Hulu's just like call
her bitch dog, that's it. Who's watching? Bitch who broke my heart. (audience laughing) - Like I've been calling
you like I called you like a million times,
like please just answer. Like, I'm sorry I only
cheated on you one time. It's not that serious. - Go back, go back, go back. She did, it really is. She said, "I only
cheated on you one time." - I'm sorry, I only
cheated on you one time. It's not that serious. I don't understand why
you're not picking up. Like I will (bleeps) pull
up your (bleeps) house. (all laughing) Get the (bleeps) outta here. You gotta (bleeps) answer me, please. - Dude, this guy is funny. - Please, 'cause I'm
gonna keep chasing you. I don't give a (bleeps). I will chase you until the
end of the (bleeps) world. Stop (bleeps) playing with me. - Yeah. - He's like, I'm gonna just
dance my way out of this. - I see a sad man in here.
(all laughing) You know, you know you
can dance all you want. You're in pain, Jeff. - He's back with her next week. - Yeah.
(all laughing) Oh boy. Okay, this is too much work. I'm gonna just say F you.
- Yeah, okay. Oh, that's a nice heart though. - Ooh, love, your ex. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Let's talk about another song
off the album "Yellow Lights." What exactly does that mean? That's like, hey, we're
going, we're starting. Let's do it. Oh, let's not do it. This is, oh we're gonna do it. Oh, we're not gonna do it. - You know when the relationship's over and you know it's over, be like, I'm just gonna hold on
because I'm uncomfortable with being anybody
else, with anybody else. I don't like being alone and I'm like, we're at this yellow
light because it's like we're kind of going, but
we're kind of stopping, kind of going, but it's like. - And eventually I'm assuming
that light turned red and you moved on. - Well, it turned green.
(all laughing) - I keep expecting this guy to (bleeps) write a passionate
love song and break up. He's like, "No, we got back
together. We got back together." - It's life, we're figuring it out. You know what I'm saying? - Are you guys still together? - Absolutely not, but.
(all laughing) - He's been this all day on this show. - She is not gonna (bleeps) up a show. - You're watching this,
(bleeps) you, okay. (audience laughing)
- Okay, well look, yellow lights are one thing,
but this category right here, this is pure red light. You see a girl act like
this, it's a big old no no. Take a look at Red Lights. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Come out.
- Man. - I just wanna see your phone. Is that a big deal? - But does she get get locked out? It looks like she's wearing like pajamas. - Oh no, she's looking for that computer, checking history. Uh-oh, uh-oh. - You don't wanna be with this girl. - Run away. - You don't wanna be with this girl. - Uh-oh, uh-oh. - Why'd you just look at her, Kevin? (all laughing) You know I find it really entertaining when people break up with someone and make a spectacle out of it. You know what I mean? I think there's been a
popular trend of people getting divorced and
shooting divorce selfies. - Man.
- And divorce parties. - Yeah.
- The divorce parties are all cool, that's all still cool, but like when people make it like their real Instagram
journey from there. You can't make this your
full brand story now. It's like divorce my brand. (all laughing) - Hey man, you gotta start somewhere. But everybody in this category, they're all about going out in style. Take a look at Single in Style. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - Babe, help!
- Babe, help, I'm the one throwing you out. (bleeps) - Babe! Not my PS2!
- Not my PS2. - PS2? You know they was having sex too for sure 'cause he kept his Tim's on.
- Yeah, no he did. That's why she broke up with him. Oh yeah, get it. Oh, later, we're done, done,
done, done, done, done, done. - That might be fun for
them though, we don't know. - I mean it's definitely a
way for them to move faster. - Yeah, I mean that's the
fastest he's ever moved in his life. - I swear you walk through
that door right now, we are done.
- No. - We are done. Yo, are you serious right now? - Yeah, hey.
(Chanel laughs) - Hey, still together on a technicality. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." Okay, look, you know some toxic couples, they enjoy fighting. - Yeah.
- You know what I mean? And really they enjoy breaking up. You know what I mean?
Because when you break up, you get to fight more.
- Yeah. - You know what I mean? And you get to get back
together and fight even more. You know, it's almost like sport to them. You know anybody like that. - I think they're just bored. There's the type people
that don't have hobbies. - That's it. Like they only get energy from fighting. - That's crazy.
- That's it. And it's sport for them,
you know what I mean? And there is a world where
there should probably be a place where it's rewarded, you know what I mean? You know, we have a lot
of different style sports in this world where people can shine and they have yet to
design a sporting class for toxic couples.
- How toxic can you be? - That's it, man. In this category right here
would be some of the champions of the division. Take a look at the Ex-Games. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) - I just wanna know what your problem is. - Get the (bleeps) outta my face. - First of all, I love him 'cause he said, "Get the (bleeps) outta my face." No one's in his face. - Get the (bleeps) outta my face. What the hell's wrong with
you? I love you, Jessica. - Jessica.
- No, she said no bro. - Jessica, what the
hell is wrong with you? - Doesn't know you.
- She said no, bro. - Gang, gang, gang, gang. - Gang, gang, there we go. This is my boy, he's a champion. I'm on Team Jessica. - Team Jessica. - I love you. - Okay, this is not world star. - Oh oh.
- Oh man. Oh man.
- Like Kanye (indistinct). - That's it, he cried then
attacked, he's got it all. 10 outta 10.
(all laughing) Oh no, not interested, Brenda. Oh, later I'm out of here. Freedom! (imitating falling) - She coming right now. - You can't, you can't leave me. - You're so dramatic.
- I love you. You stupid idiot, you're amazing. - That's crazy right there. Man, he's just uncoordinated,
but he won here, he won here. I love you! - Welcome to my vlog. My ex is over there making
out with some freshman. - Damn.
- That's so cute. I can't wait to show that
video to his girlfriend. - I have a new girlfriend, she a hater. - Oh well, he's gonna pay the price there. You have it for the Ex-Games. (audience cheering)
(audience clapping) Have you ever seen anybody break up live? - Hell, yeah.
- Yeah? - Hell, yeah.
- I haven't seen it. - You never seen somebody break up? - I feel like it'd be
kind of fun to watch. - It is.
- I hate to say that. - Yeah, you know, now that
we're kind of talking about it, there's probably a business
to live stream the break up. You know what I mean? - That should be a new
show like "Cheaters." Just breakups.
- Yeah. - That's a show.
- That's a show. - That sounds crazy.
- Yeah. - That sounds like murder
will be in your hands. - Yeah, well, let's not get crazy, but you know somebody did
get shot on "Cheaters," you know what I mean?
- No way. - No stabbed, the host got stabbed. - The host got stabbed. - They had to get rid
of him, buy a new host. - Are you serious?
- Yeah. - Remember he was on a boat. - Yeah, he was on boat. - They (bleeps) his boat, he went. - He was still talking from the ground. But why'd you cheat? But why did you do it? (all laughing) - I ate the salad (bleeps) watching. - Why would you just explain why you would do that to Debbie. - He stayed hosting till the end. - Well look, this category right here, this is all about people
witnessing breakups. Take a look at Witnessing the End. - That was funny. But why? Oh, oh. That's, "I wanna hit
you, but we in public." - Oh man. I'm gonna lay here forever. - Bam. How much time lapse
in between this and that? - What'd you follow him?
- Until the sun went down a little.
- Yeah. And she was doing dancing.
- Man. - This was like 1:00 PM,
that was like 4:00 PM Yeah. - They've been breaking up for hours. They been slowly backing up. You know, that's it. - You look good right there. You're you're fine. You're fine without me. No I'm not. - We don't know how that ended. - Yeah, that never ended. You know what I'm saying? - What the (bleeps) did I do to you? I don't know why you broke up with me. Give me a reason. - This is a, listen. - I called you all those
names after the fact. - I called you all those
names after the fact. Oh, she cheated on him. He been cheating the whole time. She cheated one time. That's how dudes respond, aah! Why would you! - Yeah.
(all laughing) It's so real. - He been cheating for
three years straight. She did one thing. She like a dude picture on Instagram. - That's it. That's it.
- My heart! (all laughing) - I love you.
- I can never get cheated on. That's how I act. - About how poorly Mads
was treating with you before you broke up.
- Oh. - My mom was dying. - It sounds like she's on rhythm. She's saying, "Mom mom was dying." This is the original duet. - My mom was dying. ♪ Then the middle of the night ♪ ♪ And I don't know why I was crying ♪ (all laughing) - It's on point. (all laughing) - I promise!
- You called me babe. (bat clunks) - Ooh, he spit on. - Uh-oh, uh-oh. - Bro, look at them knees right there. Do a drop down and get an eagle on. Damn, for no reason.
(all laughing) - Why didn't you? Please don't. - Go on, get up. We don't want cry babies, bye. - No more cry babies. - If this was a show, I'd
watch it every week, I swear. - Oh!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh! Oh man, man, hey. You're gonna have to take her back now. We'll be right back with
more "Ridiculousness." (audience cheering)
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