Ride To Hell Retribution - Worst Of Steam

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we are playing right hell retribution uh possibly one of the worst games i have ever played in my life but it's it's bad in a great way it's like the room if you've ever seen that you gotta take me apart right to hell retribution oh already after a flying start four of the same men and one of them just running into a box he's trying to fist fight me but i'm having none of it i'm firing from the hip here boys just how strong are you i'm glad i don't have to fist fight him and an excellent combat system to boot oh he's angry i want to try something i want to try this without the music i just think it would be even better i'm getting what i paid for there may as well be grasshopper noises i'm next i think he's dead now they have intimate time without the music this may just be the most awkward thing i've ever seen in my life well that was absolutely horrible okay move on to the next parrot eight for the trick and ten for the landing oh come on what is this [ __ ] like i thought i was playing a third person shooter what is this no music just makes this a hundred times better i love it yes come on i wanna do that angry thing again without the music i think it'll be very effective just the face reset it was just a fleeting moment of anger i see okay let's put the music back on this is too weird maybe not as loud but we can do this all the way till i get in cover from those gunshots he just pushes me off from that attack how that was wedged in his neck head inside the baron and locate colt alright let's find this guy please just die who can lose that amount of blood and not die oh thank god i could see oh you're in here this place is like a party and i always know when there's birmingham what do you mean i was shooting up the place just two seconds ago of course i'm in here i killed like a hundred people to get here how could you not know i'm here maybe i should just smoke you out like how stupid can you get he didn't know where the guy was so he shoots the thing right next to him are you serious now i have to escape this fire when i caused it am i dying i can't tell oh they're on fire oh my god my character's the stupidest protagonist i've ever seen come on like i went through that whole level and i don't even get a reward for it they're just like oh that was a waste of time next place oh wait this game probably doesn't have a crouch does it oh it does it has a cover system i'm impressed i i think why is his hat able to protect him from a head shot that's what i want to know yeah all their hats protect them from head shots apparently that's good to know this is the map junkyard from modern warfare 2. mission failed we'll come next time it just looks like they copied the design exactly but maybe i'm wrong oh he's a knife you know what they say never bring a knife to a gunfight buddy why does he get that close when he's a gun wait why is it telling me to go back this way at least i know the map from call of duty anyway it makes getting around a bit easier thanks for running right at me in a straight line from that far away when you play this you start to realize why steam actually pulled it from their service like you cannot buy this on steam anymore that's how bad this game is okay that was my first time dying in this game but that was just insta kill okay good they don't seem to mind if you shoot them from cover they just accept it so this is what you guys do in your spare time when i'm not around absolutely nothing say it again you guys what are you good for absolutely nothing if you can survive a head shot from a freaking gun with a baseball cap what can a hockey mask do i don't know where he's going either he's trying to walk off in that direction oh my god he's ridiculous oh come on of course that wouldn't come down why would i think this game would allow you to do that oh my god thank christ it's finally over imagine what they could do with a real helmet all enemies in the area are dead okay if one hockey boy is that strong imagine what a boss is gonna be like how all enemies in the area are dead seems to be saying that a lot all of a sudden and i'm pretty sure they're not dead i i'm not sure what's after going wrong he has no fear he knows how powerful he is where are you going what's wrong with you who are you oh thank christ see an enemy or friendly he's not he's not doing anything what why is the us army here are you here by mistake or what's going on okay wait i can talk to him oh wait the us army is here to sell me guns for some reason all right fair enough i don't see any flaw in this i may as well upgrade a weapon i guess i mean i'd appreciate a bit more help from the us army with this obvious drug kingpin and by the way all enemies in the area are dead just in case you forgot you see i gotta get through there but unfortunately this wall is just a little bit too high for this guy to to hop over so we're gonna go all the way around oh great great oh he's just taking a second to stop and complain about me i don't know what's going on anymore guys i'm gonna be honest with you i'm gonna level with you here oh my god their stupidity got me killed they just run at you with guns they seem to think that all guns are a short-range weapon for some reason oh yeah i can't fit through there all right let's try out my theory here yep it works oh wait did i kill him okay i guess the other gun was a good idea guys i want someone to look at me the way he looks at him oh god he's shooting me oh my god i hate this game what were they doing in the background there what were their shadows doing like i love the hilarious parts don't get me wrong i just hate when i die pretty much no no no no no stop stop this madness come on that guy's insane and he's fast as [ __ ] boy yes my greatest nemesis is destroyed like each one of these guys is harder to beat than the actual boss fight all right we done we done here i think we're done here how do we use it tell me how to use it it's just telling me how to enter cover oh my god oh no it's hockey mask guys wait what what's going on the hockey mask guys are still there i can't go and cover okay great brilliant game love it would you like to change the difficulty setting on or off that doesn't make any sense oh wait though i'd have to put it to easy rider and i'd prefer to be a badass biker if i'm honest all right let's leave it let's leave it at least i figured out a simple way of doing it imagine having to do this like legit and repeat it every time you fail i would hate myself in fact i'm not sure anyone will have done this before now that i think about it i think i'm the only one stupid enough to want to do that even your smile can't make me feel better now you glorious bastard oh no there's a hockey man okay he's going the other way they seem to just just want to go on a bit of a stroll sometimes i don't know where they get to he's just straight up leaving he wants to go home oh [ __ ] i should not have zoomed in on him okay too strong too strong too strong too strong what the [ __ ] is going on all of a sudden jesus christ what is wrong with this game yeah i'm an easy rider okay that's fine i'm okay with this all right it won't even let me change difficulty never mind i guess i'm a badass biker just that's the way i am you know i can't help it i love how that straight up defies gravity as well all right here's my new plan i go up there and then i just immediately run back so i can get into some cover oh yeah they're spawning in oh god they're spawning right behind me oh jesus what the [ __ ] i shot you right in the head you don't have a hat you don't have a hat this is the worst idea i've ever had or the best oh the worst the worst the worst it's the worst come on you've said i'm [ __ ] now let me admit it let me pick easy rider the thing is he is so damn stupid i would not be surprised if he just didn't know how to use something like this okay they can shoot me all of a sudden i'm getting out of here yeah here comes the explosion he's standing right on it please let him die it doesn't let you into cover oh wait wait i think he might be yes yes the fire did enough damage to kill him i am a badass biker that's for what you've done to my town oh i gotta actually pull the trigger they're just gonna wait for me they're having an intense staring contest [Music] oh i liked that think about it for a bit even executing someone is awkward with this guy all right forget about all those other guys that were still there shooting at me they're they're dead or something i don't know it's beneath me i expected a bit of a different voice from that guy i don't know i can tell you that pretty boy really they're calling him a pretty boy have they have they seen him tell the others about meat hooks even talking about the room that's who he sounds like he sounds like tommy rizzo from the room i can tell you and i'm guessing that right is yours you have to catch me to find out i don't know why i'm chasing him like i realized i'll have cut away most of the cutscene there but just to clarify i don't know any more than you do like it doesn't make any sense [Music] what we already met we were just talking what is going on with this guy i think he has amnosia you like this driving i'm pretty skilled but what happens if i just leave go the steering yep the exact same thing i just go forward because there's no way for me to go wrong yep even when there's a rock why did that explode oh what is this oh am i actually gonna have to steer oh i don't even have to do it okay we're off we're off good i'm glad that's over i still don't get that guy's motivation like he came to the gas station to meet me and baited me to chase him and then he lost me what was why didn't he just not show up at the gas station to find me i wonder what's going to happen here you're the reason i got stood up wait what by that guy fine taste you haven't been there you know where i can find him hey girl's gotta get around somehow i guess you'll have to do i wonder how this is going to end probably the same as every other female encounter in this game i have a feeling this could get rough mainly because they're the same character models as every other bad guy in this game i just have a slight feeling it could go bad oh god don't shoot floating gun don't shoot all right i guess we'll end it there i hope you enjoyed this game is just just horrible let me assure you but i do hope you enjoy the video however if you did i'd appreciate a like and if you haven't already consider subscribing and along with hitting that little bell for notifications other than that i will see you next time bye bye

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 837,546

Keywords: Kevin, How to, New, Lol, funny, Irish, imovingtarget, callmekevin, ireland, let's play, commentary, free, where, what, how, simulator, game, job, mods, mod, video game, script, arrest, where to, download, server, multiplayer, easy, guide, install, cheats, hacks, cheat, hack, kevinslife, kevins life, mr.president, president, mr, indie game, h1z1, how to annoy, trolling, car, voice, worst steam games, worst game on steam, worst reviewed, worst pc games, bad games, bad funny games, Ride to hell retribution, ride to hell

Id: D9fl9kl6Vec

Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 09 2017