I ruined GTA San Andreas with the chaos mod

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today you may notice we have a familiar friend in an unfamiliar place we have our chaotic blue bar there counting down but it's on gta san andreas did you know it was on other games i did i actually saw this a long time ago it's something i meant to set up but gta can be so annoying to mine kind of kicked the can down the road but now i'm very much in a chaotic mood recently so let's resume and what happened when i was paused okay ah okay well i'm dying guys please i'm not even putting up a fight am i invincible or something no i'm not invincible at all okay i'm dead all right i'm gonna try and get back to grove street home and start a mission okay all right sorry people may die but that is a sacrifice i'm willing to make to meet up with the homies jesus everything's blowing up as i touch it and all taxis just have nitro continuously oh really you're rolling the credits great at least you didn't go black screen like gta 5 does you're just going to be obnoxious and roll above what i'm doing just please don't teleport me or anything i'm almost to ryder's house please don't do it all right hold on no no this is fine hold on hold on hold on i can fix this here we go okay great i made it to the cutscene which is also the end of the game according to the credits is he going to roll the whole thing [Music] oh i have to go all the way back now oh wait cars are still flying sugar sorry i didn't realize hold on i can do this thank you for the care i'd fly in that i do have a fear of flying but how could you resist oh you give me a fast car you make me happy very very briefly and then you put the game speed down to 0.25 great one day i'll get to the mission the annoying part is i would have made it but now i'm gonna have to sit through another mod just please don't screw me over i'm almost there set everyone on fire fantastic fantastic get to the mission before i was literally feet around this circle like a few feet away uh something tells me me and the hospital are going to get very familiar with each other in this video almost there almost there almost there i'm in his backyard i love a good song cause i'm playing video games i can't get out of my car i don't i don't even know why there is nothing stopping me all right wait is it my phone is he on the phone he's on the phone okay to no one by the way i love being on hold in video games [Music] hey man what you want hello writer i don't know why i look like this oh everyone's set on fire again okay i was like i don't know why my my lawn is on fire oh good the fire truck is here weapon aiming while driving what is the mission here is this appropriate the way i left that old food in my head oh i'm getting a haircut okay no i thought i might be doing a drive-by or something i was like this could be handy but no no they give me useful things when i cannot use them i don't know why i'm getting a haircut i look lovely i just sat down and stood up again does that count it does not all right hold on here's the chair cj yeah i remember i was just here all right i guess i'll do that i don't really want to but i don't i don't really have a choice i preferred my previous haircut i reset it i just got the haircut and it's like nope oh thank you very much that's the nicest thing the chaos mod has ever done for me all right now time for a meal oh good thing too there was a sandstorm brewing outside why are you all dressed like that why do i look like the most normal person in here have a well-stacked day thank you i'm stacking up the meals here i'm storing this food for the winter when i go into hibernation i'm vomiting stop the game clock i just vomit forever that is my health give up the money god i did a good distraction coming in dressed like that and vomiting all over the place this pizza parlor's no pushover what oh i got away i got to the airport no that was a great escape cj good thinking disappearing to the airport as that pizza man shot at us i can see the police are trying to kill me because i should not be at the airport there is a sandstorm though so i can't see anything else oh thank you for the two game speed now i can look for a plane i will fly back to ryder no time to explain get in oh no oh no the police are driving in circles well thank god they're not driving towards me but it's still scary planes yes all right now oh no no no no remember remember what the hell was that oh no no no no no hold on hold on hold on i'm trying to no no back i'm trying to figure out how to drive this thing oh my god is it actually using my mouse why would they do it that way jesus no why are you trying to turn oh no oh no oh my god jesus christ cj pull up up up all right okay i'm dead probably for the best okay that's my experience of flying ah they teleport me to the dogs the problem with this game is the missions don't just restart they just send you to the hospital or the police station or whatever and i'm trying to make my way back and he keeps teleporting i'm stealing your van truck van i'm gonna say look at him go the power of imagination everybody come on join my convoy and she beautiful sight well you can't see her but that's kind of beautiful in its own way what was that what was that what blew me up what happened they just killed me oh no they all have guns and they're all attacking me okay i guess some of the pigs got rocket launchers then it says pigs attack each other why do they attack me i'm never gonna make it back to the hood at this rate it's so stressful okay that was the ball okay fair enough he's attacking me that's just normal but i think it might be because i have a bounty on my head i am the one person in this game that is not attacking people like so far all i've done is try to get a haircut and go have some pizza with a good old friend everyone else is attacking me maybe it's the mission that's the problem maybe we can do something else all right let's try a different mission now oh fantastic let's try to get to a different mission at least at least it's close and it looks like we might hit the corner oh oh my god why are people hitting me ah we didn't even hit the corner this is the worst day ever this is so cinematic instantly hungry well good thing because we're doing the drive-through mission we're going to get chicken yeah yeah like smoke now that you mention it i instantly just became hungry our moms get killed we got to talk about it we all got to talk about it they was going for sweet weird time to bring it up oh my god guys i'm sorry i took a wrong turn somewhere this isn't chicken at all no no no no no how do i get out of here oh wait yeah they have an open gate there but can we fit we can okay let's go everyone oh my god my fat is burning away bat player i am hungry and my fat was just going down but now they made me fat they're just like whoa how long have we been in this car i don't think they're high as [ __ ] we're in the desert and i am really fat for no reason and now we have quadruple gravity okay at this point you'd think you got spiked oh my god yeah ramping does not work oh quick everyone a crop duster or something trust me i can fly forget about that time like 10 seconds ago when i smashed my plane look at this this is going well i shot down my rockets why do you have rockets well cj stayed ah that must be the worst attempt at getting drive-through fast food that i've ever seen right you know what this is going to be absolutely impossible i'm going to turn off teleporting i minimized to just turn off teleportation and then what does it give me just after i failed the mission pass current admission thanks what this is pretty much teleporting this is probably into free fall all right i guess i can just parachute the sweets house jesus he's really jiggling trying to just stealth my way to the hood here but the clap of my ass is alerting all the citizens what a man you may not like it but this is male pete performance it's like he's descending from heaven oh wait wait no no no no wrong button oh he's descending from heaven and going straight back up there he's dead everybody bleed now i love that song everybody bleed now well oh wait no this this is just everybody bleeding okay hold on i can manage this i know my way around in this game a lot more than i know my way around gta 5. i'm here everyone i'm going to get chicken again please don't judge me off my last attempt i just had a sudden urge to get super fat and drive in the desert god you look a little thin man you look a little thin and look at me you could probably fit inside of me whoa jesus christ okay great we still have cinematic cam we're making this game into a movie yeah a really badly shot movie oh with a lot of random murder for some reason okay we've made it up big strokes t posing over there i think that's just a glitch with the game i don't think that's anything to do with the chaos mod hey i'll take a number nine fat boy what why would you say that you are projecting cj i'll have two number nines a number nine large a number six with extra dip a number seven this order seems even worse because we have a faster clock and you can see the day cycle changing and he's still talking [ __ ] the [ __ ] headed to the who wait who they're ghosts we can't defeat them they are supernatural let's leave wait cars float away when hit oh this could help hold on lads slow down off you go see you in hell or heaven i guess yeah you're more going to heaven she's so confused oh my god are they gonna die are they just gonna continue to float away i just tapped the police car god speed officer patrol the skies [Music] jesus just pins explode when run over and i almost ran them oh you [ __ ] egypt all right they're still fine somehow up up and away ryder goodbye it's like a wild fever dream you're gonna be floating for another 30 seconds so i'll attempt to follow you like a kite that's escaping from me there they are don't get caught in the telephone wire now the effect is gone but they're continuing to just fly away are they ever gonna come down so i cj where'd all your homies go uh my homies are with the big man upstairs now oh they passed away i'm so sorry to hear that no they're just stuck floating in the sky they can't get down tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas i think cj might just have to move back to the east coast okay my game crashed that's probably for the best all right back let's try a new game maybe i can complete the first mission that should be easy enough right it is a literal bike ride surely that's something i can do the game you think it's just beginning has now ended it's like well we got him boy he says he pulled into the city let's lock him up you haven't forgotten about us have you busted what i mean yeah you are technically correct i was being arrested oh that's brilliant the problem is now what what is this like i gotta follow the cj icon on the radar to get back to the hood i think there's something wrong with your phone sweet are you going through a tunnel by chance a little siren so glad they got so many little jacks in the voice i mean it just sounds so good you know it's all over the place this is so much the process well what do we got here it's a train i know they're weird they like stay on those two rails really strange here we go again here we go again indeed let's see if it'll actually work though i want to make it to the hood country traffic and you also turned me into a country boy why don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me i'm so attached to this country man country roads take me home to the place i belong grove street yes oh what an outfit what what is that what does this is that say born to truck after five years in the rust belt it's time to go home oh no no i forgot there was driving wait what is this carmageddon oh no smoke smoke got out he was smarter than i was the carriage just spontaneously lit on fire this explosion's gone off in the background you see cars raining down it's convenient we're at the graveyard gang because i think we're all about to die they're just ignoring all the explosions i'm so glad they're silent or my ears will be blown off guess that makes you an upstanding guys please please we were all born to truck in fact my trash master just spawned everybody get in whoa now that is cinematic i think there's about to be a drive-by too yep i think that's what happened i don't know i couldn't see any of it back in hell jesus that wasn't even anything to do with the chaos smart he just t-boned me when i was on my bike please no stop i'm not good on my bike i was born to truck not to cycle it just looks like he's the weirdest outfit ever he looks like a country fella who's still going to school i got my backpack on on my bike [Music] oh god the music and everything no wait hold on i'm inside the road guys please i can't talk to my brother even though he's right down there they don't know where i've gone we're through the looking glass here people oh thank goodness oh very fitting vehicle god i wouldn't mind being teleported now but i turned all of those ones off all right hold on i've got a solution for this i can change the time that it does things in so let me change it to every 10 seconds something is going to happen then eventually they'll get me out of this one way or another we did a mission [Laughter] fantastic go inside cj's house to continue that might be the tough part especially now that my game has crashed it spawned me back in in the same place i was like at least i'm out of that hell hole but no now i just have a tank in this hell hole it does make me feel a little better i'm not gonna lie thank you i needed that i waited in there for so long great thermal vision i don't even have a mission active because my game is so fact all right wait like let me try and load this [Music] i don't know why i think i can even attempt to play this now that i've set it to do a mod every 10 seconds instead of 30. we're doing the same mission as earlier we have done no missions except for one where i just got a mission pass i didn't think it was possible to be worse they kind of visible now i didn't think it was possible to be worse than gta v but here we are aim for the them not the car we can see them health hammer 250 000. wait why is the game deciding to be nice to me all of a sudden oh cause they put a swat team after me i see okay so you weren't nice to me at all i'm dead great tunnel vision [ __ ] off dude let me load i don't want to drive back to the hood i just want to do a mission let's try it loading this one and we'll just see what the next mission is shut up shut up shut up shut up why do i look like this why is this run so weird please hang up the phone cj i want to complete a mission and it's very hard if you won't even leave the [ __ ] house oh i know how it feels to be the parent to an angsty team please just get off your phone just leave the house even once please drive your homies into baller territory okay i'll try but we gotta watch out for beyblades i hear they're all around here yep there they go now oh my god okay i forgot half gravity was on as well okay everybody get down and assume the recovery position yeah ball is turf you dog's ready we've made it to their territory we can do this guys let's complete a fecking mission i think there's people down here under the bridge am i right no they're up the other way you had to slow down the game speed so not only is there mod every 10 seconds which hasn't slowed down you've slowed down the game speed so it's essentially one mod every two and a half seconds what no that is exactly why we're here smoke we're here to kill people oh another mission passed i'm so good at this game oh sorry sorry sorry sorry you you were meant to die though this is canon really you're inverting my controls this make it so frustrating like now it's s to walk forward no no no no no no don't go in don't go in don't go in get out get out get out run cj as fast as you can [Music] the little the little roblox ooh suicides oh man all right let me try and do one more mission i'll try and go to big smoke okay i'm almost there i'm almost there oh my god it goes fast we can drupal gravity when you're going downhill we made it we made it to the mission and it's wrong side of the tracks everyone's favorite yeah i know you carl oh my god look at that wagon on carol the body just kind of goes down and jumps out jesus look at it spot quad that might be helpful for chasing the train to be fair please get out of this jam i need to get into this checkpoint before another one goes off and kills me infinite health thank you thank you very much that is helpful to me all right this is our mission open fire now you got thermal vision on smoke you can't miss all right you got foggy weather good thing we still have thermal vision this is actually helpful wait we only have one left do we we're doing so well we might actually do a mission let's get out of here before the cop show man oh my god that is like the fastest i've ever done that mission good old heat vision huh all right back to big smoke's house and we've completed it we're almost there we're almost there we're here pull into the driveway pull into the all right big smoke had a bit of a nasty fall but that's okay he gets a free car out of it i take that trade big smoke please get on the bike yes we did a mission oh my god i am so happy i do have a bit of a big head after that a mighty ego i would think all right guys before my head swells that side from being so good at video games my ego just inflating we are going to end it there i hope you enjoyed out of all missions i didn't expect to complete that one to be honest with you i appreciate you watching guys and i hope to see you next time bye for now

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Length: 19min 3sec (1143 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 10 2021