Roy: A Life Well Lived | Rick and Morty | Adult Swim

it's more complicated out here these are flurbos do you understand what two humans can accomplish with 3,000 of these oh what an entire afternoon at blips and chips oh this place is the best it's got beer games prizes you can never tell what time it is you sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games yeah sure I mean if you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad Morty here check this out Roy what's wrong I had a nightmare I was with an old man he put a helmet on me it's just a fever get some sleep I don't want you missing school on Monday I want you kids to look around you today and think about your future now is the time in your life when anything is possible spiraling perfectly it's going to be caught by Roy Parsons Roy Parsons is at the 20 now he's at the 10 nothing can stop Roy the rocket touchdown I just think it's time to get realistic have you talked to my father about the carpet store Roy had we caught it sooner well hindsight is 2020 Roy what's important is that we move quickly I'm not ready to die you're not going to yeah hey thanks for the carpet Roy hey Roy you pull those Persian off-white shags for the clearance sale whoa sh what the hell where am I 55 years not bad Morty you you kind of wasted your 30s though with that whole bird watching face where's my wife Morty you were just playing a game it's called Roy snap out of it come on I'm Morty you're Rick hey you sold a gun to a guy that kills people look at this you beat cancer and then you went back to work at the carpet store Boo don't Dodge the issue Rick selling a gun to a Hitman is the same as pulling the trigger it's also the same as doing nothing if copulus Michael want someone dead there's not a lot anyone can do to stop him that's why he does it for a living now excuse me it's time to thrash your Roy score you know you can stop this killing from happening Rick you know you did a bad thing selling that gun but you could undo it if you wanted uh-huh yeah that's the difference between you and me Morty I never go back to the carpet store holy this guy's taking Roy off the GD this guy doesn't have a Social Security number for [Music] Roy

Channel: Adult Swim

Views: 22,952,447

Keywords: rick and morty, blips and chits, roy a life well lived, video games, mr. meeseeks, virtual reality, carpet store, justin roiland, dan harmon, adult swim, video, comedy

Id: szzVlQ653as

Length: 2min 40sec (160 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 03 2015