Richard Pryor | Standup (1973)

thank you thank you ladies and gentlemen and we'd also like to thank the elo they were really fantastic gotta say Wow there were white folks really play lectricity I used to always want to sing myself did you ever want to sing anybody you know no I tried but to do is you saw as they lay out no you ever tried to sing on the block no no offense no when dudes used to be hanging around just to be saying you have a little - I'm you know wait a minute remember there was a song man dude you should love you're saying like see you know you see I better sing so I played basketball I played that bad too but it was cool to be on the basketball court you know because you look so cool by try to look cool for the girls jump shot bro come on man won't you sup hey Ron won't use that man best two out of three you mean a farmer come on say man drop the bar now come on man why young this one for the white boy right and you always tried to make love when you was a regular teenager I don't know if you did but I did I tried to make love and girls would never do it right cuz I always had a brother at the house right and you go over to the house you know you'd be kissing oh my god and her brother be watching what are you doing and she tell you the girl always liked soon as he goes asleep maybe you know you be cool about an hour due to be up to 3:00 in the morning wanted to see my tank yeah I'd like to see you in a tub full of water and all you could get was a pain in your lower stomach women never get that pain but do do you ever try to stand up after you've been on the couch 18 hours well you think you cool you go alright it's good in nevermind oh when you walk home and at night especially if you live in you get told is that were specially thinking a good pool can you be walking and the cops stop you right fella stop it don't move where are you going you know when you go home your father want to beat you up for being out too late I told you be home by 11:00 did not tell you 11 o'clock huh where's the paper didn't even bring the paper back would you do I know what you've been doing now don't tell me you've been down there with dead no piers I could you be more i'ma knock you out too come on you speechless ain't you and I always had some principles mean like some dude you know like really chest eyes you if you go over to the girl's house and the father catch you say say boy didn't I what you stay away from round here what's your name Jim okay say man I ain't playin I works hard boy I'm gonna send my girls at school to get education and not the kind you want to give I mean echoes I take this bad leg off and beat you to death with it you

Channel: Midnight Special

Views: 192,150

Keywords: Richard Pryor, Standup, Comedy, Midnight Special, Peoria, Illinois, Cocaine, freebase, Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor, Rolling Stone, Grammy Awards, Blue Collar, Superman III, Silver Streak, Gene Wilder, Stir Crazy, Paul Mooney

Id: bVMEE8S2Gag

Length: 5min 3sec (303 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 07 2019