r/HolUp - that's nice... OH NO

ah disclaimer suspect arrested after missing teen girl was spotted on the naughty hub with the police investigated watching the noughties chief that's her I finally found her this episode of cops is about to reached its climax ah well good evening ladies loves and lassos welcome to our slash Olaf which is a beautiful a beautiful sub just to ride him out of cursed just to ride him out of surprise and just a right amount of loosing hope in humanity but still managing to laugh just a little bit I do hope that you enjoy it well hello there your beautiful person I have a second channel where I upload music projects nowadays so if you are interested please go check it out link in description I'll show a very quick preview here other than that enjoy the video thank you I'm thinking of you thinking of you I'm thinking of you thinking of you it finally happened the flight attendant asked is there a doctor on this flight i lapped up and said yes did it transected me at 30,000 feet with a razor blade in the ballpoint pen he didn't make it but the Thrilla was undeniable thinking of going to doctor school now slay queen like literally slake quick quick question is it for [ __ ] sake or for [ __ ] sake it's for a work email so it has to sound professional so him professional hey there's Sally you this is hopeless this wrath survivor and the man who brought her has teamed up to tell their story my ex randomly hit me off telling me she was feeling lonely and wanted some company no lie I kind of missed her too so I told her to come over we hang out for a bit and then she went to the bathroom to freshen a hub next thing I know this [ __ ] is gone and I had no toilet paper oh my god she said toilet paper digger run boy just donated $20 to an LGBT group I hope one day with you me and a few friends we used to run around in a game called desi we'd like tank armbands and we told people like hey you want a pink arm bad we support cancer not like cancer research or support cancer it's kind of the same thing oh my god I'm going to hell well you know what they say you're gonna go to hell for one sin or a thousand Sedo might as well go down swinging you know you're gonna be a frickin legend once you're there or slash shitty superpowers you have free Wi-Fi but every hour you use it one African care that starves to death your rap name is lil than the last thing you master potato to little girls oh wait I love little cultural differences like how Americans are super offended by the word can but here in Australia we're super offended by schoolchildren being slaughtered with automatic weapons well you might say that shots fired oh I'm gonna be the best dad ever I already got the jokes down how many dead points do I have leave it in when a baby on board sticker is a little faded MP job you know the kid is at least a year or two old now and the car is safe to ram no kid on board feel free to ram into me TomSka just caught a disgusting perv on the bus watching the Nadi's over my shoulder that's when you take off your headphones and use the speakers just to establish dominance Robin Hood hands over stolen fortune here you are my poor friend a friend well thanks I'm rich you're what a mr. sound if you guys see a link on Twitter that says LeBron James nudes don't click on it it's a virus that puts your phone's keyboard on capslock honestly I would I would sim for LeBron James to feather or slash ass credit not-safe-for-work not eat teachers of Reddit what is the most Awkward / cringe-worthy question you had to answer in your class not a teacher but this happened years ago in my old elementary school and I heard about it a teacher remember girls it is always okay to say no to the Nadi's a girl can I even say no to my daddy he went to jail not that kind of daddy I guess ah does that count as a dad joke because it involves a daddy haha yeah man gives away his gum its stimulus payment to people who need it more and this is what our society needs sure about that I need to lose 15 to 20 pounds in 30 days send me tips legal and illegal yeah desperate to get rid of that you know quarantine fly Biophilia femme clean veganism daily exercise plenty of water plenty of sleep and I and not stress this enough cocaine phone ringing boss why the hell aren't you picking that up me I always answer on the third bang makes me seem cooler boss pick it up me prowling eyes fine picks up phone 9-1-1 what's your emergency stop all right please leave a rating after the cult French pigs be like Wonka Japanese pigs be like you American pigs be like super sister nobody was shot in New York City over weekend for the first time since 1993 oh good they haven't found him yet when you go to the hospital for a headache and the doctor says we got a new case people my daddy's here it's gonna happen they do if they haven't done anything wrong so a lot of them yes they wanted dentally naughty hub happy birthday at Oreo we love to be creamed as much as you do my town had a really bad storm two days ago and my neighbor lost a roof of his house and the poor guy doesn't have insurance I have decided to start a GoFundMe to raise money so I can go to Hawaii for a few weeks because he's about to start doing construction and I hate being around all that noise pro tip if you ever text something weird to your girl just say sorry wrong person and she will let it go works every time I want to bounce up and down the butt like it's my own personal trampoline sorry wrong person that was close me I trained this chicken to talk her let's see me what's a male deer chicken [ __ ] me how much is two hundred pennies chicken her this is still me it gets better chicken it gets way better Susan that's a nice [ __ ] I used to have a fetish for in Bragi preggy after the first kid that killed that not a fantasy try impregnated alt instead FBI has joined a chat you're having the unprotected naty's oh I'm already pregnant it can't get any worse next to hop on pregnant baby the inside of your bomb bomb is warming up to hard boil an egg I'm not falling for this one again what my sister works a full-time job and still cooks like this for her man every day scrumptious yeah sis cook the Marjorie's I collect that life insurance I still see you in rich widow Lane boy you'd like him a GF pic and FB ha sorry made finger must have accidentally slept on a like bottom while I was having a wank I can't believe people don't eat the crust like what the frick it's part of the food it's fantastic even if it doesn't taste the same as the rest of the watermelon watermelon why do you call it a crust excuse me miss have you ever been arrested yeah how could you tell I was gonna say because it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious aggravated assault yikes can I get into your pants because I just shat mine met my daughter's teacher tonight it was heartbreaking she was working at her second job teachers are the most underpaid underappreciated yet most valuable people in the world so anyway I gave her $50 for lap downs and I'm doing my part hashtag a hashtag lesbian hashtag bisexual all these gay hashtags are rainbow now watch hashtag kissing the homies goodnight see it's not gay mmm-hmm when you're a black friend kills you in a game mmm nice kiln the in the bro Alexa how much time is left three days seven hours 41 minutes and 22 seconds I meant on my pasta timer two minutes 39 seconds wha me wondering why daddy heats up his insulin in the spoon hmm people pricing me for beating up the local PD PD Oh me just trying to get rid of the competition I'm actually quite the anomaly my parents were humans oh yeah look at that Chloe Chloe yes that's why they call it riding my dad showed me a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom doing the natis all the slides for just pictures of me you can always use the condom light just put it over the head and there you know just yeah I'm definitely burning in hell when I was nine I was sucked hmm didi behind the chicken coop huh my grandma had a farm no but before that condoms don't really guarantee a full protection during the naughties a friend of mine was wearing one and he got shot by the girl's boyfriend Demian shot by a gun or shot by something else it's a birthday today I asked her what she wanted to eat and she stirred takos so we flew to Mexico me hey babe what do you want to eat her nothing me flies to Africa media the gamers are evil the gamers a gamers meet in real life at bedside of terminally ill friend ah they are waiting for him to drop his inventory hello no ads $13 Netflix $12 HBO now / max $15 Disney + seven dollars Amazon Prime $9 eager old premium snapchat 2600 $54 CBS all access six dollars total 2716 a month for streaming and entertainment services explain how this was supposed to save us money over cable I mean you can remove some of that to save time I mean I don't think you need like both Netflix and Hulu for example in high school I was placed in the English bottom class where a teacher said to my face I would never make it as a writer today 25 years later after uncountable knockbacks from almost every publisher I am estatic to finally be able to announce that the teacher has died hashtag never give up yes I am freaking my brother no it's not wrong sinful or shaming we are in love I'm incest sexual hashtag love is love uh-huh her eyes already look like her parents shared parents yes the best family trees look like ladders heaped the best genes when the family found that's how you refine the genes over generations trust me I'll play dork survival evolved and kids mutate it means cool colors when Lodi sponsors and lasso stars if it's a very I sincerely hope that you enjoyed it down below we find links to major on this Courtney [Music]

Channel: The Click

Views: 600,423

Rating: 4.9503312 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: jGA3kpH72rw

Length: 12min 20sec (740 seconds)

Published: Sat May 23 2020