Rhett & Link, Saviors of SMOSH! — SmoshCast #9

[Music] apparently like climate change is making walruses commit suicide they're making them like jump off cliffs and I was like huh there is this weird thing that happens when you know every week you're gonna be talking for at least an hour that you start to save things like we save conversations for our podcast one day we were all just sitting around and we noticed this horrific smell but it was more like this might be toxic for us and they were air frying shoes link it like it like a Ruby Tuesday's waiter link has a tendency to bring a little flair to things and when you bring flair to knives people get hurt see your dad can make a pretty good cult leader that he could yeah he's spending more time down there in Myrtle Beach mm-hmm doing doing some shagging Oh a one two three four five six seven eight nine ten nine seven six five four one two seven nine eight six five four Wow you know all those numbers even in that order yeah oh my god welcome back to another Smosh cast guys we have three very lovely people here today which is one more than we normally have today we are joined by Damien of Smosh and all right rhett and Link of rhett and Link what up hello this is the Warriors to be here this is the first time we've met yeah excited this is the third time we've met this morning it's a big building yeah yeah very very large very large building we live in we were thinking it was like a Wizard of Oz situation where Stevie would just come out and be the talking head it's no rhettandlink that would be the case but she's on vacations oh well congratulate congrats congrats to her it's early well we make you do this earlier than you normally do is that that was our request oh do it early it was one hour earlier which is just total no throwing my game yeah okay no this is this is great for for those of you that don't know I guess we'll just we'll just go through this really quickly rhett and Link are that are the ones that that save Smosh so uh you know it took you guys long enough to get on our pod what we didn't want people to think it would be a regular thing yeah we want to be on every one of your fog-gas you just start showing up in all of our videos yeah just becomes the the red link you didn't want us we didn't want to scare your audience yeah no that's understandable I appreciate that but now that we're here yeah we are taking you guys have you guys definitely have much more podcasting experience than than us like you guys have been doing it for for how long I don't know I mean the first was a big break here biscuit was probably at the same time it'd be five years ago six years ago oh maybe so Wow so that was like that was like the second wave of podcasting because I feel like yeah there's people at started podcasting like back when it was like early internet mmm if you were like I don't know I'm just doing this like podcast thing yeah joke and then and then like there's like a second wave and then that's like when everybody decided they were gonna sort of do a podcast but they didn't really know what they wanted to do it I feel like it can write fell off and then now we're kind of in this like third wave yeah of like podcasting where everybody now has the podcast and I think everyone's starting to definitely understand as like a listener like what podcasts are and like now there's people that are taking more seriously and they're getting more into like you know scripted type stuff it's almost I almost wonder if it's gonna sort of like do like a full loop like back around like how like radio used to be where like they had like War of the Worlds and like whole stories I'm sure I'm sure talent playing action yeah yeah do you have you listened any of those like any of the scripted podcasts no a lot of auditions roll through on like the voice acting and like it's been it's been maybe a year now that they're just constantly coming in for things like that and they're incredibly detailed they'll have like a palette of character description it's it's interesting I think you're right on that's that's the way it's going for sure yeah but I mean I'm stoked I was way laden in the podcast game I think the first podcast I ever listened to was like two years ago Wow because I just like I no because I equated podcast like audiobooks and I just wasn't into that you know but then I started listening I was like oh wait this is actually kind of fun and I just really enjoyed the podcast where people are just like having a conversation yeah the second the second way if you're talking about that's when some youtubers started doing podcasts right and now there's there's a lot more of that and I think I think it's I think it's great I think you get you know I'm excited for you guys to a started one because it it gives an added dimension to the way that you can communicate with your audience that you haven't been able to do on the other on the other channels you know totally I think it's great I listen to it yeah thank you I think I'll definitely listen to this one I'm listening to it right now as I commute it you should you should just try to wrist wrist sight every single word that you say just be driving the car with like your kids and your wife and just start like saying every line and fun you'll like this part hold on listen listen my wife started listening to our podcast once she realized from from friends reporting to her that I talked about her on it so there's like there's like a policing factor I'm afraid then like if if I like once I start dating that that maybe I'll say something about like a date that I went on and then maybe that person will find out about the podcast and then they'll hear it and then I'll get busted for saying something that's my that's my fear would be like he's thinking about me at work that's so sweet talking about me openly and seemingly critically yeah you got to watch yourself but it you're yeah you're gonna have to figure out at what point in a relationship do you say listen this is all going on my podcast I'm I'm exploiting all of this yeah well we regularly get like old friends we tell a story mmm we get old friends who text us and tell us all the details that we got wrong wise or if if I'm telling a story now about any one of my friends somehow it will get back to them so now I'm like every time we don't talk you know negatively about anybody sure but if you just kind of like if in fact so we've talked about my friend Ralph and how he he kind of like I he kind of abandoned me on the top of the mountain at Mammoth but it was really I don't him to go down and I was gonna take a different way and then my other friend Tim yeah texted it was like Ralph is a horrible friend no he's not did I tell that story in a way that made him seem like a horrible friend I I thought I put it all me no you kind of painted him to be the guy who abandoned you at all you have zero skills did I tell him to go down I told him to go down but like he didn't argue about it though he was like halfway down was like you got he put up a little bit of fight but you can't give all those of course of course he is a horrible friend well I'll just take the brunt of it I could say with almost utmost certainty that none of my friends listened to it to my podcast so and I'm pretty sure nobody nobody listens to this podcast talk about it more than we can start talking about him and talk trash about him talk about it loudly in a car bum that you have let's see I'm trying to think of a wrasse you suck I wouldn't talk directly to him oh okay okay this friend of mine wrasse he sucks yeah okay that's yeah I'll wait for that response but there is this um there is this weird thing that happens when you know every week you're gonna be talking for at least an hour that you start to save things like we save conversations for our podcast interesting but I I mean I have you started doing that where it's like you're just kind of living your life and you're like okay this is something that I could either talk out now with somebody or at least make mental notes of oh I'm gonna bring that to the smash cast a little bit I've never wait do you yes he's saying that you straight-up likes it will stop a conversation won't save it yeah yeah it's also the fact that it's that you know are your business is always the two of us like you'd be guest space but now it's every week is just the two of us and a lot of times it's stuff that we're experiencing or anytime we both go on separate trips anywhere uh-huh you cannot you can't talk about it like we don't speak during the week that we're gone well when we get no details it would you get back it's like how was your trip you can just be like you can give like one-word answers good hmm okay I don't even think we asked off-mike anything about each other yeah I mean that's the extreme right like that's what could head that's what may happen to us my guys are funny our entire relationship is conducted on Mike I mean it doesn't happen but does that happen I think we're constantly filtering like is this your biscuits worthy if it is I won't talk about it is this like not interesting enough or too you know private or whatever those things for further real-world so the only thing we talk about are boring private things yeah anything that's interesting has been relegated to the podcast but you are going to have I think around I mean those type of boundaries like you think about relationships and really at what point do you say I mean I wouldn't say like on your dating profile uh-huh which you know we've we've been working on oh oh you've been working on my dating profile we have oh great well the same time that you is probably the same threshold as when you bring somebody on to your social media right I mean I would think it was the same time like what's the policy there these days I mean obviously we got married before social media so we don't yeah we didn't have to navigate these waters that's nice if ever I'm on like a dating app thing I don't connect my Instagram or whatever because I would feel extremely uncomfortable if someone was like oh he's at YouTube you can't I don't want to attract the type of person that that interests you know yeah okay for the sake I don't know just the follower number thing gets stars in certain people's eyes I think and you know ya want that well especially start like you don't want that right now all right now the relationships that start like the relationships that start between online personalities it's like okay so when grace and Elliot started dating like what oh right months ago it was like that first post hmm the first post that was didn't say anything official it was just suggested something you knew they were in a relationship they're thinking about this very carefully yeah that's grace Helbig and Elliott Morgan yeah yes yeah for the for those of you who are on the inside of the hive but yeah that's OOP but that's a big that's a big announcement and that was that was something that I had to really think about when when I was in a relationship I think you know with with one of my long-term relationships I was very guarded I didn't really say anything really about about my other ship-like I wasn't like hiding her away but it was like I don't know how much of my of my you know private life I really want to put out there yeah and then with the relationship after that was a little more open because she was also a sort of online personality so it was kind of that timing thing where it's like okay we good we're good all right we're gonna tell everyone we're just gonna lay it out there for the Internet we're gonna make it known and then that'll be that and every person is gonna be super chill about it and not badger well I mean with I wasn't so much of the heartthrob so it actually wasn't it wasn't as bad for me because I didn't have like as many sort of like you know people that had like a fantasy of of dating me so the thing that made it not happen so so so wasn't so my announcement wasn't so bad was it an announcement yeah I'd like yeah in what on what like Instagram and I think maybe also the Cross busted it Twitter okay because you just have to you know you want it you're a cut you want to cut through the bull you want this like say like this is what it is stop speculating no Anthony and I are never we're never gonna get married so I'm just like give that up we're still dealing with that oh you too yeah yeah you know I look and and I addressed it in that in that announcement I said look like if you want to write fanfictions that's fine you know be creative that's great if it's sort of this creative endeavor that doing I think that's great but when when you start like coming at us like like you you guys are meant to be together and like with like you know really it's that when you cross that boundary of like fiction to like what you like want the person to be in real life yeah then that's when it gets a little dicey and I'm like it's not gonna happen in real life like that's fine you can write those fanfiction so that's great and everything but like when you start trying to interfere with our real lives then that then that sort of crosses the line yeah yeah yeah it's like at what point do you at what point are you like character and like online personality and at what point are you real person and that's difficult about YouTube because you are kind of both all the time and I think some people just can't really separate that yeah so like 5% anthony chance i don't know oh yeah yeah let's put it it like yeah let's put out like a three cool three percent there's hope I'd say we've got like what we're basically married yeah we have a it's just a different type of marriage yeah I've got like a I got a wife and then I've got a a friend oh I don't want to say cause it a friend's been we're like we're like an old married couple I mean that's really how it is I mean when you when you when you've been together this long you no longer have a choice sure just you're just riding it out and you no longer have sex with each other right so it is a lot like an old very there's no sexual same room sleeping in separate beds right you argue all the time but you come out in it together yeah for the children met for the children yeah yeah we just we stay together for the internet kids yeah did you just sniff a lemon you know what I didn't see what you did but it look mo I took a drink of my iced americano yeah they're out of coal they're out of cold brew at my and my favorite ice my favorite coffee shop well I think it was the limit it seemed yellow to me I know I think I think it's not no you know what it was it was out of the quarter my I saw your index finger and I think you kind of have a Simpson s complexion a little bit I haven't seen son in three this is we're in Andover sniffing a lemon yeah that's what I'd like to believe well that's fine you can believe what you want guys very weird kind of addiction gone down a dark I mean you know I'm not an expert podcaster but I thought that's what every podcast this had a lemon on the side there's no limits what you don't you don't you guys don't lemon weird it's so it must be it must be kind of weird to sit here because this is the exact same place where you guys record your ear biscuit what except we just threw a blue tablecloth on the table and put up a black curtain when was it without revealed on the on the first mosh guys did you I don't think we ever mentioned it no no this is it right so now's the time when you tell us that's not cool to do and that's no I think I think people probably have figured right yeah yeah three mics but you've got the sneeze guard up which was our request it seems like like why would it be why would you want this it seems like yeah they can use our mics but uh you know put up well it's that's not what we said but huh we didn't say anything yeah sure it seems like we did you guys don't have the pop filter no record oh well I do a lot of peas I'd go up peas and goes yeah so as a rule we don't have any peas in the pod cast yeah that's the easy way around your litter a pucker we just kind of take it out podcast yeah Oh God isn't taking yet can I just go ahead and take economics actually really different one need a different colored tablecloth yeah right there's so many left okay I need to be like something like Rhett shirt like something very psychedelic yeah I'm sure the odd cast the odd cast probably does exist yeah multiple times and they probably all suck the true so this could be our chance to do it right the chances that it doesn't exist or it does exist and it's also a good pot podcast very very slim yeah what do you think the worst podcast is out there like do you think there's just like I want to I want to hear the worst podcast that has ever been recorded like what do you think that even is because I mean I guess there's people who like even if you just explore it's hard to find the worst yeah you know cuz how's the worst gonna rise to the top I can't say out listening horrible podcast but there I feel like eventually there's got to be like a the room of podcasts you know what I mean like there's got to be a podcast that's so bad that it gets a cult following because there's a reddit thread about this because there's a reddit thread you know the deep end of YouTube reddit thread which link turned me on to mmm which finds just did it turn you on horrible sometimes every 7th or 8th the post but it finds things that it'll be like 2006 this video is called Fred finds his cat one view constantly and then everyone to know you're just like you know I love that kind of stuff yeah so someone needs to do that with with podcasts push it's harder to get the idea of a podcast in the same way you can quickly gather you know the concept of a youtube video be like am I gonna commit like half an hour to figure out if this is really the room of podcasts yeah it's probably a bad idea I guess also like there's like with YouTube videos there's a certain like a maternity like the way it's filmed that the adds to the allure of a video that has like one view mm-hmm you know I mean yeah like like there was some video I think I think Bo Burnham was saying he likes to just find like really obscure YouTube videos I have like two views like remember that one video that blew up like there was some kid where he was celebrating getting a second subscriber or something like that oh I remember seeing something and then like obviously reddit found the kid and they blew him up and he got thousands I was like freaking out that's a good power of the Internet right there yeah yeah sometimes right that for what was that we had a segment yeah the wheel the wheel would land on something at that hashtag like the non-used hashtag like you find well we did that where we would be creating a new hashtag arash like they've been used like one time right but we did something where you just find a video and then we would send everybody to that video and we were like you can't tell them that we sent you just make it feel like oh all these people yes discovered this video but I don't think that people really play by the rules the top comments always do you miss him here oh yeah they don't keep it a secret we well and on the podcast like we my my good friend sent me this guy that he knew that he knew when he lived in Pasadena this guy who's now moved down to Cabo and he calls himself dr. fun know what this guy sells is these little little songs where he says things like you got a shift shift shift shift your focus to you feeling good and he just has all these likes motivational songs that he just goes on a rooftop in Cabo and sings them one to his phone yeah and it's he's been doing it for years he's got a YouTube channel he's got his Facebook and you know there's like I don't know of maybe a hundred people will watch each YouTube video or whatever it's like a little an acapella jingle where this guy's just it's like self motivation but then got thousands of them I guess well so I don't know how many songs he has but we sent everybody to this guy cuz I was legitimately like memorizing these songs and fun and finding myself singing Wow because and I start earlier therapy I started using them like if I was like feeling a little bit down I'd be like man I got a she if she if she she's my focus on feeling good and out and it would really work and but nobody knows what you're talking about just for me and so we sent up much people to his website and then I've like been following his facebook when he was like I didn't have any idea what was going on oh really yeah and then he was like but my found out my friend Lance who knows rhettandlink sent everybody over here and so then he was like here's a list of 17 songs that I will send to you if you PayPal me $10 so he's like he's living up it but you know Rob oh yeah it's a cert it's a legitimate service man like that I was like I've I haven't downloaded the playlist yet but I'm like if I can get all of dr. fun songs in one place then you haven't given him $10 I just have a kind of relative giving a publicity man give him timber I gave him exposure yeah well I mean that's what that's what fivers for right I mean yeah that sounds like a very fiber thing like making jingles for people and I'm sure some people have made some pretty good money off of five five five I almost had fiber don't get me started on fiber old married couple yeah but there was like that one there's that one guy I think I'm guessing it was a guy on fiber I said I said damn it alright let's talk about fiber yeah are we changing the subject I've very Internet we're both we're both on fiber that's great I'm a big fan of fiber in college we got turned on to like a big can of Metamucil not a sponsor yeah is it a sponsor is Musil a sponsor for this episode Kevin potential sponsor no well one day you know one could one can dream changed everything highly recommend really I mean if you don't need it but you travel you should take some fiber you should do a spoonful spoonful of Metamucil or some other sort of psyllium husk based fiber supplement for really go to bed yeah I change it changes your whole travel Wow yeah you guys a bit depressed when you're uh because use a bus when you're torn yep if yes if ladies are close enough yeah so we we we slept on the bus twice this best ultra nice yeah and do you guys have a no pooping on the bus policy oh yeah yeah there's like I mean it's not ours there were signs that I think come with the bus because there's no bathroom so [Laughter] oh don't poop here you find a corner it's like that yeah the dark dark spot yeah there's you can't poop in the toilet yeah Wow it's uh well it's not cool to the other people that are stuck on oh right on that vessel I mean I did an RV trip with my family mm-hmm that was and I made that rule I was like all right guys listen up for the orientation and that was pretty much it don't crap in the nobody violated the rule no day one they're like crapping in the crapper I mean it's like they had to go I mean we're driving down we're going 80 miles an hour down the freeway and there's like Lincoln's dropping a deuce in the well I'm like where is it where is he he's been gone did it did it yeah just a pig whatever you're thinking yeah did that well cause it's a good no it didn't if it's a good system it can contain it I mean but you know one little leak and that's that's all it takes oh you want to talk about RV maintenance and no septic maintenance about you fiber don't forget to you got to get those little blue tablet thingies and you got a you got a charge that tank you got to throw them down in that tank and then you take a bite of the blue tablet every morning it is tempting have y'all done that yeah that's what I thought I got down here instead of a lemon I just have one of those nibbling on it yeah I don't know every toilet tank yeah gives me a nice little charge and it makes my poop smell nice right yeah yeah the probable is this tablecloth preemptively yeah but it doesn't it doesn't surprise me that you know that'd be a little harder when you have little tiny humans cuz you know their digestive tracts are a little bit smaller than ours so it is long I'm assuming that food just goes straight through right I don't remember that junk kids work we're so beat so far beyond that well you're talking about fiber what is that what is that survivor fiber okay we're back what is that service is it called like cameo or something where you can pay yeah there's lots of celebrities on there and there's lots of youtubers on well I think they approached us way back in the day yeah I'm sure you've been approached yeah so you have you're done it no I hunt him what is it you get this is like I want Ian from Smosh to wish me happy birthday and I'm gonna pay anywhere from like some people are like 10 bucks and some people are like $400 depending on the fabric and there's like there I mean there's some there's a legitimate everybody's on they're recognizable celebrities but it's typically like a lot of like d-list yeah people that and they'll be like I'm gonna go on and I'm gonna do 200 happy birthday wishes or but be like Oh Suzy graduated from vet school congratulations good luck with the dogs so the sounds like you've done it I haven't but the celebrity sets their price and they set like one day can or can't do and then people basically like submit like a bed for like I want you did say this and then I think the celebrity has like 24 hours or 48 hours or whatever to respond and send the video then they get paid they've reached out to me like several times I just kind of ignored it because it I don't I don't look at those weird it feels weird for myself I don't look down on people that do it I know I think Kourtney did it for a short while and then she just kind of like yeah but it it's just another way of monetizing your audience I understand that but it is kind of weird if you're like oh yeah you want a video for me saying happy birthday $400 yeah it's the amount that you'd have to charge to make it worth your time yeah really busy it's not the amount I'm comfortable charging a twelve-year-old who wants me to say happy but right you can't find that sweet spot right and it's like that kind of weird thing with like festivals or notables conventions convention circuit yeah like all the sort of like your CW celebrities the people that that have this sort of like hardcore fan base but it's a small hardcore fan base yeah they're making six figures just just doing the convention circuit just doing appearances where basically they set out of booth and if you want a photo signed by them it's like $20 and if you want to take a picture with them just sitting right there that's like another $20 yeah it's like just kind of weird because like they're just kind of sitting at these booths and we call at comic-con we call it depressing celebrity alley where it's like it's just all these booths lined up and it's like you're sort of like like a WWE wrestler from the 90s yeah some dude that appeared in Star Trek The Next Generation and they're just kind of sitting there and do they stand up for the photo I think that stay sitting generally they stay seated or as an extra five dollars from this and the one I really understand for that though is like voice actors right cuz voice actors don't get residuals like if you're on a cartoon is still playing awesome video but if you're a voice actor right you can be the biggest video game character in the world and get paid what you get paid and everybody knows you and you're like you're that guy but you never get anything from that ever again so that's why specifically those folks do that I haven't done it disclaimer I know I don't buy it I'm not saying that I won't one day do it I mean we do we do a meet-and-greet at our shows sure which is hello and a picture yeah you know and then they get like a little goodie bag or whatever and something already signed that's how all like old athletes well you don't know the WWE like like old football players yeah they that's what they do man they in fact like we we have a friend who was telling us he's like a baseball expert who was talking about Pete Rose like Pete Rose apparently has a store in Vegas and he like sits in the store and you can you can like buy some memorabilia and stuff but it's mainly him sitting there every single day and what's doing what these other athletes do at conventions it's like go and meet Pete Rose get an autograph get a picture in that that's his income why just has a store where he's come through that's really smart for Vegas because people are just coming from all over yeah and they don't really have anything else to do other than drink alcohol and Gamble so I guess that's probably a better that's money better spent hey what's in this store mmm honey Pete Rose right there in a folding chair that's smart but I think with comic-con it's just like because people aren't specifically coming for them yeah they're just like kind of walking through they're like oh Casper Van Dien just chillin like that that was that was me like I could just walk you if there I was like oh there's Casper Van Dien okay let's starship troopers but it's funny did you pay up I didn't you just pointed I just like I just kind of like like it's just weird and and I guess it's it's it's it's not it's only I don't know it's it's just a little it's just a little sad for me when I see those people sitting there there's nobody in the line mmm and they're just kind of sitting there like just waiting for somebody to walk by Oh Mike if there's like a line of people and like everyone's excited like that's really cool yeah but if it's like there's nobody there I'm like ah so if you go if you're going by nobody's there and you just strike up a conversation are they like is there an awkward moment where they ask for like 10 bucks like you're the you're the only person in line but you are now the line so there's a price for just conversation is there probably not because they probably go like us you want like a photo or a sign that I'm like no I'm good I was doing this for you man yeah I was just trying to make you not seem alone for a second yeah yeah you should pay me they should do they I'll do that at Comic Con I'll be the guy who talks to the unpopular celebrities to make them feel like somebody's there yeah just pay you of course I'm gonna I'm gonna get paid a lot but they're like the relatives of the celebrities like the celebrities mom is gonna pay you that's a small market like old celebrities whose parents are still alive you get paid like twice maybe three times if they have like a stepdad this is a horrible business model right exactly but an untapped market right smart right yeah no one else is thinking about this right I think we're onto something maybe get Pete Rose doing this he's not no I think he's very busy he's got to stay in that store right does he sit in like a glass-like cube he's in a claw machine you pay a quarter you think you can get him out get me no fair he's moving he still got those Jukes I mean I read an article that said like those those people that do those convention circuits like even though they they were in like a minor show like some of them are bringing in like hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and it's all about - hmm so they're not reporting yeah so yeah I mean good for them man I mean Stan Lee was was doing conventions like right up until the end mm-hmm and I think he but he wasn't doing it I don't I don't believe that he was really doing it from the money I think he was just honestly like excited by the the fans and stuff it was really cool and it never got sad with him right you know I'm saying even even in the end it was like even when he was just ancient it was like oh it's still cool Stan Lee's always cool mm-hmm yeah there are some there's some real sketchy stuff that was going on behind the scenes with my family and all this crazy stuff was his nurse or something right yeah there's a very long story there's something there's like people stealing his blood like it's oh yeah there was some kind of like memorabilia thing that was that was running where apparently like one of the guys it was like his business partner was like taking his blood and then using that as like an autograph like you could buy like memorabilia with like a stain of like his blood or something what yeah yeah yeah it's like the most sinister you could think of like like oh what's the most evil thing we could do take an old man's blood Wow you also can't show that off to your friends like you want to see what I got from Stan Lee better bodily fluids like uh I mean all right he'll know I mean that is a pretty hardcore brag if you had Stan Lee's blood but there's so many questions that come at me that you just don't want to answer that's true let's how much did you spend my mom worked as a lab tech in a health department for years and her phlebotomist she was a phlebotomist yes she would she would do the finger pricks and this all the types of sticks yeah and she would yeah was at the local health department and then after I we graduated from college she actually then moved to NC State we went to school and she was at the infirmary there mm-hmm she wasn't there when I was there been nice having your mom at the infirmary right what I really take my blood pressure she give you kisses on your boo-boos on my boo-boo no no I need medicine like everyone else but so she would she would always have a report of who came in there you know but always be like the NC State athletes yeah and it would always be like Julius Hodge came in today you would not believe how tall he is well I've looked at the roster right you know it turns out she was keeping all their blood instead she could have done that you she could have made in some extra scratch it's like I've captured Julius Hodges blood here maybe I don't know I don't know before your high school basketball game that could that could be a business in the future you know like collecting collecting famous or athlete people's blood well they already they're already doing stuff with like young people's blood like the whole thing about like what what who was it like Mary it was a Mary Queen of Scots was she the one that would like bathe and was Bloody Mary she would bathe in the blood oh wow but there's actually she didn't take it intravenous but like yeah I don't know don't quote me on this I don't know exactly what the science is but basically I'll quote you on that Rhett doesn't know exactly what the science I've been quoting that for years there's it might be the plasma I don't know what it is in the in the in the blood but taking like young blood like really does have like you're watching it they'd they tested it on rats and it worked I guess it they did see a noticeable improvement in old rats by putting okay so they have young rat blood and so there's some people doing it but there's no Studies on it because it's so so the rumor AG yeah so apparently some people in Silicon Valley are doing it the rumor is that Peter teal was doing it Peter teal the the super-rich guy that that destroyed Gawker okay right on his own through Hulk Hogan that's a funny story man it's yeah don't need to get into it but uh I I think that's so crazy that that we're now in the age where like we we can be vampires like oh you want to live your ever just take some young blood yeah this is also the stuff that like thousands of years from now when they discover our civilization like we hear stuff like they used to drink mercury in ancient Egypt what fools that killed and like this is gonna be our thing they're like they used to drink baby blood it's part of their culture yeah they injected bee venom into their faces yeah they put ism in their face yeah well they were here I mean the the latest thing I was hearing this morning was they took human DNA and put it into like developing monkeys mm-hmm and made him smarter whoa I know what this movie starts yeah right yeah that was this morning we're last night well they go together was it using that crisper that's like the gene editing tool like I don't know because I just started thinking Planet of the Apes and I wasn't giving yeah I think I think we should just keep monkey's dumb more like as smart as they are like let's just keep it at that level yeah right we like we won this whole evolutionary thing yeah let's let's not keep it there yeah well haven't you seen like the Olympic medalists like helping the person in second when they break their leg or like a turtle I want a smart turtle you know and when I say they got smarter I think what they measured was their ability to differentiate between colors and shapes and they saw an improvement so okay I'm not panicking yet I need them to differentiate between friend and foe before I start making them smarter mm-hmm because they're really good at ripping people's faces well Coco she had like all kinds of like messages for the world yeah really yeah and it there's a little controversy over like how much she was because there's like this one clip of like Coco saying all this stuff about how man is not treating the earth well and it's like really complex thought mm-hmm and I want to believe it's true so badly what is so sweet was it edited in the way they like made Obama say like a Beyonce song no I think I think it's an old clip with like it used to be a thing for celebrities to like go hang out with koco's yeah there's like a famous clip of Robin Williams with Coco yeah Coco loved Robin well yeah and I think mr. Rogers I think in his documentary - Coco right yeah well maybe that's where I saw maybe I saw the Mister Rogers because it's more recent that I've seen this clip where she's saying all this stuff about like people mistreating the earth and not understanding that they're part of nature or who's like really complex humans bad must kill a human she's saying she loves mankind I have developed new bacteria to destroy human she wants yogurt that's what she says right I liked your cocoa hand movements - it's a lot like that cocoa definitely knows more sign language and that idea so I guess that that says something so you guys are just in Nashville and I said while you guys were in Nashville you had to you had to try some that Nashville hot chicken oh yeah and we had not had it before we went oh yeah so if do you know where we went because I I asked Trey yes Rhett he said you guys went to Hattie B's where would you have told us to go I have no idea I've never known oh you even I just sent you know been in Nashville no I want to though but I love I love me some hot chicken it's but you haven't had it at the source nope and your favorite place in town is what you see when today's I went today's hot chicken we're done right it's over that's over on what I don't know I don't know streets I just used Google Maps but Howlin rays is apparently the best hot chicken place in Los Angeles so basically for the people that are listening hot chicken is basically like just some good ass chicken and just based it in all this it's like fried chicken but it's like basted in all this spicy goodness right it's not really saucy as much as like it's closer to a rub yeah there's a marinade in the breading yeah kind of like if you like peel back the skin you see like redness like already on the lump yeah I didn't know that I thought it was just hot sauce on chicken yeah boy was I wrong oh it's it's so good it's really good I mean I didn't I didn't like spicy foods after all the spicy stuff we've eaten on our show it like messed me up yeah so I would just have like a brain block it's but just tell my stomach you're not gonna like this you don't eat it feel nauseous just by the smell okay and I got so excited about that and it turned the tide really good how did it compare like spice wise I mean you can't taste it much better okay you know when it had a lot of flavor and what and the dry rub doesn't have the same lasting effect of sauce oh okay so like sauce cuz it's got like oil in it well it sticks with you and you feel it in your stomach something about it was just very hot immediately and then I was like an hour later I was like I don't feel anything did it did it come with because I don't know how they do it there but sometimes I know they come with just like straight up white bread yeah is it it was white bread you'd be like two slices of white bread yeah and then a pickle on top and then if you get the coleslaw with it that helps a lot yeah okay cuz yeah the hot chicken I've had here they serve it on like unlike a legit bun with like the slaw and the pickle right that's so good I've never tried it I'll never head oh that's shameful yeah I've never had chicken that just like just just melted in my mouth it was just like Oh God where you from Georgia a place called Peachtree City which is the most Georgian name of each tree yeah it's a fake place it's it sounds made up he's a secret agent Peachtree City it's outside of Atlanta in our south yeah okay now if you're going on in Georgia if you one down on two going down there mm-hmm let's see there's a big water tower with a peach on it but I think that's in South Carolina well it's in South Carolina on house of cards yes because there was a hole like so you got the computer city yeah but they got the peach water towel that's I'm sure we've got a few ourself though but to be fair I did not see a single peach tree in Peachtree City Georgia really yeah everything's just named after peaches and peach trees and this is like Peachtree Parkway Peachtree Street on very few of them are in history city so did you have a southern accent not really um I think I sort of affected that a little bit more once I came out here because it just sort of felt like I had an identity I spoke very like non regionally yeah but that also made it you know I was an actor and it may be a little tough because if you're to proper speech and everything you're just not a believable human so well how old were you when you moved out here eighteen from Georgia from Georgia born in Germany raised in Georgia and now yeah here's home but you know I mean you don't have any you eradicated it did you take a class no it's just I mean my parents were I mean my mom was born in Ohio my dad was like born to a German immigrant family but okay work like there was no hope of ever picking up any specific okay I affect ation but to be fair people generally think they don't have an accent so I wouldn't know unless you told me I don't have an accent you don't have an accident hey I believe you I trust you I don't think you you know that you have an accent another California axe yeah is it yeah he has like a California yeah like this Sacramento accent you got a sacrum it's like a Northern California accent and then when you go up a little bit more northern did you get people like oh yeah man like you know man I know I definitely have like a little bit of a California thing going on but uh but obviously like wherever you grow up you're like I don't have an accent right you know yeah but it's just it's not nearly as pretty what you're describing of like sacrum in tights or whatever yeah your cause yeah that sacrament tight we also have like I think if they hang from the top of the cave there suck em in like yes yes no that's a tight we also have like a good deal of rednecks in Sacramento so yeah there is there is like a little mix of like you have a little bit of mix of California and a little mix of Kansas and a little mix of like the South you know I've seen a few Confederate flags flying around my town Wow yeah yeah you got to have a you got to be a special kind of person to not be from the south in a Dana dot that is your symbol like they're like there was somebody not like we always driving through basically Burbank right well no it was a little bit north north of Burbank and I was like does that guy that guy has a confederate flag flying in his front yard Los Angeles and I mean I I don't think there's any excuse for regardless of where you're from but yeah like they're like my son was saying there was a kid that goes to school there that was is from California and like his adopted the whole thing he's got a pickup truck and are in a rebel flag like bumper sticker on his yeah I think I think some people I think for some people is just pure ignorance like it's it's a situation where where they don't like they was a Dukes of Hazzard like that yeah big like yeah generally right with the Confederate like logo on it like so I think some people just associate with like rebellious nests and being like yeah like I'm a beer-drinkin American you know right hmm and then there's some people that are that you know they they see it as tied to some kind of history of the South that never actually existed because that flag wasn't even used for the Confederacy like the actual the actual Confederate flag do you see everybody using I I and what to fact-check this but it wasn't used in as like the flag of the Confederacy like that flag where it's just that that X was used I think for one battle or something like it you'll see that it was like a part of the old flag yeah yeah you'll see it used in parts of the flag but it's not the whole thing so it's kind of weird that that it only happened it was only later on that people started using just that that pattern so it's like it's kind of weird to say like oh this is like this is just a heritage thing not a hate thing it's like well it's not really a heritage thing it's like when people are looking for some kind of identity and kind of identity yeah and you know there's there's such like a meshing that happens in America and sometimes you lose you know people people don't say necessarily anymore like I'm German I'm Irish I'm at a lot of it just becomes like white and so then it's like well you can't look back there's no like that history so people are like where are we gonna go for that flag that's the closest thing I can get and then it's like all right great now I have some history and some culture and they ignore the sort of parts of that that are not so awesome sure yeah but yeah I think that's or they were they actively embrace well that's the thing that I I've seen is like there's just a lot more people actively embracing the hate part of the of the history and that and it's like and becoming emboldened to mmm yeah to embrace it yeah well getting away with it and I think you know if you start if you if you're like kind of sporting that stuff and then people start you know attacking you for it it doesn't necessarily change your mind if people are just attacking you so it kind of just emboldened you to that flag or that identity and sort of drives you further away into that sort of realm you know rather than rather than people having like a legitimate conversation about it and saying like I understand where you're coming from but you also understand that flag doesn't mean what you think it means yeah rather than being like that like a lot of people are just quick to be like no you're like a racist bigot and like go to hell bubble blah and I think that's that's what drives people apart more so I'd like it for the flag they're just that flag does not exist but that's not kind cuz you're also you're flying a flag of a regime that no longer exists that was defeated in battle and is technically the enemy of America the enemy that is so it's like literally kind of like flying Nazi flag and just being like no that was just a good time for other reasons and like no right ever never was yeah I'm sure we're gonna get some great comments I I will say though I the the most one of the most entertaining things I ever saw was I the girl I was dating at the time I went to her high school reunion and it was in Kansas which I don't believe was either ever part of the Confederacy but there's a guy that came to the reunion he came in on a riding lawnmower with a 24 pack of of Miller High Life and he had Confederate flag boots and a confederate flag belt buckle and a hat like a cowboy hat so he was he was local to the to the venue born and raised and Kenny's but he he was close enough to drive his lawnmower there mmm bring it on a trailer no I'm pretty sure you drove it there you can get pretty fast and you know you've got some experience with right lawn mowers I mean especially the new ones man oh yeah they get that hydrostatic transmission have you been on one of the I remember the first time I got one of those we forward in reverses just this yeah it's just one of these right uh-huh I was always so jealous of the kids that had the yeah there's like a zero inch turning radius ya know you're Thomas which one I didn't I never had the two handles oh man do you like guys worked like a um let's see one of those little a little version of a track hoe it's like okay like literally no one in the Greater Los Angeles area has a riding lawnmower look at this nobody has a lawn right it's all like Reisert scrub I don't want to deal with this let's put in rocks in the cactus and there's probably some some really wealthy guy in Beverly Hills would like one of those like two acre lots yeah that's got his own riding along really I think you're like pinning around with that guy does not move so much no I'm saying that he's doing it too like in like you know not let go of his of his manhood he's got he's using the riding lawnmower like but like not always he's just like like quarterly and just spins around in one spot of me even though he could pay someone full-time to hold his manhood for half we also does that yeah that is that is like one one like sort of redneck thing that I wish I would be able to participate in which is the lawn mower races mmm like you've done it really we've both participated in a lawn mower race well there was there's different types the one that that there's the the race track like you're riding in a circle like you would on NASCAR but you're just on a fast lawnmower yeah but what we did was the tractor pull but with lawn mowers where there's a there's the sled that has the weight and then the weight moves from the back of the sled and as you're driving it's already creeps up and makes it harder to eventually it will stop you no matter what but the I mean they're like different divisions of of lawn mowers and some of them look like drag race cars yeah like they're not there yeah they're not really a lot of doors lawn mowers anymore they're like 250 300 CCS yeah they know less blade they don't they don't have this light although if you want to make more interesting I was gonna Slade's on yeah we take the covers off and then you just laid all hell was that during the days of um Stevie recently unearthed on let's talk yeah that like the sizzle rear yeah yeah we had an idea for a show this is back 20 it was to 20 other like 2008 is when we shot the thing maybe because 2007 was when we we did our first light really short-lived TV show out here and then we were trying to get something else going so right after that and you know we were like we like Dirty Jobs what's the red link version of dirty jobs well this redneck jobs a redneck redneck hobbies right so we're gonna go like you're like noodling you know like fishing for catfish with your hands and stuff like that alright we're gonna experience all the redneck hobbies and for the for the sizzle reel that we made I found out from my dad he was like well they do the lawn mower tractor pull right around here I know everybody so we just show up and my dad is like the ambassador he was like our film permit you know in in you know the walking film permits like hey if my boys are here can they ride on your tractor in the competition that's like everybody who's just cool with it yeah that's great so yeah it has like a secret life as a tractor pole every secret persona yeah yeah everybody everybody seems to know my dad and he he's the type of guy that will he'll find himself being the president of things just because everybody likes him and they just appoint him that so like he'll join a club it well like well I got her solo at the cantata at church I was like I didn't even know you went to that church dad he's like well it didn't until I showed up one day and then I'm singing a solo what's a priest that's probably way but yeah so well I started going to the Lions Club and now I'm the president like literally like hey just put him in charge of everything because he's like this charismatic guy who everybody likes and he's good at raising money and making stuff happen and or putting guys on tractors so your dad can make a pretty good cult leader then he could yeah he's spending more time down there Myrtle Beach mm-hmm doing doing some shagging Oh I mean we talked about you know we kind of ripped the South a new one but I mean there's some there's some there's some beautiful aspects to it as well right like all the all the fried foods and then the beach shagging okay uh the beach just we're clear here are you referring to sexual intercourse sadly no I'm referring to that's kind of shagging that I know that you don't know about the dancing shaggy no it's a dance oh my god I thought you were saying that your dad goes to the beach and has sex with people I was like I was like whoa this is getting really open geez all right it's it certainly has its isolated to the south and it's very popular in in South Carolina and Myrtle Beach specifically and it's just like you and your you and your dance partner just kind of like shuffling your feet there's like a gentle shuffle to the feet you know you've seen people dance like this you just didn't know it was called shag got it huh Jack now shag later kind of thing yeah okay thank God cleared that up cuz I was just gonna move right along with like yeah okay yeah you're just openly talking about your dad's sex life well great relationship is that I don't remember who told me this story but it was there were some people from England visiting South Carolina and they were on a bus with these two old couples who were talking about shag and they had a conversation like an extensive conversation about it and they're my wolf South Carolina is very it's like what's when they like invited those English people and then they show up to the house naked they're like ready for shagging think you got something wrong here right so speaking of shagging actually it has nothing to do with it so the way the way that the like the place that Smosh works out of is sort of shared with with mythical on our side still resides your food producer yeah and all the food that you guys are making and testing mythical chef Josh yeah and as it turns out I don't know if if everyone here knows but you guys make some pretty disgusting food and not only does it taste bad it also smells really bad sorry and so so occasionally we'll just be working you know minding our own business and this terrible smell will just waft over and we're like well I guess we're just gonna live with this for a couple hours look yeah we didn't we didn't tell you about this when we moved in it was like you get your own space it's gonna be great you're not gonna talk about the smells yeah yeah well you don't have to eat it everything that you smell just think about that every time you smell something horrible yeah and you feel like you can't in do it in a few hours we're going to be eating right we're going to ingest it it's the most intimate exercise ever is putting something I have to spell this out to put something in your mouth and then try to masticate it uh-huh and then swallow it yeah I mean there's no trouble you know it though I mean when you smell something so intimate like smelling something it's arguably pretty intimate but it's not as intimate as putting it on your tongue uh-huh chewing it mm-hmm swallowing it letting it pass through your entirety right why are you talking about how intimate it is just to put it in perspective whenever it stinks over there well I'm going to say go for it the shoes the shoes yeah okay so well we haven't eaten shoes so what's up good boy oh they were so one one day we were all just sitting around and we noticed this horrific smell but it was more like this might be toxic for us and they were air frying shoes and then it's not like oh that doesn't smell delicious I don't want to eat that it's like it's a matter of like what is this putting into the air what yeah like a factory they did that inside yeah he did that inside they were air frying like sneakers in the kitchen and I and I was like uh this doesn't seem safe so I like walked over there and I was like hey like I don't think this is okay and and like he had that I was like do you have like a fan on and he was like well you know how they have like a little range over the over the stove that man he's like well yeah the fans on but it just blows right out into the room I was like great awesome so okay factor that a slack message was sent out and and I think from now on any sort of toxic substances that are being cooked are now cooked outside I get it so yeah I want you asking us on the podcast is really just an intervention so you're not gonna die talk to Justin that's fair that's fair I'm sorry got an alarm is this over no that was that was somebody calling me and I'd and I was rude yeah yeah the the shoe never made it on the show that was just great so we didn't even we interrupted the process yeah it's yeah if it wasn't for you guys we'd had an awesome shoe we did airfryer episode of football yeah that was that was also cooked inside yeah yeah yeah we experienced that scent and um yeah I don't think that was good for anybody I think I'm smarter I'll put it down now we're paying attention to those like mesothelioma commercials and I never thought about one area should know this yeah we're already working on a class action lawsuit against mythical okay no it's really funny though because I I brought it up to Josh and there was another guy there and the other guy was like well I mean like we've been doing this kind of stuff for like five years and I haven't died yet I was like not the best benchmark illnesses work yeah a lot of the things we do you kind of stumble into the realization that we could have done it a different way hmm you know I think that's that's just that's the nature of the work that's that's the fun idea Internet it's a new frontier we're all trying to figure it out yeah it's like I mean it's that maybe that's something you could argue could have been anticipated hey let's let's burn this you outside yeah but sometimes you just gotta you got a smell stop and smell the the football to realize right we can do this differently and I think another thing that that you guys learned is that link you can't hold knives what's what's the story behind this you're not allowed to hold on to knives on videos yeah I don't I don't know what the first I don't know what the genesis of this rule was but it's it's gotten out of hand at this point I mean I can't use any anything that sharp or pointy er they still let me throw darts Oh but chase is very far away now yeah he gets very far away because one of my dogs got very close to him one time when I through at a time when he didn't I threw for emphasis you know I was making a point in my recollection and I I just it was it was a nice punctuation just think about how much it'd be different if he I mean it missed like he had his arm out and it went either above or below like this arm just think about how things would be different there's a number of things that could gone I'm sure he way that his tetanus I mean if he's up to date on the tetanus it's fine what if you had to go right to his eyeball I think about that I mean I patches a pretty dope they're kind of in these very anime I would have loved way to think we'd still be making this show if you had a thrown a dart into someone's eye and blinded we probably would be doing dart episodes so you've had you've had some close calls with knives then like I don't understand like well you just know well in his personal life I think I mean it may have been six Christmases ago now that we would always go to Christie's parents house on Christmas Eve Eve so then like that morning because we had to go see other family that would be the Christmas morning there see if I open the presents and my daughter was of an age to get a Barbie she opens the Barbie and she's like dad I can't get into the Barbie it's like in one of those clamshell the worst yeah yeah so you're like trying to get into it and my father-in-law hands hands me his knife and so I just slice open the top of the the Barbie doll and I just sliced the end of my finger oh I didn't slice at all I just I cut my finger pretty deeply my middle finger if I remember correctly but I'm I'm very queasy when it comes to blood flow yeah did you pass out and at that point I was I I try not to panic but I did and I I just grabbed my finger and I ran out of the living room into the kitchen and I don't know I don't know why I wanted to I just wanted to run my finger under the water in the sink wash it doesn't yeah I guess since yeah but the next thing I remember is I could see that I opened my eyes and I saw the cabinet like below the sink I was at a lower level and then I looked up and I was in my father-in-law's arm and so yeah I I I was I was bleeding I was bleeding out man ya know it wasn't that bad at all it was just like a little bad Davis did but it but he never lets me live that down so like sir of course every Christmas season Bobby's trying to get trying to talk about the knife it's like well don't give him the knife so the rule was it ha ha ha ha link doesn't get a knife but I'm gonna constantly talk about how I'm trying to give him a knife boy this is funny wheel sources we actually don't go there for Christmas Eve I don't even fly home we go home for Thanksgiving now and this is why I just could no no Riddick Thanksgiving can you cut the turkey no they just pass it around and take bites out of it primal about that so yeah I mean that um he loved it he loved it you know that's that he's he's just waiting for years for me to faint in his arms but I think it's just so he I think it's a general I goes beyond the fact that you injured yourself it's also you give a knife to link and you give anything to link and he's going to like do some little extra with it knives tend to be dangerous to do things extra with I feel it's like we just don't are you trying to use like the the cool parlance of extra you say you know extra I'm not trying I mean I am using that okay I'm just saying if you give you something you're gonna like move it in a way that like ok it's a little something extra now you're not using it right and if you want to seem cool you just got to say link is extra right well that's kind of know and so no being extra is oh that's that's proper usage yeah but doing something a little extra well I'm using it in the traditional sense but it's also playing into the modern parlance you know I'm saying a little something draws a little attention to it I'll keep saying you had not use knives if you don't use the term axe that's fair you want to use the term flare link like like a Ruby Tuesday's waiter link has a tendency to bring a little flair to things and when you bring flair to knives people get hurt fair enough fireworks you loud around those he shouldn't be I don't think either one of us are because we we nearly blew ourselves up in the parking lot really well that was when we combined brake fluid and no what was it Florine well no it was chlorine and brake fluid don't come by isn't that mustard gas that it just combusted its own right it was crazy it's a it's one of the biggest accidents we've ever had I saw that right like a volcano good spot some things on fire yeah but I'm actually for the first time but because you know so again we discover things you can't do any fireworks any legitimate fireworks in California for good reason because of all the fire geysers but in South Carolina you can basically it's the most lenient laws and there's a number of states that have these you know where you can do like the real like you'll get like a mortar shell deleting some big as your fist right yeah so my father-in-law used to send us down to South Carolina we're like a couple hundred bucks to like get just whatever we could stand then come back up to North Carolina we would do these fireworks displays and I've told bunch of stories about all the accidents we had but this year doing it again because I'm gonna be in North Carolina oh really oh so but is it illegal to use those fireworks in North Carolina technically yeah okay so no there's no one's recording them the police are like they give you like they'll drive right by you they like they give you their like we understand man it's just once a year celebrating freedom of our country until the vacant lot goes up in flames as it has in past right but I think we're gonna do it at their other house which is up on that River and there's a there's a dock that goes out into the river mmm-hmm you just burn the dock down set it up yeah the dock neat just burns it to the water and then use what everybody walks away that makes sense I'm pretty excited about it though you know because like once a year I wonder what your budget is everybody you know somebody in South Carolina loses a finger or worse yeah and there's a little just a little bit of you know I don't know there's some adventurin you really got to get your um what's it called the wick use a fuse you got to get your fuse game down well you're talking what I think you do is I would spin all day because there's the the big green fuse which burns like I'd like mathematically tested it and knew that like 10 inches of fuse was this many seconds and it was very reliable and I engineered the whole thing where I just have to light one fuse and it would do like a 25 minute firework show well nice I'm not gonna do that because I'm not gonna take all day you know I I don't have the patience for that anymore just get just get a good mythical morning producer to do it for you and we'll just I'll put it in the overhead on the way sir we need to check your back Wow I'd have some residue on my fingers if you know what I mean yeah well we'll get been working on that right outside of your office okay great no they could do it inside the office we've smelled worse well we're coming up on our time there's there's a little thing that we're doing now called Ian's funny news oh yeah okay I like that name it's news that's only funny to me for usually terrible reasons okay so I will say I heard about this story and the way that it was worded made me go and it's not funny it's actually one of the worst things that I've seen in a while but the way that it was worded was Shane walked up and he's like hey have you heard about like this this this one planet thing is our planet our planet yeah he's like have you heard about this our planet thing apparently like climate change is making walruses commit suicide oh my god they're making them like jump off cliffs and I was like huh because it's just like it's just like of course climate change is making animals jump off cliffs like of course so you know for that for the sake of the podcast I the episode it the thing that the thing that was the that was fun to me was my episode you just made footage of walrus eye or yeah so I'll show you the photo first cuz I think so Twitter of course reported on it yeah and their header photo it's just this what Horace doing a tea pose off a cliff why and it's terrible but just I don't spread eagle man as you can see the walrus is just doing just doing a classic T pose it looks like grimace from McDonald's just peeking over the head maybe it's a viral marketing yeah so there's nothing funny about the actual thing that happened apparently like what happened climate change is driving like hundreds of thousands of walruses to this one rocky area in North Russia and it's it's like there's like a hundred thousand walruses walruses are not small things they're very very large yeah you know so a lot of them are trying to like get out of the crowds so some of them like hike up this or you know kind of wobble up this like mountain to get away from the crowds but apparently walruses don't have good eyesight out of the water so there's like a cliff side and then they can hear the other walruses down at the bottom and they're like oh I need to get back to the water and they just kind of like go fall down the cliff and it's the most probably one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen because they just show these horses it's horrific it's terrible and yeah so the photo is funny what what is the segment called well that's I know it's terrible but but the way that it was the way that he was put to me at the very beginning was walruses are just jumping because of climate change I was like of course and the tipos was just are they hitting them yeah they hit the rocks and they tumble down and then and then like at the end they just they just show this just basically pile of dead horses at the bottom it's great for the polar bears because polar bears just it's easy pickins but well there you go I mean finding some good over like yeah I mean you know if we're really talking with victims here the polar bears are the victims so maybe this is a good story right because I think they're suffering more than the walruses it seems like it's only the introverted walruses that want to get away from the crowds yeah oh so it's natural selection yeah we want the party Wohlers right don't leave a party early if you might die off you might follow the clip say let that be a lesson to people you introverts and I'm an introvert sir dude I I'd be spattered all across that cliffside yeah dude I went to a wedding and I I left with my parents as a family friend and but then a bunch of them like the the wedding party all stayed and it was in it was in the the Redwoods like up Northern California like like Mendocino County and thing about redwoods if you've ever been up there is like it's pitch black like like no light gets through those those trees when it's dark and you know everybody's drinking there they were camping and and you know somebody was drunk and they went out to pee and they just straight fell off a cliff why they survived they broke the neck they've kind of landed in a shallow riverbed they broke their neck yeah yeah we're but they're back or something but yeah you were there at this I wasn't I left before that but yeah pretty so to San Diego yeah they've got cliffs down there and like usually once a year in the powers yeah yeah yeah like I stayed down there one time really there's a those cliffs that you're just there's like a road and then it's just a straight drop like yeah for a few miles like so I think it's near Sunset Beach or something like that yeah few mile drop no a couple hundred feet but like it goes like that for a few miles and there's just plenty of places where you're just like oh I could just be walking on this grass yeah and I could just fall right off I could totally see yeah do you forget that do you ever get that feeling they call it called are you gonna are you talking about the feeling where you're on a cliff edge and then it feels like your balls are hurting that's that's a different thing that there's that only happens to you you ever like you ever been I refuse to believe that only happens to me there's a word for oh I know what you're talking about yeah it's like oh well I'm gonna get though so it's like a French word and I'm gonna get around but it's lapel du vide something like that anyone speak French here yeah it's the call of the void where it's like you stand like over a cliff and you're like like or if you're driving and you're like what if I just drove straight off this like you're not like suicidal but you're like what if I just did that the thought pops into your head with like unbeli like it just like subconsciously you're thinking yeah I have a similar thing that happens sometimes and this hasn't happened recently it was more when I was a kid I would be like in a conversation with somebody I'd be like what is punch this what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what do you mean yes yeah yeah I relate to that as I really I know you're relating to it isn't a desire to play I've never punch anybody in the face it's it's a simple like how crazy would it be if I punch somebody in the face right now yeah like what does it would change everything if I in the i-beam of situation where just like if I were to do this right now yeah what would change everything yeah yeah it's it's like what's the weirdest thought I can have right news same to the same thing as these submitting to the void kind of situation so say I'm gonna like I'm making eye contact but like what if I just like bit their nose hey I think the same way man well I've never looked at somebody's nose I get just bite that thing off well you're going to now you're gonna be thinking that can be so weird yeah you've ruined conversations for me forever now well welcome to my world but it's like it's a pretty common phenomenon too it's it's also known as high place phenomenon where you just kind of look over place you like no but what if no no it's like it's a weird and like sometimes like I'll get that feeling I'm like like it just gives me shivers oh my god why I just skip directly to the UH and it's in my ballsack yeah it hurt I mean it hurts like it's like I need to see a doctor think I've gotten kicked in the nuts yeah but it's it's like when you look over the edge of something I hate that or when I see someone doing that like the I mean the sweaty palms yeah thread on reddit have you been to the wash that stuff what's the Sears Tower like where they have like that you can walk out over the glass oh yeah and like look straight down I did that in Tokyo yes it was spooky yeah yeah well anyway I feel like you have to do it I you know I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pollute your what is the what is the rule what is the rule I took you know we're not do it no I have a response no I do it on good mythical morning and I will do it at live rhettandlink events but I don't do it in real life it's fair I didn't do that intentionally but yeah I'm assuming a bit for the for the live show yeah just for you guys is this where you guys promote your do you have any tours coming up yeah we do rhett and Link live.com we're going to well at the end of you were going to West and the Upper Midwest lots of it inver Salt Lake City Detroit Minneapolis Omaha oh thanks kind of it's a musical concert Chloe ages yeah those two I mean we might just talk to each other until we punch each other in the face or buy a bite links nose off I mean you could bite I mean with with with your bite strength you could easily bite someone's finger off right totally my nose is even easier you could easily buy somebody's nose nose would be easy its cartilage easy gosh next party no I'd love to have you guys back on for another podcast and maybe we'll get we'll dig more into like which body parts would be easier to buy it off yeah let's save that from the nocturnal is sure okay okay work on that list please well thank you guys so much for coming on I could I could talk to you guys for forever I hope you enjoyed my funny news because I talked about I'm like I shouldn't have I shouldn't have brought this that was bad no one will no one will say anything about it no one's gonna be upset with you oh no trust me people are gonna be a lot more upset about the Confederate flag talk we had we're gonna leave all the things you said Damian we're gonna cut the rest of our okay I just always try to dig to like where does that come from and then I end up humanizing people that I a hundred percent don't agree with and then I look bad like he likes Confederates but thank you guys so much for coming on yeah and thank you guys for listening you the listeners and the viewers thank you so much if you're not yet subscribed to the Smosh cast please feel free to do that on your favorite podcast apps we also got a YouTube channel the video full video comes out two days after on and you can subscribe to us on the YouTube channel and be sure to LIKE the comment do all that fun stuff let us know what you what you thought of all the things we did and who should we have on next let us know I love you guys so much thank you again rhettandlink week bye let me guess bye [Music] you [Music]

Channel: SmoshCast

Views: 592,121

Keywords: smosh, smoshcast, smosh podcast, smosh podcast 9, rhett and link, gmm, good mythical morning, ian hecox, damien haas

Id: MXenOMyFOpQ

Length: 83min 27sec (5007 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 19 2019